DINOSAURS ATTACK MY HOUSE! (Teardown)

Bob we finally made it your dream has come true we've made it too the Jurassic Park oh yeah we're gonna see some dinosaurs and it's not gonna go down like how the movie went oh what's this right next to us Bob look we got some Velociraptors oh yeah they're in a cage they can't get us here oh my gosh they're escaping out oh no ah they ate me oh but did they really because oh I brought myself some dinosaur defensive equipment because I was prepared I saw the movie take this okay that is 2 of three oh I think the other one took himself out so there we go and let's hop back in and check out the next dinosaur whoa look a Brachiosaurus I think right oh he is escaping but don't worry this is a friendly dinosaur Bob we don't have to worry about that one hey buddy how's it going I probably shouldn't get close to you but you're escaping your enclosure let's hurt him back in no don't go in that one don't go into that one um I think he just wants to be set free so you know what buddy there you go you're free those are the one dinosaur that I would trust on planet Earth so he gets to survive let's head back to our Jeep and check out the next dinosaur oh yeah this experience is going really good Bob oh what the heck the cage was just falling down right away and I oh no this is the this is a Tyrannosaurus Rex cage no no no Bob we gotta get out of here ball we gotta go oh he's right behind us don't follow don't follow Bob Hold On Tight we're off-roading he's right behind us he's trying to eat Bob oh Bob Bob staying staying okay you know what we're going we're going oh Bob I gotta save him I gotta save him do not eat Bob do not eat Bob oh wait Bob just got kicked a little bit it's fine okay you know what I'm gonna loop back around we're gonna pick up Bob throw him in the car and get out of here this is terrifying what would you do if you were exploring Jurassic Park and you know um just like what the movies did um the dinosaurs Escape get in get in get in get in Bob get it get inside there we go go oh I can't believe we saved Bob and we are out of here oh he's falling out again he's falling oh I hit you I just hit a tree I just a tree where'd Bob will Bob oh there he is Bob are you okay okay you know what we gotta get back to the car sit right up here oh break my car I need that to get back to the world okay you know what you know what we gotta defend ourselves again we have this bear 50 caliber sniper rifle I am sorry Jurassic Park but this dinosaur he's on a rampage he's loose three two one boom Oh my boom there we go take that you jerk and we just destroyed a T-Rex and I think that means there is no more dinosaurs in this park so I should probably get out of here and get back to the real world right totally not gonna be any dinosaurs attacking a city or something nope I gotta get through these T-Rex chunks hold on a second you think these Jeeps would be a little more off-road um but I don't know if driving through dinosaur chunks is in the brochure okay there we go I'm gonna give this place a rating of 10 out of 10. that was a great experience but I'm going home I'm going home here we are back home I'm getting inside really quick because I know how those movies go I don't think they're actually destroyed Bob get inside we have to fortify our hosts up before you know more dinosaurs inevitably come and try to destroy Humanity so let's grab some planks just go like this everyone knows planks work great against uh giant monsters are trying to eat us there we go just plank up the windows as best as possible boom and bang and then this back window and we should be good Bob let's sit down and watch some TV but preferably something not about dinosaurs maybe you know cute cuddly puppies and kitty cats oh yeah okay this TV is broken broke oh no I called it Bob I called it there are Velociraptors outside but thankfully we barricaded we bear oh my get in the bathroom get the bathroom get in the bathroom oh this is terrifying I'm sorry Bob I'm sorry no no don't quit don't come in don't come in Block this up Better Block this up better oh no oh no okay grab my shotgun this is terrifying hello I think they got in I think they got him but can can they smell me do they know I'm in the bathroom what is going on hello okay you know what I'm gonna start digging a hole there we go out into my kitchen and when they bust through I'm gonna run okay I think we're safe for now hello what is going on out there Bob are you okay okay I can see their feet oh there's one right here there's one right here oh no oh no okay this door is pretty fortified because they can't really break in I don't think look at that holy man very strong door okay let's Pizza over there there's one right there okay I got that one I got that one there's another one right there oh oh the bathroom is actually Ultra safe okay and there's one right there oh I got him he almost hate me though is there any more Bob is still alive too hey Bob how's it going there's so many Velociraptors take this and that oh man this shotgun is sit against Velociraptors okay check the perimeter we are clear I didn't realize I had a bunker here whoa we have to use this all right check it out house is repaired like new like no dinosaur has ever attacked us and before more show up possibly bigger ones we have to build bigger defenses because those Velociraptors were really tough but small so let's go in here we're gonna grab some awesome fences even though we know how fences work in Jurassic Park not very good but just place a bunch of these around the perimeter of our house here last fence going down check it out whoa it's like I'm the dinosaur in a cage but that's not it we're going to grab some spike traps we're gonna put them around the side of the fences here so when the dinosaurs step in the middle they go oh