Dragons Should Breed With Donkeys? (Worst Suggestions of 2020)

hello i'm fbx toycat and everyone and their mother thinks they have a way to improve minecraft and some of these suggestions are actually pretty good and implemented into the game some of these suggestions are pretty bad however and some of these suggestions are so horrendously bad they almost feel like they go all the way around the cycle and sometimes get to be almost good this is where the subreddit minecraft suggestions come in uh it is the very best of mine minecraft's worst suggestions and given that people upvote their favorite slash least favorite to the very top um once a year we get to have a very fun time going through the absolute worst minecraft suggestions of the year and you better believe 2020's time has arrived uh the suggestions this year range from things like this to things like this i don't know what if those things are because i try to look at these entirely fresh i don't get to see the subreddit for the entire year but i'm so excited to dive right into it today with the 50th worst suggestion we'll be going through all 50 and the 50th one is when drowned drowns they become drowned drowns so where if a drowned would drown it would become a drown dram which is like drown squared basically uh that's an idea that's not so bad that it's good that's just an idea that's playing around with literary words i'll give it a little golf clap but it's not as good as the 49th worst idea which is on pocket edition there should be an option to play with the keyboard which just pulls the touchscreen keyboard up to half of the screen so you can play on the keyboard on mobile i mean think about it people always complaining about the advantage that keyboard mouse players have over mobile touchscreen players easy way to fix that give the touchscreen players access to their phone's keyboard i mean you could resize minecraft to play in that little part of the window remaining and then they would be pro pvp players just minus the mouse also no arrow you know you know besides all the flaws in this idea it's a good idea like the 48th best idea which is the ender dragon has a chance of not spawning man you know that's a way to teach people about the cruelness of the universe like you know how minecraft has that one in ten thousand chance of like minecraft accidentally says minceraf and you look confused and you're like is this different ah probably not um or like you know there's a tiny chance of a zombie spawning it or baby zombie even spawning him with full enchanted diamond armor and just destroying you even happened to filzer on his hardcore world maybe there should just be a tiny one in ten thousand shots off the end of dragon just not spawning because with no enderdragon you can't defeat the game you can't go back to the overworld all your stuff is just stuck in that dimension maybe the game should just be like yeah screw you life's hard deal with it you know like i think that's a terrible idea but it's almost so bad it's good it almost sounds like a good idea it's just until you think about it that you realize it definitely shouldn't be in the game unlike the 47th best suggestion which is that if you take full damage whilst wearing thorn's armor the ground takes damage in why i mean i i understand the you're not full damage i mean it makes sense like you got to damage the things that hurt you but i mean the ground should there be an amount of damage wait because i actually at first like this is obviously a joke about like okay you're full the world takes damage but what if you could actually break a block that way what if every block you landed on took a tiny bit of damage and there was a way because you know damaging a block it's just breaking it what if you could actually break blocks that way what if you hear a block hard enough you could actually break that block just by jumping on it like how taking anvil damage to your head would be uh is a way to kill people i'm just saying would be real cool would reduce the need for stalactites at all and that's why they won't do it you know the mojang elites trying to hide these things from us however you know what's not being hidden from us the 46th best worst suggestion of this year which is if your boat crashed into an iceberg you get the achievement titanic this is legitimately good right i see this is what i'm talking about like it's a fun joke of the suggestion it's obviously terrible but why is it i mean minecraft achievements are there to encourage you to do weird and interesting parts of minecraft and crashing a bone to an iceberg genuinely use folks then you can get out land on the iceberg also if it says titanic you get to make a joke everyone's a winner and then we all clap and we all go home what's not love i guess what's not to love is the 45th best suggestion add a new music disc that when played it's just jeb talking about his board game collection for an hour and a half this is a month bold i mean i'm just saying why has jeb not spoken about his bold game collection he has a board game collection he teased us stole from minecon live saying uh you know that he had one or he wanted to talk about it why have we not heard that's what we want to hear we don't hear about like oh some spooky noises from the 13 disc no we want to hear about jeb talking about his board game collection why won't you give us this jeb i mean he does he doesn't actually work on minecraft element most days he has