EATING MY FIANCEE'S RIDICULOUS DAILY DIET IN ONE SITTING | BeardMeatsFood

all right so um what's for breakfast so i usually start my daily routine with a slice of toast okay four slices of toast all right everybody welcome back and um today i i've got what i think should be a fun little video for you and actually one that quite a lot of people have um have requested so i hope you enjoy it so if you've been watching the channel for i don't know longer than just a few weeks you'll know all about my uh my fiance lindsay aka mrs beard say hello darwin hi in fact some people just watch the channel now to see you i'm like a supporting cast member in my own videos and if you know anything about her you'll know that she has a pretty terrible diet i don't if you ever saw that show freaky eaters but it's it's that kind of it's that kind of level and she gets a lot stick for it in the comments week after week in fact even now i can sense the keyboard pugilists stretching their things with excitement at the prospect of leaving a comment down there but let me just save you the trouble we've been together eight years so if you think a comment saying eat better from a complete stranger he's gonna have a drinking kale smoothies tomorrow just it's not believe me i've tried anyway today i'm gonna take down i'll try to take down mrs beard's entire daily diet ridiculous daily diet i might add in one sitting and she doesn't eat like this every single day exactly the same but this is pretty much run-of-the-mill and we might even get some commentary from the the expert herself on the sidelines so without further ado this is baby soon this is uh how to give yourself an iron deficiency [Music] it's a smorgasbord of of beige stuff apart from the strawberries i had a nice uh a nice splash of color the hula hoop packaging it is colorful yeah i i reckon this it's over 3000 i think looking at it it's got to be and mrs beard you can talk us through you know what what comes at what point of the day et cetera i'm going to move the the crumpets for now because i know they're not uh they're not breakfast we'll put the timer there right so breakfast days total straight yeah okay yeah this is the first quirk of mrs bates um nutritional regimen she doesn't use a butter like regular people she uses stalk stock is actually it's for baking it's not for spreading what's up been army welcome back to another episode and i'm not gonna lie it's a bit of a daft one today but yeah quite a lot of people requested this so i hope you enjoy it of course a traditional breakfast drink full sugar coca-cola i don't even know how you can drink coca-cola this time in the morning would you have breakfast at like seven how fast half past seven it makes my teeth hurt at the best of time i would usually doubt it damn it yeah you wouldn't think it's a look at her she's a pretty diminutive little lady but she can she could chug pretty good she could give her badlands a run for his money now you've been the fussy time this has been i would have thought that you don't like to eat the end piece is the best piece i'm jealous i understand the simple pleasure of a slice of toast with some butter on there something like that but stalk you know what that i'm pretty sure they left stock there was like a scientific experiment right with it they put stock outside and like nothing could grow on it nobody even knows what it is it's not even food it's like a chemical or some kind of plastic derivative i would love to know in the comments if anyone else uses stock like this it definitely isn't low carb bread is it it's not skinny bread this is this is tough stuff was it farmhouse yeah nothing but the the big thick crusty white stuff yeah lindsey won't eat anything apart from wobbling so if anyone's watching this from warburton's brand ambassador sent me some bread could could you just take this yeah thank you so mid morning snack is a hula hoops yeah when we set this up lindsay's like you can't just eat one they're not like kit kats you know what i mean like you can just have one bag yeah i'm not sure i'm following a logic on that one you don't get hula hoops in like twin packs so i don't know why she has to eat too you see if you put your finger in there to get some of the hula hoops that's just wrong she says that but she was twirling a finger around inside looking for some leftover residue believe me this is a challenge i would be happy to help with if there's anything like the pringles challenge i think i'll pass you you didn't really contribute much to that you can see that again i don't if you remember the the 1000 pringles challenge but mrs bid she didn't even eat one single tube so i'm not about to get into a 1 000 hula hoops challenge with her no way good work on them right so next i would probably have fish fingers those fish fingers are well too undercooked for me i like them rock hard black rockered oh is it is it a new bottle oh okay so this is how it normally works a big pool of ketchup and you dip oh so you don't put extra salt on fish fingers so you can't be in anymore i have to say i do love fish things it's miraculous actually after what five years of this channel been in existence i've never once done a fish fingers challenge fish fingers is about as nutritious as you get right yeah you've heard of a low carb diet this bit isn't one of those low protein diets this is it don't you don't you dare lick the ketchup off that that's disgusting i've seen her do it believe me taking grapes like pre-prepared