Eddie Griffin Voodoo Child (Full Standup) (HD)

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[Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] love and laser they couldn't have named the city better <font color="#E5E5E5">Los Angeles</font> cuz there's some lost motherfuckers here [Applause] yawns and<font color="#E5E5E5"> what y'all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sittin at home a</font> couple<font color="#CCCCCC"> of weeks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ago</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> watching that</font> motherfucking bank robbery<font color="#E5E5E5"> Los Angeles</font> I knew motherfuckers was gone but this <font color="#E5E5E5">was like testing ground for nuts I'm</font> sitting<font color="#E5E5E5"> at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> home watching the</font> motherfucking bank robbery<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I used to</font> like hate the<font color="#CCCCCC"> police with a passion like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody else fucking Hill thing cuz</font> they always fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> which is a ticket to a</font> polo<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'll get on the car</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put your</font> hands up on the car get on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the curb sit</font> down<font color="#E5E5E5"> got a good deal and I used to hate</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the fuck out there motherfuckers till I</font> seen that bankrupt<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sitting there</font> watching<font color="#E5E5E5"> that shit I said we need</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> moco</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nice yo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Sam</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> white boy scared</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> fuck out of me <font color="#E5E5E5">you don't sit there with my party like</font> hey look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> them niggas robbing that</font> Bank<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then ain't no niggas niggas</font> don't plan shit that well<font color="#E5E5E5"> he'll say no</font> motherfucker shot out with the police <font color="#CCCCCC">but 30 minutes you'll say</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga go do a</font> bank robber<font color="#CCCCCC"> nig relay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a you got your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">night</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I got mine</font> II wish<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys I got a 45 well shit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nigga let's go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it'd have been a short</font> shootout cuz niggas<font color="#E5E5E5"> would have had one</font> clip white boys be<font color="#CCCCCC"> planting shitty look</font> here Jim<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lee once you get the m16 get</font> them down<font color="#CCCCCC"> there with the banana clip now</font> I want you get some<font color="#E5E5E5"> take AWA</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> KK yy-you</font> know they have all them letters and technical terms with shit the WK FFF<font color="#E5E5E5"> with the laser scope we're</font> going in we're gonna need body armor<font color="#E5E5E5"> cause by God</font> we're getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> out alive</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> girls</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and this</font> was<font color="#CCCCCC"> some military plan shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font> saying the story behind the story is gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be a motherfucker when he come out</font> cuz<font color="#E5E5E5"> this wasn't no average motherfuckers</font> it got to get<font color="#CCCCCC"> and say dude it's fuckin</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Rob</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dead fuck man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man fuck come</font> up yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> black people say</font> come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Sandy's with some military</font> motherfuckers<font color="#E5E5E5"> you remember that fool</font> that was dumping on the police<font color="#E5E5E5"> walking</font> towards the<font color="#CCCCCC"> motherfucker</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yo Sam ain't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> niggas ever did no shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> like that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga</font> see the police black<font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga let's bounce</font> girls<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this pool was just like yes I'm</font> coming and<font color="#CCCCCC"> coming they're coming</font> you'll say he dropped<font color="#CCCCCC"> a clip had another</font> one<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there three seconds I said marina</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know saying now with some straight</font> military shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz you remember when the</font> sheriff car pulled up three of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> sheriff's<font color="#E5E5E5"> got out and a dumping on this</font> fool<font color="#CCCCCC"> let me hide behind the trunk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">car</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he did that military shit they</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">called suppression fire meaning</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> his arm</font> came up he didn't his<font color="#CCCCCC"> arm said like that</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> that that's a fresh anything they</font> thought they was doing when they went down<font color="#E5E5E5"> he came up picked them off one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by</font> motherfucking one<font color="#E5E5E5"> I said it to house</font> we need<font color="#CCCCCC"> mo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> police my money ain't safe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're saying I knew they were stupid</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">when they rob bank of America</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know ain't no money at Bank of America</font> you're saying that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> the McDonald's of</font> banks<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's one on every fucking</font> corner <font color="#CCCCCC">that's when I knew white people was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">crazy in a motherfucker and y'all let me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know y'all was crazy again</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this week</font> with this<font color="#CCCCCC"> tigerwood</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit just when we</font> think y'all cool to hang out<font color="#E5E5E5"> with your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">motherfuckers fuck up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a little redneck</font> jealous and shit I<font color="#E5E5E5"> am bet she's gonna have chicken</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">collard greens you better lead</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">china nigger alone you're saying a</font> billion Chinese and there's got to be a billion<font color="#CCCCCC"> niggas all around planet Earth</font> too many motherfuckers<font color="#E5E5E5"> be fuckin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that's a little Bruce Lee nigga you</font> ain't got<font color="#E5E5E5"> that China</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shit him that's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">liking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right here look nigga China</font> [Applause] they working<font color="#E5E5E5"> on the old Tiger Woods</font> y'all gonna have<font color="#CCCCCC"> your little lion</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> woods</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yo Sam but Tiger Woods</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got a whole lot</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> Bruce Lee any man you see when that</font> motherfucker take his hit on the stick them over<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow</font> who<font color="#CCCCCC"> heads Willie's a ling Ling job</font> don't they ever<font color="#E5E5E5"> lead it motherfucker cuz</font> you seen walk out on the field if you like take a here now and<font color="#CCCCCC"> Golf is</font> changing<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz it's a young brother</font> plan it ain't like them old brother<font color="#E5E5E5"> this been</font> brothers before Tiger Woods I'm talking <font color="#E5E5E5">like them old brother</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sure</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">minds if I hit the ball now sir and</font> they'd be<font color="#CCCCCC"> like hey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look you got a caddy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for you no no no I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cares my own bag</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> used to<font color="#CCCCCC"> catch euros and there's a young</font> brother from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the hip hop generation you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know saying this brother it's gonna be a</font> lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> young brothers out on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the field</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and with that much greenery we gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">barbecue</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yours and brothers see that much grass</font> and immediately start<font color="#CCCCCC"> barbecue girls egg</font> you know niggas gonna be pimping out them little carts and shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> have 3 wheel</font> motion on<font color="#E5E5E5"> click click</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it screws</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me where</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> goin night whole phone night ho</font> [Applause] you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> Xan wait till we start playing</font> hockey when we get on the<font color="#CCCCCC"> ice boy they</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> have to change the rules cuz right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they let them fight which fucks me</font> up<font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz brothers in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> NBA you like</font> Dennis Rodman getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> to smack somebody</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fifty</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thousand dollar fine his</font> grandmother's stuck in jail<font color="#E5E5E5"> they killing</font> his little sister<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nigga is off the</font> team<font color="#CCCCCC"> for two years</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know they</font> fighting hockey all the time be knocking each<font color="#E5E5E5"> other's teeth out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Nate just give</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time out getting that little poof</font> he'll<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tom's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TESOL nice get in there it's</font> gonna be<font color="#CCCCCC"> a minute</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wait</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> till some</font> brothers<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting hot you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know brothers</font> we throw these<font color="#CCCCCC"> well brothers be skating</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">backwards What's Wrong Fuu</font> [Applause] he'll change the rules<font color="#E5E5E5"> quicken him up</font> but white<font color="#CCCCCC"> people y'all don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> need</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> how funny y'all<font color="#CCCCCC"> are y'all a chuckle a</font> minute you'll say I got that big issue I just <font color="#CCCCCC">think y'all funny people just the way</font> y'all won't crack me to fuck up you'll <font color="#E5E5E5">just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be all tighten shit how's it going</font> Jimmy cuff this one no Steve Steve<font color="#E5E5E5"> hey</font> Bob<font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> brothers we do everything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">River Hills am brother D strolling</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ironing hey you could talk to a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brother</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Mitch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> try he won't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> miss a step hey Leroy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah what's up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man try to have with</font> somebody white<font color="#E5E5E5"> Tom well what what</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">damnit concentrate 1 2 1 2</font> I'd like to<font color="#E5E5E5"> take this time to thank you</font> Caucasian people for inviting us<font color="#E5E5E5"> here to</font> America<font color="#E5E5E5"> that was real nice y'all know</font> y'all laughing<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm seeing a motherfucker</font> cuz i watch the Discovery Channel and Africa ain't a place that nigga<font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font> want to be right<font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come on fuckers</font> over there starving hungry<font color="#CCCCCC"> in a pump but</font> I'm staying right<font color="#E5E5E5"> here in America</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I</font> can get a bucket of<font color="#CCCCCC"> chicken</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for 395</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pills and fuck the dumb shit man cuz you</font> always see them<font color="#E5E5E5"> starving kid commercials</font> of Africans<font color="#E5E5E5"> we look like him and eatin</font> powdered<font color="#CCCCCC"> Donuts all around it mouthing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shit flies all around a damn head I'm</font> watching last night one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> them had a</font> fly on<font color="#CCCCCC"> his eyeball</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on his goddamn</font> eyeball<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm sitting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there yelling at the</font> TV set<font color="#E5E5E5"> Blake motherfucker blink</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> they<font color="#E5E5E5"> weep in their name but got down Oh</font> get the fly off fly just roller skating around and shit <font color="#CCCCCC">Yonsei and white people when y'all get</font> mad at<font color="#CCCCCC"> us</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like over the OJ thing you</font> remember<font color="#E5E5E5"> that one nigga fuck up they</font> want to kill all of<font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> J that's not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all nigga that's y'all niggas</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> after he fucked up you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wanna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> send</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him back to us</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we don't want</font> him that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he never killed</font> nobody when he hung out with it God with y'all<font color="#E5E5E5"> chop chop</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> staff staff</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we</font> knew he<font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't a nigga</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bundle fuckin</font> commercials<font color="#E5E5E5"> only nigga they can run</font> through the<font color="#CCCCCC"> air put through security</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nobody touch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> let one us in here run through the motherfucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> airport</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> play</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> click get</font> down [Applause] [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">why</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people when y'all get mad at us</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">please stop saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this shit why don't</font> you go back<font color="#E5E5E5"> to Africa</font> what how the fuck we gonna go back<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> some shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> we ain't never been to jacked</font> like we born with maps in that mall <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking our head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like we'll just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> land</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> take me to<font color="#CCCCCC"> Shambu whose house now go</font> down three elephants make a left<font color="#CCCCCC"> at the</font> line then make over there he over<font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font> we don't ask y'all<font color="#CCCCCC"> to go back to England</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gain from this motherfucker either yeah</font> yeah so why<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't you go to Florida</font> England<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Gale</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pump check ahead</font> [Applause] I'm going back to Africa<font color="#E5E5E5"> new new new new</font> new<font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz some of them Africans do not</font> like us black<font color="#E5E5E5"> Americans</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they can't status from</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the East</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Coast you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know what I'm talking</font> about<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> DC on tool right first</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">time I went</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know saying I want</font> to go out and see the city<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I jump in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the cab cuz you know nigga was broke at</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when no TV show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a limo nigga</font> was tax a so I wanted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to go see the White House</font> the Capitol and<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Revenue Service</font> building<font color="#CCCCCC"> just in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> case they over tax and</font> Nick I know what<font color="#E5E5E5"> building to blow the</font> fuck up<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I'm in the cab</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">motherfuckin cab driver had the audacity</font> to turn around<font color="#E5E5E5"> and say you're not too</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">rich you know black man you won't run</font> that by me again<font color="#E5E5E5"> bruh</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> say you're not to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reach in the black</font> man I said how black I gotta be motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> just cuz you wanted a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nigga's he got away</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cuz white people when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all ancestors</font> came to<font color="#E5E5E5"> pick us up y'all wasn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lookin</font> for a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> bony brother y'all was</font> lookin<font color="#CCCCCC"> for big cotton-picking</font> motherfuckers<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them little bony ones</font> over in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Africa set us up you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">me look at me cough a lot of time got</font> one nut <font color="#E5E5E5">Shambu blow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're big and strong</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">missing him pick up a whole oak tree by</font> himself<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> help you catch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sitting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in the back getting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mad the motherfucker</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who winning in this situation</font> motherfucker you driving me to the<font color="#E5E5E5"> White</font> House<font color="#E5E5E5"> when he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pull in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> front of the White</font> House he looked in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> back seat all he</font> seen was<font color="#E5E5E5"> an open</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> door I was down didn't</font> pay for shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> yell back in the cab</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now go</font> back<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> African</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell him how nigger</font> dunya is wrong you uppity motherfucker <font color="#E5E5E5">you don't say I don't know why they mad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us and anybody should be mad we</font> should be<font color="#E5E5E5"> mad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> - you know saying I get</font> white people props on this when y'all have hostages y'all go get him I don't give a fuck of his - you'll have meetings<font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll care Jim Bob and Susie</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">are trapped it's over in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Middle East</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">now I'm gonna have to go over there you</font> sure you want to cause an international incident over<font color="#E5E5E5"> to people I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't give a</font> good goddamn if it's one<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're white</font> we're white by<font color="#E5E5E5"> God go get them</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're Americans bring them home</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">technically we've been hostages in this</font> country for 450<font color="#E5E5E5"> years not one canoe with</font> a<font color="#CCCCCC"> nigger</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with a spear has shown up to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pick us the fuck up</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> white</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people that slavery shit</font> shit I need<font color="#E5E5E5"> mad at you how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">real</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was in black</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people we'd be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fuckin with y'all about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ain't no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> brother-sister in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this room</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> has been a slave</font> we ain't none of us pick no fucking cotton<font color="#E5E5E5"> we wouldn't have known shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> it if y'all hadn't have made the movie roots<font color="#CCCCCC"> y'all fucked up right there wasn't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like they taught it in school</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chapter</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">seven slavery jabbed a beater nigga ass</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they never taught us it when net</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking</font> movie roots came on<font color="#E5E5E5"> that shocked the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shit out of every black man in this room</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> when we she's like what what the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fuck that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Wars you know that</font> member<font color="#E5E5E5"> white people y'all remember the</font> next<font color="#CCCCCC"> day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we came to school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and beat the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">shit out of yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I know that's a</font> traumatic<font color="#CCCCCC"> experience you have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> remember and y'all<font color="#E5E5E5"> gave brother some</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucked-up choices man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> everybody used to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well chop your dick or your foot you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know everybody's like go right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here man</font> all right here<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll do what you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got to</font> do<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're euros and that's an easy choice</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to make cuz you can hobble over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to some</font> pussy<font color="#E5E5E5"> you can't show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up with two good</font> legs and<font color="#E5E5E5"> no dick and that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> boat ride was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a motherfucker yo</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Sam</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> some</font> fucked up<font color="#E5E5E5"> bad shit man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that boat ride</font> cuz it ain't<font color="#E5E5E5"> like it is a day you know</font> saying a couple<font color="#E5E5E5"> of weeks from here to</font> Africa<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cruises playing</font> shuffleboard and shit these motherfuckers was at the<font color="#E5E5E5"> gully of the</font> ship down the bowels you don't saying<font color="#CCCCCC"> change to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> each other</font> hundreds a month fuckers<font color="#E5E5E5"> just chained</font> together with<font color="#E5E5E5"> little diaper shit on you</font> know saying that was a year long ride cuz then with<font color="#E5E5E5"> selling ships and the wind</font> don't blow all the<font color="#CCCCCC"> time you're saying</font> you know he's<font color="#CCCCCC"> sittin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> down there man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> mother [Music] where you<font color="#CCCCCC"> stop swinging your leg</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> chanting you every time you swing</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> leg my leg go to and you why you're</font> shitting all the time<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm not the only</font> one shitting where else<font color="#CCCCCC"> makan the shit</font> maintainer you<font color="#CCCCCC"> china him chanted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Leroy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">change the title damn the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Shaka Zulu we</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are chained together</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nama gun shit right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to you my telling you now your stink I'm</font> not the only one<font color="#E5E5E5"> shitting look at you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're taller than you were yesterday</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">stacking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit on top of sheets on top</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> sheets [Applause] y'all ain't going<font color="#E5E5E5"> back to no Africa I</font> mean<font color="#CCCCCC"> American we got our</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little problems</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> racism</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and shit this still the only</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">country you can start out with nothing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">end up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with a whole lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of shit where</font> the fuck i'ma do a comedy show<font color="#E5E5E5"> in Africa</font> live from<font color="#CCCCCC"> hood</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number three monkeys</font> doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> shitty that nigga doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the show</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hae-won's grab your monkey man let me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">finish this yo-yo Zaire</font> now they trying<font color="#CCCCCC"> to show up this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ebonic</font> shit on his man trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to call it an</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">African</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dialing yo saying that shit's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fuckin with me and you can't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even blame</font> this on white people<font color="#E5E5E5"> what old nigga came</font> up with this shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> do you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's one</font> them old<font color="#CCCCCC"> Harvey graduate niggas else we</font> need something for<font color="#E5E5E5"> our people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">believe they can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> learn English properly</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what do you think Jeff I think you're</font> right<font color="#CCCCCC"> pills</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and trying to get an extra</font> check for teaching some old bullshit<font color="#CCCCCC"> how</font> the fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna teach kids Ebonics</font> they already know<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yo saying the kids got pH D's in the</font> shit cuz<font color="#E5E5E5"> their kids walk in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> classroom hey what up<font color="#E5E5E5"> TC I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sayin sorry I'm late</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was in the six-foot-one</font> things<font color="#CCCCCC"> know I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a partner we had to deal</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> Knab John's on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her nigga a Roy Roy</font> Roy <font color="#E5E5E5">don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hang teacher</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sit now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh Elly's</font> insane<font color="#E5E5E5"> no saying what they really doing</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> calling our kids stupid you know</font> saying we all<font color="#E5E5E5"> learn English didn't we so</font> why the fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> ain't our kids learning</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">need no damn help</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mother fucker</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I got a ten-year-old son if he want to</font> learn German I'll put the<font color="#E5E5E5"> Pato boots on</font> him<font color="#E5E5E5"> let him</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> glycine