DSP Gets 0-44 Tekken 8 RAGE Salty Meltdown Best Moments

thank you very very very very very thanks for the mummy dummies cuz that's exactly what you [ __ ] are why am I toxic what what the [ __ ] do what gives you pleasure and [ __ ] everyone else God damn it [Music] [Music] Alisa Deo not just an Alisa oh wireless connection Alisa too round one fight oh my God might as well not be playing might as well not be playing just keep but mashing buttons mashing buttons keep mashing the [ __ ] buttons round two fight okay she has a teleporting drop kick of torsi does she plays nothing like a Tekken character what what literally just non-stop spam [Music] fight I give up there's no point in playing she none of her moves hit like properties like attacking character every move is a weird floaty teleporting move that you have no idea how to fight unless you study the character which I don't have time to do every [ __ ] hit is a Teleport boy that escalated quickly of stupid weird hit box sliding teleport across the whole [ __ ] screen fight I can't even get up I can't I can't even press a button I can't even press a [ __ ] button round two fight I can't get up I literally can't get up everything she does stuffs everything I have fight oh my God that was a side step oh my God how did I Whi I was literally standing directly in front of her and it whipped according to the game terrible [Music] player [Music] round two fight wrong [ __ ] [Music] move fight you can launer again launcher beat me oh my God yo launcher beat you no matter what he does Flash got me that's game yep counter flash that was good round four [Music] fight oh again I don't know why that launcher hits me every time I don't know why it hits me every time I don't know what what I'm thinks I'm doing that I'm going to get by launchers I'm not doing it no blah [Music] launcher and it beats my jab oh my God literally spam launcher well I know why I'm losing spam launcher right I said oh this guy's good so what did he do spam launcher [ __ ] three games in a row spam launcher literally it's all he does now he just just launcher over and over I lost cuz he spam launcher unbelievable so I said oh I'm doing good so what does he proceed to do spam the same move over and over and he beats me wow what a great game literally the only reason I lose tonight is everyone just spamming the same moves over and over so he realized oh launcher counter hits everything destru finished yes [Music] [Music] yes this is dumb the worthless move no I don't have more time to do that than the average person you [ __ ] tremendous douchebag [ __ ] I have a life I have a variety streamer I have no time to sit here and study this [ __ ] I've watched videos online and I can't learn because I've I've reached the limit of what I'm going to learn just studying top players because they're not facing the nonsense that I'm facing they're not facing spam at all they don't face spam because no one who's good spams like this so it's the spammers that [ __ ] get away with this [ __ ] and how do you beat it there's no nothing about that online it's just top level gameplay and like basics of each character nothing about how do you beat this person who abuses the [ __ ] game and spams these kicks non-stop I don't know round one fight I don't know what any of these hit strings are I don't know when I can interrupt them [Music] fight this guy's a seven a seven button Master combo guy fight on fight does two different combos either the seven hit or the low high I didn't do anything there should never got hit just keeps kicking I can't do anything about it it's literally non-stop attacks and I'm in the corner so I can't get out fight i s stepped and his [ __ ] low kick spam trapped me [Music] just final round fight he still gets to MH he's still mashing buttons literally he just still mashing are you kidding how can anyone say this is skillful gameplay he's literally still mashing kicks he literally mashed so many [ __ ] times it's insane Phil you make me angry Phil could have just gra you're God damn right button spam button spam button spam button spam keep up attacking with the kicks and the spam more button spam keep going that counter hit me for some [ __ ] reason don't know why round two fight button spam [Music] down never mind M again more Mash yo every [ __ ] thing is just a kick Mash I would doubt she that this player even knows what they're doing with their kicks I'm serious there's so much of it I bet it's all just such spam they have no idea what they're even doing they're just pressing random buttons hoping that they hit at this point the kick spam is tremendous [ __ ] you round four fight why did that crumple me we trade and I get crumpled and she gets a free combo