Didn't You Get The Memo? (A Rant)

[Music] as many of you know I initially regarded the prospective memo leak as a steam and slab a nothing burger but for reversing my position ultimately a few days before the reveal for one perfectly valid reason I will now divulge look at the memo were of legitimately dubious origin the demson decry at once point out the inconsistencies and move on with our [ __ ] lives Trump did this earlier this week with the stormy Daniels accusations and wouldn't you know it they turned out to be right bubbling [ __ ] but after one look at the DNC's frenzied frantic full court [ __ ] press approach to denying the validity preemptively of a memo that has not been released yet not to mention haphazardly rebranding at the quote Republican memo because apparently the artist formerly known as the memo would have been ass [ __ ] Lee obvious enough of a [ __ ] rebranding effort point being [ __ ] tits you tipped every hand in five counties and we saw three alike a Reynolds Wrap g-string the logic incidentally was fairly simple if you've been following along with the razörfist home game you may be interested to learn how I formulate my highly scientific predictions you're ready you turgid please god don't be so you know how we kept hearing Hilary's way ahead in the polls by god twelve points ahead hashtag drop out Donald yeah you remember how that was a heaping helping a horse [ __ ] here's how you should have known precious because a campaign that's twelve points ahead in fact doesn't have to leak a [ __ ] tape from Access Hollywood which is exactly what Hillary Clinton did albeit through intermediaries look she was behind and she knew it I don't know if she had internal polls part for the one fused to her [ __ ] shrinker that is I don't know if her hand puppet handmaidens we're giving gammy a much-needed reality check but first-place campaigns don't have to drop a thermonuclear bomb shell like that [ __ ] backfire like a [ __ ] though didn't then point being that really folks it's all about basic observational skills and if you possess any whatsoever you almost immediately discerned the shitstorm to come so what the [ __ ] actually is this memo [ __ ] exactly well you know how the Obama administration was wiretapping Trump's turds we established that in a latter day rant well in order to do that you have to fill out and approve what's known as a FISA requests after which it must be presented before a judge who then determines the validity of said request based on the available evidence keep that term available evidence lodge way the [ __ ] back in the goddamn gray matter for me would you pal bitchin pending the judge's approval it is thereafter permissible to determine the precise coloration and curvature of my crank if they do so [ __ ] wish as any and all wiretap calls after that point will be copacetic so what evidence was brought before the black-robe in question you might ask well only our good friend the steel dossier which is basically Marussia with a manila envelope all sounds fairly routine and generic right [ __ ] we've all heard before well here's where he gets five-alarm [ __ ] the steel dossier has the unbridled efficacy of an eleven dollar bill it in fact turns out Christopher steel was leaking information to the press the news reports for which were then used as primary sources for the steel kosyay the piss it used himself is a primary source but surprisingly that's not even the point here you see whether you believe every word are not a drop of ink on the document in question the [ __ ] is named after British mi6 operative Christopher steel it turns out a Department of Justice employee Obama's Justice Department mind you lest we level any accusations of bias met with steel in mid-2016 and described him as quote desperate the Donald Trump not be elected president what did I mention the FBI paid Christopher steel to fabricate the living [ __ ] out of his sources because that's a fun little [ __ ] factoid beginning to understand why Comey lied under oath so whether you believe the steel dossier is a golden ticket or a golden shower it should have been thrown out to begin with because the man that printed it was more tainted than Michigan tap water instead again according to the memo the judge considered the steel dossier to be the primary determining factor in approving the wiretap on the Trump Meister effect Andrew McCabe outright confirmed here again in the memo but this is a rare case where I can't blame the judge in all actuality because all of that information was actually left out of the FISA requests without his knowledge despite being again folks eminently available evidence that at least one DOJ official had already seen fit to file a complaint about being excised Watergate [ __ ] that's small potatoes that was all about political vendetta's and secret recordings these [ __ ] subverted the very foundation of both the Republic and the court system to stop one man from getting elected watergate's a [ __ ] wave pool by comparison and in the damage control Department doing their best if approximation of a shrug and repeating the word negligible until it ceases to mean anything in [ __ ] English that means you call me your Hurst indifference routine would be a [ __ ] of a lot more convincing if you hadn't spent the last 48 [ __ ] hours clawing your corrupt asses up the walls about how leaked of this memo would rent the very fabric of democracy but sure I can see why Comey NPR MSNBC and every correct the record bots on but [ __ ] Twitter is describing the contents to say it all together now because Christ knows the media will negligible not to mention a man named as complicit in misrepresenting the steel dossier John McCain well you wizened old pile up on the puckered [ __ ] democracy may I be the first to formally declare that I hope your doctors can find a cure for brain cancer and soon so you can see the inside of a [ __ ] prison cell for your role in this abject farce but uh here I am overreacting after all unless you consider a dubious dossier funded by the FBI with the assist from Clinton's opposition research for infusion GPS having its political motivations deliberately excised from the [ __ ] FISA requests and willfully repressed thereafter by a concerted FBI and DOJ effort that continues to this day might I add a dossier that has every dirty [ __ ] fingerprint from Hillary to Huma Abedin to John Jimmy arms mccain in the margins all with the okay from Barack I read about it in the paper like the rest of you Obama to sway the opinion of a judge wholly oblivious to the duplicity in questions so they can spy in a prospective presidential candidate they all swore up down and sideways was never [ __ ] spied on to qualify as corruption in any description then yeah it's pretty goddamn negligible however if I'm like NPR your nads aren't in a vise courtesy of the Clinton cabal the knowledge that the FBI and DOJ operating under Obama's orders knowingly concealed relevant information to push through an unjustified wiretap of a US citizen even a great big orange one you happen to disagree with on occasion gives you the faintest cause for [ __ ] concern you may wish to join me just now in erecting the sincerest of duelling metal fingers [ __ ] you Barack Obama let's hope Sultan pepper hair looks good in prison orange and double [ __ ] Jeff Sessions no departments perfect yeah maybe slick but we can inch ever closer that ideal by hanging your hacky ass i'm razörfist god [ __ ] speed

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Keywords: Devin Nunes, Memo, Donald Trump, Fusion GPS, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Rant, RazörFist, Rageaholic

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Length: 6min 59sec (419 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 03 2018