Deadpool's Story Til He Dies (Daniel Way)- Full Story From Comicstorian

Deadpool is a fan favorite character and one of my favorite runs of Deadpool is the Daniel way run of Deadpool which we covered over on our other channel so today I'm going to bring you the full Daniel way run of [Applause] Deadpool off the shores of San Francisco a Pirate Ship Sails through the waves with everyone's favorite MC with a mouth Deadpool but as Deadpool sits on the deck he takes a knife stabbing himself in the leg letting the blood drain into a bucket he takes that bucket pouring it into the waters asking a himself is he just bored does he need a hobby no what's really boring is immortality he jumps off the side of the boat into the shark infested waters and he waits maybe he does all of this because he wants attention What If instead of getting paid in cash he got paid in attention the shark begins to swim up and before he can even bite down Deadpool takes out a gun firing it a few moments later he puts the bullet riddled shark onto the deck and he puts his mask back on and he says I hope they like sushi sitting on the table on the deck is death she says that she believes Sushi actually means with rice there is one place that she used to go to in San Francisco called but Wade stops her asking takeaki I used to go there too wait a crap you're not real are you death tells him no not to him and just like that she Fades away Deadpool lays down looking at the sun thinking that maybe he'll just sit here and wait for the sun to cook his flesh into jerky and watch helplessly as the seagulls pick at him but then he hears a voice the shark says wow that's real original seeing as how that was his plan he should probably go get his own Deadpool yells that he is totally original everything he does his original and the shark tells him no what he is is alone all of those friends that he thinks he has weasel blind Al what's his face the bird Deadpool says that he completely accepts the fact that he is different from everyone else and the shark tells him that that is actually the problem he puts up this front about being different from everyone when in fact he never shows anyone the real him all of those Heroes that he fought with was it that they didn't accept him or that he didn't accept them Deadpool says all right I'm done when you're getting A Life Lesson from a dead fish it's definitely time to re-evaluate things but where do I start the shark tells him first he starts by getting on that big boat over there and Deadpool asks what big boat he looks back and he sees a giant cruise ship passing by and he says oh a short while later Deadpool is brought aboard the cruise ship and the medical staff quickly hooks him up to life support the captain asks how is he doing and the doctor says surprisingly nor his skin is damaged from the Sun but his vitals are better than they should be the captain then asks did he have any sort of identification on him and the doctor tells him no all he had was this and they pull out Deadpool's mask the captain sigh stating this guy is probably the most wanted and most hated man on the planet call the Coast Guard get this traitorous piece of crap off my boat a few moments later Deadpool is thrown off of the boat and back into the water he swims back up and he looks out asking if San Francisco is over there if he can fit in anywhere it's got to be San Francisco the next day Deadpool puts on his roller blades his short shorts and his crop top setting out for a day on the town however it doesn't take long for Deadpool's fantastic day to be ruined by a group of kids making fun of the way that he's dressed he stops for a moment thinking that he should just kill them no yes no he could just break their arms but as Deadpool starts to skate over to break their arms he begins to lose his balance he wobbles over reaching out his hand and suddenly he receives a high five the couple on the mop head shout that he is beautiful don't let anyone try to convince him otherwise lies and the couple rides off Deadpool asks I'm beautiful yeah I am beautiful I should go celebrate this beauty with some alcohol so he heads to the first bar that he sees the fleet Tavern which happens to be a Navy bar everyone inside stares at Deadpool and Deadpool asks is it just hot here or is it me a few moments later he's sitting at the bar stating great here I am trying to turn over a new leaf and in the 6 hours that I've been here I've just created more of a mess maybe I should just give up trying to fit in but then that's when Deadpool hears it his one chance to fit in in on the TV the news plays a video from Cyclops stating how they reject Norman Osborne's views on mutants they've been pushed prosecuted persecuted and punished