Don Rickles Craig Ferguson 11/2-2010

welcome back welcome back my name my name is Drake and I am I am the sad gay clown at the head of a mighty robot skeleton army or I'm a middle-aged white guy telling jokes in the middle of the night either way your ear I'm here why not carry on my next guest in fact there's a bit of class no so behave yourself he's a comedy icon he's at the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas March the 20th and the 21st please welcome the legend that is Don Rickles everybody well I agree now that's awfully sweet II really I I was in my career I've gotten applause but this is killing you got an audience of about 12 and I go crazy just go crazy there you go it's very very small audience but their quality why are you yelling I'm right on topic by the way it's nice to be back with you you're a good friend and I'm delighted to be on your show I really am you he's a special kind of guy you know we've been together socially we've got to know each other over the years now the people of Sally his producer who's who was in the background wondering if Johnny Carson will call Johnny Restless always was a great artist oh yeah yes yes no no absolutely that's a great ad libs yeah no thanks I'm just that I'm just trying to remind you I'm here Zelda over here oh I'll remind you with something why not gone don't listen to me listen to me this is die I need you to concentrate okay all right buzzy so test the one hear a bell go to history right are you art do you do you go on the Twitter do you dear did you see they're never that you got your vision you became an American and you're still doing it oh you still can't get over wearing those funny pants and watching sheep die he come in America a long time now I mean when I first met him and got on the show and said how are ya and all your crew and Edney great emigrate come on you got a start and listen do me a favor is a new thing out called a hanky you know you don't look like that you don't do that not listen but I want to taste something that was good see that's t-that's talent anyway we're oh nice of you yeah you saw the Swedish girls I I'm happily married now and I don't get excited anymore yeah nothing else moves except this by the way his name is Spyder anyway that's that's too deep for you I'm sorry show the cards see that's cute well what are you tired oh you still here I thought that they forgot about me I thought you'd met your new friends from Sweden and you were off no they no they young and beautiful oh yeah where were you sixty years ago when I was Smitha when I was in heat 24 hours a day yeah yeah that beautiful girls are you are you all single girls yeah wanna go to a party yeah cuz laws against that gonna think no that's sexual harassment you can't talk to an audience like that you have to respect that there was a good speech Thanks see I let you talk aware you go right has immunity so what snow hey hankies hankies you're the one that started on the hankies is that you're not yet but you are there's the one right there okay Scotsman turns on you know I don't think that's fair no survivors Barbara oh thank God she we you know I must say with what Mary do well what we're married 45 years Wow don't applaud you never saw see that jokl cost me well that were Jewish broads you can't you got to come up with a couple of diamonds or something you don't need she sits around in Malibu yeah with a ring signaling ships come on this is hot stuff that guards it says it's great so um I'll leave it up to you will be mutes I'm just working at a slower pace tonight I'm working at a slower pace i slew her pain how then is she good that's what I asked you as Barbara she all right well yeah but I have a new thing now she gets up at my job and you think she must be happy about that really trailing you don't worried I was I think we were all right anyway we got that right good yeah enjoy yourself but you readily married man your lovely wife yes I yes yes I'm mad at she's adorable Jesus it's great it's going good she's Swedish she's not she's no but she kind of could be she has blonde hair she's a lovely girl she is yeah she is you like her don't you yeah I like the show I mean that last party we were economic notice I gotta know you were you were getting a little bit grabby nah no not me oh yeah yes you your shoe in the back of with the waitress going no not me Jonah I never get lonely like that spider to go she'll sleep at night when you get older you get in bed getting the pajamas and the big guy goes in the old days when I was your age got the pajamas they went when I was single we always search it and then when I was younger when I was 18 19 in the Navy yeah we used to talk about broads middles tight pants and all of a sudden you look down he said Zetas is that a boil see you weren't in the service no I wasn't in the Navy nope well I I dressed as a sailor a couple of time but I wasn't in today I got ya I was sittin Aviance hello were you in the Navy Florida Oh about 30 years no I was in the Navy two and a half years World War two where we Pacific no no Spain no I was in I was in the Philippines Tacloban Lingayen Gulf Cebu I was on pts I kept saying I said other communities truth I said I'm a comedian I do jokes I said keep firing no no no you understand Serge okay fine and now they all come to Vegas watch the show go funny guy and I gotta kiss their ass so I grant you ingot toys Hey hey you know we're gonna take a commercial break you okay with that you're sure hey Luth the shower you'll get taken welcome back everybody uh wha I'm trying to be nice to you but you keep interrupting what sit down before I forget quite what French so I can take this Liberty okay my managers been under the weather his name is Elliot Weissman on his had some problems with his health but I just wanted to let him know that we're thinking of them and wish him good things all night know about managing your career I said earlier on that you were the Orleans casino unfair and Marsh but it's February apparently it's February the 20th and the 21st I'm just writing it down here right relax excellent joke I pick up some chopped liver and full of yeah the famines for Barbra she's got hey the or leaves is a great place and I like that casino I used to what do you what do you think of Vegas it's new to you compared to my years I've been there 50 years it seems like a big corporate event to me I mean that when you were there with a Frank and Dean Sam you know that was a very different time yeah what happened to uh no I don't want to be the one to tell you no and I don't want to make too many jokes yeah I know some of their friends were alive in me and standing here going No no there was a villain great transit mr. Sinatra arrest the swords was a great friend to Barbara and I and his lovely wife Barbara still with us and he went he was a great man he really had some dark sides about him but sanam was to love him and then Dean was great all those guys in Sammy we we had some great fun today it's you know it's lighting this is very different so you have a cup of coffee enjoy Goa's cup of coffee for