again three hit combo spam can't stop it can't block if I block it I [ __ ] she gets advantage here comes the button spam here it comes wh why did that hit me I've already rolled out of the way oh look it follows you in actually you and hit you anyway fight here it comes here comes the [Music] spam okay okay can't do anything you're not doing anything at all you're not playing it like teeking fight what a great player huh round four fight final round fight track when I side step tracked when I [ __ ] in my move what is this what are these [Music] moves Mash she SMH punch oh I'm going to lose o I don't know what the moves are all her moves are not Tekken moves they all just big counter hit explosions on the screen that lead to Big sweeping moves that what are you doing these aren't [ __ ] kicks they're just teleports and Jet Jets coming out of your ass and [ __ ] fight huh what am I supposed to do to any of this it doesn't look at all like fighting game gameplay fight ah what is this master [ __ ] uh [Music] Heat you [ __ ] scrub see what happened [Music] scrub round three fight Mash that save combo look at the damage are you kidding she mashed the save combo look at the damage it did to me how do I lose my full health bar what the [ __ ] happened to all my health round four fight damn that he why do I hit full screen what am I supposed to do she could do a full screen Dash It's a mixup dud I can't dude are you kidding me she has full screen moves that are mixups full screen so I need to have pure character knowledge to know what all those moves are battle ruler app Paul this time round one fight [Music] round two fight [Music] [Applause] round three fight every button was a guess and every button counter hit me literally every button he pushed round four fight final round fight oh my God more [ __ ] move twice and three times and it come out oh my sword's not out and I don't know why oh my God I'm done I didn't want that dude I didn't even realize my sword have gone away I don't know why it did cuz I didn't try to do a move that put the sort of way so I'm like why is my down back punch not coming out three times in a row I didn't get it well now I'm [ __ ] cuz at that range I can't nothing to beat him and then I oh the sword's not out so I pull it out and then the wrong move comes out again lame round fight whoa and block ah this sucks he's not better than me I'm just [ __ ] losing the [ __ ] I don't know [Music] round three fight oh my God can't do anything non-stop no time to interrupt it sucks ass round four fight [Music] oh my God that's what I did I was trying to do my launcher come on that's game now oh my God final round fight no break no come on what the [ __ ] he spammed again come on he got lucky by spamming [ __ ] hate losing like that did he out play me not really sorry he didn't really outplay me first game the reason he beat me cuz my sword somehow went away so I didn't have my down back move three times in a [ __ ] row and then when I went for this it gave me this so I lost the whole first game because of that second game he full of [Applause] [ __ ] man you are one pathetic loser no offense I've reached I think I've reached the limit of enjoyment of this game because I'm not going to sit here and [ __ ] play it you know five six times a week five hours a day and study every match up so I'm sure all the spam he was just doing was punishable I don't [ __ ] know what it what I'm supposed to do get ready I don't know you can just Spam your buttons all [ __ ] day I get away with it I can't do [ __ ] round one [Music] fight what a great connection what a great connection this is oh round two fight my side step hits me [Music] anyway [Music] I rolled out of the way did it get up kick she Mash kicks the kicks tracked on the ground and hit me through the mash what the [ __ ] I can't do anything she could just continue Mash Attacks I can't do anything about it round four fight of course kick into throw y oh God final round fight I got hit don't know why I'm getting [Music] hit that's it just Mash buttons literally just Mash [ __ ] buttons the whole [ __ ] round kick kick kick kick oh kick kick kick kick kick and a kick kick kick oh look a kick and a kick kick kick I'm playing the fighting game kick kick kick you [ __ ] idiot I can't do anything about it can't do [ __ ] no punish opportunity are you sure about that got again [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] floor breaks again God damn it at least took the last floor break oh caught him good fight H round three fight ah yes no no damn it oh my God I ducked that's Game Stop oh my God I can't block on reaction low I can't do it [Music] fight woo final round [Music] fight good combo time nice nice nice look