for who they are that is why they are building a Utopia for mutants on an island off of the coast of San Francisco Deadpool jumps up from his stool stating that's it I'm going to join the X-Men the next night at Utopia Deadpool asks so what do you say and cyclops tells him no as a matter of fact hell no later that night Wolverine says you know it's messed up turning Deadpool away like that Cyclops asks what do you think I should have done let him stay here and Wolverine tells him of course not he's way too volatile to be in a contained environment but by the same token isn't he too volatile to not be contained one of the girls there then asks what's so bad about that guy anyway and as Cyclops and wolverine look at each other they both look back and say everything she then says well a lot of people could say that about Wolverine right isn't that why we're all here the next day Deadpool heads out into the streets to try and figure out what to do next when he runs into into a public announcement going on at the courthouse the man speaking is Ellis concade a man who's been trying to fight with the courts forever to try and have his daughter returned home from the X-Men he tells everyone that he's not anti-mutant but he's Pro parental rights his daughter is a minor and she's been transferred to a school on some sort of military compound so that is why he's calling on the help of anyone who can hear his words and do anything back on Utopia Cyclops is watching the interview asking what do we know on this guy and progy tells him that his name is Ellis concade from Portland Oregon he's divorced was in a kind of a slump a few years ago but it all changed when he hit the jackpot and all of his assets were bought out by United Holdings Limited a distinct subsidiary of oorp Cyclops says right so he's a Norman's pocket no wonder he's getting national news coverage so easily but who's his daughter just then Mercury comes in shouting oh my God this is so embarrassing just turn it off Cyclops turns off the news and Mercury says I am so sorry about this and cyclops tells her no I should be the one who's sorry Mercury then stops for a moment and says oh God are you going to make me leave Utopia and cyclop says no of course not you can leave if you choose you but we are not forcing you to stay we want you to feel safe here this may look bad for us but once they speak with Archangel we'll have our legal team sort this whole thing out Mercury says thank you and pry escorts her out and once she leaves Cyclops size so about Deadpool a short while later Domino asks you want me to be his chaperon Cyclops tells her that they need someone to keep an eye on Deadpool and Domino and Deadpool have a history together with Domino shouting yeah bad history Deadpool who just so happens to be sitting on a roof debating who he's going to shoot because he's bored looks down the scope with a voice asking him do you see anything you like or maybe you're looking for someone hey Domino then stands there staring at Deadpool who in his own way is completely ignoring her Domino says look jerk I didn't come all this way to be ignored I came here to offer you a spot on the X-Men Deadpool spins back with his gun telling her no you're not you came here to kill me that nerd you work for knows that I'm too much of a loose end to leave me hanging isn't that right now if you want to live and walk away from this just back up a few steps Domino starts to walk backwards asking how is this supposed to but before she could finish she falls through a window down into a building into a pool of Pancakes and Deadpool then asks act me never I keep it real after helping Domino out her and Deadpool sit down to eat the band cakes and Domino asks why not just kill her Deadpool tells her well if Cyclops really wanted to whack me he would have sent a backup crew the minute you went down so down to business I will join the X-Men on one condition that is that I wear my very own X-Men suit with my name on the back after putting on his suit Deadpool asks so what now does Cyclops want to see my moves and Domino says says uh yeah maybe while they talk Deadpool notices the TV is on and a few new pieces on Ellis concat are up and he asks who's that guy anyway Domino says that's Ellis and cyclops is already dealing with him it's just a legal thing it'll blow over in a few weeks Deadpool says oh it's going to blow over sooner than that I'm totally going to waste that guy and by waste I mean assassinate problem solved but a short while later Deadpool heads down to the news station where Ellis is speaking out Cyclops who is watching the televised interview hears a voice shouting this is what happen happens when you mess with my peoples Cyclops says oh no and Deadpool steps