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this is<font color="#CCCCCC"> bill I'm here at Highland</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Hill</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">farm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and we saw</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> neighbor problems</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let me</font> tell you about one<font color="#CCCCCC"> of the stories that</font> we have about<font color="#CCCCCC"> a neighbor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> problem and how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we solved it and you're not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> believe<font color="#E5E5E5"> this but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I am NOT</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a fiction</font> teller<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm telling you a real true story</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about neighbors that don't like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> each</font> other<font color="#E5E5E5"> here's what happened</font> a guy shows up<font color="#E5E5E5"> in our</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yard and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he says I</font> need<font color="#E5E5E5"> some big hemlock</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I said okay we</font> haven't I<font color="#CCCCCC"> take him out my show of some</font> in the field<font color="#E5E5E5"> and he he likes him and he</font> tags and he says he<font color="#CCCCCC"> wants big 10 to</font> 12-foot hemlock<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said how many</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one I'm going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tag</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ten I said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay he</font> says how<font color="#E5E5E5"> much how they are are they</font> installed I said<font color="#CCCCCC"> $600</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> apiece</font> he says that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> fine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he says but they</font> don't have to live<font color="#E5E5E5"> I said what do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mean they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't have to live and he says</font> well the<font color="#E5E5E5"> world's going to end in 2012</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they just have to live a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> couple of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">months so I think well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay we deal with</font> all kinds<font color="#CCCCCC"> of people I can I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could live</font> with that he said he needed a tree for<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a shady</font> location<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay I can deal with that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hemlocks are good in shade</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I arranged</font> how the trees dug he pays me $6,000 in cash green money<font color="#CCCCCC"> whoops it out of his</font> pocket<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think life doesn't get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> much</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">better so I tell my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> son</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay Saturday</font> you're going to go down<font color="#CCCCCC"> to this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> road</font> down in the other end of<font color="#E5E5E5"> doylestown and</font> you're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to plant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 10 M blocks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">guy</font> so my boys<font color="#CCCCCC"> dig the trees and they put on</font> the truck<font color="#E5E5E5"> and on Saturday morning they</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">take down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they start to plant</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I get this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">frantic call from my son</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jamie who he</font> likes everything<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be perfect</font> he calls me up<font color="#E5E5E5"> he says</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pop</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this guy's</font> nuts<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said don't worry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> plant the trees he says no you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> who</font> said this<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy's nuts he's putting a blue</font> tarp<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the trees it's gonna kill him I</font> said Jamie then I'll have<font color="#CCCCCC"> to laughs they don't have</font> to last<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> end of 2012 because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> claims the rules going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to add so don't</font> worry about<font color="#CCCCCC"> now pop you don't understand</font> these trees are he's going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to kill him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're going to have a problem he'll be</font> back you're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to see you know you're</font> going<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away I don't want any part</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> it I don't even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want to do the rest</font> of the job<font color="#E5E5E5"> just plant the trees Jamie</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">well he did plant the trees the guy</font> liked him next Saturday morning the guy shows back up<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think Oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> houston we have a problem</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the guy comes in the yard and he says I</font> want to buy<font color="#E5E5E5"> ten</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more trees I said no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">problem</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I hand him the tagging tape I</font> send him<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the field</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to begin to</font> tag the trees<font color="#E5E5E5"> five minutes later he's</font> walking<font color="#E5E5E5"> out to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the field</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> another car</font> pulls<font color="#CCCCCC"> him the guy hops out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the car</font> I'm going<font color="#CCCCCC"> to sue you and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I said what for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you planted trees on my property</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I said</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">who you are where your property is he</font> tells me he lives<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the other side of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Doyle's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doubting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh you know is probably</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that thinks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the world's going to</font> end<font color="#E5E5E5"> in 2012</font> well not<font color="#E5E5E5"> probably I said does do you</font> live on such-and-such a road he says yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I said well you know a</font> guy's out in the field right now<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> one that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> told me to plant the