at that juggle oh my God the combo continues no are you kidding me I know how to break it I'm done that sucks I know how to break it and it didn't break I did it you lose can't block low on reaction can't break throws online it [ __ ] sucks dude such a close match and I had him I [ __ ] had him and it didn't break [ __ ] God damn it round one [Music] fight didn't want that I can't block low I'm trying it will not go from high to low block fight wow full combo off of that one counter hit juggle the pick missed completely missed it in fight I know how to break it come on I'm doing two punches together that's game I can't even get up now cuz it won't break it won't break throw against this guy I can't block low and I can't break throw against this [ __ ] guy the connection is not good enough so he gets away with that [ __ ] over and over if the [ __ ] moves if I could be defensively play him the way I need to I he wouldn't have won but the [ __ ] stuff doesn't work I'm breaking the throw all right I'm going to do one more in that [ __ ] what bro what are you talking about man oh brother this guy stinks when he just Spam the same move 47 times and nothing beats it goes through every move I have round one fight [Music] then you come out great that's game what the [ __ ] you suck again one random lucky hit [ __ ] this fight oh go oh the move that beats everything yes the crouching launcher that beats all the moves in the [ __ ] game by spamming it I spam buttons I spam buttons fight why did that trade and hit me and give her a free combo another spam move that rewards her for her spam I'm not I didn't do anything I'm dead I'm I'm blocking dude I don't want to [ __ ] play anymore I really don't none of these matches are [ __ ] legit competent gameplay it's [ __ ] people mashing [ __ ] and it [ __ ] beats everything I do and I can't even defend against it you're [ __ ] terrible you are [ __ ] terrible round one fight side step kick the throw beats the side side step you didn't hear me break it okay I can't break the throw every time she does that I lose I can't [ __ ] break it just keep mashing it fight what okay I am pressing one plus two to break her [ __ ] throw it doesn't work fight that's not what I did I did spin it didn't come out now everything hits I can't get out of the corner I literally can't block any of the moves they all [ __ ] hit for free no [ __ ] brain okay spam that move beats everything wow you're great why can't I get up can I [ __ ] get up once during the round no literally they won't let me get up off for button spam she's still button spam I can't do anything literal button spam literal button spam wow this is great gameplay tonight isn't it get ready for the next batt so every match has been [ __ ] literally every [ __ ] match I can't learn anything when people just spamming the same [ __ ] over and over button spam button spam no opportunity to learn no opportunity to interrupt no opportunity to block just keep spamming non-stop spam [ __ ] idiots the same move twice in a [ __ ] row it allows it to be completely save that's the third time that mooves hit me now that's not what I did I didn't do throw oh my God I lost cuz the ra came out I did unblockable which would have caught him in the corner it gave me a throw lost [Music] [Music] I Sid stepped it still hit me so spam move spam move spam move three in a row all hit me yeah I wonder why I lost what a great [ __ ] player huh [Music] not what I [Music] did round four fight just spamming see move again why does his jab jab jab jab beat everything I have and I can't do anything about it great player huh literally just beats me spamming again every [ __ ] player who beats me is just a terrible scrub ass [ __ ] spammer who doesn't even know how to play [ __ ] fighting games what an awful [ __ ] person wow round one fight I don't know what I'm supposed to do to it I'm at a [ __ ] loss it hits me every time round fight wa I'm So Far Away whoa come on random launcher and it [Music] hits [Music] how did oh my God it traded complete [ __ ] I'm supposed to be able to punish fight I can't punish any of these strings I literally can't everything's safe his nonstop attacks I can't stop them [Music] fight that interrupted my heat there's nothing I can do cuz I can't block high low fast enough so he'll just do high low mixup over and over I can't block the the lows so he will win by spamming buttons again all you did was spam didn't didn't actually intentionally mix me up you just spammed moves I can't block them on reaction so you just get attack after attack I have no opening what a great [ __ ] player huh fight awful [ __ ] player fight course he gets lucky he gets lucky and I don't get my combo what the [ __ ] going on I