DON'T EVER TRUST THESE DOGS!

medical advancements those are googly eyes oh-oh-oh-oh laptop's upside down oh there we go there we go okay all right oh how you guys do it hang on give me a second let me get comfortable here all right so uh today we are reacting it to dogs anyone watching this how the dog if you do let me know the combo section below your dog's name I currently don't have dogs there's two cats I don't hate dogs I just would rather have cats Oh calm down this is probably gonna start a huge debate in the comment section below like I said I don't hate dogs I love dogs I love them I'm a really busy person and cats are easy you know they're just they're just pretty simple animals cats are easy to take care of you don't need much love and attention for them you don't have to go walk them take them outside to poop you can leave them in the house for four days with five bowls water and food and they'll be fine that's for cats but today it's not about cats it's about us reacting the funny pictures of dogs like this guy I don't really know what to say about this one my name is biscuit I ate a large tube of Vaseline now I have to wear a doggie diaper because I'm drooling Vaseline out of my butt I ate a large tube of Vaseline okay well you know dude I'm sorry okay you'll get through this you only ate so much Vaseline it will all come out eventually you'll be good I ate my own Abarth you do look like a dog that we need his own bar I've personally never done that before but yeah yeah sometimes I fart so loud that I scare myself you know I'm wondering what the parents of these dogs wear the owners of these dogs are like thinking when they write these things because obviously the dog didn't write this note you know the parent was like oh we brought something really funny so did I scare myself and then put it in front of doggies like come on this is the dog actually barked so loud that the dog scares itself or does the dog fart so loud that it scares the owner so they decided to write that no Ottoman just be like hey can you hear me now I don't know let me try I eat bunny poop well dude by the looks of your face you seem like psycho I don't know I don't know man is he is human the carpet or the ceiling I guess he's on the carpet okay I eat bunny poop well dude that's that's great for you you know you're a really cute dog you got a big ol smile he looks like the happiest dog ever to eat bunny poop and I am happy for heaven that feeling when a cop follows you all the way home from work his eyes that's when you just got it just pull over into the closest McDonald's and just order a cheeseburger and if he follows you through the drive-thru then be like hey can I pay for the person behind me and then the cop will be like and we'll pull over who you I like to pee on my owners suitcase right before their trip you know I can relate to this so well because my cats or me and Kayla's cats actually enjoy to pee on things as well they enjoyed it beyond things because they find a lot and they stress each other out like Simba and Simon but it'll be all thanks to often it will be like every month or every other month but there has been a couple times where right before we leave for a trip or right before right when I buy a brand-new suitcase literally brand-new haven't even used it yet and the cats just think it's funny to pee on it yeah and the suitcase wasn't even like open like the suitcase was literally sitting up but just the top of it was zipped open that cat had the tendency to sit on it MP straight down into the suits I relate to this picture hundred percent and I feel bad for the owner that had to write this because that owner was probably so mad when they wrote that note they were like and united states can let dog so cute it's just like licking his nose yeah I [Music] barked so loudly I wake myself up oh yeah but can you do this I honestly wish I can fart so loud that I woke myself up I feel like that is honestly an accomplishment when you come home smelling like the neighbor's dog I like to watch people pee that that is true that that is true I feel like all animals when you're trying to go to the restroom when I'm trying to do my business or do whatever I want to do maybe shower whatever the animals always just sit there and stare in there like they haven't seen me do this for the past year and a half like mom my friends husky is special what is wrong with that boys team it looks like he is just like he thinks there's a window there but there's not a window there but there actually is a window there and he's just kind of like you know what this is my face exactly when my mom is making brownies this is exactly how I look and I totally can relate to this because you know you're outside your hot sweaty and you just see mom making a fresh batch of rice she's like in the middle pulling it out of the oven ears like yeah see I can I can totally relate to this when your bar smells like death and it's about to hit everyone else in the room my friend we have a saying for that that is called an SBD silent but deadly if no one hears the fart you could do one of two things you can stay silence and you can just be like I didn't fart blame it on that theater or you can be like and there's everyone takes cover runs or whatever you want to do SB be silent but deadly I jumped through a window screen to chase a cow I feel like a lot of these parents whatever their dog does something bad they can't like make them apologize you know you can't go to a dog you'd be like say I'm sorry say I'm sorry you can't do that so the parents way or the owners way of making the dog apologize is making them wear a sign and just makes them look dumb for the rest of the day that's totally what I would do to my hand if they pee on my suitcase I would get a sign I'd break I peed on my own a suitcase and I would stick it on his chest and anytime cresting it off I would put it back on and leave it on all day 24 hours however long gets me to get my suitcase repair this is old man's thing every old man's facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded nine times I cannot tell you how ooh that statement is because the old man they always use a camera on their webcam and you know when they're playing on their laptop doing it is it that or when they take a selfie yeah let me get my phone quick see when most people take a selfie they put the phone out a little bit and you snap the picture but when Oh grandpa's take selfies our old man now no offense to old men or anyone old it's true however they play on their phone is how they take a selfie if every time I played on my phone I took the selfie the same way oh my gosh this is what everyone would turn out like just like this you know me playing on my phone just like that I eat my own poop I mean at least you clean it up someday I will tomorrow okay all right that's enough donkeys for today's get them skip skip aye-aye what is this one I'm just I'm just be good oh hey you're home early what I haven't even have a comment this one I'm just gonna go to the next one honestly I need all my brother's head and then the other dogs like I and the other dogs like super professional you know he's got like a nice suit on he's like I met him yes I crapped in the house nice and the Roomba