into the camera asking is this thing on hey Cyclops all your worries are going to be over in a minute buddy Deadpool then begins to shoot out the cameras but before the feed can cut there's one man watching and smiling and that man is Norman osbor Deadpool points his gun at Ellis and he asks do you want it from the back but before he can pull the trigger there's a snap and a set of Lights comes crashing down to the Deadpool and across the street Domino stands there with a Smoking Gun as Deadpool begins to pull himself out from underneath the lights he asks how am I supposed to get out of this now and Domino tells him by following her quickly Deadpool jumps down yelling hey Domino did you see me on TV how did I look wait were you looking for me Domino says well she missed him and they should probably go back to her hotel and grab a drink Deadpool begins to tell himself please do not let this be a hallucination and 18 minutes later in Domino's room Deadpool takes another drink and as he brings the glass down he says something tastes off did you put ruies in this 50 minutes later over in Utopia Domino tells everyone okay I got Deadpool under control but please don't ask how Cyclops then says good now if you could all excuse me for a moment I need to speak with Wolverine privately everyone begins to leave and as Domino does she stops and waits by the door Cyclops Whispers to Wolverine that he needs Deadpool out of the picture permanently a short while later back at Domino's hotel room Wolverine pops the lock to the door and he starts to sniff the air and he says Ah hell how long has he be gone Domino tells him long enough to get away hopefully she h heard what him and cyclops were talking about there's no way she's going to let them Slaughter Deadpool uin says I didn't come here to slaughter him if you're talking about out of the picture we were going to bring him on a special mission to China which is out of the picture Domino says wait you weren't going to kill him and Wolverine tells her nope but now we may not have any other choice thanks to you so if you have any information as to where he's gone now's the time to talk a short while earlier while Deadpool was tied to Domino's bed he says cow scare the ever living hell out of me she begins to to cut the robes asking what does that have to do with anything and Deadpool asks what are you scared of I'm not leaving it to you tell me she pauses for a moment and then says chickens Deadpool asks chickens I'm scared of those too why are you so afraid of them she says well because you know it's none of your damn business she pushes Deadpool out the window a little while later proy contacts Wolverine telling him that they spotted Ellis on one of the security cameras at the Powell Street Station it looks like Norman sent some bodyguards as well Wolverine and Domino sneak down into the sewers to try and catch Ellis off guard but as Wolverine takes the vent cover off Domino asks so what's the plan exactly Wolverine says that he has set it up so that the power will blow at about 5 minutes during the confusion they're going to go in and extract Ellis Domino is the first to crawl in but as she does she starts to slow down Wolverine bumps into her butt asking what the hell you stuck or something and Domino says that she can't move forward there's a and then a rooster begins to cluck shortly after that the power grid Goes Down And as one of the trains comes to a screeching halt top of the train is Deadpool telling himself I got lots of work to be done within seconds the train platform becomes a war zone as Deadpool begins to shoot up the area Alis his bodyguards ask what they're supposed to do now they don't even have guns and Ellis asks what you don't even have guns somebody get them guns one of the bodyguards makes a call back to HQ asking so what are they supposed to do in a situation like this the woman who picked up the phone tells The Bodyguard one moment while she transfers him to Mr Osborne Osborne answers and asks where's Ellis and The Bodyguard says well he's right here but we're in the middle of Norman Cuts him off stating take him to the street level he needs to be out in the open the body guard says uh are you sure about that and Norman tells him yeah now do it up on the streets the news channels begin to gather around to cover the recent power outage and as Cyclops watches he already knows what Norman's plan is Norman is planning a killing Ellis while the X-Men are chasing after him so that he can ruin the X-Men's reputation while he's still in the shadows back down in the vents Wolverine cuts through the ceiling and as him and domino fall out she asks you're not going to and Wolverine says tell them that we are stopped by a chicken not a