- I love games.
You know I love games, and I've been playing a game
with my guests lately. It's really, really fun. It's called "Never Have I Ever," but today I'm going to do
something I've never done before. I'm gonna--this is history
we're making. Check under your seats.
You have paddles, and I am going to read
a statement, and if you've done it before,
you're going to say, "I have," and if you haven't, you're
gonna hold up, "I have never." Okay? I may have follow up questions,
but don't worry about it. [audience laughter] And the only people who are
going to see this are the people who are
watching TV on this-- [audience laughter] Okay, no lying!
Everybody be honest. We--we encourage honesty always. Okay, so again,
if you've done it, you have. If you haven't, never have--
"I have never." [cheering] [audience laughter] Okay.
Sir, right here? In the second row? What did you say to your boss? - I work with my dad, and uh,
he thinks-- [audience laughter] He thinks I'm actually,
right now-- he thinks I came down here for something to do with
my bankruptcy. - Oh.
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] Well, you still may be down here
for bankruptcy, because-- [audience laughter] Well, thanks for lying to your
boss so you could come see me. All right.
- Thank you. Wow. Right here, this couple.
Is it each other, or--who did-- [audience laughter]
- No, no, no! - Who did you check out? - We checked out everybody,
pretty much. [audience laughter] - There was somebody in pink. (audience) Oh! - Wow, somebody in pink?
[audience laughter] Wow, everybody's been checking
her out. Everyone knows who it is!
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] Wow, did you know that everyone
was checking you out, ma'am? - I think so. - Yeah.
[audience laughter] Is this your boyfriend
next to you or husband? - Yes. - All right.
[audience laughter] So are you used to people
checking her out, sir? - Oh, absolutely.
- Yeah, all right. You're used to it.
That's so funny that everyone knew who
they were checking out. [audience laughter] All right-- Most people have never, and
the people who said "I have" are the only ones on
online dating. [audience laughter] Like, gone to Mardi Gras. - Whoo!
[laughter and talking] - Lady in pink,
what have you done? [audience laughter]
- No, no-- - No.
- No, I can't do that. All right. A bunch of people have! [audience laughter]
Wow. How'd that turn out with
your friend? You still friends with
those people? [laughs], oh. That's my audience,
half and half--I like it. I like it.
[audience laughter] Uh, let's see. [audience laughing and talking] Ma'am, right here in the coral.
What have you tried? What did you see that you were
interested in? - I mean, it's not that great.
It's just handcuffs. I wish it were greater.
- Just handcuffs? - Yeah, I wish it were better. - Did you like it? - No.
- No. [audience laughter] Who else said they've tried
something from "50 Shades of Grey"? Back here, back here,
over there. Let see, we haven't been
to this side yet. Okay, don't sort of flash it and
then not want to tell the story. [audience laughter]
What was it? - It was before
"50 Shades of Grey," so-- but it was still the stuff
that they do in that. - This side likes to
kind of go off course. This side--
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] There's a dream [indistinct], but it wasn't
"50 Shades of Grey." What--what was it? - Just a little bit
of everything. [laughs]
[cat calls] - Little bit of everything. All right. Wonderful.
- [laughs] - Who actually has tried
something from-- [audience laughter] Okay--Andy, over here.
She just raised it. Yes? - Spanking.
Spanking, spanking-- - Spanking.
- Spanking, spanking. You tried spanking.
- Love it. - Love it, love it, love it.
- You do? [audience laughter]
- Oh, yeah, I love it. I love it, I love it.
Yes, 100%. You love spanking?
- Yes. Being spanked.
- Right. Being spanked.
Yes, I understand. Are you in a relationship? - Yes, 14 years.
- Wow. - He's very happy.
- You can take this paddle home. if you need it.
[audience laughter] - I will, thank you!
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] All right. Thanks for sharing all that
with me. We've learned so much,
but let's do one more. One last one.
Never have I ever danced with Ellen on the show. Well, then, let's do it!