here's a chit here's your card here's your bumping hey hey come on listen did you wants to go ha ha ha remember those kind of guys I would say anyway so it was great because it had an atmosphere of the the tough guys were were always great to the actors now today it's different if everybody is wonderful I must say but it's more corporate you know it's more the foot everything advances it's now more of a Disneyland kind of atmosphere with it can bring your family and your kids and I also prostitutes you there's no prostitution don't be crude I hate that when you it just talked about your penis goes right onto the spindle school say bye where you might be include your attitude well I'm just saying you've upset me because you sell out of control damage I can't take too much more control we're trying to be nice they come over here from another country oh well I don't started ah well how long you been a citizen a year or two years well you going back don't we have to think apparently another commercial break will you stick around oh sure it's a mercy thing yeah welcome to the Don Rickles show I'm a sidekick the sad gay clown from another country we ain't talking about Las Vegas on tonight a look extra done already Regis was on with with his wife joy all day on let me get you know the guy you walk around behind his car go hey hey don't be embarrassed hey for the money you get you should do that do that good behind his car on Google yeah I know what I said what is this on tape I know what Howie I'm just making sure she and checking everything I say anymore this gentleman here sir would you sit up this is not a toilet no it's a trim streamys okay stomer how about a magazine on a magazine get magazine pick up reserves from another country here Paul you don't know he's sitting all aged over like that hey great so by let's to Regis resort Dave did you watch it was fantastic I loved it now Regis really believes he you know he's Pavarotti it's forget about yeah I mean he's a darling man and so is joy they're great people Regis coming here he wants me sing a song with him that night but you know what reading your book you you did everything here a good fine singer too no no I just put on the books alive oh no you know you can sing now a little bit yeah you had quite a life you know what I didn't realize well yeah and through you went to get to the big time like this really was gonna become ah come on no I'm not gonna do it without a band with a small little group in a tiny studio that nobody cares about it you really gotten big and that's great thanks for me Greg for me hey I'm 83 and I'm kissing up to you cuz I'm going no place no way you're not 83 I mean it was moisture i stream Ishmael being 84 84 night gang up there good days you broke my bosom in May a three you and Harry Truman when was yours May 17th that's a bad number no come on no god bless you it is you to Taurus and I had Taurus why we get a lot of the white we can along let's get some broad to get out it yeah come on sweeties girl said you don't want to I'm amazing at about it I just lay in bed now and just spit up a little bit more diamonds more bodyguards play all right so listen you're going back to Vegas you're the road you're doing more stand-up around all that kind of thing thank you I really am and I'm enjoying it I I just came back from a place that you're at with both of us with Austin Texas oh I love it doesn t I'm go down there sir no checks all you come back yeah yeah I I loved it there too they were great to us the theater yeah yeah did you have a look around the town of Austin oh yeah you know a lot of guys come up W went yeah but uh lookin I didn't even have a saddle on it was what a rose Hank lady this is what you're gonna hear it's free the woman with the guidance I gotta desciption I know always on Oh yeah GUI green will come in in a minute and help your hands and get better you know you know I think of that because I my biggest thrill in life really and I think I'll ask you that same question okay my biggest thrill in my career up to date was being in Washington DC at the Kennedy Center for Ronald Reagan Rizzo and Frank Sinatra had me on the shown is the truth the truth and they Frank called me in Hawaii I was in Hawaii right this is Don you're gonna be on the illegal for Ronald Reagan I said Frank you're kidding up just pack your bags do what I tell you you're gonna be there yeah Frank goes to Ronald Reagan's cabinet and since we're gonna have Rickles oh no no what are you crazy we're going to work no no he says you're gonna have Rickles no no and he said glad raises I said if you don't have Rickles you don't have me oh that's truth that's how it started out and then I got to Washington and had the marine guard and all that fancy stuff um and they said well what does Rickles gonna do anything whatever he wants and I've never been off the color of the road I really haven't died if you see me in person you'll realize that I see a couple of things but nothing you know the young kids today open with them yeah you know yeah and hey I don't put it down if the people laugh and show up for the more power to him but I'm getting a little pissed off anyway oh no not really not really they're wonderful young comedians and I'm happy for them oh I don't like well well I mean got it drinks out of the thing like that how you gonna like anybody I'm telling you the young committees with the hey have you ever noticed how some things like other things down 47 I've been three times I never noticed those some things are like other things shut the hell up you know what I mean like I have you ever noticed funny side of the bag anyway so you're at the inauguration as Ronald Reagan right thank you and so right the inauguration and I get up there and and bless me I did Rickles his Rickles does and I made fun of the President Ronald Reagan was a great man he really was forgetting your politics but he was a great man and I don't say it sarcastically I mean really whatever you believe in yeah today it's like today Obama god bless me he's a new president everybody's happy but you go to parties here in LA and if you like George Bush or if you didn't like George Bush and my day he said well not my cup of tea it wasn't my kind of guy today you say the party you said to me Don uh you know Oh President Obama I didn't like the speech he made Friday Don President Obama I didn't like what are you crazy why do you begin it like a credit what are you nuts what are you nuts oh Bobby's the greatest are you crazy insane bummer right son I gave you the whole damn show and we still doing without sight you're gonna have to come back again and enjoy stories were time brother sweetie and you folks it delightful and I tell you being in the company of this man really when I got to know him socially as a friend he and his lovely wife to know him is to be really blessed because he's he's full of warmth him and he's a real booster and a supporter of all of you people he really is everybody back

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Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Wed May 21 2014