chance this one's going to the Grave we need to move out back on the streets Deadpool heads up onto the roof of a nearby building and gets ready to take Ellis out but in another building one of Norman snipers also gets ready to shoot the snipers begin to fire downward and just as Deadpool gets ready to shoot Ellis shouts wait I lied I lied about everything but as Deadpool begins to pull the trigger Wolverine runs in tackling Ellis to the ground and then Wolverine looks back and he looks up at Deadpool who isn't even aiming in their Direction and he asks just where were you oh Ellis begins to latch onto Wolverine's leg telling him thank you thank you thank you and Wolverine tells him just get Ellis then yells it was all Norman Osborne he made me say those things you need to tell the public Wolverine looks at him and says your days of public speaking are over up on the building Deadpool lowers his rifle and he says that there's only one thing left to do Domino asks surrender please Deadpool says after all of this do you really think that they're going to accept my surrender and cyclop says yes yes we will we can also do it another way down below of Porter and her cameraman tried to watch what's going on and Wolverine tells the cameraman that if you want some exclusive footage come with him Ellis here is going to stay and have an interview and he's going to tell her everything back up top Cyclops fires an optic blast and Deadpool rolls out of the way sitting come on you're not even trying Domino and serge begin to focus their fires guiding Deadpool right into colossus's path but after being punched in the face Deadpool tells Colossus he been pretty fast for a but before he can finish Colossus picks him up and Deadpool does the only thing that he thinks he can do and that's head but Colossus Colossus then asks what are you doing and Deadpool takes off his mask laughing and he spits up all his own blood on the Colossus while the two of them fight Wolverine and the camera watch and Wolverine says told you just then as Deadpool Dodges more attacks he rolls grabbing his gun and as he gets back up he points the barrel of the gun right at cyclops's head and Deadpool Telles him come on admit it I got some moves Cyclops doesn't say anything a Deadpool yells at him why did you have to do me like that I was the best thing that ever happened to the X-Men cyclops grinds his teeth telling him you are not now or will you ever be an X-Men Deadpool that asks but what about my costume and cyclops turns hitting him in the chest with another optic blast uine turns back to the cameraman asking did you get all of that and the cameraman tells him yeah but the battery died Wolverine turns back to Deadpool and asks are you done now and Deadpool tells him yeah he's done Cyclops gets ready to hit Deadpool again but he stops and asks wait just what the hell happened and Wolverine tells him we got set up Deadpool planned all of this Cyclops asks why and Wolverine says because Deadpool wanted the X-Men to look good and it worked we're heroes again Deadpool coughs up asking how does it feel seriously how does how does it feel to be a Hero 2 hours later on a bus Cyclops says that he doesn't know what to say and Deadpool says no thanks are necessary Cyclops Cuts him off stating other than get the hell out of here and don't come back Deadpool tells him that's pretty harsh well I was leaving anyway plus you know what to say but you just won't say it he gets in the bus heading to New York and cyclops quietly says you got some moves Deadpool and Deadpool opens up the window shouting I heard [Music] that it was just like any other day for Peter Parker as he gets off a train getting ready for work as he steps off the train a family visiting New York stops him asking if he could take a picture of them does them of course give him a moment to set the focus but before he has a chance to take the picture the camera is snatched out of his hands by someone Deadpool took the camera and tells the family all right on the count of three say Deadpool is the greatest of all time the wife asks what and Deadpool snaps a picture tossing the camera back telling her because it's true duh dude try to take that picture don't quit your day job as Deadpool walks up the streets he says all right now I need to find Spider-Man and get his attention how am I going to do that later that night Peter goes out on patrol and stops by Mr Chang's Deli to pick up some milk as he waits to pay he starts to notice things are quiet like a little too quiet he makes his way towards the back kicking open the door and that's when he finds Mr Chen dead along with several other bodies that have been shot he quickly takes off his costume and calls the police to tell him what he