admitted so he has time to record a little audio podcast about his board game collection i think speaking of things he has time to do the 44th suggestion is campfire smoke should always go towards you or the 43rd suggestion at the diorite walker achievement i mean we have frost walker we have soul speed why isn't there oh i guess i guess this is more like you walk on any blocks and they turn into diorite wait yeah what if there was a way you walk on stone blocks and they turn into direct direct right now really hard to find the only way you can get it is crafting it with this atrocious recipe that i can't believe anyone actually does so what if there were boots that could turn into that see it was being sarcastic it's making fun of the fact that people don't like the way diorite looks but i reckon this is a genius idea just like minecraft the hoglin update wait let's that's the whole that's the whole post oh the post itself has an actual description let's go through it so this is a major update that adds new versions of the hoglin there is the boglin that spawns in the swamp biome there is the doglin doglin's a good point there is the foglin ominously set your render distance to two chunks there is the hogland but that already exists right the juggling committed to a fitness-based lifestyle there is the loglin i think you need to travel with axes to kill it there is the moglin fired by mojang naglin notorious for its eggnog recipes the poglin what explanation do you need for poglin am i right the soglin spawns in ocean biomes probably drowning or something drops wet pork chops because it's it's soggy uh the voglin is for basalt deltas they they drop smoked bbq wait volk lynn i don't get it but what i do get is the hoglin 2 electric boogaloo the moblin the coughlin the oglin the vlog in and the vloglin which films really annoying videos oh cool out those vloggers so yeah minecraft the hoglin update you know what i i think just the dogland is good enough for me what if we had dog pigs and they were good boys is that is that so much to ask for mojang is that so much possible speaking of so much to ask for the 41st best suggestion of the year is from tovitik and it just says remove mobs go ahead and downvote this but this would seriously simplify mob craters so an input an injury from the subreddit from the last year is everything is uh there to simplify mob grinders and you've gotta admit mob grinders would be so much simpler if there were no mobs it just makes a lot of sense so next up we have uh if your language is set to american english bows are replaced of guns can confirm been to america recently you can just walk around with a gun and given if there's no you know open carry law in minecraft forbidding that i don't see why you shouldn't just be able to walk around with a gun and uh you can upgrade them with sticks to make them longer what a great idea this is but you know what's even better than that whenever there is a solar eclipse on mongolia on a leap here one out of every 100 there's a lot of zeroes in this number uh no blocks placed will play a fart sound no matter what surface they're on this is this is the stuff mojang should be working on right here man that that number goes on so long i genuinely i don't know when it ends it goes so far literally it ends where the page does for me the thing i like about this though is the top comment which says you can't prove this isn't already in the game [Laughter] so yeah with that said let's move into the 38th best suggestion of the year if free wither skeleton skulls are placed in a soul sand valley the whole valley turns into a fat river okay you know what that makes sense because they go on salt sand so if there's a whole valley full of them now you can make a giant sat biome sized mob honestly i would love to see like a wither extension like that like the more blocks you place the harder there is to fight it'd be so cool to be able to fight an entire biome in minecraft because you know there's a serious lack of that so great idea in my opinion uh this like it's it's one of those ideas so bad meant to be a meme meant to be a meme all the way back around the spectrum and now it's actually a good idea despite being entirely dumb on the surface but lots of good ideas are dumb on the surface something that isn't a stupid idea is being able to cut off village and noses with shears and being able to eat it i mean if you can do this with uh you know like the golems anyway if you can do this with those snow golems it makes sense the villagers have these big extruding pieces and clearly there's no rule against villager cruelty and minecraft you know i i've got a whole point that i want to mention about like minecraft has a message saying you should support indigenous peoples but also the way it works in minecraft is you enslave indigenous people put them in a box and then use them to you know sell things for you but you know whatever that's uh coloring off their noses and sharing them is the least of the atrocities you can do right there um also speaking of atrocities aden a chantman named gay this enchantment does nothing only makes the enchanted effect rainbow sounds sounds sounds uh mean right sounds useful looseless i think people would go crazy for that people would pay microtransaction money to have a gay sword that had rainbow uh you know things go behind it yeah how much money people would pay for gay arrows i people would pay real world money for that so why