Don't Mess With Dennis! | Funny Episodes | Dennis and Gnasher | Beano

[Music] okay nobody gets in that door dennis we're going on a family holiday whether you like it or not please mum i can't take another holiday at auntie prus please auntie prue 500 star chops before breakfast is too much nonsense you need to earn your wheatgram porridge now put your bags into it spit spot [Music] don't worry we're not going back to anti-proof we've managed to find a holiday camp you haven't been banned from and there's loads of activities to keep you out of our hair i mean happy adventure playgrounds archery targets scavenger hunts fun fun fun from dawn till dusk sounds brilliant let's get packing nashers dad says me taking it down are we there yet for the 500th time no try and enjoy the country here [Music] insert pipe okay can i check out the campsite dad of course you can soon as you get your tent up that'll keep him quiet for a bit all done i'll be back for tea see ya hey welcome to camp sunshine i'm billy your crazy camp host okay i'm looking for fun am i right i'll show you the way and let you start relaxing and here's our activity tent now you don't want grown-ups cramping your style am i right so i've left it all in the capable hands of my favorite nephew cool walter i see your mum got the leaflet she told me all about auntie prues and i couldn't bear to think of you having another terrible time on your holidays yes all right then i'll leave you to get on with it then shall i bye-bye for cool now [Music] [Applause] felt it pens so we can do some fun coloring in of course coloring in what about archery oh no dennis that's far too dangerous we're exploring the creative arts creator though stay within the lines hmm don't forget the uh bullseye [Applause] i'm in charge here if you want to stay you have to oh to do what i tell you maybe i don't want to stay what would you rather go back to auntie prues [Music] nothing like a bracing ice culture [Music] okay maybe it is better here just yeah oh of course it is you'll find my activities a perfect blend of healthy exercise and educational fun to the adventure playground that's more like it this is not more like it we should be climbing it not cleaning it and mess it up with your muddy feet not likely more water we need more water whatever you say walter [Music] any more messing about it you'll have to leave and we both know what that means uh i have some lemonade auntie nonsense sprinkles is good for you ah this holiday is turning into a real washout [Applause] [Music] oh hello son ready for some beans and sausages proper camping food hey hey everyone's having a lovely time am i right yes yes walter said you weren't settling in he thought you may be happier on holiday somewhere else auntie pruse was it [Music] tell you what there's a scavenger hunt tomorrow yeah why don't you take part and see for yourselves that a camp sunshine holiday is the best holiday in the whole wide world am i right oh i love my job dennis please find a way to get along with walter before he gets us all kicked out and before we have to go and stay with auntie peru it's gonna be all right ah i'm not letting walter ruin our holiday time for plan d g [Music] [Applause] morning i've made breakfast are you feeling all right of course why don't the two of you go for a nice early morning walk i'll look after me [Music] like that says proper camping food you're hungry [Music] the best scavenger list ever those beans brewing yet bee [Music] [Applause] now to print it out oh [Music] genius wears a striped jumper [Music] now where was i oh yes [Music] like you a walter silence collect as many items on my list as you can but beware many of them are rather surprising he's not wrong uncle billy and i will judge the winner when you get back on your marks get set scavengers [Music] hey [Music] hey i do love judging your scavenger hunts walter i put loads of fun items on this year oh my megaphone hey what are you doing with that yes it was on walters list look let me see that the a red toilet roll five points birth ice cheek the hot dog sausage ten points my dinner more like a pair of polka dot pants a hundred points all the ten pegs you can carry ten points each but i don't understand it's chaos back there who told you ought to pull up our tent pegs sorry walter it seems you can't be trusted to be in charge am i right yes hey kids who would you like in charge i can't hear you looks like we have a winner am i right i'm not wrong time for some proper fun coloring in the archery targets menace style uh hang on walter someone has some tent pegs to replace yeah am i right oh cheer up walter we're on holiday am i right [Music] morning dad i made goo samia nasha can go and have a goo filled balloon fight later great eh oh dennis it's school photo day you have to stay clean stay clean me yes dennis i want mum to have a photo of you looking absolutely sparkling upstairs now so hard good morning it's you morning mr um