found and while one of the other officers asks him if he saw anyone suspicious he could only think of one thing a short while later on top a nearby building Deadpool burp stating ah sorry I couldn't help myself and Spider-Man swings down asking you couldn't help yourself you're sicker than I thought Deadpool shouts Spidey what up baby boy haven't seen you since Amazing Spider-Man 611 out of curiosity how sick did you think I was without saying a word Spider-Man begins punching and kicking Deadpool with ins seconds Deadpool then shouts holy crap he's fast just then Deadpool's thrown from the building and lands onto the streets on his head Spider-Man jumps down stating that man had seven kids he kept a photo of his late wife in the store and moved it around all day so that she would always be in the sunlight Deadpool then leans up asking what are you talking about and Spider-Man punches him again shouting Mr Chang the man you killed last night tell me why Deadpool thinks to himself did I kill Mr Chang and then he says all I wanted to do is get Spider-Man's attention sper man gets ready to hit Deadpool again and just before he does he lets out a loud burp and Spider-Man drops him stating I can't do this this is disgusting Deadpool tells him I'm sorry I might be a little sick after all the hot dogs I ate and then it lets out a loud fart a short while later Spider-Man webs Deadpool up asking why why didn't you fight back and Deadpool tells him because I wanted to check out your moves you know so I could be more like you Spiderman tells him yeah right for your information I don't kill innocent shopkeepers Deadpool yells I didn't kill that guy betterman brushes them off telling him yeah whatever save it for the cops and Deadpool shouts come on what time was the guy killed because I might have an alibi just check the paper Spider-Man calls into Robby to follow up on Deadpool's claims and Robbie at the paper tells him yeah some weird dude with a scarred face was here about 7:00 he wanted to run an ad on the front page said he'd pay a million dollars just another Nut Job wanting to meet Spider-Man Spider-Man hangs up the phone and Deadpool tells him it's okay you can apologize to me after you get me down I will wait Spiderman lets him down and tells him to leave New York now and Deadpool tells him hang on was the hit on Mr Chang a pro hit Spider-Man doesn't respond and Deadpool goes on stating I'll take that as a yes maybe you could help me fill in the blanks you know I have a unique perspective on these kinds of things Deadpool holds out his hand to shake but after a moment Spider-Man shakes his hand telling him fine but no killing a short while later Spider-Man brings Deadpool to the scene of the crime and as Deadpool looks around he says that these angles are Bonkers whoever did this must have been jumping around like a monkey like hit monkey in case you didn't get it hit monkey is a hit man who's a monkey Spider-Man stares at Deadpool and Deadpool tells him you don't believe me huh and Spider-Man yells of course not Deadpool tells him look sorry to say this but Mr Chang must have had some blood on his hands the monkey Only Hits hitters must have been someone big for him to get involved Spider-Man starts to walk out stating that this makes no sense he's leaving and deadle tells him wait it's true no one has ever seen hit Mony but everyone in my line of work knows about hit monkey he's a legend and he's right here in New York Deadpool then says okay we won't be able to just find hit monkey we're going to have to bait him out who do we know that is a high-profile gun for hire here in New York and Spider-Man tells him you meanwhile across town a detective arrives at the scene of a murder begins to go over the evidence when another officer says that they have a witness the detective says fine he'll go talk to them now just give him a few moments alone as the detective walks out the officer questions the witness stating that he will leave him out of it and leaves once the two men are alone the detective asks where's the gun the witness lifts his shirt stating that it's right here so this makes us even right the detective says yeah yeah just make sure to make that statement just as I said and that girl girl causing problems she won't be making any statements ever just don't go around talking to anyone about anything guy in there started to run his mouth and well you see how that worked out for him right just then the sound of a silenced gun can be heard it's like aop and the hitman's face is suddenly splashed with blood he shouts hey wait why do you look so sad the gun fires two more times and hit monkey looks at the crooked cop in the Hitman and says eek the next morning Spider-Man jumps down into a