clinking flying</font> tank<font color="#CCCCCC"> see I get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> uptight</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> learn</font> whatever the fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> you wanna learn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">saying custom we got punk-ass teachers</font> now when we was<font color="#E5E5E5"> coming up we had</font> teachers<font color="#E5E5E5"> that gave a fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> saying some<font color="#E5E5E5"> of them gave too much ever</font> fuck like my<font color="#CCCCCC"> English teacher coach</font> speech<font color="#E5E5E5"> this nigga was so big and black</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> just called him evening<font color="#E5E5E5"> and every time</font> he smiles<font color="#E5E5E5"> like the stars were twinkling</font> I had this<font color="#E5E5E5"> motherfucker first our man</font> back can see the Missouri<font color="#E5E5E5"> now it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">already cold and the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> motherfucker</font> outside<font color="#E5E5E5"> you've been standing out there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> morning in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the snow waiting on the</font> fucking bus<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tears then</font> froze up on your face<font color="#E5E5E5"> you got the little</font> snot<font color="#CCCCCC"> stache and shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sitting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there teeth</font> chattering you finally get on<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bus he</font> like now aren't you got no not nothing <font color="#CCCCCC">why don't you turn the fucking heat on</font> it's calling<font color="#E5E5E5"> the motherfucking this big</font> yellow<font color="#E5E5E5"> summer bitch</font> and you get to school<font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga first</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hour</font> you ain't doing<font color="#CCCCCC"> nothing but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> trying to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">throw out so I had this month for the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hour and I used to smoke a bag a</font> weed<font color="#E5E5E5"> just to go to school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I swear to God</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I swear to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> God I smoked a $20 bag to</font> arrive<font color="#CCCCCC"> my shit was so bloodshot red</font> people<font color="#E5E5E5"> walked up to me and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stopped</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I blink they go</font> so I'm sitting<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the classroom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Joni sit next to me like a man</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you got nothing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on them joints onkeydown</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga I am a joint sniffed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sleeve nigga</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sniff my sleeve</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> coach</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> piece up there Griffin I</font> want<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to come up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the blackboard</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> read this paragraph in proper</font> English<font color="#CCCCCC"> now sitting there Heine mom</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">funny buddy why is this room fuck me</font> Maggie no no I'm<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin blackboard this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nigga the blackest nigga ever seen what</font> you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> sayin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I ain't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sayin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that man damn</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">alright yeah I can't do it I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can't I</font> can't I can't <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm sorry turn the heat on man my hands</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is froze</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whole cat y'all y'all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wrestler class I want y'all to read</font> chapter<font color="#CCCCCC"> 24 to 27</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Griffin meet me in the</font> hallway<font color="#E5E5E5"> eat March on out you know saying</font> and you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know when you get thrown out of</font> class you got<font color="#E5E5E5"> to perform on the way out</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cuz you can't let motherfuckers know he</font> gots me and shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> some on the way out</font> here cut that big black motherfucker evenings negative nigger<font color="#E5E5E5"> look like he</font> need to crime the entire<font color="#CCCCCC"> State Building</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> guerilla looking motherfucker</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> till</font> I got<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the hallway</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> huh what you up you</font> like why you want to fuck up everybody else's education cuz you<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't want one</font> I'm like speech<font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I'm high</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I've been high all here</font> this ain't no new shit to you man I'm high now<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm just trying to figure</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">out in my head why do you want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to fuck</font> up my<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz it ain't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like you don't smoke</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">weed I don't come to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your house and fuck</font> your heart<font color="#E5E5E5"> so why</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want to fuck up my</font> high you know it's cold outside I've been<font color="#CCCCCC"> waitin on that bus a motherfucker</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">now for the slow ass nigga driving that</font> bus Willie you know Willie maybe you know Willie you live<font color="#E5E5E5"> next door to you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Nicholas they're the same neighborhood</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">why are you fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with me speech that</font> motherfucker walked up on me<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">did oh man and you ain't nobody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell you</font> where's nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> will take</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you what since</font> you such a man you<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna get the first</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one right there</font> no no cuz this meaning<font color="#CCCCCC"> unities mean you</font> right there<font color="#E5E5E5"> and part of my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> head was like</font> I could drop this big motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know what you hide mean right now drop</font> this big evening motherfuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> nigger they</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> call it daylight when you hit the</font> float and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the smart part of my head was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like don't do it evening will kill you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there'll be a hammer lands</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's right</font> Ebonics<font color="#CCCCCC"> emmalin's</font> and they gonna call your mama please <font color="#E5E5E5">open your little hand cuz</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hittin that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nigger with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that fist</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is like throwing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the grape better start over my little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shit up that fool hit me in the chest</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pile all the win I thought I owned</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> food running</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> down the hall</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bag and had it on sale Nick I hit</font> the flow<font color="#E5E5E5"> just searching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ads hold up</font> hold up big nigga<font color="#E5E5E5"> hook</font> snatch me up<font color="#CCCCCC"> ha ha this ain't legal</font> you better check<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Student Handbook</font> man<font color="#E5E5E5"> teachers ain't bows to hit kids but</font> raise up off me bitch nigga<font color="#CCCCCC"> readies up I</font> need a snatch me back up he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like you</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> you can go in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there speak proper</font> English well bloody I ain't<font color="#E5E5E5"> you all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that gets</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tough you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> waiting on the</font> chance to<font color="#E5E5E5"> get in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> classroom and flex</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">more English skills get here yeah yep</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> got<font color="#E5E5E5"> straight A's in it my foot nothing</font> nowadays the teachers are scared of the kids but they got good reason kids<font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pistols change it all the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">around</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hey tight tight come on up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here to the</font> blackboard<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> can<font color="#E5E5E5"> understand that</font> hey y'all talk amongst<font color="#E5E5E5"> yourselves here I</font> brought<font color="#CCCCCC"> the stereo in case y'all want to</font> dance<font