walter's dad listen a little favor you know it's school photo day yes of course walters just had his 13th bath in preparation he should be clean enough now well after his shower of course yeah well i want dennis to stay clean too the thing is i've got to be rushing off to work now if dennis goes to school on his skateboard he'll get monkey so uh could you take him to school along with walter what and have dennis make a mess in my lovely car oh no no no no no it won't do that you're not gonna get yourself uh messy are you dead [Music] me get messy no of course not dad i'm warning you dennis you better stay clean if mum doesn't like the photo you're grounded for a month a month just if i get dirty hmm well that threat seems to have worked very well having weight outside will set off soon oh thank you ever so much you know you you really are too kind [Music] ah dennis i see you've prepared for the school photo rather than smelling of an entire rubbish dump this morning you only smell of a cow pat oh oh dennis you appear to have some paint on you oh no can't out menace a menace walter i'm squeaky clean right now i know it no no no really you have some paint on you right too there huh water i could get grounded for a month oh sorry dennis i had no idea you better wash that off then oh don't worry dad won't leave until you're in the car with me you're quite safe so [Music] ah right boys shall we wait where's jenny's oh he's in the car already father yeah jolly gourd quieter than usual isn't hey walter [Music] oh now how am i gonna get to school if i'm outside any longer i'm bound to get dirt on me i can't help it the only way i'm gonna make it to school without getting mucky is if i take the bus [Applause] [Music] do you know what to do oh yes the regimental command will love these two ludicrously large and unfeasibly unstable cream ghetto that i can barely keep a hold of oops nearly tripped luckily i didn't call the venice opportunity ahead [Music] come resist thanks nasha if i had to trip the colonel i'd be caked in cake next bus isn't here for another hour okay nasha we're gonna have to make it there on skateboarding [Music] that's [Music] my beautiful gelatos [Music] [Music] oh no [Music] oh looks like we're on foot from here and there's not much time left the only way to get to school on time is if we go through oh peanuts [Music] maybe i was wrong as long as i stay on the path nothing can make me dirty ladies and gentlemen i am happy to present the reenactment of the battle of binotown from the north came the invading fulchester army who were armed with mud pies [Applause] and to the south the brave beano town defenders who were armed with custard pie oh what are the chances now watch the carefully choreographed reenactment of benotown's finest down [Music] oh oh nice try nasha we'll never get to school fast enough like this christmas you're a genius [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you angel face next to have that photo taken dennis perhaps i should go next mrs creature something tells me dennis won't be what attending that walter oh dennis i didn't expect to see you gosh look at how clean you are yeah no thanks to you i'm sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding let's just shake on it masha walter thinks we should shake you know what i agree would you do the honor nash ready mrs creature all right dennis smile and arms by you aside please cameras on a timer your picture will be taken in just 10 seconds time but oh dearly i dropped my pen [Music] oh dennis this photo is the most beautiful photo of you i have ever seen you're rash but but darling he's a mess exactly that's who he is oh it's captured him perfectly this is dennis being dennis well it's uh yeah well it is i suppose so no month of being grounded yes outside dasha time for a goo filled balloon fight [Music] our lovely little boy [Music] still on the skateboard dennis shame your parents can't afford one of these what and look like a complete muppet let's test the rocket overdrive masha i can't see [Music] oh [Music] i suppose you think that's funny do you [Music] oh but dennis what exactly have you done to deserve a new skateboard uh must be something no dear there isn't but i do have an idea it's your school prize giving soon prize giving yes where walter's parents always look down their noses at us because he wins everything now if you want something for the change you get me a new skateboard right i was going to say it would just be so lovely for us all and you get me a new skateboard dennis if you win a prize i'll happily buy you this the very best skateboard in the catalogue wow but what could you get a prize for you haven't done very much work have you dennis there must be one i can win it won't be easy dennis to be quite honest with you if you can pull this off i'll eat my hats [Music] morning mrs creature how about a nice juicy apple to get your day off to a cracking start all right dennis what's your game