Domestic Dispute at the Boat Ramp ! BathTub Barbie and Her Man ! (Chit Show)

let me tell you about my trip before I get eaten by The Croc um guys especially if you're in South Florida you're going to want to go to the Exumas um prettiest bluish Waters I've seen in a long long time I think maybe St John's well in the Dominican Republic has some incredible Waters too but these were these are special I'm telling you and the people were so nice it seemed so untouched this guy's going in and out like I don't know I'm gonna have to keep an eye on this oh boy oh boy he's got it in there's a there's a lot of police presence here guys if you look back there where I'm filming there's a there's a light on right now and there's also two cops back here um so what I was kind of trying to tell you guys is that the waters are just blue the people are really nice the food was fantastic I'll tell you um I was and it's such a small town like it's very very small are they trying to I don't know that's not my scooter bro go ahead and talk to the personal scooters wait for it bro stop stop stop trying you're trying you're trying to sue me come here come here come here Andy get over here Andy get over here Andy well come here come come here listen no don't get it you're gonna steal it come here come here bro come Andy why you scared bro you didn't want to take me on the boat ride you said you're going to take me on nah listen I want to go out of Haulover with with five Footers [Music] so so you want a name you want to name it that you want to name it that let's do it let's do it I'm down hey that's that's not Barbie bro the duck that's her man trying to get some oh look at this it is it is bathtub Barbie oh my goodness she's got kids now again bro this bro you are you serious bro there's babies all over the place are you got to be kidding me bro she's got a whole family bathtub Barbie oh my goodness guys wait for it the family is getting bigger who would have thought Memorial weekend I thought it wasn't Barbie oh my goodness I cannot believe this dude she's got a bunch of kids with her oh that is so funny hey hey there and she's there hey 20 bucks what do you guys want to make about that dot duck will fly over here land on that table in about an hour what do you want to bet Brian I'm gonna film while it happens if you try to catch my duck bro go go [Music] you don't get to ride with me if the duck doesn't land over here you have to ride on it no she's gonna land here bro but she's got kids now I'll do it I'll do it you have to ride on my boat all right all right all right guys I just got a bet right here um okay the wind is is is ripping now so much that we have current we have current and wake up Alex [Applause] Bahama [Music] hey Hialeah it was it was Hialeah this is Hialeah so Alex has been working a lot on that about little by little he's been um guys he got that as a shell bear shell this old boat worked his way up to this one and um he's done he's done a great job oh look there there's a husband and wife Barbie and her man yes you see you see Barbie back there bathtub Barbie in the house oh my goodness guys I am you know okay so here here's this is this this chitcho guy is like a running soap opera right now we have Newcastle characters now what we're gonna do is we're gonna see these guys just grow up we're we're literally gonna see Barbie's kids oh my goodness you can't make this up all right well let's see what happens over here at the boat ramp crazy to say the least guys all we need is another storm remember last Last Summer we got a storm and that storm created a chitcho here like you wouldn't remember I almost lost my umbrella it was it was horrible foreign [Applause] you guys know that I use the app what three words and I would encourage you to keep an eye on that app what three words because I've been using it for a lot of my travels and if you download it it's free guys it doesn't cost you anything by the grace of God um it doesn't cost you anything what the number three words if you get that app it lets me Define a 10 by 10 square of my exact location and at that point I can tell you exactly where I'm at if I'm on the side of the road or something you know anywhere so I've been using it and you're gonna start seeing a lot of the description oh look at look at the blade table they're here they're here they're here they're here look at them bro how awesome is that dude you cannot make this up this is like a running soap opera somebody sent me a message the other day hey I went to your spot um I saw one of the manatee and your Cuda your baby Cuda was there I was laughing all right now now I think I think bathtub Barbie is going to go ahead and and walk across the boat ramp um I don't know guys this might this might be the Chicho that we're looking for I don't know does bathtub Barbie go I don't know we ran over a bunch of crabs over here in the Exumas well I got my eye on a car there that's kind of me I don't know it looks a little underpowered for the boat is pulling out but I don't know what we're gonna watch little Avenue 200 oh boy it's gonna be a crazy day guys my wife was like but you don't relax you were in there with us and you didn't stop guys I I enjoy the beach and I do my beach thing but I love to explore I love getting into like craziest things so that's that's what drives me that's what makes me move oh boy this guy's starting to feel that wind oh boy oh boy way for it oh man oh he's adjusting whiskey throttle at the end wait wait six six all right I'm trying to keep an eye on to see if I see the Ducks let's go a little further up but he's trying to oh there they are forget this guy forget this guy we have the crossing hey we need a duck crossing sign over here at the boat ramp bro bro look at this no they gotta have a duck crossing here oh she's about to come I'm gonna win my bet bro please don't tell me they're gonna swim over here please don't don't make him do that Barbie oh no she's gonna oh this is this is gonna be mass