Ellen & John Travolta dance

okay I'm gonna spring this on you right now what's that um I didn't have time to prepare for a monologue I know it's Wednesday in the month Oscars were way back on Sunday but I just have been so tired so I thought maybe you could help me with a monologue today sure how do we do that um well usually I come in in the morning and then I just talk about whatever's going on in my life so I thought the interesting for you to talk about what's going on in your life is it annoying when your jet won't start relate to that but I bet a lot of people have motorcycles and okay tell me all about it why is it called a hog number one well well first of all this is a gas tank no why is it called a hog I'm not sure okay sounds like a hog it's it's it's Nords it's snorts yeah right this is a mirror this is a wheel yeah but tell me about the bike and how it works well it's a it's a working machine it has this is the equipment you have a helmet you got it where yeah you got to wear a helmet no that's where the noise comes that's where the hog noise okay and then how many gallons is it hold a lot enough to take you miles really yeah like like maybe several something right so much you know nothing about this bike in the movie right sure but you just don't know anything about it I feel so so lucky to be on here alive now that I hear this I just got on the back of your bike um alright so there's nothing more you want to talk about you know what I think I think we should just dance okay this is exciting for me this is like a $20,000 bike right all right let's find out who the audience is gonna win the brand-new harley-davidson if I call your name jump up and down like crazy whoo where's my hat Oh Tracy Johnson do you know how to ride a valium I think you said you're right so look at me this is crazy right and this is where the noise comes out as you should it is a song harley-davidson Softail gorgeous and it may get lessons what does he write he's going to that but you're just saying you want lessons from him though yeah oh yeah I guess you're on Travolta John Legend Gladys Avery Griggs that her love bird Carla and he thanks everybody see you tomorrow you

Channel: Royallas

Views: 3,448,810

Rating: 4.7678728 out of 5

Keywords: Ellen, and, John, Travolta, dance

Id: Ze0cEwsB27A

Length: 6min 36sec (396 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 26 2007

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