no game miss here i'll take that i want to carry it for you what please oh i thought you might like some flowers from the garden oh dennis i feel a little faint oh let me help you to your chair good morning mrs creature i brought you a flower oh that's kind dear put it in there with the ones dennis brought heaven's dennis if you keep this up you'll be a contender for the good behavior prize how else am i going to get this skateboard good behavior is the only prize you don't need top grades for but you'll never beat walter at sucking up to mrs creature [Music] you never spoke a true word i thought you might like two apples today mrs creature oh would you prefer a bowl of delicious fruit salads [Music] why did one carry all the leaves for you mrs creature no need for that my men will carry you and your bag straight to the classroom dennis means business we have to stop him what are we going to do walter overwhelm him with superior fire power nobody beats me at sucking up morning mrs creature thought you might like tea and toast today or maybe you prefer to choose from a selection of freshly baked pastries and ground continental coffee cappuccino or latte oh i don't know nasha it's prize giving today but all creatures still won't say who's ahead still at least there'll be loads of food afterwards tell you what i'll try and bring you back some sausages the best man win eh no doubt to ratties walter face it dennis it would take a miracle for you to beat me ah boys i'd like you to meet our guest speaker sir i forgot dennis and walter are the front runners for the good behavior prize is that sir well he's the hooligan who knocked me over in the park the other day welter is this true it was an accident miss and then he ran away you can't give him the best behavior prize he's a disgrace to the school well it was neck and neck but that settles it dennis the prize is yours [Music] yes [Music] [Music] come on walter it's starting i can't go in it's too humiliating hang on that's dennis's dog [Music] excellent if i'm not getting that prize neither is dennis ladies and gentlemen sir arthur geff be no town's most distinguished manufacturer of plastic coated strain [Music] if life has taught me one thing it is that to succeed in life you need a good piece of string now many people will tell you that string has no personality hey why is the dog catcher here [Music] dennis hand that dog over this instant what no miss please oh i might have known this was all too good to be true hand him over now or there's no prize so i always tie a piece of string [Music] birthday [Music] oh [Music] bring that dog here [Laughter] you boy with a dog come here now that was funny first time i've laughed in 60 years here this is my special prize for outstanding individual achievement and it goes to dennis [Music] [Applause] [Music] we're so proud of you dennis this is the happiest day of our lives and we're going straight from here to the shops to buy you that skateboard thanks dad but weren't you going to eat your hat as well have this one dear i'm tired of it [Music] oh i don't believe it nasha the tickets for the wrestling tonight are way out of my allowance range oh we're going to miss the mr magnifico fight mr magnifico is that an animal vegetable or mineral definitely animal oh mum he's the best wrestler in the tag team universe pie face and curly are going because i have an advance on me allowance to get a ticket too please dad how much are these tickets uh they're only here how much but it's a once in a lifetime chance to the answer's no dennis n.o spells no oh come on nasha it's not fair nasha everyone's going to see mr magnifico wrestle tonight including me what you yes it's the perfect place to try out my new moves you have moves first aid moves i'm a bandage master ah first class bandage i knew you couldn't be a wrestling fan wrestling certainly not i shall be attending in my capacity of junior first aider with your mom mom why didn't she say something i've only just heard myself these are the backstage passes from first aid hq brilliant looks like we're going nowhere these are for first aid badge holders only but what where do i get a first aid badge you don't just get a badge silly you have to earn it by passing your first aid test test okay i'll do it i mean how hard can it be dennis volunteering to take a test this i've got to see so down to business when where and who's the judge that will be me you come on nasha we better get some practice in there that's our studying over let's go get that badge shall we begin dennis one needs a basic knowledge of anatomy to pass this test can you point to the pelvic bone there the pelvis has left the building well done dennis thank you very much everyone's entitled to one lucky guess okay where's the clavicle the radius the carpal the metatarsals [Music] hey where's the skull i think that's enough academic testing for today walter let's move on to the practical tests did you learn all that