Dhar Mann: Boss almost Fires Baddie, Almost Regrets it

guy throws coworker under bus you mean figuratively or literally because if you throw someone under the act in an actual bus that can get you some jail time cuz you know I think you try to commit murder excuse me do you think someone should help her oh please I'm just having some C problems I'm sure someone will just not us I'm too rich to help poor people Alison no okay the only thing I know about our new CEO is that he's big on punctuality we can't just leave her here yes yeah but how do you know she's like in need how do you know she's not some like serial killer praying on her next victim you really want to risk that to help some lady you don't even know you know I'm with dick skin over here ex me you don't even know you need some help oh yes it's my car it just stopped on me Jay here knows all about cars is that right no get a tow truck I I don't have a phone of course you don't because you're like a thousand years years old sucks to be you J damn okay I I wouldn't be that extreme about it I mean chill dog scile old lady enjoy your future unemployment Allison you know it would have been really nice if like lightning just struck him down right there in the spot when he was walking that's just how I work sir laser focused on getting the job done no matter what keep it up J even if I have to suck a dick for the company you would really go through all that trouble for me small your son needs a speci right I'll be back you don't even know his her son her son could be a drug dealer a future school shooter you don't know damn why would you risk your job to help a stranger that's a very good question I always believe you should help those in need yeah but like half the time you help someone in need they're also dicks too so like you got to be careful I've learned the hard way it's all right ma'am my office has only a few blocks down I insist let me take you please get in and she was never seen again I am so sorry I'm late yes sir again I am so sorry it won't happen again are you certain about that according to Jay you had better things to do than to come to work today I had to be honest Allison you're late because you were helping a stranger with car trouble yes sir I wasn't going to leave her by the side of the wait hold I can already predict how this plot SST is going to go this guy uh mother grandmother whatever the hell she was is going to roll up and it's going to be the lady she helped and he's going to be like oh my goodness like you helped my mom Grandma I actually forgot who the hell she was um and then she's going to be like you know what Allison you ran late your friend's a dick I'm going to give you the job on top of that I'm going fire your friend and I'm going to be sexually harassing you specifically for helping my mother have a good day that's just my prediction I could be completely wrong for all I know real quick quick why did she look like this like she looked like she just like rolled in some like dirt in her face and I don't know she looked like she was struggling fighting raccoons for this morning's lunch on the dumpster just think it's a funny detail to mention oh who no what are you doing what no way who would have saw that coming on your first big day that's your mother I am and you're the rude little man who called me names and you're the one that called me the NW word when you were walking by you said oh what's this N word monkey doing on the side be gone from me is that so but this lovely young woman she was kind enough to help me don't do anything R like shut up penguin dick Allison if you would I would love to promote you to team manager wait me really yes your your file is impressive you're qualified and based what I've seen today you have the character to do this job very effectively bro you know realistically none of this can actually happen for real even if you do help like a CEO person boss thingy help his mother cross the street or whatever that's not going to be like oh you're such a good employee I should just give you a hand job right now and pay you all the money in the world

Channel: Optimal Novus

Views: 1,230

Keywords: Dhar Mann, Funny, Reaction

Id: 1VM4_cH-jSI

Length: 4min 22sec (262 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 13 2023