Doing My Best To Impress The Gerudo Ladies In ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD!

all right boys we're back we're back at the best village in breath of the wild for reasons that i cannot explain i'm glad to be here we're finally gonna explore the desert it's gonna be good ah let's play let's do it also look how cool this is the little divine beast up there god damn god damn this game is pretty take a photo with that save it for later i'm not wearing the proper attire look at my outfit though link looks kind of sick i'm not gonna lie to you i've been dying armor a bunch and i think you look cool let's go hang out with women so in the last episode we did all of the side quests in um kakariko village so i figured i'd do that in the gerudo village thing and you guys told me there was a like a secret room that i could find i have to do something me too baby i'm here my name is something please allow me to help i manage a shop that specializes in handmade accessories but i've run out of flint oh i've got flint for days baby also your outfit very nice boys i don't know i get the feeling we need 10 pieces of flynn i don't know why what are you staring at what you're just giving these to me uh yes she's happy about it that's good ruby's have the power to grant resistance that sounds cool okay tall lady thank you so much this is already a good start first side quest down and we barely had to do anything dude i never want to leave gerudo village brand new especially for you i think it turned out really well nice all right well we helped her get her shop back on and we got an anklet so that's kind of nice no oh god they know i'm a man i'm my bad oh please don't throw me out this is so horrible it would be a shame if you were to do it again dude i saved the day all right y'all could at least respect me a little bit come on now all right i'll put the mask back on nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask her shop's already running she's got a bunch of stuff now diamond circle what that's all you need three how do you get diamonds oh cold resistant that's nice this is even nice okay i'm sorry i'm gonna stop i'm gonna go all right let's go look for side quests some of them were scary the garuda children scared the out of me i don't know why what's a vo doing oh we've been made we have to kill her so that's a treat to chat with a vo again will you hooming me a little bit longer she just wants friends oh this lady's not bad at all she's a bit scary in the face department but she's not bad just live your life to the fullest little vote what a wholesome little conversation what what's the password excuse me go drink milk in the bar or something what what oh my yeah i agree completely hello dude i don't know i can't find any side quests i'm just running around talking to ladies which i mean isn't a bad thing but i'd like to make progress you know who the hell is this holy sh he looks just like me i need to find that book again like the one i found in kakariko village but i don't know if there even is one like that here you desire this helm i want it well then let's see how serious you are this helm is a cultural treasure to earn it you must gain the trust of our people i want you to address their concerns and bring okay cool we already know that you are powerful but you can't solve all people's problems with power alone thank you tiny lady all right we got our quest oh solve all the town's problems all right well that's why i'm here could you direct me in the direction of the problems oh i think i found it this bird lady don't have a boyfriend yet hello but she's wait she's talking about poultry hold on what isn't she a poultry isn't that what i'm confused hold on so wait if this is just a city of woman then that means oh i was gonna tell you i finally got my hands on the password for you nowhere seriously wow that place is a little crazy isn't it maybe but i'm really interested anyway the password is wait a second you did you really think we wouldn't see you standing there so rude this is a private conversation go away what come on now that's a tease and i hate it so she expects me not to listen to a conversation but there we go that actually worked oh that's right the password is gsc diamond i gotta write that down hello tiny little hylian girl here that voice i recognize you from earlier if you get our password wrong you have to wait until the next day it hasn't been a day yet i thought i had finally found happiness but then my husband fell into a rare disease with one difficult cure the only thing that can save him is the guts of a mole duga it's a monster a tear is so savage that even other monsters won't approach it well i'm a monster baby i'm about to show you why where is this man it's very sensitive to vibration it tends to attack anything that draws near where is it please the mulder girl lives in a region of extreme that's just here that you've just told me he lives here hold on before we do that i might try and get into the nightclub i feel like that's a better idea let's go we made it what is this but i'm very intrigued hey i haven't seen your face around here before what is that armory that's sick you remember here now so thanks for your patronage dude what look at this armor dude what this is awesome and the haircut is cool too oh my look i like the different hairstyles you can get for link also what is this i don't know i like the other armor better i'll see you later lady well now we have a new armor shop which is kind of disappointing i thought it was like a nightclub or something all right let's go look for a giant dude