at school no dad living with a bone magnet like nasha you can't help learn a lot about bones let's see how good you are at dealing with a practical test bring it on you stand in as the patient me but just my oh all right okay dennis let's imagine the patient has sprained his ankle what do you do i know what to do mum lots of kids get sprained ankles in football practice especially when you're playing okay dad time to elevate your foot and apply a cold compress coming right up nasha ouch frozen fish frozen sausages [Music] frozen chips that should be enough now russia let's go [Music] all done thanks to you nasher hey where's russia where do you think [Music] nasher shall we move on [Music] your patient is suffering from heat stroke what do you do to help uh call him down well done yes but how exactly easy nasha jumper [Music] remove excess clothing with water to cool [Music] freezing [Music] hmm he appears to have fainted fainted we must get the blood flowing back to his head i'm on it mom [Applause] [Music] okay dennis phil dale what for bad bandage techniques mom sorry dennis walter's marking the test not me you mean i really failed unless you can prove to walter that your bandage techniques are good enough yes i'll be ready to go to the wrestling right after tea here's your pass thank you walter remember practice makes perfect come on nasha we've got some serious practicing to do hey what about me [Music] [Music] [Applause] time for the first aid showdown [Music] right earplugs to drown out all the screaming and shouting extra safety pins extra plasters extra strong smelling salts i understand the ringside can get a bit hot and bothered it's showdown time walter meet the fastest bandager in the west if i win i get my badge and if you lose i won't huh we'll see about that hmm not bad for a beginner [Music] beat that i thought you'd never ask now that's what i call good bandage technique i reckon i'd pass now don't you walter [Applause] all right all right you passed the test you get your badge yahoo mr magnifico here we come what about me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] eyes on the audience not the entertainment dennis remember we're here to watch the crowd no wonder they let us in for free what a disaster we've got ringside seats and i sorry kid no problem mr magnifico oh payback time [Applause] [Music] and never forget in the wrong hands there is nothing more dangerous than a canoe except perhaps a brain eating squid i'll now show you how to make a canoe motor out of a pelican this is boring yeah i've had enough lectures time to liven things up [Music] you guys coming taking the canoe without asking fine spend the rest of the day listening to the colonel stop you are not authorized to pilot that vessel yes you heard how dangerous canoes are not to mention brain eating squids i reckon one of them got your brain walter see ya the mrs creature a colonel yes they're too far away they can't hear us dennis isn't getting away with this follow me life on the rolling waves nothing like it what is it i don't believe it looks [Music] oh hi walter what's up pull my canoe over i'm making a neighborhood water rest the neighborhood's back on land twit face oh we may have a problem here go back [Applause] [Music] um nasher i don't think it's be no town dennis genius oh curly oh no mate you've been cut no i'm under here pull me out thanks pal i think he was trying to eat me tongue where are we well let's see sand water more sand i'm going to go with a deserted island cool uh it's not totally deserted quiet follow me get us down from here wow we heard something probably knew lot and decided to hide get us down sure thing walter go on boy you know what to do [Music] i hope you're happy we're marooned and it's your fault you should be thanking me thanking you yeah dennis land is the best thing that ever happened to us what's dennis land the name i just gave me island think no parents no school no homework this is dennis land so whatever i say is law and whatever you say must be ignored we'll see about that bertie dudley how would you like to be part of my new island named walter world say yes and yes good luck suckers we'll see who the sucker is i pinched this from curly when he wasn't looking survival of the fittest excellent let's eat it now we need to ration it [Music] oh we have to call the authorities there's no time squid could be eating their brains as we speak [Music] what are you doing i don't know how to drive a canoe neither do i but who needs experience when you have rank now woman [Music] time to have some fun [Music] [Music] this is the life not a care in the world you said it so when's dinner i'm starved okay there's one care in the world you mean no dinner no pies how long have we been in this place it's only been an hour of her face so long wait curly what about that chocolate bar you have this morning oh yeah um oh yeah here somewhere it's gone somebody stole it oh walter he's stolen