warehouse calling for Deadpool to come out but as he lands his Spider Sense goes off Spider-Man then asks if he's pointing a G on him and Deadpool says yeah two of them now prove you're not a monkey Spider-Man then asks is it talking enough and Deadpool tells him nope wait what are you doing Spider-Man Wiggles his thumb stating I'm showing my thumbs monkeys don't have thumbs Deadpool finally steps out wearing a maid's outfit stating I knew that so what's up Spider-Man says well last night a crooked cop was shot and Wade shouts it wasn't me and Spider-Man tells him I know I was following you last night however the strange thing is that at the scene of the crime there was a bloody paw print Deadpool yells see validation it was hit monkey what do you want to do now Spider-Man tells him well that's why I came here to ask you that since you know he's after you Deadpool shouts save me Spider-Man and Spider-Man tells him that this is unbelievable and Deadpool asks is it the dress he then says okay we need to set a trap now how would we get hit monkey to find us just then Spider-Man spidey sense goes off and he says by following him seconds later hit monkey jumps through the window shooting at Deadpool and Deadpool shouts ouch as the two fall back in the ground Spider-Man asks how bad is it and Deadpool says that he'll be healed up in about 20 minutes Spider-Man then pauses for a moment and then says wait hit monkey can't really kill you right well yeah but getting shot hurts Spiderman that asks why don't we just let hit monkey assume you're dead Deadpool tells him even if we do that it still doesn't solve the problem that hit monkey is still out there Spider-Man then says okay okay I got an idea and a few seconds later he tells hit monkey all right Deadpool's all yours hit monkey looks at Spider-Man for a moment and then he turns back unloading his clips into Deadpool the two then go out for a day in the town taking nice pictures and generally having a good nice day Deadpool yells H with that plan he points his gun at Spider-Man the two begin to struggle and hit monkey jumps back in shooting and ends up hitting Spider-Man and Deadpool tells him told you getting shot hurts as the two fall off the supports Spider-Man swings in grabbing Deadpool before he can hit the ground and then he ends up throwing the two of them into a pile of boxes Deadpool jumps back up telling him ha nice rescue jerk now it's time for me to leave and Deadpool runs Spider-Man gets back up but he sees hit monkey staring at him just then hit monkey drops his guns and begins to look at Peter wound but before he could fully check it out Deadpool then Springs back up from behind shouting take a stinking paws off me Spider-Man tries to tell Deadpool the wa but before he can hit monkey jumps back picking up his guns with his feet and he begins to open fire on Deadpool a short while later back at Peter's apartment Peter gets patched up and changes into a new costume Deadpool asks don't you have like a spider cave or something Spider-Man yells no don't get comfortable we're just here to change clothes and get back out there Deadpool says well hit monkey's probably long gone by now which is good for New York unless he decides to come back the strangest part though is that hit monkey didn't kill me and Spider-Man shouts I was shot and Deadpool tells him well you know not on purpose Spider-Man then says yeah well it did seem like an accident and you looked so sad like you regretted what you did Deadpool then heads to the bathroom and says since we're Partners now I should warn you about what's going to happen next Spider-Man then yells just open the window and whatever you're going to do in there don't tell me Deadpool closes the door and begins to grunt stating okay but don't say I didn't warn you after several minutes Spider-Man wait and then knocks on the door asking what's taking so long after not getting an answer he opens it to find the bathroom empty and his costume missing the next morning New Yorkers across the state read the headline Spider-Man dies while the news begins to travel Spider-Man figured the best way to get answers as to what was going on was to attend his own funeral Spider-Man then Waits and watches as the people arrive going on to pay their respects and among them is hit monkey that's when it clicks in Peter's head this is all Deadpool Peter shouts gun suddenly the crowd begins to panic and run for the exits one of the officers officers then asks how was there a gun brought through the metal detector and Deadpool jumps up from the casket with guns stating easy I didn't go through the metal detector Deadpool then tells the officers there he is arrest that monkey but instead of pointing their guns at hit monkey the