EFAP #26 Stream Highlights: The Secret Of Mario's Jump

oh no is it what I think it's gonna be yes this this is art you cannot objectively judge this [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] may seem strange literally a summation of all of evap want to draw attention to the fact that someone went out of their way to draw a picture of Michael Cera his kylo Ren someone just commented that on that video and a man just happened to see it and he was like working on it it was like [Music] she loved the repeated yo-yo weights repeated yeah there's no way this is yoyoyo that many times yeah well this is Jared we're talking about hold on most Vox is up to 260 K is this is like it yet blessed piped seems to be a point as boxes had any like people being like what the [ __ ] is this blasted pipe but [ __ ] these people I don't even really understand it myself but it's amusing Oh what is this [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] needed to be responded to in general just [ __ ] you Quentin where we lying about rights to make sure I can't processing something that he didn't like that that shit's inexcusable so here's the thing intended for children a nuanced little centrist boy hello there ladies and gentlemen [Laughter] we get an interesting tactical choice between doing a small amount of damage immediately or doing a large amount of damage europa mmediately the graphic presentation though guys that's an example of using one verb directly after another within a specific timing window to transition into an entire move like is he he's like explaining this to like an infant in a crib around corners or in mid-air total bloke t.rosile for in mid-air a button can also be pressed more than once good I didn't want to keep ray buying controllers all the time that would be annoying that is that is actually something that sounds less intelligent what jarred say button can be pressed more than once I just like hearing Jerez what the hell bro had explode what the [ __ ] man this video was like I'm being patronized too like I've never played a video game in my life and the most basic concepts that are practically ubiquitous in video games have to be detailed in their explanation he clearly made this to explain video games to his mother someone said Mark Brown should put a disclaimer at the start of his video saying this video is only interesting if you've never played a game Moeller I mean this is stuff you cover in your one of high school I don't know what are you smoking when he talks about Viv's there's no verb in either programming or design when you say this is the stuff you cover in year one of high school I struggle to believe they spend more than a second on something like they do wait until high school to teach you this stuff I don't this is like second grade children tomorrow letters and colors that's what yeah like the idea that you go to high school to learn about game design the equipment would be you go to high school to learn about literature and then they go letters can be put together to construct words here's example of a word but if you take the letter out then you get a different word and let's explore what it means changing the word changes the meaning conveyed by the word words next to each other to make sentences did you know that you could take two numbers and add them together to get an even larger however instead of subtract we're going to use the word Bob what is five Bob when you are when you're grocery shopping you're just gonna have a voice in the back of your head when you're picking up groceries going foods can consume them tourists use a knife on a carrot to make the carrot smaller but if you mix carrots with other vegetables then things get really excited if carrots between bread sandwich parrots and we're establish [ __ ] is carrot sandwiches avocados go off really quickly there the cooking grenades when you when you hold the a button it makes you more accurate l to aim the other car so anyway let's learn about bears other jobs before we find a person carry some carrots languages in the shop you can cook the carrot just like a grenade no no no this dots out complicated it sounds like you're explaining videogames to either an 8 year old person or an 88 year old the first thing it's negative to be disabled mala listen that doesn't mean you're less of a person or that you don't get to vote or anything like that or yet to sit at the back of the bus you get anything like that all it means is that not as abled is what you should what normal people are and that's okay that's why we that's why you have rails is effeminate it doesn't mean you're less of a person if you like missing part of a body because then like I mean that's like saying that big people or more more of a person get more human rights than skinny yeah you've opened a cattle with people of the most people people I did not well I mean if you take up more than one seat anywhere you should have more people you get to vote twice but it also means you get you know it means you don't get drafted twice whatever you get stressed that means that to normal size people have to be drafted in your play how is this a secret it's one of the coma Jay he'll tell us what the secret is and so is but if a secret if you take it this range of life and you see that through the tautology you that this guy I swear to God you give you a offer at eleven and a half minutes what the [ __ ] secret of Mario's jump is I'm gonna go [ __ ] batshit are you saying that this isn't you going batshit already cuz I want to see that no I won't know I don't even have the energy at this point no just me it'll just be me alone all right all right all right let's go know is that I want to know how Mario secret is he's I wanted help were the Italian he's like look at this bit [ __ ] this the secret to Mario's jump don't [ __ ] ask me sort of it's definitely a big part of the equation but there's a bit more to it than that as more things to consider when we had engaged in verse consider this video part 1 of sorts there's no part 2 by the way tune in next time there is no party there's no real secret of secret admirers job - so we we never get to find out the secret and that's how it's a secret now would it hahaha give me my