color="#CCCCCC"> up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know cuz kids man they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> ain't the way they used<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be weeds</font> coming<font color="#E5E5E5"> up man</font> these motherfuckers they spoiled rotten <font color="#E5E5E5">to the bone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just gonna</font> rotten motherfuckers<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said like</font> when we was coming<font color="#E5E5E5"> up man we used to</font> play<font color="#CCCCCC"> together shit like that these</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little motherfuckers don't even want to</font> go outside<font color="#CCCCCC"> they stay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the house</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> give a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck how broke you all you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be on food stamps you got a Sega</font> Genesis at the house<font color="#CCCCCC"> I never though some</font> bitches just<font color="#E5E5E5"> be right there you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yo saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when they have kids they go</font> mutate<font color="#E5E5E5"> just gonna be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ahead</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in hand</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">remember we use the bag to go outside my</font> mother my mother<font color="#CCCCCC"> can I uh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay Kenny can I go outside</font> not till you finish your homework<font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font> much<font color="#E5E5E5"> tuna</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what'd you say good then when</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she finally let you go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when we went</font> outside we wouldn't play by ourselves <font color="#E5E5E5">like these little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bastards you see them</font> nowadays<font color="#CCCCCC"> body</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> self they don't have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">friends they can take us be outside</font> playing yeah don't you be like<font color="#E5E5E5"> what the</font> hell you doing I'm playing we wouldn't go<font color="#CCCCCC"> outside and play</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> until we went</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got our partners you're saying we go</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> next door go get up what how you</font> doing miss<font color="#E5E5E5"> Abernathy can't can uh can</font> Junie come out he can't come out<font color="#CCCCCC"> what'd</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he do that's when they turn into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little</font> reporters<font color="#E5E5E5"> this shit he got a woman</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gotta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gotta</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whoop you got you just found</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about your day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> into helping</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yesterday fool this just found out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it so I mean what'd he do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you can't say</font> but it was<font color="#CCCCCC"> bad yeah it was bad</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> huh well</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">welcome Mikey come out get his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brother</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Mikey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come out he can't come out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font> good did he<font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it witty</font> they did it<font color="#CCCCCC"> together</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he got a woman</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font> will be true<font color="#CCCCCC"> Jenny</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then you leave there</font> you go report<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the air for everybody</font> else in the neighborhood<font color="#CCCCCC"> hey y'all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Julian him got a whooping she just found</font> out about<font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> day</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happened yesterday</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dinner my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mother put extra</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> zoning like</font> he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> saying I was watching the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whole day</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I was right there at the door when she</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">start walking</font> she had<font color="#CCCCCC"> Junie in a headlock she was</font> beating him in<font color="#CCCCCC"> the head with the phone</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and stuff and then every time it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rings</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you just kept doing like that</font> voodoo child that<font color="#CCCCCC"> y'all saying this like</font> every time<font color="#E5E5E5"> they play these damn</font> computers man if they don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> even</font> understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> how lucky they are you know</font> they just<font color="#E5E5E5"> take it for granted man member</font> we used to have a GI Joe with a kung<font color="#CCCCCC"> fu</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">grip</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yo saying they press a button and</font> Mortal Kombat do everything they want <font color="#CCCCCC">why would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pop up when I look at pit</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">knows a member we had a GI Joe you had</font> to work<font color="#CCCCCC"> that motherfucker</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come on Joe</font> [Applause] don't joke come on<font color="#CCCCCC"> Jonah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shooting it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> remember used</font> to get your<font color="#E5E5E5"> sisters Barbie down that's</font> when that kung fu grip came in handy <font color="#E5E5E5">Joe holding her from behind yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that was everybody's first point Oh was</font> Joe<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking Bobby</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> huh didn't have some</font> other bullshit they pimping on our kids man it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> gangster rap shit you know saying</font> we losing too<font color="#E5E5E5"> many good brothers over</font> some bullshit y'all saying I<font color="#E5E5E5"> work with Tupac and</font> Biggie<font color="#E5E5E5"> both of them good young brothers</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lost in some craziness</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gangster rap</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ain't no such thing as a</font> fucking gangster<font color="#CCCCCC"> rapper</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the two don't go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">together so oxymoron the first code of</font> being a<font color="#E5E5E5"> gangster is what silence if you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">were rapping you talk too goddamn much</font> homeboy<font color="#E5E5E5"> you never shut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up you'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thank</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you telling all the damn business in the</font> damn song<font color="#CCCCCC"> had to drop a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nigger with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> line as they put him<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the chalk line</font> me Mookie<font color="#E5E5E5"> Earl your name dropping</font> motherfucker now we got to kill yo eggs you'll save real gangsters don't go platinum you'll never see John Gotti<font color="#CCCCCC"> come and</font> pick up a damn Grammy you'll see scarface will never accept an American Music Award<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I like to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thank</font> first<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'd like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to thank you fuckin on</font> the Rutger<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh what the fuck is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your name</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over there huh what the fuck is your</font> name over there<font color="#E5E5E5"> huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say hello to my</font> little friend<font color="#CCCCCC"> I still standing</font> hey Doc check<font color="#E5E5E5"> motherfuckers</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know saying</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that always holic Wes hard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you sword</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> sword niggas dying over a block</font> they don't emo nigga your<font color="#E5E5E5"> written you</font> playing Rick nigga<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're saying went</font> hard<font color="#CCCCCC"> what boy</font> if anybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> should be screaming Wes I</font> should be some old<font color="#E5E5E5"> Jewish dude that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">high</font> cuz I'm a voodoo<font color="#CCCCCC"> child you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying we</font> got so<font color="#E5E5E5"> many brothers dying young man</font> dying<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our women of</font> becoming dykes<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh just a nerve in this</font> motherfucker<font color="#CCCCCC"> y'all saying it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for come</font> and wrap it just<font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little KitKat</font> girls running<font color="#E5E5E5"> around</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">I don't get the shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're saying what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the fuck do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you get out of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it you're</font> saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> she lick your