<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE GET GOING HERE, BEFORE WE GET
GOING, I JUST WANT TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND GRATEFUL THANKS TO
EVERYONE IN OUR ARMED SERVICES. TOMORROW IS VETERANS DAY.
AND YOU CHECK OUT OUR DOME. IT HAS THE INSIGNIA OF SO MANY
OF THE ARMED SERVICES. AND IN THE BACK OF OUR HOUSE WE
HAVE TWO WORLD WAR II VETERANS IN THE BACK OF OUR HOUSE RIGHT
NOW, EACH 100 YEARS OLD. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
THERE. <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS A TALENTED
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA," "A QUIET PLACE,"
AND "MARY POPPINS RETURNS." SHE NOW STARS IN THE SIX-PART
WESTERN SERIES "THE ENGLISH." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," EMILY BLUNT! ♪ ♪ ♪<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i> THANK YOU.
WOW! >> Stephen: NOW THAT-- THAT IS
AN OUTFIT FOR A SHOW. >> I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE-- >> Stephen: WHOA!
THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. >> IT'S KIND OF LIKE LIBERACE.
LIBERACE'S P.J.s. >> Stephen: VERY NICE.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> YOU, TOO.
HOW ARE YOU. >> Stephen: GOOD, A LITTLE
TIRED, ELECTION WEEK. HOW YOU HOLDING UP OVER THERE?
>> I'M ALL RIGHT. "OVER THERE" AS IN --
>> Stephen: OVER THERE IN THAT CHAIR.
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IN ENGLAND.
>> Stephen: YOU LIVE OFF THE COAST IN NEW YORK IN BROOKLYN.
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE. YOU KNOW I'M COMING FOR YOUR
HUSBAND THE NEXT TIME HE'S ON HERE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
HE WAS ON UP THERE AND WE ARM WRESTLED RIGHT THERE.
AND YOU CAN TELL HOW WELL IT TURNED OUT BY HOW WORRYIED EVIE
LOOKS. COULD YOU DO ANYTHING TO HELP ME
OUT? COULD YOU SOFTEN HIM UP.
>> GIVE HIM SOME DEAD-ON PUNCH S.
>> Stephen: GIVE HIM SOME STARCH.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN LUCK. HE HAS BEEN DIRECT N NONSTOP.
>> Stephen: HE'S NOT JACKED? >> NO, I WOULDN'T SAY HE'S FAT
RYAN BUT HE'S NOT JACKED RYAN. I FEEL LIKE ONE OF MY FALSE EYE
LASHES JUST CAME OUT. DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING?
>> Stephen: MINE ARE ALL REAL, DARLING.<i>
( APPLAUSE ).</i> YOU WAKE UP LOOKING LIKE THIS,
DON'T YOU. >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
WEAR MAKEUP? I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE, I
HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT CONCEPT, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY,
YOUR SISTER, FELICITY, WHO IS MARRIED TO STANLEY TUCCI.
>> YES! >> Stephen: SO DO YOU GUYS,
FOR THANKSGIVING, DO YOU DO A BLENDED THANKSGIVING?
DO THEY COME OVER? >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: REALLY? >> WHAT DO WE DAHL A
BLUNT-TUCCI. .WE HAVE GONE TO THEM.
THEY HAVE COME TO US. HE'S AN AMAZING COOK.
BUT SHE'S AN AMAZING COOK AS WELL.
>> Stephen: WHO TENDS BAR. >> I MEAN, STANLEY MAKES A
FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS COSMO CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
HE'S A SEX SYMBOL NOW. >> Stephen: HERE'S THE THING.
I TOTALLY BUY IT BECAUSE TALENT IS A GREAT APHRODISIAC, IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE SHOCKED THAT HE'S BECOME THIS SORT OF,
REICH-- I WOULD SAY SILVER FOX, BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO THE ROOF.
>> THERE'S NOTHING ON THE ROOF. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK HE IS!
>> NO, I THINK HE IS. >> Stephen: REALLY?