money on patreon is like why why did you do this I don't understand how you can make a video called the secret of Mario's [ __ ] I don't mean to click and go there I don't mean the secret of Mario's jump I expect and I don't I don't think that this is me being unreasonable I don't think that I'm asking for too much I just expect that if you make a video called the secret of Mario's [ __ ] jump right then I want that than in that video there's gonna be the secret of Mario's jump as I get you go on a vacation and [ __ ] Cairo and you get make a vlog called the best thing that I did at Cairo and the videos about your slumber party in Honolulu then I'm gonna be a little upset because I feel like I've been taken on a trip yeah this was some serious click bite hello procedures lady you were like you could say this could be boring to cover I was yeah I was just like ah what's he saying I knew the rags a wolf would fight this it's so totally inoffensive but I suppose it's also aggravating as well because it is so inoffensive no it is offensive this video offends me well it definitely subverted your expectation yeah because it said it would do something and it didn't please consider supporting me on patreon well listen comfy hat Tammy Donald Philippe Linz Michael or Kay Josh [ __ ] all of you I hope you're happy well the video sa crowd is getting bloated with awful content creators gbgs subjective opinion pieces don't worry though Joseph I remember my first video review too like we've already killed like that would thrust Joseph Alice has been throat off I think he comes back later you got a good aliens yes I can't do it well service on this because I can't pose it for all of us accurately only for me like it'll only show the frames but some of these jokes are literally on the screen for like a split second try again yeah just saw as I can go bad movies he he was to the right enjoy me bro yeah oh he's attacking steven crowder can you see that the background jack say is fighting at MPC and it's important to note that Sid SIDS gets tackled and thrown away and I go what the hell like he's not killed yeah do a back for you yeah yeah it's a custom back us not been used before is usually all-black what actually you got up yesterday yeah destiny with a Destiny's fighting Sargon I think he wants the camera pans you can see it I'm not hundred shows who the one to the left of Lili I know it oh oh is li the the red one yeah yeah he was there's the one to the right no wait so that in the center of the screen is pop-culture detective to the right of I don't know into the ROI of Ashley well there's someone to the right of lien like some OS dummkopf oh I don't know who the one to the left is though Oh Chad saying of Sarah Z the other girl oh oh the fly girl got it Fly Girl yeah there you go saw go and destiny if I wouldn't be a problem [Laughter] Oh guards but a tackle right so this is where it gets a little bit confusing we've pulled out at bat to its Massacre [ __ ] taking out a birthday bat the chaplain is we need more boobs down with thrust as at ISM VR is lost on the bill cuz he couldn't come out he found all those bad movies in the background that as well and all the ones that he he drew all this this is insane I would I would kill myself if I made content like this huge rate helps you survive an environment that seems covered in [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] moving on babbles down add kylo a pig kylo oh no sorry we just have the same old Kyla we always have Oh God is shinobi and oh [ __ ] oh he's killing nostalgia critic critic I thought he made videos about nostalgia critic yeah yeah and then I think it was the whole because Greedo said debating always stupid oh but I've got to beta gods like a flavored his face there you go tax and try to shoot me into hits greed oh I guess okay okay I might need to pull it back again look at what Jack's saying is fighting it's a straw man of wolf oh I see it yeah the literal straw man he's fight that's incredible and then you got yeah he's slight a different vision they said straw bad rags now I think it says rags on there you've got poet hold Oh fighting each other some of it should be nearly impossible keeps it interesting so just try stabs me with subjectivity why did I just pulled the knife up put it back in with objectivity but listen to what he says what I say it's just funny the way you edited this keeps it interesting they're still subjective this guy's dead I know it seems impossible to watch movies wrong nothing we got the quartering and angry Joe fighting in the back you might be ahead of me cuz the only problem is I'm just like explaining it for people watching that as well it's the yeah that is a creature of the court record that'd be a movie Bob I think it was yeah god oh yeah so I Jenna's response response video is the axe I guess I dreams of the dead person then you got Ryan and JJ are fighting to the left of me as well yeah and then the right pigeon is fighting Fox that Jack is fighting Ebola straw man can you see the the bullish straw man has a little gas mask things on it I think actually true straw man visions of us see this is I called bowler [Laughter] and let's not forget their choice to add a cinematic set of black bars and this is perfect cut off characters do you catch what I said there as well make sure it yeah so Joseph stabs soba with definition of a horror game I'm sorry was I supposed to turn my brain off the whole video he's been fired straw man it's just he takes the axe out of I hate everything what to just use the friends like it's just like oh my god the themes of this video just better not get a sequel Winton again I think is becoming a rutting beam to have a Quinton face little X's on it as well with this tongue sticking out to if he made a movie it was really bad but you had the theme pause right there it is wait you say he's bored of blood people you saying these two people's worth of people I'm sure is more of a person that's gonna be code for someone's future he gets to vote twice the [ __ ] does that mean relate [Music]

Channel: BirdsElopeWithTheSun

Views: 25,194

Keywords: MauLer, EFAP

Id: zYlSM254nrU

Length: 25min 25sec (1525 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 31 2019