gravy and microwaving at work is just that's a different level of psychotic i've gotta be careful with the agreement because i don't have a knife and fork i'll be honest i did think it would be quite tough for us to watch me eating all this food because she has pretty limited willpower you know she did resist licking the gravy though i have to give it to you these are actually very nice yorkshire puddings maybe we have to make the giant yorkshire pudding do it for yorkshire maybe i hate to use this to um to wipe my face because this was a gift from a very kind subscriber i've used it now right right so that was that was lunch the the mid-afternoon snack you said was haribo but there's a twist because um although mrs speed likes uh star mix pretty much really likes three of the variants of sweet that you get inside this thing so do you want to fish them out by the way drinking this much coca-cola in a day it's just not that's like 500 calories right there so these these are the only sweets out of that entire bag that you would eat do they not they don't sell these separately quite partial to a ring every now and then but my mum watches these videos come on i've never actually eaten gummies in a video and i always wonder how i would do it i think i would just swallow them like whole like i imagine that wouldn't be very pleasant after you know doing it with you know three four kilos yeah that's a that's a hard no to any kind of pick and mix or you know gummy bears challenge i think that might cause some kind of stomach issues right 18 minutes all right so that's the that's the mid-afternoon snack dinner time i guess is the garlic bread this is uh garlic flatbread is your favorite right have you got something against baguettes garlic baguettes now you just get more flavor okay yeah i do know that she prefers pizza style or flatbread style of garlic bread but she's not that discerning she willy garlic baguettes garlic dough balls anything with garlic and bread really i have to say i have um pretty much two two of the most common messages i get are the first one is what's your catchphrase and the second is why does mrs beard only eat garlic bread those are probably the two most common common inquiries i get that's like a thousand calories so probably two thirds of what you should be eating in a day but strawberries after dinner snack right yeah i'm excited something with nutrients in it i should probably taking the stem out i'll definitely just take some stem there yeah this might surprise some people but she absolutely loves strawberries pretty much the only fruit she does love but she will commonly eat an entire bunch i found a rhythm with the with the stems i saw my joy chestnut gotta find a rhythm gotta find a rhythm is bunch the right word bunch of strawberries doesn't sound right all right well that's one of your five a day just a big plate full of strawberry stems all right next it's um it's a pretty carb heavy supper time meal for mrs beard with um with with a piece of buttenburg i'm not sure if they have butt bug in uh you know in north america and the rest of the world i might have to explain that but um not only does it include crumpets she's also a bit of a boost hound she likes a strawberry daiquiri just so you were is this what you feel fancy how long have you been going oh my goodness whoa not too much i just got to give this stuff some flavor it's also bland i do love crumpets in fact i think this is the only thing that we share which was on uh this is on my daily diet uh challenge video admittedly it's my old daily diet and i didn't you know cremate them too they're black the edges are black when things go black that stuff i mean like you've gone past the point at which they cooked yeah the stalk is covering it quite well but these things they were they were crispier than iron man after he clicked the infinity gauntlet i don't know what you did to those crumpets i don't think i want to eat crumpets again after that i feel terrible now that was a that was a mean joke strawberry duckworthy just tastes a little bit like um you know when you get like a strawberry slush popping it melts so there's no ice left like that but just with alcohol in there too all right so we end the day with um battenberg right yeah and you don't do the whole bottle right just two yeah just two it's a relief what i don't eat all the batter right yeah this is so uh so lindsay takes off the marzipan yeah if you haven't figured out by now if she's um i don't know she's just not all there anyway hope you enjoyed this one i'll catch you next time what's up everything well it took 35 minutes i think that's kind of testament to the fact that there was actually a lot of food there hot what you've got in your nostrils was it gone what was it going to say yeah i think this this will be one of those um marmite videos either a little bit a lot of mrs beard fans will probably find it quite um insightful and a lot of the um you know other people will just be surprised that you're still alive more than anything i get it you know it's um it's not particularly nutritious but um it is delicious anyway just a bit of a daff video for you today we'll catch you the next one bye i feel like i want to do something now he just could be all like cardboard all right i can do that [Music] i can't believe you like why would you eat crumpets like that

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Length: 15min 6sec (906 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 14 2020