would they not have the gay enchantment on their bow unless it's a bow in which case it wouldn't aim straight apparently anyway with that said um when you throw a bottle of honey at the end of dragon five seconds before you kill it you get the achievement this video was sponsored by honey you know i get it i'm on youtube here too there's a lot of honey advertisements have you guys considered honey this is the best integrated sponsorship in the world so the 34 suggestion is every time you buy a copy of minecraft it should come with a gaming pc setup it's not fair how i need a pc for minecraft when i already bought minecraft very funny honestly this this this goes into the spectrum of being so bad that it's cringe more than anything else but you're not it's okay cringe on the internet it happens all the time let's just say oh you just posted cringe you move on for life and say uh delete hypixel hypixel ban me i want revenge this would simplify mineplex's business strategy so next up we have uh the 32nd best suggestion this one this was from before 1.17 came out 1.17 gonna be the well update we all want an update to the good old desert well they should definitely give an overhaul adding new designs that spawn depending based on the biome in fact they should spawn in every biome including oceans and in all dimensions and we all really want a new type of illager called the wellager he inhabits the well and gets angry when you take water from his mouth see this is like this is a joke post this is them posting perhaps you could say so this is clearly a bad idea right i mean that goes without saying but because the desert well is so bad already even this joke of an idea of adding the wellager who just gets mad when you steal his water would already make this one of the best ideas this is something i am genuinely uh you know like i would be excited to see added even though it's a terrible suggestion the current well you know no one would i asked to add that to minecraft it's like you know if marriage didn't exist who would invent it probably no one but uh in the same way it's like oh yeah if if you know the desert world didn't exist right now who would be lobbying really hard for its edition nobody would it exists because it exists it exists just to continue on because removing it is also a decision and therefore let's add a welder i mean it can't get any worse right it can't get any less well off i guess you could say speaking of getting well off the 31st best suggestion is if you speed run iron golems will pull you over and find you 50 emeralds for speeding why why where does this come from i mean i i guess i guess speedrunning got very popular this year but you know what else got popular this year um if you play pig step in any jukebox any ocelots named ibx toycat oh my god this reference is me with a 16 block radius start meowing cave update is yes meow meow meow wait how do you meow cave update updates yes see i i can't even i this doesn't even make any logical sense i just tried to make this work it does not work but uh i love it anyway because somehow i got referenced here you know that's that's the worry when you when you do something every year you start to get referenced but you know what else is a reference uh the 29th best suggestion you shouldn't be able to see the sun unless your render distance is set to at least 9.35 million chunks you know i like this it makes sense right if minecraft's gonna have a render distance makes sense that the sun should require a further render distance otherwise it's inconsistent i agree uh david this isn't weed but you know what else is genius this next suggestion which is they should add an in-game currency called minecoins that forces you to have to purchase things that used to be free such as skins map etc wait i think mojang has taken this one see this idea was so good that it made it all the way to the mojang board room and they were like oh my god this is a great idea and it's been in the game for three years now this is this is this is this shows the power we can have as a community we can make bad suggestions and they can be added we might just be able to have the inner dragon not spawn sometime we might just be able to have to force uh you know the iron golems to enforce speeding fines on the game i'm just saying it's a very this is this is a big day for minecraft but no obviously this is someone riffing on the microtransaction system um imagine if mojang actually allowed this lamar uh that would suck mine yay craft am i right sorry man the only way this will happen is if some entity like ea or god for vid microsoft bought the game mojang's better than that though not gonna lie that sounds like something microsoft or ea would do and i'm getting the chills imagining these minecoins god i cannot imagine minecoins thank god we live in a universe uh where this post wasn't taken into account so the next idea here is load the entire 60 million by 60 million world at once and keep all of it loaded i mean it we've got performance for it right now right why can't we just leave that all spawned in so you can see the entire world i mean uh you wouldn't actually be able to see most of it but this is this is genius for that level uh actually wait it's interesting even with the 60 million block render distance you still wouldn't be able to see where the sun is so you know what i've got a lot of questions about how the minecraft world works but i don't have questions about this next