ow my toes dinosaurs do that right okay here we go all along here Bob you gotta make sure you don't step on those either there we go look at this this is really defended and then when we have to we'll run in here and hide this is our bunker all right I think we're ready I'm just gonna hop up here and watch for some dinosaurs oh no we got two T-Rexes okay that's it um I'm gonna grab my little gun here I'm just gonna start shooting oh yeah this is what you get oh yeah wait a second these fences are holding pretty good wait oh whoa whoa whoa whoa this handgun is awesome oh yeah take this you jerk he's destroying my grandpa's tractor no stop okay this one um I don't know what he's doing but these fences are holding pretty good but I can just go like this boom take this bang oh we got one of them oh okay he destroyed my house a little bit but where'd the other one go oh there he is there he is um take this get out of here uh we have there's another one right there and I think I saw some there's another one over there holy man we got four T-Rexes one of them is down two of them is down okay a house okay that's it I'm gonna grab the big old sniper rifle again and go boom bang okay that's three where is the other one he is right in the house he's right in my neighbor's house take this okay can I just lob some like grenades in there or something banana bombs there we go am I reaching I'm sorry Jim I'm blowing up your house there we go there we go yeah we got four of the T-Rexes down don't question it don't question it I didn't really like Jim anyways one final pipe bomb there we go uh-oh um I'm sorry I'm sorry about your house it's on fire but we got dinosaurs that's just a distraction but this fence is holding up really good and oh no we have a Spinosaurus I'm kind of curious if he's actually going to destroy this fence or not where's he going buddy over here dude oh no he just fell on his face through those trees all right let's sew hey buddy over here that's terrifying that's a little terrifying okay he's after me and get up here oh look at these metal fences you can't get through you jerk huh look at these fences aren't they great oh oh um what's he doing he's ripping it apart with his hands oh no Bob Bob we gotta get inside the bunker we gotta get inside the bunker our base has been infiltrated okay grab Bob grab Bob before the spinosaurus gets in your heavy Bob hurry get in here I hear him behind us here we go close the door and plank it up oh no oh no there he is um I see his giant fin he's ripping my house apart and he's coming over here oh I'm getting back here I'm getting back here this Bunker's dinosaur proof right oh no oh no it is not it is not okay grab my gun let's go take this get out of here get out of here okay I don't know if that's working there's a giant hole in my bunker and we got a Spinosaurus above us okay um yep he is behind us what do I do about a Spinosaurus I don't know what what do I got in here he seems really strong I got a bazooka okay here we go boom whoa bazooka just destroyed him and my base has been uh infiltrated I just got slapped by a tail all right well you know maybe I should probably get out of here let's get a car ready to get out of here Bob we're getting a car ready because it's dinosaurs I think it's fitting that I get a monster bus something with bigger Wheels why didn't they have these in the Jurassic Park movie they would have made sense you're up higher dinosaurs will have a harder time to eat you especially when you add a big old sentry gun to the top hopefully this doesn't shoot the bus there we go don't shoot me don't shoot me don't shoot me you jerk okay there we go attach it to the bus like this boom I cut a hole in the roof so we can get in easily let's grab Bob and get Audi he's fine there we go see he's okay boom Bob is now inside the bus dude get in there better dude get in there better get in the better stomp on him there we go and take a seat Bob because we are going okay there we go look at this the turret is staying up there and this thing is awesome okay just drive over everything like this we have to take a left to get out of here I'm gonna go to like a private island where dinosaur swords aren't even though there's flying dinosaurs that's fine oh Bob just fell out the back but look at this we got some Velociraptors over there and the turret should take them out there we go look at this whoa this is super efficient I don't have to get out to defend us all right Bob meet me in the city okay my boat is just down over here somewhere we got a T-Rex we got a T-Rex turret shoot it turret shoot it there we go look at that whoa good against T-Rex's too even though he's not down so I'm just gonna go like this so we're gonna hit the jump there's no jump but whoa whoa whoa the boat the boat is fine the boat is a fine it floats the boat okay um all right hop in here we're going to our private island we don't need the bus anymore don't shoot me you jerk oh my gosh I made you you know what I think about you shooting me uh where is it kinetic bomb oh um that might be too much that might be too much um it's fine we got the turret and we are off to our private island wait wasn't Jurassic Park kind of on like a private island well here we are the island as I presumed dinosaur so let's just go over here and let's grab the Davey Crockett where is it Davy crock can go boom bang oh oh wait hold on reload we got one of them boom yep that's what you dinosaurs get and one final one we're just gonna use a nuclear strike oh this is gonna go great oh oh yeah there we go now we don't have to worry about dinosaurs ever again um how'd that one survived there we go

Channel: SpyCakes

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Id: USqtX2uqUwg

Length: 13min 13sec (793 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2023