Destroy the Enemy Ship... CONSUME THE ENEMY SHIP | Co-op Cosmoteers

all right so we are going to be at least the name I've come up with this is four boys threat removal I'm not entirely sure what we're actually doing today but we're going to go out into the white Galaxy try and make as much money as humanly possible and uh finally by War a gat so that he doesn't feel so left out Warren I Ward we run two different branches of our little of our own little cargo life oh you're both cargo board okay yeah yeah we're both doing doing like cargo big manly men up here are gonna have to look after these boys isn't that right Sammy I like watching all my little guys do funny things and sell them I like the stuff I like yeah like it trades like a thing that has to actually happen what is this dudes running around grabbing oh yeah and all the big dudes they came over from the station look at those guys I love when a cargo ship shows up and like 300 crew just start disgorging [ __ ] iron from the air from the cargo ship uh do you guys want to rescue perusalem station could do those are usually pretty difficult does it say if it has any uh any pylons it's against Pirates so two Pirates and a small Point defense platform it would pay us six thousand five hundred oh yeah all right I'll save this station or die trying okay well I'm only like halfway there so I'm gonna be a bit oh God you need to get you need to get the [ __ ] out dude you need to get the [ __ ] out now you're gonna get oh God I can't I can't wait for you to tell me exactly what I know yeah yeah there's nothing I could have done because of the uh the silly movement system yeah [Music] that's okay I've got the drop on piccadillo come on [Music] have weapons to be honest all right piccadillo's dead in the water it looks like stop [ __ ] locking onto your [ __ ] this [ __ ] keeps hitting me with an EMP I need to back off I can't select it [ __ ] am I ever eat my heavy lasers dead I gotta back off God I hope you're faster than that [ __ ] thing I'm [ __ ] praying I am not I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] hell Undead well that's a restart fly yourself into the sun again oh my God he's dismantling himself into the sun that's incredible scav life is so sad look at him I don't want to be the goober that is really cool the way you explode though it's very oh my God you [ __ ] Hillary you sound like a bullet oh my God everyone like flying out holy [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] is that ship are you gonna be okay uh he's a danger one nice nice no I just had a heavy gun in it and uh oh my God look at all that ammo you just cooked off all his ammo did you see that that was awesome oh my God what folks you've abandoned your last design you've now gone for the full dick and ball boat where is it you know I dabble with the dick and the nuts and them oh I see oh dude the mining lasers that's cool as [ __ ] yeah those are so cool you wanna see my upgrade Remy sure I'm looking are you looking yep make it so oh that's [ __ ] you're gonna move so much slower now oh Remy Remy be careful that Canon platform doesn't [ __ ] around it's like it's way worse than all the others yeah really Cannon's hurt yeah hey look at this what you do outrange him though welcome to my world baby and I'm actually gonna cockpit this thing and then steal it yeah this this cannon platform here it's got engines guns a reactor it just needs a cockpit we can take it oh this thing [ __ ] oh I just heard the music pickup you right over there buddy maybe not danger three buddy yeah no I've noticed oh my God that Shield is incredible I do want to shoot oh no that's bad Point defense do so much damage they're actually kind of cracked I'm good I'm good good I'm gonna transfer this into like a a Canon Direct ship kind of it's gonna be a little Canon fighter basically by the time I'm done with it you know you could do with it just an idea yeah since it's a platform you could expand the cargo bays and have it as like our our zero storage yeah yeah so that's not a bad idea this could be our like the the genuine auxiliary ship and this just stores like you know Steel yeah our own little station yeah that could work all right I'm calling this ship the porter okay all right so the next station we've got yeah it's rescue labor dinners station lava Dennis is that the target area where is it it's up north you can see labadanas here form up on the porter because he's gonna be the slower ship so we form up on him I'm actually gonna form in front of him to keep him safe I'm getting combat formation yeah yeah yeah yeah I was gonna say I don't hate the diagonal designs that they do and I'm glad that they do them themselves to sort of show you like hey man don't look linearly then you know yeah it's cool hold on oh no contact uh okay boys what the no it's not this is not our thing this is something oh you're right what do you want to do this is almost definitely abandonment just died they're fighting each other let's go let's leave let's leave no we just it came out of it went in a distance that's definitely abandoned base that's a bandit base we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here the only way I would be able to beat that is either better guns or baiting them out okay here we go I believe it's two platforms and two two active yeah it will be I'm Gonna Leave Porta at like a good distance and then uh we can move honestly we can get if you can get Dungeness and and Pegasus to just plink those [ __ ] platforms from afar yeah yeah those oh [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god that damage is high I'm reversing I'm getting I'm getting absolutely torn up here I need I need help I need help or one down yeah one's down moving into the engagement dude one two okay good got him hey we got on the station now okay I think I'm going in I'm going in yeah get [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's spinning hold on oh yeah oh