high quality suggestion which is if the player uses a furnace in a room without ventilation for too long they die of carbon monoxide poisoning just makes some sense right that is the 26th best suggestion we're now in the top 25 can't believe we're getting into the stage where there is over 25 suggestions of about 2 000 up votes on them each um but this next suggestion high quality in my opinion because villagers now keep count of how many villagers from that village have been zombified but if your language is set to chinese then they lie about it oh you know let's let's not dive into into geopolitics here i mean lying about official figures we all know it's bad we all know you shouldn't do it we all know that massaging figures to make your your your regime look good is not a good thing to do and i'm glad that no one does that at all no one none in the slightest huh so moving into a more light-hearted suggestion the 24th best word minecraft suggestion is brewing stands should be renamed to stupid stance because i don't know how to make a potion the next suggestion is add ptsd i mean right now something bad happens to you there's no long-lasting effects on your character this is a serious issue they need to fix immediately and matic 45 understands how but the next suggestion genuinely great is if you set your language to hindi cows become invincible i mean in my heart cows are already invincible so what's the difference here i generally don't see it but what i do see is make it so all 347 quadrillion possible banner combinations are in the creative inventory and this is a problem right there are some things in minecraft that aren't in the creative inventory a lot of fireworks aren't in there a lot of items that you have you have to get outside of that uh even the command block and whatnot and one of the problems is banners you can only get solid color banners in the created inventory so you should be able to get every single one of those possible banner combinations just by scrolling through a ui i think this will look great i think this is a delightful idea what's it doing in this subreddit i genuinely don't understand next up here we've got if an enemy dies while on fire it will drop cooked ender pearls all right cooked ender poles are something we're seriously lacking and i can't believe this inconsistency existing in minecraft next up we have naming your cat heckin chunkers wholesome 100 kills it you know what i think the heckin chunker's wholesome 100 cat is not something that deserves to die if you disagree with that you tell it you tell it to the long way himself available at makeshift.com link in the description on screen right now slash toy cat somewhere in there see there was a sponsorship in this video i just hit it because i sponsored it myself didn't see that coming did you next up here we have there's a one percent chance every time you play a music disc in a jukebox of getting rick rolled so this might sound like a terrible idea but honestly uh unlike a lot of these other joke suggestions this one makes a lot of sense because we joke about minecraft all the time we have a whole channel about it but like it or not minecraft is the game that's never gonna give you up minecraft will never let you down minecraft's not gonna run around minecraft's not gonna desert you it's not gonna make you cry it's not gonna make you say goodbye and it's not gonna tell a lie and hurt you you know we've known each other for so long your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it i know minecraft i know you can't say it but inside we both know what's been going on we know the game and we're gonna play it as indeed we have been doing in the background this video anyway with that said let's move into the next uh best terrible minecraft suggestion because the 17th worst suggestion of this year is if you play on a minecraft world for 7.5 billion years the sun expands and engulfs your world here's the thing right how do we know this isn't already the case wink wink nudge nudge what if it's already in the game we just haven't been able to unprogram it next up we have torches in caves take all the oxygen and you die this is a real problem with caves right you need to actually have ventilation shafts and you know that the whole like canary in the coal mine it might sound like it's just an expression people used to bring birds of them into a coal mine if the bird died you'd know there was no oxygen and i'm just saying we don't we don't need to take care about that minecraft but we should need to we should have to make ventilation shafts and the fact that we don't is a terrible injustice so um speaking of terrible injustices we've got if you get the music discs from the creative inventory you get the achievement piracy it's a crime technically speaking you are pirating these discs anytime you get something in creative you are like pirating that thing you're getting it without going through the the usual effort and you know what it's a crime think about that the next time you play creative come i got my eyes on you look at my get my eyes on on your your cheating items into the game right now next up we've got dragon egg should be craft point of black tie oh my god i can imagine someone doing this by accident there is one dragon egg per world if you're playing bedrock or java and uh just just losing it forever to black tie such a good idea such a good idea lauren spaghetti what what a delightful thing here i wonder how