have no idea I have no idea what's going on why I got hit by that I didn't attack fight just smash jab eats everything why did that hit me don't know keep mashing now he now he throws randomly from that distance and it grabs my hand can't block on reaction it's too fast round four [Music] fight can't do anything about that pyo mixup [ __ ] hit me with a rising move just gets to keep punching keep jabbing keep [ __ ] me I can't do anything it's still attacking look what did you do did you time one thing no you just kep spamming attacks I can't stop them what an awful [ __ ] player and how bad this game is at this level at this point it's just not playable unless I'm going to memorize I can't play it [Music] I [Music] exper what is that move why is it spammable why is it safe Fight Continues same on [ __ ] safe move what am I supposed to do are you kidding round three fight oh great that's totally what I did oh my God round four fight now he does that launcher from full [ __ ] screen rewarded for spam rewarded monstrously for spam D why did that whiff watch him win now with just one combo watch him win this is game isn't it for a [ __ ] one random spam move again he's terrible every one of these players is terrible you didn't earn this [ __ ] win you're a [ __ ] scrub you're a [ __ ] terrible player you got one random hit in and you crumbled me with it cuz you have a safe ass move you can do all the time what a [ __ ] player and what a [ __ ] [ __ ] game this has become get ready for the next battle every single person I fight a purple all has one really abusable piece of [ __ ] that they alternate with one other abusable piece of [ __ ] and they just go back and forth It's like wow this is trash this is [ __ ] trash all righty everyone welcome to Friday Night Fights we're getting started here in purple ranks we just hit Mighty ruler last stream and tonight we got new energy bars and everything up there ready to go and get started with some fun tonight hopefully I do well we'll find out all right first match already right at the start here we go here we go Wireless shitty connection I love it a great start that was a remix of the Tekken 3 intro oh wow even the great good evening law a law player let's see how this goes I haven't fought many laws at all in this game honestly I don't feel like I have round one [Music] fight what is he doing he's just standing there okay round two [Music] fight [Music] Jesus he's fast with those nunchucks round three fight I don't know what what that was or why it hit me no idea [Music] I tried to launch and that's what happened oh my God he just keeps doing throws now of course I don't know throw breaks lame fight what I had rolled to the side get the [ __ ] out of here dude wow I learned one pattern that I could do over and over and it's Mashable and nonsense and it [ __ ] hit I roll to the side he does a a running Mash kick and it hits me I roll to the [ __ ] side why does it track and hit me [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] how is this Tekken at [ __ ] purple level right how the [ __ ] is this Tekken at purple level ready for the next battle this is Tekken at purple level apparently a bunch of [ __ ] idiots like I don't want to play Tekken anymore this is what it is at purple level if people are just Dunces who just Spam abusable [ __ ] online there's no point in Ever playing the game again which is a shame cuz I like it a lot but I want to play [ __ ] game actual fighting game gameplay not just dun level [ __ ] just guess in Mash guess in [ __ ] Mash guess and mash again fight now her jab beats my launcher [Music] just keep mashing buttons they just keep mashing buttons every player is a Button Mash it fight just keep mashing buttons just mashed again mashed again just keep mashing buttons as long as you're always attacking you win fight look at this on fight I'll just do a random launcher what the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] right that was unblockable but okay okay final round fight what the [ __ ] is that hitting me for Mash just a [ __ ] random throw Mash move can't block it you can't block that [ __ ] online on reaction it's a [ __ ] impossible you suck Jesus [ __ ] Christ it's unbelievable like what's fun about this now you got lucky again every hit is a lucky random counter hit cuz all your [ __ ] is safe to mash out every moment be attacking no matter what at every moment you must be attacking now she breaks that every time we going start mixing it up so what am I supposed to do that combo it's safe apparently worthless specimen get that ass [Music] banned

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Length: 57min 43sec (3463 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 10 2024