every one of those cleaning robots but I've never seen it smear poo everywhere that's like a new level of like what is that movie Madagascar where the monkeys having the poo and they want to throw it this is like another level it's a robot smearing it this is new technology this is what I have been naughty I'd roll onto my back to get out of trouble and it always works I can relate to that I feel like when one of me and Kayla's cats are naughty they will either do one of two things they will run for their lives and hide for the next seven hours or they will act like they've done nothing and don't roll on their back and whenever they do that look whenever they do that they pretty much always get a Romi air Kayla neither one that's how that goes up so I can relate to that I can completely relate to you I'll be naughty rolling out in the back yes I can relate I see what you did there also grow if your dog looks like that on a daily basis you have a living meme in your house please photograph it every second and make an Instagram page for it and everyone will follow it I hope the dog does it look like that 24/7 I hope it's just like that was just a you know random picture out of the moment kind of thing alright talk to the next I like to lick toilets like I said at least is cleaning it up the poor dog was born blind but thanks to modern medical advancements he gets to see his owners for the first time oh geez man aren't you just so glad for medical advancements they're just the greatest thing out what is this medical advancements those are googly eyes I'm the reason if we don't have matching socks in this family you know that's a very true statement I can that I can relate and I don't have a dog but I can relate when you click the camera outfit it opens the selfie cam what all right grandpa hi I'm a dinner Idina and Edna and I thought rolling in poop would be super fun way to spend my Saturday now I am ashamed I feel like the dad right hair washing the dog is the one that wrote that and I think the person pulling the sign it kind of looks like a kid might be a little girl the mom is probably taking the picture the dad wrote the sign is probably gonna be like who is gonna be a pretty Facebook picture and it's like here hold the sign em up like alright thanks your time yeah I can see exactly how that picture went out but the dog broke through poop and now the dance washing it and it's a cute dog though I ate a Bible tonight I think I helped we're sorry Jesus it's just like some these pictures it's just like their faces just like like kill it like kill it in a good way like just make it so funny and that that's a good one I like that okay he's behind me isn't he yeah dude he eyed you hi my name is Lucy and I have a serious sock addition what's up dogs and socks like I said guys I don't have a dog but for those of you guys that are watching I'm sure most of you guys have dogs is it common to have a sock problem with your dog I can see how socks dog socks dog sock dog dog song I can see how they kind of relate to me you know they just kind of socks are there dogs can play with them they want to eat them they want tear them up they want to move them around they want to dispatch them they want to do whatever they want I can see how this could be a problem and if you have a dog let me know the con section below how is it getting ready in the morning for school work and trying to find your socks miss curious like oh dude that's a sticky situation I really hope that someone helps you get out of there because there's no way you were probably getting out of that like honestly like maybe but then you just fall down like another little hole honestly the greatest thing about this it's like you know kind of breaking down how this would happen so I'm seeing that the the owner was laying on the hammock and the owner was like and then he jumps up and then the owner either gets off or the dog just lands next to him and that happens and then they hop off the hammock and they're like and then meme is falling I ate half a plate of my mom's spaghetti hit mommy when she went to get the mail I have no shame I am a bad see I told you this is the way that people actually punish their dogs like when they do something bad they just write a sign they stick it on their chest and they're like taking L okay okay all right what's the next one what is this is this an x-ray oh it's a dog oh my gosh look at that I don't know if you guys can see it but that is it I think that's a diamond ring like an engagement ring this dog ate someone's engagement ring oh my gosh wow that is good that's not I mean I hope he doesn't have any pain I don't know then again engagement rings aren't that big I mean they're pretty big but like compared to like a dog's poop like monthly look the same guys I was mad mom left so I took everything out of the closet say you see it's a form of punishment you know guys next time your dog does something bad write it on a piece of paper what they did bad make it kind of funny take a picture of it and send it to me on a Twitter or tag me on Instagram and I would love to react to y'all's pictures that we've got be hilarious I've ruined several pairs of underwear and I eat more cat turds than I do my own food he just looks like a bad dog he just looks like one of those dogs where you're constantly yelling his name and that's the only thing you say to him is when you're yelling his name no no just gonna go the next one III would like to sleep tonight thank you very much oh wait that's actually the last one well with that being said - oh my gosh oh my gosh do I have any piss things guys don't want to thank you all so much for watching I know this was a very different video on Indian speakable channel but if you want to see me do more videos like this on the channel I would totally be open to do that I think this is really fun kind of pretty acting the things I can definitely do a ton of videos like this for you guys so let me know by leaving a like the more likes that we get on this video the more that's gonna let me know that you guys want to see that and if you don't want to see videos like this on the channel I totally understand don't leave a like on the video and that's gonna let me know that you guys don't want to see it but if this video gets let's say 20 or 30 or 40,000 likes then that's gonna show me that you guys want to see more stuff like this on the channel so I'll definitely start doing more of that however if this video because bad doesn't get a lot of likes doesn't get a lot of support from you guys then this will probably be the last one I do or maybe I'll do one more I don't know but I'm just letting you guys know if you're gonna see more stuff like this on the channel just leave a like on this video that's all I'm asking for you guys to do it anyways guys thank you so much for watching if you made it all the way to the end of this video give yourself a nice pat on the back and enjoy and have a say fantastic as new day my name's unspeakable and I'll catch you later in another video where we're not looking at dog means I'll see you guys later [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Id: Z6rEn0un1pY

Length: 17min 18sec (1038 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 23 2018