many people have actually lost their their their dragon eggs forever because they just threw it off the edge of the world or something uh anyway on a similar note being able to craft the wither slide into one white die would be epic i think and uh it would simplify die grinders uh indeed it would indeed it would the top comment on this is this i've been so tired of having to farm squid for black dye having a secondary source that's easy to get will make everything so much better and you know couldn't agree more so next up here we have the new cave update that just removes caves you know the community has just been has been really asking for a cave update far too often how about we give them a cave update they'll make them regret what they ask for next time yes screw the community uh next up we've got the uh punching obsidian makes it crying we need to teach the players that actions don't not have consequences and punching obsidian making it crying obsidian that's the important thing and you know if this doesn't get added to the game i'll be crying that's you you want to make me cry mojang you don't you know and you didn't even punch me you could do that because you said you'd never give me up you said you'd never let me down you said you'd never run around but you did desert me on this one bojang you did desert me so next up here we have if you bring a donkey to the end and feed it it will mate with the ender dragon and this is just realism we've all seen uh there's this big documentary on this it's called uh sharaik i think uh it's this great documentary about this donkey that falls in love with dragon uh here's their wedding scene it's absolutely delightful it's a really telling expose into something we don't consider all enough as people in this world and the fact that mojang themselves have not you know they should watch this documentary and see for themselves it's a real thing it's a real problem and this definitely should be added so we're now into the 10 worst suggestions of the entire year i'm excited i i these are always the wackiest ones they can be terrible they can be great or they could just be such genuine ideas that sound sarcastic but we have the 10th best worst idea of the year if you die in hardcore mojang should send a hitman to kill you in real life i mean there should be i've been saying this forever there should be an ultra ultra hardcore where stuff is on the line you should have like a hundred dollar deposit that is destroyed but a hundred dollars who cares about that that means only the rich can play it no there should be a hit man actively seeking to kill you if you mess up and dying hardcore then you would take things pretty seriously you know the more that's on the line the more that people care that is a lesson we've all learned and the fact that this doesn't exist right now is just another sign of mike microsoft trying to make minecraft kid friendly you know what maybe kids should be killed by hitmen too that's all i'm saying that's that's all i'm saying next up we have ad wandering traders and then they give an explanation of how the wandering trader would work and this is such a terrible idea like yeah yeah of course he he sells junk that he found around the world for emeralds because there's gonna be this new exclusive trade alarm that comes with him this is a way over the top idea like you know it's like i usually say some of these ideas are good some are bad but this one's just so amusingly bad that they're never gonna add it because wandering traders will be a new type of villager that spawns randomly in the world every so often so it just spawns randomly there's no way to find it see i mean we're already getting on a little bit of a weird track but they'll spawn attached to new two new trade alarms of leads wait they're going to make a whole brand new llama type just for this one mob see again we're getting unrealistic what's the point of that mob of course they're not going to add a brand new type of llama just for the wandering trader when the llamas don't do anything for the trader and then they're going to sell you junk that they found while wondering for emeralds and this junk will be perfect if you haven't started the world but also it costs emeralds which you won't have to you probably have those things so it's just going to be bizarre junk they found around the world that spawns in randomly with some llamas and then they drink an invisible tea potion at night because he's such a wuss and wants to hide from zombies i mean i just this entire idea is terrible right like it's on it's on the minecraft suggestion subreddit i get that it's it's deliberately terrible but this one's just hamming it up too much i i i can't imagine if this actually became a feature that would be that'd be a bit too much for me in my opinion even the comments go a bit overboard like imagine making trades like five emeralds for some bamboo lemao or i love playing free emeralds for a gas block i mean just these are all terrible ideas and you know what we're we're hamming it up a bit too hard unlike this eight by dirt which is add this as a spawnable structure and oh [Laughter] i mean if you think about it a zombie village should totally have one of these in those like there needs to be some urgency something to save about those villages not just a bunch of zombie villagers right there and i think therefore great idea upside down villager next idea here is the upvote limit for r minecraft should be 