oh lincoln looking coolish so it's a giant monster that even monsters are scared of could it be dragon i saw a one area which is kind of sad it's called like dragon exile like look at this poor boy so maybe it's like over here i don't know we're gonna run around till we find him though that's for sure oh i got a long way to run jesus i guess the more we just sprint around the more likely we are to find him and also skateboarding in the desert is nice are those watermelons the classic desert watermelon oh hydromelon delicious maybe before i go sprinting around the desert i do the quest to get the sand boots from the weird guy that way we can run faster that sounds like a good idea i might do that first we're gonna cover them all who is this is she dead are you okay oh my throat it's so dry i can't i can help with that i have watermelon one sip of an ice cold noble what noble pursuit oh my god look at this power pose yo mad respect to link for making eye contact right now all right so it went really well in the very beginning and now it's just pain and we're not making any progress that being said i'm still having a very good time riding pigs what is that they're writing bears that's cool why are you all cooler than me too bad you're dead oh my god oh the bear be my i kind of want a bear stop running through the fire you freaks oh let's go let's go you're mine now baby let's go we got him oh want to see something cool watch this no jesus what the what there's a mimic chest why someone be honest with you guys it doesn't look like there's a statue up here oh i might have spoke too soon hold on what who is this oh he froze me a little rat you ready to die cause you're about to yell all you want it's not gonna stop you from getting the hands holy sh what was that come on idiot i'll pair you first try get the hell oh how did i get here i found a new strat for when they do fireballs you just run up to them and you do this you do a big jump and then a slap and you get two hits it's nice it's a good strat there's a sword i found a statue i found the one i'm looking for it was worth coming over here it's not just a gross line that's going to hurt oh there we go all right we got him easy dude lions are so baby now they just take so long because the amount of help they have is dumb and i hope we're in the right area because this is a statue of one of the uh the heroine ladies i think oh that's her sword at least i don't know where the rest of her is all right well i think we're in the right area but i can't find her torso why does the moon look like that what the hell is that why is that so scary well i mean this is progress i guess did the torso like break and fall down the mountain i don't i don't know show a picture of the eighth statue's torso to bozai oh hold on i see birds in the sky and that's usually a good sign so we'll head towards the birds hey we found a shrine that's nice i could go for a shrine right about now also it's a major test of strength which kind of sucks no pillars to hide behind unfortunately this is doing pretty good this is putting in work i'm a fan i want to try and parry this this is what i'm interested in get the hell out of your idiot you're gonna run at me again you're gonna get buried again stupid come on now twice in a row get off my screen i wonder if i can freeze him with this the frost beer oh you can nice so i'll freeze him with that and then i'll just slap his ass with something big like an edge of duality put it up on the side of his head what that hardly seems fair come on now yet again my strat really isn't fair either but i like it so that's all that matters where is he going buddy what happened to you oh no this poor boy no it's too easy out here it's too easy out here you slap his toes that's sick i should do that every time a hundred rupees for a major test of strength eat my oh look hold on that's a dude that's a lady those are arms right already found it i think oh actually kind of close to it i was on the right path anyways that's nice looks like i'm just naturally sick with it god i love this though i think like giant statues are so cool look at that that's not a bad photo feet let's go there's feet here this is huge this is perfect news i think i have to dress up like a woman again it's something i never thought i'd say that's amazing all right give me your boots weirdo i'm done talking to you please can i have your shoes it'll just be our little secret sort of a bonding no i just want the boots man and yeah if it's okay i'd like to take this opportunity to ask you sam boots please i'm gonna exit this conversation perfect also i'm fasted now let's go are you like these sand boots lady yeah you do yeah you do all right let's go look for a giant dude who scares monsters only someone who has proven themselves may touch thee i literally fought divine naboris like what do you want from me i saved the day what do you want the great tally doesn't tie the chat with just anyone you see now that the divine beast is gone we could finally use the race course all right i'll show you why they call me i win these all right a minute 30. we should be fine right the suspense is killing me i'm going to start the countdown all right like i said we win these we made it through one i guess i probably should have read or like paid more attention because i don't entirely know where i'm going but i think we're on the right track hard right baby hard right come on now we'll take our time through this we'll take our time through this oh good job big man good job all right 50 seconds on the clock getting a little bit worried but it's okay they're