pussy did what did</font> what what I'm doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> Papa titties and</font> shit he'll say I thought my little<font color="#CCCCCC"> chest in</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> mix no say just licking each other's</font> pussies I don't understand it<font color="#E5E5E5"> she ain't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doing nothing a man can't do</font> she eats your pussy hold up<font color="#E5E5E5"> I ain't got</font> much<font color="#E5E5E5"> time digging I want all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here</font> she lick your pussy will munch that motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> down then we can slice</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> um</font> dick in you you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bonus plan</font> come home to Jamaica <font color="#E5E5E5">Kujo child</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're sad</font> just always<font color="#E5E5E5"> licky licky licky</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now don't</font> get<font color="#E5E5E5"> me wrong</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't mind the feminine</font> ones<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know still feminine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with this</font> shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz ain't a man in this room is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna turn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down extra pussy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bring your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">friend along</font> y'all saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> go clean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me girl</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">got clean it up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck and when you get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">done cleaning get the fuck out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the way I</font> got work to do <font color="#CCCCCC">Kukoc yeah yo Sam it's the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bulldogging</font> motherfuckers to get on my<font color="#E5E5E5"> nerves</font> you know the<font color="#E5E5E5"> mo butch made motherfucks</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">run around</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sagging and shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he'll say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hey all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chopped up fucked up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nose her</font> into the<font color="#CCCCCC"> lift to the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> air to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the titty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">donut if it is always walking around</font> tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> me I can do anything a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man can do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">no you can't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bitch oh you can do what I can do well</font> come<font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come come come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this standing up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">without pissing all over your damn self</font> you right write<font color="#E5E5E5"> your name in the</font> motherfucking snow<font color="#E5E5E5"> go ahead try it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">triac you can do what I can do</font> [Applause] food<font color="#CCCCCC"> Neil Chuck then if they don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> work</font> they always<font color="#E5E5E5"> talking that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> vibrator shit</font> but you can't outlast my vibrator I got have already indoors hell shut the fuck up let me tell you<font color="#CCCCCC"> gate Nick motherfuckers</font> up<font color="#CCCCCC"> got no sack up let you in here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nah smell</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> - pussy on the breath when</font> he's walking [Applause] let me tell you<font color="#CCCCCC"> yanking my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hooks up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">aint</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a vibrator</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on planet earth that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could fuck with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nad dick in his room</font> oh I hear<font color="#CCCCCC"> I looked out can't fuck with a</font> man cuz the vibrate ain't gonna grab you by<font color="#CCCCCC"> the back of your head</font> shut the hell<font color="#CCCCCC"> up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck Jonah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shut up shut</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the oh look</font> they go turn<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes oh god</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> [Applause] [Music] it ain't gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> pick you down proper then</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">look in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the eye say I love you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">foodies yeah cuz pussy is such a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wonderful thing</font> no no I'm again the man one more chance to<font color="#CCCCCC"> show you nuts</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pussy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a wonderful</font> thing you don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> say</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pussy is such a beautiful</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I tripped out when I found out</font> some women think<font color="#E5E5E5"> they pussy is ugly</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">no y'all do all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> extracurricular</font> work<font color="#E5E5E5"> peeling and shaming make it look</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> two-letter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> eyes shit like we give a</font> fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a real man in here give a fuck</font> about<font color="#CCCCCC"> hide look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bitch you could have</font> hair<font color="#CCCCCC"> down to your knees</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> braid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it up make</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> dipping on stopping pussy that's a</font> pretty motherfucker <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz when you turn it sideways it look</font> like it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> smiling it</font> you just got a kiss I would I wish there was a<font color="#E5E5E5"> pussy big</font> enough<font color="#E5E5E5"> you could just walk in</font> [Applause] ah be hit<font color="#CCCCCC"> Nicollet on</font> [Applause] you couldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> get me to come out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that back once a month shit yeah</font> [Applause] [Music] he's getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> hot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in the mall fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">remind me at Olympics y'all saying why</font> people why do y'all show up for the Summer Olympics<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's another question</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you ain't gonna be the brother in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">heat I'm sorry we come from the hottest</font> continent on the planet you ain't fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> with a nigga in the heat you're</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">saying a win Olympics - y'all shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ain't got a damn thing to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> worry about we</font> ain't coming<font color="#E5E5E5"> niggas do not fuck around</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">under 40 degrees</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> weather report come on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">40 I'm staying in - y'all shit you'll</font> never see<font color="#E5E5E5"> your brother winning the</font> downslope event<font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't say I don't</font> even know how y'all<font color="#CCCCCC"> SPECT take this shit</font> walk all the way up the fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> mountain</font> motherfucker coming down<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing 90 miles</font> an hour yeah that was Tom look like<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's going</font> good<font color="#CCCCCC"> he'll always walk down and talk to</font> him <font color="#CCCCCC">y'all's an some Olympics just stay home</font> white people really<font color="#E5E5E5"> know cuz I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">want y'all to be there and be</font> embarrassing shit you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know</font> why y'all show up to a<font color="#CCCCCC"> footrace you're</font> gonna lose we got too much<font color="#CCCCCC"> practice</font> we've been chased<font color="#E5E5E5"> by parents whose kids</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">changed by gangs and shit the police</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they shoot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that gun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to begin to race</font> nigga have a flashback<font color="#CCCCCC"> but I got to</font> money I'll get<font color="#E5E5E5"> him open the gas like</font> that brother what's his name Michael Johnson the<font color="#E5E5E5"> gold slipper nigga</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's so</font> fast motherfucker <font color="#E5E5E5">you could tell he grew up in the hood</font> cuz he<font color="#CCCCCC"> got that hood runnin top o top</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">y'all saying not that o technical shit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know I've been rehearsing and then</font> the doctor<font color="#CCCCCC"> said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to line it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up like that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and the trajectory</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of the fifth point</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> knows this motherfucker all tall</font> like we run in the hood that's from running<font color="#E5E5E5"> from police toes cuz you stay up</font> tall so you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can see behind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if</font> the fence<font