HE DOESN'T ACT LIKE HE IS. HE ACTS LIKE, "FINALLY, THEY'VE
NOTICED." <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: AS WELL HE SHOULD. >> IT'S AMAZING IT TOOK A SORT
OF IRREVERENT VIDEO ON INSTAGRAM THAT MY SISTER TOLD THEM TO POST
AND HE BECAME A SEX SYMBOL. I ASKED HIM, "DO YOU LIKE IT
DEEP DOWN? DO YOU LIKE BEING A SEX SYMBOL?"
AND HE SAID, "YEAH." >> Stephen: HE'S HONEST.
>> YES. >> Stephen: TALK ABOUT SEXY--
>> OH, GOD. >> Stephen: EVERY NIGHT BEFORE
I COME OUT HERE-- THIS IS TRUE-- WHEN I'M BEING MADE UP--
SPOILER-- WHEN I'M GETTING MADE UP, WE WATCHINA GARTHEN.
EVERY NIGHT I WATCH A NEW RECIPE.
>> DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU HAPPY. >> Stephen: SHE'S SO
WONDERFUL. SHE'S LOVELY.
>> HERE YOU ARE WITH INA, RIGHT THERE.
FRIEND OF THE SHOW. >> SHE WOULD LOVE IF YOU WENT ON
THE SHOW. I MEAN, SHE WOULD LOVE THAT.
>> Stephen: TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU DID.
YOU WENT ON HER SHOW-- >> SHE HAS A WONDERFUL SHOW
CALLED "BE MY GUEST," AND YOU GO ON AND COOK SOMETHING WITH HER
AND YOU HANG OUT WITH HER. WHY DO YOU WATCH HER?
DO YOU WATCH HER BECAUSE IT KEEPS YOU CALM.
>> Stephen: I LOVE PROCESS. I LOVE ONE THING BECOMING
ANOTHER THING. SHE'S VERY FRIENDLY AND BUBBLY
AND GRACIOUS. AND ALSO KIND OF NO-NONSENSE.
JARRED SAUCE OKAY. >> YES.
>> I LOVE THAT FEELING. >> YES.
>> Stephen: AND EVERYTHING SHE MAKES I WANT TO EAT, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH! >> Stephen: SHE ALSO-- SHE
SENT ME-- SHE SENT ME SOME PRESENTS OVER THE YEARS.
>> SHE HAS? >> WE DID A BIT OVER COVID.
SHE SENT ME A COCKTAIL SHAKER, LITERALLY, THIS BIG--
>> SHE DID THE BIG COSMO. DID SHE TAKE THE WHOLE THING
DOWN? DID SHE TAKE IT DOWN.
I MEAN DRINK THE WHOLE THING. THAT IS ENGLISH FOR, "DID SHE
DRINK THE ENTIRE THING?" >> Stephen: DID SHE TAKE IT
DOWN? I DIDN'T LAST THAT LONG.
I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW. >> WELL, SHE WOULD LOVE IT IF
YOU WOULD GO ON. WHAT WOULD YOU COOK IF YOU WENT
ON? >> Stephen: I WOULD MAKE
SOMETHING OF HERS. >> I HEAR YOU MAKE A REALLY GOOD
BANANA BREAD, THEY TOLD ME. >> Stephen: REALLY?
YOU MAKE IT SOUND SUCH CLASSIER THAN IT IS.
>> YOU WENT AROUND OFFERING IT TO PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: I OFTEN BRING IN BAKED GOODS AROUND HERE.
>> COME ON! ARE YOU THE CUTEST?
>> Stephen: NO, STANLEY IS, EVIDENTLY.
>> NO, HE'S THE SEXIEST. YOU'RE THE CUTE GLEFT THEY TOLD
YOU IT WAS GOOD? WHEN YOUR EMPLOYEES SAY IT'S
GOOD THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING IF IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD.
>> THEY SAID IT WAS DELICIOUS AND MOIST-- AND I DON'T LIKE
THAT WORD, BUT THEY LIKED IT. >> Stephen: NOT EVEN IN YOUR
BANANA BREAD? >> NO, I WOULD RATHER HAVE A DRY
BANANA BREAD. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE BACK