trees</font> there I sent my<font color="#E5E5E5"> boys down to do it and he says</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> my pervert Kenneth</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he didn't have</font> right to<font color="#CCCCCC"> put</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those trees there you're</font> going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to take those goddamn trees out</font> you're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to remove I said no whoa</font> whoa whoa whoa I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> taking those</font> trees out because I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not going back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your property</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he told me it was his</font> property<font color="#E5E5E5"> how was I supposed to know I'm</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> a land surveyor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he said you're going</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to take those damn trees out and you're</font> going to get<font color="#E5E5E5"> them out or else</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you to course a willow willow I said</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">listen your tenants nuts</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know that he</font> says the<font color="#E5E5E5"> world's going to end</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in 2012</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah he says all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that all the time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> said<font color="#E5E5E5"> why don't you just rent him goes</font> that space<font color="#CCCCCC"> for the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ten trees until</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> end of 2012<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I'll see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if I can't</font> charge<font color="#CCCCCC"> him a little bit for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> having the</font> trees there and give you the money <font color="#E5E5E5">because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or the other he's going</font> to pay to either remove<font color="#E5E5E5"> the trees or pay</font> you to have the trees there<font color="#E5E5E5"> the landlord</font> says sooner that<font color="#E5E5E5"> sounds good so I I said</font> well I'll see<font color="#CCCCCC"> what I can do so I go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> this pervert I say to the pervert</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> said listen<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your landlords out</font> there he's bad he wants me to remove those trees if<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> move those trees it's going to cost you <font color="#E5E5E5">a thousand dollars</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this novice</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do the</font> labor<font color="#E5E5E5"> of moving them out taking them</font> someplace else<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said why don't you</font> offer him<font color="#CCCCCC"> a thousand bucks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and see if</font> he'll<font color="#CCCCCC"> let you have the trees there to</font> the end of 2012 <font color="#CCCCCC">will the pervert get some thinking about</font> it he says yeah that<font color="#E5E5E5"> sounds</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a good</font> idea<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said to it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well why don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> why</font> don't you why<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't we do it this way</font> watch our from a thousand bucks<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">those trees there to the end of 2012</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> then if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> get landlord goes for that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'll tell them but you'll give them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">$2,000 if you have ten the pervert says</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> great that's great so to prove it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">has me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 2,000 bucks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it says go make the</font> deal<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> walk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> back over to the landlord</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said mr. landlord this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guy's is</font> done I said<font color="#CCCCCC"> but he does it he wants</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> he wants<font color="#CCCCCC"> those trees in their bed and</font> he'd<font color="#E5E5E5"> really like to have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ten more would</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you allow him to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have ten</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more trees on</font> the property<font color="#CCCCCC"> if he gave you $2,000 in</font> cash your landlord says you<font color="#E5E5E5"> really mean</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">$2,000 in cash</font> I said yeah $2,000 cash<font color="#E5E5E5"> green money okay</font> cash green money and he<font color="#CCCCCC"> can have those</font> he says okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> so my hand</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> landlord $2,000</font> in cash green money<font color="#E5E5E5"> the landlord is</font> tickled to death<font color="#CCCCCC"> I go back to the</font> pervert I said okay we're on he hands me another<font color="#CCCCCC"> six thousand dollars and says</font> bring the trees on so we did<font color="#E5E5E5"> now as</font> they're both<font color="#E5E5E5"> leaving the yard</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">post mad at each</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> other but they both</font> come to me and<font color="#E5E5E5"> they say next time we're</font> going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a problem</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're coming</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> you so if you have a problem<font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> neighbor<font color="#CCCCCC"> you want to come to Highland Oh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">farm because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we've seen it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all and we</font> can<font color="#CCCCCC"> help</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you with your neighbor problems</font> our trees such<font color="#E5E5E5"> as this Norway spruce</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">white pine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with green giant our</font> providers<font color="#E5E5E5"> we have fast growing trees to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">help you block out and get rid of that</font> neighbor<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you never want to see</font> again in your life<font color="#E5E5E5"> and if your neighbor</font> uses pink on a fence<font color="#E5E5E5"> to give our code</font> pink<font color="#E5E5E5"> fence</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we have that defense for the</font> competing fence<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's called the</font> Green Giant<font color="#CCCCCC"> arbor vitae so come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> Highland<font color="#E5E5E5"> Hill</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> farm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on route 313 in</font> Felton<font color="#CCCCCC"> LPA we know how to take care of</font> your neighbor
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Length: 6min 29sec (389 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 31 2014
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