color="#E5E5E5"> come in a quick shit</font> [Applause] and the javelin<font color="#CCCCCC"> throw I might</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not know</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> the space program</font> but I know a spear when I see one now so <font color="#CCCCCC">he's wiping wanna do this shit they call</font> it a javelin<font color="#CCCCCC"> y'all's an</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you ain't gonna</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">beat a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brother in that event</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's a</font> brother<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the deep dark woods of Africa</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there's got a whole</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> different incentive</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">behind his throat he's used to throwing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to feed the village</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hit a bird</font> at two miles<font color="#CCCCCC"> yos and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they come to him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are you ready to throw</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jim Buccaneer</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're not look all ready to fucking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">throw sure we're going up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> walk here can</font> you go over<font color="#CCCCCC"> and translate and ask the</font> fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> guys you ready to throw them</font> then we go to win a window cuz one night Chim Chim Chim Chim that mean hell yeah hell yeah <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> motherfucker got a whole ritual</font> before<font color="#E5E5E5"> his throw he grabbed a spiritual</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">come on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> their shit back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> away when I when</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> wake up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit go away</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with five pitches</font> on either side with feathers<font color="#E5E5E5"> and she</font> don't well<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> loud</font> [Applause] <font color="#CCCCCC">vector</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cooling when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i Kunichika seems</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a white official</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there what the hell is this Nicholas</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh Lisa ladies y'all got to start giving</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">up the pussy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not your pussy oh you believe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in the Bible you believe in God</font> tell you<font color="#E5E5E5"> in everybody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on Google</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Quran</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">King James</font> Mookie Mookie<font color="#E5E5E5"> young your whole</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rent</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font> you all of them say God created man that's right<font color="#E5E5E5"> we was first we was first</font> and we gave up a real<font color="#E5E5E5"> so that y'all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">can't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even fucking exist</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we didn't give</font> up<font color="#CCCCCC"> a rear foot way you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a how come you</font> ain't coming home while y'all was out <font color="#CCCCCC">your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> friends</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna let me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just hold it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh I don't know come back here come back</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me talk to you</font> wait your mom<font color="#E5E5E5"> come on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we give up no real for they give</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Yap</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">shit we gave up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a real for some pussy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you just carrying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it around for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> us</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> ain't yours</font> and y'all be<font color="#E5E5E5"> sitting sending mixed</font> signals<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're saying you go out in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> little<font color="#E5E5E5"> miniskirt half your pussy hanging</font> out shit you're saying month<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin walk up to</font> you in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> ball</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> D go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> immediate dick talk</font> cuz eyes have seen pussy hanging out <font color="#E5E5E5">must won't dick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Vixens that's right</font> let's go<font color="#CCCCCC"> over there then you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over</font> there<font color="#CCCCCC"> you be like ya seen you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sitting</font> over here<font color="#E5E5E5"> by yourself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I was</font> wondering<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you want me to buy your</font> drink something<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I don't want to</font> be bothered right<font color="#E5E5E5"> now bitch you could</font> have not<font color="#CCCCCC"> been bothered at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking home</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">why the fuck</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't come out have</font> your pussy hanging out your<font color="#CCCCCC"> titty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sitting up like they own the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> train</font> served up class some jeans or<font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font> stop<font color="#E5E5E5"> drinking my dick</font> [Applause] yo<font color="#E5E5E5"> San y'all come out and all kind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> little skimpy<font color="#E5E5E5"> ass shit</font> you never see a man<font color="#E5E5E5"> the pair speedos</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what is nut hanging out on the side</font> [Applause] I know a lot of y'all<font color="#CCCCCC"> probably wanted</font> damn nigga<font color="#E5E5E5"> how'd you get this dang food</font> and child<font color="#E5E5E5"> it started with my grandmother</font> who's from down south<font color="#CCCCCC"> like every black</font> person in his grandmother's<font color="#E5E5E5"> from down</font> south <font color="#CCCCCC">cuz that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened to be where the ships</font> got dropped off<font color="#E5E5E5"> nigga start migrating</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">other places</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all saying so my</font> grandmother man she had two chickens I didn't know she was<font color="#E5E5E5"> in it at voodoo</font> voodoo shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> two chickens in the backyard</font> we look kids he's go out and feed him and shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> and have little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fun with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font> I named him<font color="#CCCCCC"> little late laying titi</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> one day my grandmother<font color="#E5E5E5"> take me on the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">back yard she catch one of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them by the</font> head spun him around to the<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> head</font> popped out<font color="#E5E5E5"> body just running around you</font> can see<font color="#E5E5E5"> the little head in her head just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you wanna do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I thought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> cool with you you know you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fed me</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> I I play with you look grandkids</font> and shit you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know I'm watching my body</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">running around now bitch what the fuck</font> up I'm losing<font color="#CCCCCC"> oxygen she took to my head</font> shit you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> what though i black out</font> bitch me fuck you and I'm sitting<font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as a kid in a</font> state<font color="#CCCCCC"> of shock</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man this is my little</font> buddy little<font color="#CCCCCC"> late</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lady and she cooked</font> the motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> off that night I'm</font> going<font color="#CCCCCC"> in there there's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no lay lay on the</font> kitchen table<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eat up</font> how the fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna eat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your friend</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it wasn't like it was a strange bird I</font> got it - damn groceries doing didn't know<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's Lele I can't eat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Lele</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hunger</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> playing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> start setting in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Lele</font> look good<font color="#CCCCCC"> mom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I had to snatch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> late late let go<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's only cuz we</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">friends man see I always got you with me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh shit how many</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I believe in aliens</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> think there's some aliens for