suicide what do you mean 50 minutes bro she's got kids bro look this guy still hasn't docked and I'm here recording the Ducks wait for it and hey there he is he's he's like get off get off my lawn get the lines this is the fourth time I've done this look they're happy they're clapping the guy in the Bible is clapping all right look this guy's about to take a plunge too all right all right wait wait wait guys wait wait wait wait hold on hold on we're getting ass killed give me a second hold on hold on hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait bro that should be that should be the thumbnail right there she's actually showering right there she's teaching them how to shower bro look they're all bathing bro that is bro look at this look at this and pinturaso doesn't matter the Ducks are here to stay bro bathtub Barbie is showing them let me tell you something that duck picked a keeper bro nunca oh boy look is she gonna teach her how to shower and all the ramps oh my goodness guys you you can't make this stuff up how awesome is that I'm surprised she hasn't brought him to this side because normally she'll bring them to this side or she'll keep him over here by the flag like around here and they I guess they she knows that they're gonna feed him over there and I mean imagine she's like a [Music] she's a mascot here already back to Barbie and her man I don't know if it's the same man but I hope it is gonna have a bad rap over here at Black Point if not Chicho live guys foreign guys it's coming oh oh great my ear just decompressed from my flight lovely I can actually hear myself now all right guys wait for it [Music] oh Barbie's fighting oh oh oh there's a beat down oh domestic violence over here bro wow you saw her she said get off my lawn hey I missed that Hey listen bro I'm not perfect bro hey that was a good call Andy and he's got the upper seats the nosebleeds up there hey no there's another that that's the man that's the that's that's the husband look look at him over there pleading his case with a popo look at him he opened his he's calling the cops Yoshi baby you gotta be kidding me bro look at him he's pleading his case oh but look they're back at it oh my goodness I almost missed that shot bro never a dull moment here at the boat ramp guys hey hey there's a discrepancy in the matter I need my 10 minutes bro bro listen what do you mean hey wait hold on a second bro she just got beat down guys the the running bed is Andy says that I'm gonna have to go on his boat and go 90 miles an hour on his What boat is it the action hundred to go 90 miles an hour you don't need 1200 horsepower you're you're absolutely right yes but here's the problem Andy here's the reality all right you're saying 90 miles an hour right my death to wish ratio goes considerably higher in our 18-foot boat as opposed to a 50-foot whatever you want to call you're right you're you I you know what and I've seen him talk over here so I don't it's questionable you came once oh and I got Mike the other day too I haven't put your video up to it I saw it too I did I put it oh but but I got you when you came back too but I think my audio was bad bro I had bad audio last week so one whole video which was crazier it's actually it was crazier than this weekend so far I mean no [Music] the screaming on the midnight you think it'll be genuine if I'm on the action yeah but I do that for sure bro I have to I have to engage my haters why is this guy screaming like a little girl huh bro you know what has to happen you know what has to happen what happened to me you got to go ahead and fling like a little rock for about 40 feet and when I went peep hey I'm I'm doing I'm down as long as you have your lanyard on I'm good guys we're gonna do it guys what's a lanyard oh my God I take everything back what do you mean what's a lanyard oh my God what's that life jacket oh my goodness leave it all [Applause] let's go let's see guys let's see let's see let's see what we got what we got oh there's nice going on nice [Applause] [Music] good man hey welcome back bro there's a lot of boats still out there right oh no I know look look at chit your life look at Chicho live over there guys do we have a show this is going to be a show oh is that no oh I think the duck is in the back of the I think the male duck is in the back back of the cop car getting questioned oh look she's at it she's out I forget about that forget about the show bathtub Barbie look at her look at her look at her look at her showering again bro [Applause] I'm telling you the the babies right now are in child protective services all right all right all right hold on because that stay right there stay right there all right listen I bet I bet with Andy okay for contacts I'm I'm gonna go ahead and show one shot oh man hold on we got we got a two for one okay all right look so for context I bet with Andy huh okay I bet I bet with you you can point the camera at us wait for it the duck was gonna land over here did it there's two fat people here yeah nothing there now three right four five six or better what that I would go and take a ride on your boat the action we're gonna film it we're gonna film it because you like filming you know a million dollar video and it that's not necessary to go 90 miles an hour correct okay and hopefully we make it right [Laughter] shaking seriously is this on camera double double shake all right I got it shake on it all right you call me it's got to be during the week it's got to be during the week Wednesday Thursday all right Wednesday or Thursday that's fine but you know you got to give me a good day give me you find you know your boat give me a good window

Channel: Alfred Montaner

Views: 860,173

Keywords: boat ramp fight, fighting at boat ramp, chit show, Alfred Montaner, boat ramps, boat ramp fails, chit show miami, miami boat ramps, qualified captain, chit show black point marina, black point marina

Id: fLUzUzezi0k

Length: 20min 20sec (1220 seconds)

Published: Tue May 30 2023