Dragon Age: Inquisition as Vines [Solas disapproves]

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] if you love me let me go [Music] what the [ __ ] is going on in here on this day i had bacon and i'm not finished let's get started first off oh my god can you let me do what i need to do you don't need to wear makeup like i don't have to wipe my ass either but it is like a preference of mine [ __ ] you i should have left you on that street corner where you're standing but you didn't let's do the fork in the garbage disposal ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [Music] i'd slap you but that would be animal abuse i'm gonna tell you what i don't do i don't know [ __ ] i don't get stuff and i don't understand things that was majestic all right campers we're going to play a little game called the name game you can go first my name's chucka ufc and my dad knows god name a yellow fruit orange you want to poke it they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really what will you learn what will you learn then your actions have consequences what is your problem [Music] [Music] [Applause] even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so i built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible oh my god what kind of garbage is that oops my anarchy symbol can i borrow a pencil are you kidding you want a pencil i'll give you a pencil siri what's my name your tom but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina wilson where are you oh my god literally that is so disrespectful [Music] run graham graham why all these freaking cookies on the floor phil can you help me hey tara you what's up [Music] [Applause] [Music] but i woke up every day oh [ __ ] it's britney [ __ ] what are you saying [Music] i need dating help no really i need dating help i'm joking be yourself i like buttholes stop it [Music] why are you running why are you running she like you can't [ __ ] with me and nobody can [ __ ] with me i'm so bad ass no [ __ ] on me i mean i get complimented [Music] i'm not even worried about it father steve yes my son does god hate you if you're gay of course not [Music] roses are red violets are blue talk [ __ ] again i'll hit you with a shoe what is that leo hold up i can't beat scissors [Music] [Applause] i'm not answering your phone call for a reason so please stop calling me because i don't like you this morning hi i'm sorry i didn't see you there i was too busy blocking out the haters why are you watching that [Music] detective this is a crime scene what is this a murder weapon get off my dick duke do you want the ball [Laughter] i don't [ __ ] like you what i said i don't [ __ ] like you you don't like me no [Music] hello sarah hi tiffany those shoes look familiar roses are black violets are black [ __ ] you look at all those chickens xoxo [Music] six [Music] wait what's that is that a butterfly it's me brian yeah do you want to go to the dance with me no board is she i'm going to jail dudes these days just turn us off like i don't understand me i stay hard like i get them killers on you in a second if you cross me does it feel good ah can we bring yesterday hey guys good alternative to recycling when you're done with a glass bottle eat it [ __ ] eat the bottle now bet you know i want to gossip so you ain't hear this from me let's be clear on that but why did you want to call my phone and tell me do you know where i can get any crack you say yes you do where my house you got a crack yeah [Music] yeah that was legitness yeah [Music] it doesn't hurt that much it's a bb gun for real mom can you just can we talk what if i want to have sex before i get married well i guess you just have to be prepared to die hey lucy what do you want to be when you grow up i want to be president so i can make slavery legal again honey you've got a big storm coming i have a secret to tell you oh my god why come closer [Music] boom

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Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 21 2020