DUMBEST POKEMON BATTLE EVER

[Music] everyone how's it going so that a lot of battles in my life but none of them compares just how ridiculous this battle was and you'll see in a second why I'm saying that but I'm using my genuine bud team and so I let off with Pinter I didn't like that matchup versus Flygon so when to my defensively bulky cypher and you can see it tanks that Dragon Claw pretty well obviously they didn't like this matchups they swapped into their Palkia now I didn't know they swap but I just went for toxic anyway now this slicer it is a bold nature so plus defense max defense V's max HP and it has the steadfast ability you know good mega kangaskhan counter and yeah I know my voice crack so I go first rubble bug here which lowers special attacks now I anticipated something like a fire blast which calculates run but he said it went for spacial Renn so that was a bit of an odd decision I thought maybe he didn't have fire blast I don't know but I went to roost anyway just in case it was like a misclick but then it goes for Dragon Claw I'm like huh that's sort of strange why would you have two dragon moves one physical one special this may not be a very good opponent so I go for struggle bug again it lowers a special attack again and they go for Aura Sphere and once I see or sphere I knew this would be something special I mean that's four times not very effective with two special attack drops I mean we're not dealing with someone with a vast knowledge of Pokemon typing so aurorus comes in I guess they did know to swap out before toxic would take it out it was really starting to rack up I go for toxic figuring I'm going to lose sight there to some sort of rock moves but it actually goes for Blizzard Blizzard bits and it does why did decent amount of damage considering how bulky I am I mean with a view like even with no investment in special defense I'm pretty bulky I go for struggle bug and this makes a huge difference because it goes for blizzards it hits again but because of that struggle bugs special attack drop I survived and I'm able to get off a roof this turn I figure at some point it's probably gonna go for a rock moves but just keep spamming rude it actually goes for a third consecutive Blizzard which hit and it got a crit - so that roofs definitely mattered toxic starting to rack up so I realize it just have to stall it out a little bit more it goes for a hail this turn kind of a weird decision but I guess now Blizzard will always hit so you know I guess they figured they they got lucky or they're just randomly clicking I have no idea so I go for another struggle bug because I really have nothing else used I get another special tax drop and it goes for ice beam so I guess they don't know that hail blizzard combo it's all good but the toxic actually takes out the Aurora's and that's a pretty big threat if it did have a rock move that would have been a bit of a problem so Palkia comes out again I decide just to go for roost a circle bugs might have taken it out but I wanted to get my health back anyway Pelle G goes for power gem so the roofs pretty important it didn't you have help though so I may have survived even after hail but I didn't want to chance it and hail plus the toxic damage does take out fatality s so right now sites were taken out to focus on but this star managed and you know I'm thinking okay well you know you've got a good run site there but this isn't but then it goes for super power and I'm like oh my god so yeah not only is it a quarter damage against me but it lowers its attacking defense and that really mattered you'll see in a few minutes or should I say like thirty seconds so I go for roof because you know why not it's already been poisoned and I don't have anything to hit this with really and it goes for hammer arms so that did nothing and lower its speed I didn't know what to do because I didn't need to roost I just went for struggle buzz defog wasn't going to help that lowers a special attack and look at this it goes for overheat so I would say it mattered except that did like what 20 damage so no it didn't matter and toxic is starting to rack up on the storm an attendant has like two more turns left I go for circle bug again and look at this it actually had flare blitz so I had it not use super power it would have taken me out but I survived on 39 health because they use clear power for some unknown reason and actually with recoil and the poison that's going to take out sour man attends Zhora comes out and I just go for struggle bug and that does almost half damage now I have no investment and special attack and sight there's not very good at it it goes for foul play and I just hang on by the skin of my teeth Thank You Pokemon Stadium - announcer for that brilliant line they say it like every two seconds is there a decides foul play works so well the first time we'd go for it again and I decide to roost up so my health is now pretty much restored it uses punishment which is a really interesting move basically does more damage based on how many buffs the other pokemon has so it's kind of like the inverse of store power but I have no buff and I take it out with a third struggle bun so I have taken out what now for Pokemon and I'm going to have to face another fire pokemon in bikini so I write awake over struggle bug it's normal effectiveness because it's psychic and fire and bikini goes to incinerate doesn't actually do that great damage so I decided to go for another struggle bug I guess I was getting a little greedy there and it goes from center it again it's really not doing very much about 30 health it out speed go because with a quick attack but it does like no damage I mean like I said this is a defensively bulky sizer so it's more special attacks I was worried about I decided to go for the toxic because I'm not going to take this out with struggle bugs it goes for incinerate once again and still doing like nothing pretty sure it went for roost this turn seems like what I do oh no I got greedy well first over that I mean it could have overheat you know with a player like this you have no idea what they're carrying but it goes from sinner rate again and poison again starting to rack up kind of recurring theme in this battle I use struggle bug and it's special attack is pretty much non-existent at this point how many drops have like four or five and I believe that's going to be oh no it's still alive but that's pretty good for me I get to use a roost and get some health back and it goes for its final incinerate that does like less than 20 damage and so down goes Victini and I have pretty much taken out this entire team with slicers so the Flygon that was its lead pokemon comes back and I go for toxic which is what I want to do in the first place it actually goes for dragon rush knows dragon claw and dragon rush that does like nothing desai sir I go for struggle bugs because I just didn't think it could do anything to me it goes for Dragon Russian this time it misses so finally not getting good luck with the accuracy dragon rush only 75% chance and blizzard only 70% for this person actually getting some pretty decent luck this dragon rush hits but it's not going to do anything this is just such a defensively bulky sight there and I go for struggle bug again I think at this point I'm just trying to end the battle because in real time I think I've been playing this game for like 28 minutes so it crits and takes me out but Down Goes the Flygon too toxic and Spicer swept through this whole team I didn't lie when I said this was the most interesting battle a cycler swept through a team of zoroark aurorus Germanness and Victini Palkia and Flygon so I know this person was obviously very inexperienced I'm not trying to make fun of them I just thought this was hilarious so thank you for watching and if you want to see more of these dumb battles I had back in the day let me know otherwise take care

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Views: 661,480

Rating: 4.5956035 out of 5

Keywords: Pokemon, Pokemon Moon, POKEMON SUN, Pokemon ORAS, Pokemon Omega Ruby, Pokemon Battle, Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, Scyther Sweep, Pokemon Scyther, Scyther, Jrose11, J Rose11, Pokmeon Sweep, Dumb Pokemon Battle, Dumbest Pokemon Battle

Id: 93dwl-XZfvM

Length: 7min 52sec (472 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 23 2017