Devi being iconic for 5 minutes straight || Never Have I Ever Season 2

you're holding that pen like a knife again this is like where bad teens get jeans thought to death i got greedy doc and now my hands are covered in the crumbs of my failed relationship oh baby legendary save that kid who knocked up senora gilbert has nothing on me can i not be roasted by india's last comic standing please two years going to princeton dating a guy in a band i'll get a tattoo of his name under my boobs like rihanna over my dead body i thought it was the opposite of swimming 30 minutes before you run you're supposed to eat as much as you can that is extremely incorrect you still on for tutoring this week yeah but let's go to your house i think my grandmother has a crush on you oh my god i don't think he called me his girlfriend then either i just didn't notice because i was too busy two-timing him with ben that can't be true i'm a total derm nerd a skinhead wait no not that i am just trying to be a little less self-centered it is so annoying how no one knows how nerdy you are because you're so hot thank you baby you deserve daniel day-lewis making his wife live with him in character as abraham lincoln my ideal yes it is please i'm desperate for any sort of gossip i spent three hours sorting potty's blood pressure pills today give me something do this let's blow the roof off this mother yeah but let's also make sure people pick up after themselves sure yeah holy crap you did it that was like the wwe smackdown of indian moms and you piledrived her ass el he may not be cheating but he's still a toxic condescending douchebag i really like them ben's smart and we talk mostly argue for hours and paxton's so hot he basically counts as a celebrity hall pass are we using davey as a negative verb yeah you let your temper get the best to you man this is worse than when you punch through that vending machine i didn't pay for those sour straws to get stuck on the coil okay fine i can't work with the defense team damn it davey could you just come in and say hello mr colcarny or wow your homemade pizza smells straight up delish don't have time for small talk mr k this is an emergency and your pizza smells regular okay there's no switching rolls what i can't work with ben and esa they're always all over each other and i don't know if you know this but ben and i have a past assorted past jesus david you never exercised before not intentionally no ah i think i have jogging induced appendicitis medic medic you're pretty smart for someone who has cookie monster's turd around her neck oh there she is i've got a few prospects a couple of guys in the rotation she is lying she has no one hear that you should come by oh i ew she can't her mega hot fiancee's parents are coming to town sorry i mean i didn't mean it like a date you definitely did it's hey that was my house yeah and how about the time i almost killed the captain of the swim team because i was cheating on him with this little dude hi wow you are crazy right davey what the hell what are you doing back here get off the couch come on yeah yeah sorry why are you dressed like a white nerd uh single at our first high school dance and we arrived in your stepmom's hatchback yeah i'm really sorry my dress almost suffocated you it really demands more space than a two-door vehicle that's why i have two boyfriends what do both these boys know they're in open relationships don't lie not exactly but i'm leaving at the end of the semester so by the time they figure it out i'll have busted out of town like roadrunner so did you have something you're gonna tell me or yeah i guess i just wanted to say say i feel really bad for being such a dick to you yeah you really were i don't kiss guys that often baxton i thought maybe i did something wrong like maybe i flooded your mouth with saliva no dude i am not even bummed that i lost because your closing argument was sick he was dead before the bullet ever entered his body so then he just burst into my house and bitched me out in front of my entire family including my old-ass grandma well what you did was pretty messed up what you're gonna dunk on me too you're supposed to be on my side dog

Channel: Being iconic

Views: 90,961

Keywords: never have i ever, devi being a mood, devi being iconic, devi, never have i ever season 2, devi and ben, devi and paxton, devi being relatable, for minutes straight

Id: I-mD9m5RMkc

Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021