64 up votes i mean you can't fit more than 64 uploads in a stack uh then we've got add all 19 and then lots of zeros possible firework rockets the creative inventory see this person saw my saw the previous post and they were like yeah it's good but we could get better and i agree why can't you put all of the fireworks in your inventory straight from creative i mean i just want to pirate some fireworks i don't have to craft them manually but right now you do it's a big problem next up we've got add please mojand and then it's i put a diamond and a neverwriting get together and then you would make a neverend that is technically correct that is technically what would happen you know what they were joking around with this one but i'm just saying if you could like put a diamond block in there and never write and then it would look like a never-right block but it would actually be like just a never-right coated diamond block boom we've got a use for that also diamond horse armor they just entirely forgot about never a horse armor they they genuinely forgot about one of their horse armor types you can't upgrade it with never right and i feel like that would be smart too but yeah uh this this is a this is an idea that exists in in in the subreddit and it's the fifth best one of the entire year the fourth best one of the entire year is the game asks you to enter your religion before playing if you type muslim it won't let you eat pork if you type hindu it won't let you eat steak if you're a type atheist you spawn in the nether and can't leave i was wondering where i was going i was like oh god we offended so many groups but um yeah you know atheists are gonna burn in hell anyway might as well get good at role playing it am i right religious pals there is a god that i definitely know exists and he is he is good i mean i actually like the interpretation of the end in minecraft where it's like you know what there's some greater being you don't understand it but also it doesn't exist it's all imaginary anyway you know what there's a good interpretation but also uh i simplified that without way too much i like the comments of this because if you type christian you're unable to breed any animals unless they're married in a village church with priest villager i'm just saying why is marriage another thing in minecraft makes a lot of sense also if you choose scientologists you have to give all your emeralds to the cleric okay i don't i don't own the scientologist to clean my video so uh all mobs should drop meat if language is set to chinese oh you know um that's that's that's going in deep in an entire section of the world right there and i i think that killing cats or dogs to get meats is something no country would ever actually do that's just a joke right i mean that's a that's clearly a terrible suggestion for china like they don't actually do that so we shouldn't actually do it in minecraft funny so speaking of things that are funny the second best suggestion of the entire year is just fat diamond sword it's it's free diamonds uh then free diamonds then free sticks and then it's it's a fat diamond sword slower than an axe but can instant kill or wither seems balanced i mean why don't we have a fat diamond sword if people want to have you know like a little bit of weight gain on their sword let them do it you crack cowards mojang and uh finally here we have the most upvoted post of the entire year and i've seen i see it already naming your ocelot ibx toycat causes it to constantly complain about the lack of a cave update this was seven months ago and boy do you look silly now now that this has happened the the it's crazy that like it's that thing i mentioned where like you you talk about something enough and then it slowly starts to be influenced the top suggestion of the entire year is just what if there's an ocelot that complains about the cave update that's my entire channel my entire channel is gone it's a shambles that the worst suggestions of the year didn't even make sense this year because i mean the cave update's real like we can't even have this anymore because actually it'd be funnier if they added it anyway you know what what if we just kept complaining about cave update even after one comes out there's no raw saying that we have to acknowledge the cape update but no yeah uh this does raise the existential question of the channel which is so if you wanted a cave update toy cat what what now now that the cave update's actually going and first of all we can always want more cave updates but as far as the actual thing i think we need to make sure there's a good cave update it's not out here yet we need to make sure it's good we need to make sure it's great and then way more importantly we need to make sure they add caves to the end i'm just saying it's that simple caves then caves in the end every dimension should have caves why do only two dimensions have caves right now it's a serious floor they need to fix it add caves to the end you cowards add it you won't you won't anyway with that said i seriously do hope you enjoyed this video it is one of my favorite things to go for in the year and i hope that you enjoy this little bit of a dive into it as well if you did like the video and let me know or you can share it if you really liked it or even you can subscribe if you're new around here to see more videos like this one every single day 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Published: Tue Dec 08 2020