rolling boulders at me this hardly seems fair we're cutting it close man we're cutting it close oh we're at the end we're at the end come on biggest the easiest game of my life hell yeah baby look at this cutscene that's sick [Music] it's a new record all right give me all the juice perfect i believe this belongs to you thank you and so the new champion is born yes ladies i'll be here all week y'all never thought of putting this on here the entire time you had it nobody thought of doing that the ancient treasure patched down for generations there's a radiant shield i'll actually take that that's nice and we have enough for more stamina now i think so that's cool and we've done half of the shrines look at us go dude i love this game so much i would be so sad when i completed it all oh it's gonna hurt oh also speaking of completing a game i guess i played lynx awakening the switch version it was actually a lot of fun i uploaded it yesterday if you haven't watched it please go check it out if you like this game i mean it's a zelda game they're different sure but it's still zelda and i think it was a lot of fun so please check out that video i don't know how it's doing because i haven't uploaded it yet but i just go check it out i think you'll like it all right let's go look for mole duga i found a campsite i guess whoa i found a big man where is it it's just talking from a distance oh it's a big fish okay let's slap it up all right so it's underground i'm gonna bomb it out of the floor you know how you can jump on dung defender and knock him out of the ground i bet it's the same thing for this dude oh wow he jumping did that work i felt like it did something oh he's pissed oh my god i'm dead we're fine we're fun only a lot of damage a lot of damage never hurt nobody what do i do against that oh wait we baited it oh we baited it oh i see okay okay now we need to learn how to like knock it down maybe it's it's gonna hurt oh my god oh i'm out of here all right we know what to do we just have to bait it when it goes to attack us and then it detects something else and then i guess we damage it somehow oh you know we might be able to do bait him so he runs into like these rock pillars there was an episode of one piece where usopp was like being pulled around by a mole lady oh he's so cool looking and then the strat for winning is he just guided it into a wall so maybe i do that i think it worked it didn't work it didn't work at all is he eating oh my god he puts the high and highly and that's like a joke oh big damage big damage oh huge damage or bosa you homie you absolute chat i'm gonna die anyways but that's good oh my god that went so much better in my head i forgot about fall damage i finally found a worthy adversary it's been a long time since i've felt this get a mermosa let's go baby one more good job one more hit one more hit come on we got him get off my screen dude russell's actually a homie that might be extremely challenging without her but she just farms she's too good give me your guts thank you in the chest oh my god using the champion's abilities is actually so nice i kind of cheesed that though that felt cheap all right next one we get i'll actually try and fight it properly but that felt wrong man what's up gamer i got the guy oh it's you wait these what you'll give these to me yes ma'am this is all i have to thank you but i insist take it 300 rupees i died three times i don't like girls twice my height what's he mean by that i'm only eight feet man was four feet tall oh come on i like girls twice my house oh i found a child with a side quest let's go i wanted to plant an orchid here but i picked up trash i pulled the weeds tilled the ground i did all the stuff you're supposed to do to make the earth happy but but the trash all this trash keeps getting washed down into the water someone's pouring trash in the water literally they're only system of water i follow the trash i'm the trash man i'm gonna follow the trash and whoever's doing it i'm gonna beat the come on now i mean to be fair it's watermelon so it can be like compost right what garbage a small vita having trouble oh sure you spring this on me out of nowhere and expect me to change my lifestyle well no i don't want what oh don't look at me like that fine fine i get it but i need something in return you want watermelons i'd like to eat a wild berry i hope i have a wild berry 10 oh my god 10 wild berries can you just not be a proof just eat your melon somewhere else weirdo fairy delivery huh really there you go nasty i hate people sweetness hey you listen to this some other viking by i've never met before and helped me clean up the trash oh that's nice okay thanks for caring about me thanks for the watermelon weirdo see you later oh wow we got another quest already what but our barty didn't come back again i'm afraid this time she went investigating the leviathan bones in the southwest i i tried to stop her but obviously it didn't work because she's not here well yeah the rumor has it that a fairy lives in the leviathan bones southwest of town that was the leviathan bones that i have heard so much about this is so much cooler than i thought it was going to be this is insane well it doesn't look like she made it here unfortunately 1 000 rupees all right you can have them but you better be did hot just cough on me i'm the oldest of the four sisters i've been watching your activities you have uh we found the fairy fountain she was looking for we didn't find any ladies unfortunate i know wait am i freezing to death the desert sucks if this is a combat shrine i'm turning off my switch oh