real<font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font> many<font color="#CCCCCC"> I believe smart motherfuckers rest</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">y'all arrogant his mother</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yo saying cuz you got to be out your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking mind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to think we don't only shit</font> in the universe <font color="#E5E5E5">yo</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> soon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you look at all the divers life</font> on this one<font color="#CCCCCC"> planet birds snakes</font> alligators lions tigers<font color="#E5E5E5"> and bears oh boy</font> I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> look at a diversity just amongst</font> human beings y'all saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> like God gonna</font> create all this life here and then just say<font color="#E5E5E5"> alright everything else will be</font> lights light it up<font color="#E5E5E5"> for him at night you know</font> say hell yeah some motherfucking aliens out here reason they don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> come here bad</font> news<font color="#E5E5E5"> travel fast</font> we known throughout the universe as the fucked up planet that's why motherfuckers say<font color="#CCCCCC"> they seen</font> the UFO they don't say it landed came in the house<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cook at dinner you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dumb motherfuckers ain't landing shit</font> they be on the spaceship man this is probably<font color="#CCCCCC"> just the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucked</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up planet tour</font> they get a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little pamphlet chick cause</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">500</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kugels to come to this motherfucker</font> motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> sitting on the spaceship</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looking out the window hey come on let's</font> go down there<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's mess with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font> did you shut the<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck up they fight over</font> black<font color="#CCCCCC"> and white we purple what the fuck</font> you think they gonna do to us<font color="#CCCCCC"> now look</font> you're out the window let's go no Sam <font color="#E5E5E5">and there's one man on this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> planet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looks like a fucking alien Michael</font> Jackson all that<font color="#E5E5E5"> down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bleaching I still don't</font> believe that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> his child can't make me</font> believe<font color="#E5E5E5"> it Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick that</font> is the whitest<font color="#E5E5E5"> little child I ever seen</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he's in need of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sunscreen number</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nine he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hums there Mike didn't bleach the fuck</font> out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of his shit yo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying you can bleach</font> yourself all you want<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you can't</font> change<font color="#CCCCCC"> your genetic code cuz I remember</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that off the wall knows he ain't trickin</font> meet him Jackson has some nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> trows</font> young man if he took a breath<font color="#E5E5E5"> in here</font> we'd all die suffocation you know that you can't make<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> believe</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's his child but I feel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sorry for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the child man you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is just</font> imagine<font color="#CCCCCC"> heaven Michael Jackson that's</font> your father<font color="#CCCCCC"> running around</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with a</font> glittering<font color="#E5E5E5"> diaper on</font> you don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> said having a monkey as your</font> older brother<font color="#E5E5E5"> bring your friends in the</font> house like what you're doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font> brother swinging from the chandelier throwing shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> I feel sorry for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the child</font> man cuz seven years<font color="#E5E5E5"> from now man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> be a trip little Michael</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come</font> walking in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> house</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wish it</font> daddy daddy<font color="#CCCCCC"> I want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to talk to you man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> talk to you now you know the</font> rest<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the kids are chasing me home</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from school daddy they're taking my</font> lunch<font color="#E5E5E5"> money of $1,000 a day daddy</font> they said you played with the little <font color="#CCCCCC">boys daddy</font> is it true daddy is it true daddy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> Mike's still the man right</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">then you know Mike still the man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Michael</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me sitting there getting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mad naman</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucker</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come here Junior come here come</font> here don't you ever<font color="#CCCCCC"> question me in my house</font> or any of my houses [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz when you do it at you know what</font> you're doing it get doing wrong get<font color="#E5E5E5"> going wrong keep going wrong oh</font> you're doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> wrong Junior come here</font> stand right there right there right there [Music] spin around [Applause] I didn't want to have to do this<font color="#CCCCCC"> jr. but</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> brought it on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yourself man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spanking</font> time [Music] [Applause] get your little ass up get up get up<font color="#E5E5E5"> man</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">up now go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on and go outside</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stop being a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little punk until your friends daddy</font> didn't do it go on<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell him daddy didn't do it gon</font> walk on out of<font color="#E5E5E5"> here not like that the</font> way daddy taught<font color="#CCCCCC"> you the way daddy</font> taught<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> [Applause] fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> little kid it's on my damn</font> nerves<font color="#CCCCCC"> where's my crack pipe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> need a</font> fucking hit I need a fucking hit<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> getting on<font color="#CCCCCC"> my fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nerves</font> [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] y'all have been more<font color="#CCCCCC"> than generous to me</font> from the bottom<font color="#CCCCCC"> my heart man I want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thank y'all for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> coming down and blessing</font> me tonight with our<font color="#E5E5E5"> energy</font> I love the fuck out of<font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all I'm Sam</font> I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to say look around man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> these different nationalities cultures and shit how we came together and been cracking up like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a motherfucker together</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">y'all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying now watch how crazy the</font> human race is<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna walk out that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dough</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and lunacy will take back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the fuck</font> over<font color="#CCCCCC"> he'll say</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> white</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people walk out</font> grab your personal niggas are behind us come on<font color="#E5E5E5"> come on no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Zen just got through</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">laughing with a bunch of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> niggas come on</font> come on<font color="#E5E5E5"> they're gonna get us they're</font> gonna get us<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're saying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and brothers</font> we've become doubly crazy we look at the white man<font color="#CCCCCC"> lady</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that here we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">at each other</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> nigga</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thing he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hall noticing you'll</font> say<font color="#CCCCCC"> that we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could come together like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this have a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good motherfucking time how</font> come<font color="#E5E5E5"> we can't carry this shit out on the</font> streets and<font color="#E5E5E5"> let it spread</font> [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">yah-hoo</font> [Music]
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Channel: ABM2010yo
Views: 6,135,182
Rating: 4.7486658 out of 5
Keywords: Eddie Griffin (Film Actor), Comedy, National, Funny, Humor, Stand, Family, Anthem, Comedian, Fire, Humour (Literary Genre), Hendrix, National Anthem
Id: ho_r24dlPTQ
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Length: 56min 28sec (3388 seconds)
Published: Mon Jul 02 2012
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