Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Lyrics)

may I have your attention please may I have your attention please will The Real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat with the real Slim Shady please stand up we're gonna have a problem here you'll act like you've never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam economy just bursting the door we started whooping her ass first and before they first were divorced sewing her over Furniture It's the Return of the oh wait no way you're kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he and Dr Dre said nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement feminist women love Eminem look at him walking around grabbing his you know what flipping and you know who yeah but he's so cute though yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead move my bum is on your lips my mama's on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver the little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is of course they're gonna know when in their courses by the time they hit fourth grade they got the Discovery Channel don't they we ain't nothing but mammals well some of his cannibals [Music] [Music] please stand up please stand up please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in this rap to sell records well I do so him and you too you think I give a damn about a Grammy a few critics can't even stomach let alone stand me but slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird why you guys can just lie to get me here so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears better switch be chairs so I can sit next to Carson alien predators and hear them argue over who she gave head to first little put me on blast on MTV yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim possibly the audio and MP3 and show the whole world how you gave him an MVD I'm sticking you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me so I have been sitting here to destroy you and there's a million numbers just like me who bust like me who just don't give a like me who dress like me walk talk and act like me it just might be the next best thing but not like me I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the dream [Music] so won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false the sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it I just should have better than 90 of you rappers out kid then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums is funny cause if the rain I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirty and nurses asses when I'm jacking off a Jergens and I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working and every single person is a Slim Shady lurk and he could be working in Burger King spitting on your onion rings or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a with his windows down in the system up so with the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind rolling one more time loud as you can [Music] so won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up cause I'm the same Shady inside the real City or you are the slim shadies stand up please stand up please stand up dating so won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up I guess it's a Slim Shady in all of us let's all stand up [Music] [Applause] [Music] open [Music]

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Length: 4min 44sec (284 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 19 2023