thank the lord it's actually a puzzle i like the little electricity puzzle they're actually kind of hard to solve for me so this might be difficult doubt it because big brain and all that but it might be boys we got an actual shrine this is lovely it's been so long and the chest for quinn even better let's go who the hell is that what are you looking at idiot don't make me come over there you know i'll slap you ow ow i'm dying currently why did i turn into a robot you wouldn't shoot an innocent binkus would you oh you wouldn't what is this all right y'all getting parried i'll tell you right now who wants the first you all right there you go you're welcome i'm giving them out for free you want one too see you later perfect go ahead big man come on what are you just looking at me for he's shell shocked i'll have to slap his head with a brick don't act like you don't deserve this you are the worst kind of person slap the top of your head stop shooting the box idiot you're gone what if i bring cube with me i solve puzzle with ease what just how i'm gonna throw up what is going on right now why the floor move so i have to stand on this and then they'll move when that moves i have to bring this bad boy over here so it stops them right yeah yeah all right not bad see that one was fun i don't know the electricity puzzles they actually like make me think they're kind of tough compared to like all the other ones i i really like them it's like redstone of minecraft that i just never learned so now we have to look for a lady i'm sure she's somewhere nearby right there's a sand seal so maybe it's hers oh she's right there yeah i'm right cool dude this thing is so cool looking if only i could have eaten a hearty terrain one last time i hardly well i have one so ha i've returned from the brink of death thanks to you your boss was mad huh so they knew i snuck off oh i'm in such trouble i love the amount of personality that this game gives to all like the random npcs it's so entertaining every sidequest is just interesting because the characters are fun oh gamers got a quest again hey buddy how you doing i wonder if he's gonna get excited that i came to see him you oh he's very excited you you came i mean i mean yeah of course you did figured you'd swing by uh yup uh good old swing by uh we didn't manage to get a chance to spend much time together early so we didn't can i want can i have your snow boots please i just want those how come i'm able to play the insecure uh weird guy so well uh what's up with that game you're making me realize things about myself that i didn't want to know why aren't you greedy or should i say insatiable for boots a boot thirst that can not be slated adorable but listen if i give you these then i've got nothing on my feet wait i took a photo of his sword was up there does he want me to go get a photo of the sword feast your eyes on this i did take a photo of it look at that that's a damn good photo i was like damn this is uh this could be kind of cool if i take a photo with this and it just worked out that's nice he doesn't have shoes big idiots see later i've heard of your recent actions you have returned smiles to the faces of my people on behalf of all of gerudo i must offer you the heartfelt thanks you are from this moment on a true friend of the gerudo and if it can help a true friend in need we will gladly lend you the sacred treasure nice we got the helmet that's huge wow that went extremely well i still don't know how to make the the drink for the lady at the shrine which is kind of disappointing but being in this town is dangerous for me man it's just too good oh the little berry bushes grew i'm gonna steal all of these don't mind me small child they're delicious thank you goodbye you're walking down the street on your way somewhere and a handsome vote you've never met approaches oh i would casually walk toward him and then strike a fierce blow when he least suspected it what risa that would be a crime stupid it's funny i used to spend a lot of my time worrying about my people or the ability to lead now i look forward to each and every day i think the hero help with that oh that's awesome maybe one day he and i can compete in a sand seal race dude i'll do that any day of the week are you kidding me i'll have her know i am the reigning champion undefeated gamers i'm ending that episode there thank you guys so much for watching i hope you enjoyed i had a lot of fun today i love the side quests in this game they're done so well the characters are so interesting even bozai the little weirdo who likes feet he's pretty cool too uh thanks for watching i had a great time in gerudo village and i probably should avoid this village for my health and my blood pressure because it's it's it's rough being here man so i'll see you guys the next video probably tomorrow when i go back into grudo village and look at more uh sand seals see you next time love you goodbye and goodnight smelly have a good day

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Keywords: zelda, zelda breath of the wild, breath of the wild, breath of the wild funny, breath of the wild funny moments, funny, funny moments, comedy, gameplay, playthrough, walkthrough, lets play, full game, gaming, video games, breath of the wild secrets, breath of the wild easter eggs, breath of the wild secret boss, breath of the wild boss fight, gerudo villlage, gerudo village side quests, molduga boss fight, molduga, gerudo village secrets, side quests, quinbobin, quinbobin hollow knight

Id: AJIqh8b2Gks

Length: 21min 6sec (1266 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 20 2021