yeah you like those the other stations on the other side okay good good all right all right Sam yeah heavy laser nice yeah I got it I got it all right target is reactor oh Target is cockpit yeah dead nice I'm gonna go help my guy with his dismantlement but there we go we saved the station nice swarm dismantle oh boy red shirts go all of our boys nice God that's so pretty what is money scroll out that's the prospect oh money oh hey there's hey there's that pirate Base by the way all right okay that's it I've re-armined it I've re-armored it I have the thing now okay we're all good uh War I'm gonna give you any leftover resources back because you gave me so much give it to him I'm gonna go mine Remy's got a lot of debts he still owes me like four grand I really do I really do I'll be honest the mining ships you guys have it easy all right because we it like when we lose a heavy laser that makes us broke okay that's a platform yeah oh it's a missile quick defenses okay okay I'm gonna really quickly make sure your point defense defend only okay all right I think I'm gonna just charge in to be honest with you oh okay okay I would not charge it but Point defense does defeat it I'm gonna try and protect you hold on there's only one missile launcher oh thank God yeah [Music] hey watch out Sam I know the missile one oh oh don't don't approach it yet wait hold on it's jumping it's something this is like you guys what the [ __ ] that was fast okay I'm I'm taking it off point defense so I should be able to why are they so quick I don't know I'm going in also oh I know why they're so quick is because we played the last combat at two at half speed that's why they feel so quick yeah this one I'm yanking it has because it has the missile thing still intact I want it does it actually missiles all right that's worth it yeah okay to be fair Sam the range of missiles was nuts I think whatever war is doing a mining Mission like that you may also just transfer Porter over to him I mean I'm gonna find a control pool to myself as well I still want this all of it it's my crewman I'm not [ __ ] giving him my [ __ ] I'm so sorry War doesn't see this because he's AFK right now but Porter is currently mating with the back of his ship I need to give poet a [ __ ] like reverse Thruster this is killing me and then bad dog bad dog bad dog uh seeing as how I don't want to go through the name of naming like people after chat um I uh I gave a I gave the missile boat a respectable name I like this like the way it moves that's pretty cool oh [ __ ] uh there's a pirate attacking Porter okay uh Sam I'm gonna have to go back and help him because the station doesn't have defenses I'm actually gonna hide him inside of the station as best I can pray that he goes past [ __ ] pray he's not going past he's attacking I'm getting him out of here [ __ ] this sucks this sucks oh my God why does the station not have defenses oh that was a big well that [ __ ] sucks God why does the station not have defenses that blows I lost four crew members as well yeah for me but I'm coming in as quick as I can yeah I'm pushing in oh that's cool Shields are strong as [ __ ] oh my God yeah they sure are yeah okay why is that still firing okay dump he's trying to kill the [ __ ] bro chill he actually is trying to kill them oh he is I mean it actually was shooting at them no okay that's [ __ ] up oh God hey there's there's the remains order oh God [Laughter] next time somebody rocks up let me just let him blow up the station yeah okay so I now have two Shield generators there the capacitors there reactors there I think we're all good and happy the Pegasus develops I'm a big fan of it before really enjoy how this is like we're slowly just developing more like [ __ ] onto our ships yeah I'm gonna go I think that thing up there is a station so I'm gonna go take it on shoes with chat and his missiles oh you're welcome you're welcome yes all right missiles away ignore the shot my ship drifted past it got with him oh wow wow oh my God what happened that it just doesn't look the missiles are good the missiles are very good the missiles are very good this should be easy oh he's got missiles though careful have you got Point defense okay fair enough good night oh the the missiles don't go through a shield though they're all just hitting the show no well they're not that someone hit his armor but it's fine I've now got Point defense here so I'm just shooting them as he launches them yeah he totally has an art he totally I'm trying I'm trying I'm doing right now there we go nice missile so it needs a cockpit but it has a reactor it has a it has a hyperdra I might take it yeah I might actually grab it it's got a missing yeah Sentinel has managed to slam his face into the station in such a way that he actually can't move he's now turning the entire station Sentinel what the [ __ ] okay Sentinel please leave the station a lot oh for [ __ ] sake okay here we go here we go he's getting out he's getting out there we go when you refund something you get everything oh [ __ ] contact I'm going after it Joshua Chapman has got this yeah oh my God doesn't he he looks cool finally made him part of the fleet yeah I made him part of the fleet I gave him a refurbish and I made him look better uh I think chat Mart's gonna start launching rocket soon okay get ready they might not be fighting each other or they might actually be but and oh yeah he's running [ __ ] is that okay which is right on the glimmer okay they're actually rank one they're gonna be really easy okay I'm going after the Thrasher okay the Haywire is now out of commission I take his gun now good good Mission good that's just the Thrasher hold on I'm targeting his oh his cockpit's done he's dead nice holy [ __ ] damn we missed them we walked away with big profit on that one holy [ __ ] the station assembles it moves once more station me the mining station class steel leader what dear God you have so many engines this is ludicrous