There she is! Hey, little mama! Hi, girl! Are you ready to go get your driver’s license? I am, let’s go! Let’s do it, girl! Now why are you riffing on it? Why are you going to mess up the song with those Ariana Grande riffs? This is not a riff song! I don’t know why I did that! Because you’re trying to go back to your oldies but goodies, because you’re always trying to hide behind these riffs! You can’t hide behind no riffs in a song like this! This song is all about interpretation and no tricks! Why do I have to be extra? I don’t know why I did that! Come on, no riffs! Get over it! That’s so nice. Pitch! Pitch! No, no! I was going to hit the high note and then… Where you try to start pushing –– a lot of singers –– it’s because you’re trying to prove something. And what did I tell you? You ain’t got to prove nothing to nobody! You’re right! I’m like, “I have to sound good or people aren’t going to believe me!” No, glissando. No? You’ve got to gliss it! Oh God, why do I keep doing that? That’s it right there! I’m, like, skipping through meadows! Yep! Yep, I knew as soon as I heard that! It’s because I’m used to singing it like that! Now when you get ready to do your own interpretation of this song, you can do whatever the heck you want, but let me tell you something! My butt is getting scared, because I don’t know where in the world we are! Right, let’s make a U-turn! Wait a minute! Hold on! Don’t you even take a breath there! You can’t take a breath there! Oh, I can’t? You can’t take a breath there. Oh, I cheated! In almost every freakin’ cover they take a breath, but she does not take a breath there! That’s why it’s one of those technical masterpieces! I’m a cheater. No cheating today, girl! Glissando! I love it! I love it. Get it! You can use your hands, girl, like you do in your videos! Use your hands, girl, because in your videos you’re so sassy! (By dint of driving, Cheryl Porter got lost !!!) Where are the sassy hands? Where are the sassy hands? My voice is running out. Yeah, because you ran out of breath, but that’s okay! Whoo, that was rough! Cut that out! Cut that out! No, girl! Sing it, baby! Sing it, baby! Sing it better! Sing it better, girl! Almost there! I’m so –– I’m, like, your worst client! I’m so annoyed! No, not by a long shot, baby! You’re a superstar! I told you that! Oh, why am I doing that? One more time! Sorry! One more time! Oh, I almost had it! It’s the end of the song, everything is falsetto, and if you put down your guard, you’re not supporting anymore! It’s not the end yet! You’re not getting out of this car until you make me cry! Aw, sing it, baby! - No! Sing it, ReeRee! I love it! All right, we’re about to get to Starbucks! Starbucks! I’ll be, like, “Can I get an iced caramel?” And they’ll be like, “What the hell’s wrong with you?” “Why y’all crying?” “There’s a winter storm coming! And I’m pitch-y!” And they’ll be like, “Okayyyy.” I love you, girl. I love you, too!