from the tribe this means war yes almost there finished excellent we'll soon be out of here so when can we have our clothes back when we're rescued which could be days months years hey wait a second is that chocolate on your mouth uh no he's eating practically all of it [Music] remember this is walter world which means you can't hurt walter there they are look there's the chocolate bar in walter's hand he's threatening the chocolate bar must save chocolate bar hi face wait guess the wall started stop one more slip and i eat it all what's that [Applause] [Music] he's cracked invasion's on hold till we get back don't go anywhere you feel like staying here and let walter take our clothes again fine leave walter world doesn't need citizens [Music] hey wait for me [Music] [Music] we never left we were marooned on bean old town beach we're back in binauton park we're home we're home we're still not friends after this absolutely loser they're all mad oh no we're never fear everything is under control i declare this land colonel country [Music] bee's nappy cream dad's greasy hair oil and mum's silky face cream time to test out my latest goldfast oil [Music] masher [Music] perfect [Music] yay let's go [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] time for some amateur dramatics nasher wait until i tell your father hmm pizza would be great mom what was what what's denny's been up to now sergeant slipper well you know uh he ran over my foot and uh nasha you know dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat what are you talking about dennis hmm you know he might have had a bit of a bump on the head you think maybe you should uh well you should take him to the hospital for a once-over yes oh i suppose i'd better looks like we buffed our way out of trouble again nasha pets aren't allowed in hospital so what do you think's wrong with dennis doctor hmm his odd behavior could be due to his fool it had better be [Music] oh this place is no fun i wish nasa was here [Music] i could have sworn let's get dennis to the x-ray department a quick scan should confirm what's going on up there hey watch it i'm not well mum so how is dennis doctor hmm extraordinary it appears your son has swallowed a dog nasher [Music] come away nasha the doctor says dennis needs total rest no i just need to go home well out of the question i'm afraid we need to keep dennis overnight for observation overnight but but that's fine doctor dad you heard what the doctor said dennis come on nasha time to get you home now the rules of my ward are no pets no chocolate no tv no computer games and no fun this place is worse than school no complaining you're here to get better not to have fun hi dennis what walter [Music] do you know walter yeah unfortunately he's quite the star in our hospital radio yes i'm their best volunteer dj tune in to walters radio marathon tonight it's going to be jaztastic ciao oh why didn't i just face up and take the punishment it couldn't have been worse than being stuck in here with dj walter now dennis if you need anything just buzz this buzzer and i'll come running you will cool yes could i have some water please certainly could you pass me a comic what about your water could you anything else you'd like me to do before i buzz off no frontal [Music] i oh this hospital [Music] oh hang on meatballs my favorite there you are walter don't you keep you topped up for your radio show tonight oh thank you shame there's only steamed cabbage left catch you later [Music] listeners good to see you [Music] quick hide can i go home now doc no i'm afraid you aren't going anywhere for 24 hours but there's nothing wrong with that is i feel much better honest rest is what you need and rest is what you will get no i need to go home mom and dad will be missing me [Music] oh it's so peaceful without dennis under our feet i've told your mother and father that you'll be under observation until we see a real improvement [Music] improvement him sounds like you'll be in here a while dennis that's it we're breaking out of here now [Music] [Applause] [Music] i hate hey biology stop no dogs allowed oops time to go nasha [Music] oh [Music] when i say jump [Music] there's no stopping us now freedom here we come [Music] as soon as we stop jump out and run for the exit now freedom bath time boy do you need one but i'll never fit into that you don't need to it's a bed bath and what but but i had a bath last month wait i got whoa oh [Music] no dogs allowed [Music] oh oh what a noise could things get any worse than this and welcome night owls to mculty sleepy boy jazza apparently they could oh i wanna go home [Music] dennis must be well rested by now denise hi mom dad is dennis well enough to go home doctor yes though he is still very tired he'll need much more rest oh you could say that today

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Id: hJJp3KnZqjs

Length: 60min 28sec (3628 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 04 2020