holy [ __ ] oh oh my God you just ate a chunk oh that actually looks way more impressive that looks so much more impressive oh my God I mean apart from mining there's really not much else to do here so I'm probably gonna no you may have to get my money together I'm gonna whack a hyperdrive on my main ship so that we can at least get to the next sector unless do we want to try and like recce that pirate base to the left side the one that should be easier you wanna try that the one that's near dentro the one that's near Centro yeah yeah yeah should be too bad with all of us let me just make sure that my one chip is full on Missile Parts because I'm definitely gonna want that full nuclear missile s I'm buying them nukes I'm buying nukes oh yeah but that's just a [ __ ] giant nuke oh my God I'm gonna make Joshua chadmar hold fire on uh on the nuke because I know what I'm trying to Nuke a [ __ ] ship when we have a station to fight I think that is a decent idea yes go go go okay it's a Candlewood all right whoa what is that that's new I'm launching a missile shut up shut up and dead there you go strafing backwards okay I'm going for him targeting good all right he's [ __ ] yeah there's no way he gets out of this one alive nice all right I'm hitting with missiles if everyone might be showing up and visual in a second too yup yup yup he was a ship a fervent spark I'm going for the fervent spark I've got Sentinel is on the Cyrus I'm gonna hit him with my side guns as I go boss [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm hitting two Targets this is multi-target drifting multi-target drifting oh yeah we're [ __ ] a performance spark that was awesome right come on God he's still launching missiles even now oh my God dude all right I think I think now we might be down to just platforms so yeah if you creep your Vis forwards hopefully we can knock the stations out and then we can just send in otsa's nuke on the base because I want to see a nuke bad that'd be so cool I asked what I'd feel and he did oh my god wow the base is hit you oh wow oh my God that base is insane yes yes oh my God I hope you didn't lose anything oh my you need to keep what the [ __ ] hey kindling that kindling getting close enough [Applause] he's going in hard he is he was rolling deep I'm [ __ ] if there's ever a time to do what we wanted to do it'd be now I'm spotting I'm spotting it I'm not getting close to engage though oh my God he's taking it let's do this out he's [ __ ] up on his friend oh my God launch the nuke if you can oh get out get out get out get out get out run run anyways no no oh oh my God kindling I don't I don't see where the nuke went off oh it actually hit about half of it yeah look at all the [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah oh hang on the missiles have just started launching misses away and it hit a place with no Shield oh okay you know what what if I I'm gonna swap my ammo from nuke to missile I'm gonna join we're gonna we can both launch volleys at this okay well this is gonna be an actual use we need you to go get some iron and sulfur because I can produce missiles while we do this yeah look alive boys look alive um one million lives one Million Lives we're supporting you brother oh my God yes the missiles are impact we're supporting you oh my God yeah yeah we're ready to get that cargo bay right there I'm getting that cargo bay yeah this ought to be a big enough asteroid what's he doing oh my God holy [ __ ] all hands get the Salvage stations we're in Siege mode I'm just gonna start placing him out the side that's exactly what I was thinking yeah God this is so [ __ ] cool this is amazing I love just like these I think it's the funniest thing is they're just explosive canisters you're throwing out of the ship we're flying over and grabbing no one can decide of any safer way to do this dude space OSHA is gonna be so [ __ ] annoying okay he is shooting my shield but that's fine is it just with one laser it's just with one laser so he won't get through we can we can see his shield generator from here so if we hit that yes we can there we go missiles out I'm getting a little closer so we can see some more yeah go for the laser good hit one that's good that's a laser down laser down really oh [ __ ] all right I'm gonna cry forwards hold on it's damaged I hit it good [ __ ] [ __ ] no all right now we go for the next one oh Jesus oh oh I can manual fire those yes don't left click no click is the right option here I can just line this up and fire it from farther than I should be able to Nuke away nice oh that's huge oh my God buddy hold on hold on don't be greedy oh all right I'm going in specifically no more nuke so I took out the cockpit that's what I was aiming for yeah look at all the guys getting out of it look at all the guys leaving oh my God okay that was an intense battle holy [ __ ] uh but we get to wait hold on [Music] I could just take the base that's absurd there's a lot of ion beams here you could be using iron beams there's Shield generators otherwise what I'm gonna do is just dismantle it because if we do it yeah I say we dismantle it hey destroy pirate base guys guess what [Music] holy [ __ ] yeah there's enough of those that making just straight up Siege like ships is probably viable I think if we wanted to expand that for next time genuinely just strap like two more missile launches onto the back of Joshua and we could have punched the shields on our own Expendable guys pulling up 50 stairs well what maybe the next system maybe it's made out of uranium is it new out of defe is that the next one yes that's what I'm headed to right now Mike that would be fair guys yeah look at the relay oh goodness gracious terrifying here we go all right you do have to be rather close okay yeah okay so ready wait for it and engage [Music]

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Length: 22min 34sec (1354 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 06 2022