officers Point their guns at Deadpool Deadpool asks why are you aing at me I'm the good guy it's the monkey you want one of the officers laughs telling him yeah right and just that hit monkey knocks the two officers out grabbing their guns before Deadpool can even shoot Spider-Man grabs him asking what the hell do you know how much damage you did by faking my death Deadpool tells him not really and Spider-Man pushes them down as hit monkey opens fire on them Spider-Man then says okay I'm going to draw hit monkeyy fire so that we can split up and you can have your guns back now Deadpool looks at his gun and sees the barrels all bent up Deadpool then yells well that's just great Deadpool gets out from behind cover and charges that hit monkey with his bent guns and just as hit monkey jumps up to shoot his guns are shot up with webbing Spider-Man then flings hit monkey into the wall and as he slides down Spider-Man says okay take it easy little fella no one's going to hurt you but after after a few moments Deadpool asks well aren't you going to web him up or something and Spider-Man tells me he's not sure it just seems so inhumane and Deadpool asks what are you a pet spokes person now that monkey is literally a killer after a few more moments Deadpool then looks at hit monkey stating you're right we're not so different Army we didn't ask for this we were born into this life maybe together we can change together how about it hit monkey stares at Deadpool and then jumps down chomping on his head and grabbing his gun Spider-Man tells hit monkey to wait and as hit monkey pulls the trigger on the bent Barrel gun at EXP explodes in his hand the explosion knocks Deadpool to the ground and just then morg officers begin to run and shouting holy Spider-Man's alive and Spider-Man says yeah but Deadpool isn't and the officer says who cares he's not a hero 4 hours later in the Riker's Island prison Deadpool says you know I'm just going to bust out of here right and Spider-Man jumps in telling him yeah how about I help you out a little Peter tells him that he needs to get out of New York and take that psychotic monkey with him Deadpool ask so hit monkey's body wasn't found Spider-Man says Nope now leave Deadpool then says it's kind of ironic right St loves you you so much you can get away with murder but they will never give me credit for so much as helping an old lady across the street Spider-Man tells him oh boohoo I'm a lonely misunderstood freaking nature no one loves me and Deadpool says wow it's pretty cruel I'm just trying to be a good guy Spider-Man then swings back out of the cell telling him no you want people to love you for being good it's not the same thing Deadpool size yeah it [Music] is and that's when this alloud cracka boom as Lightning St and Deadpool Stands Tall stating that there are two things that he really needs to say one that helmet dumb and Thor tells him is is a matter of opinion what pre tell is the second observation and Deadpool points at Thor's here stating you have girl hair pretty pretty girl hair you may think that you have some classic Nordic beauty or something but you're no better than me Thor holds out his hammer and shouts I am a God I wielded the M what are thou working with and that's when Thor hears Shing and Deadpool pulls out a sword that is nearly as big as him however in the real world where in a rural North Georgia Deadpool is sleeping on a bus he says time to give my Smite on suddenly the bus comes to a screeching halt and Deadpool is thrown into the seat in front of him and he asks what the hell the bus driver looks out the window and sees a group of men about to board the bus and tells everyone that he's sorry to inform them but he's pretty sure they're about to be robbed a few seconds later one of the robbers steps onto the bus shouting listen enough everyone you see my gun this makes it an official hold up the robber starts to walk down the aisle collecting the passenger's valuables when he notices that there's someone in the bathroom the robber knocks on the door and a few seconds later he's thrown back out of the bus and in front of a second robber Deadpool steps out stating ha sorry I took so long had to wash my hands hygiene is very important to me he then points at one of the trucks that stopped the bus and he tells the second dver to go get anyone else that's there so that he can do some multi smiting the second robber holds at his gun telling him I'm not not sure what that even means but I'm the one with the gun and Deadpool quickly disarms the man turning the gun on the robber telling him doing that was an honest mistake now if you could get the other guy out here the robber nervously steps back yelling hey lightning come on out then a large man steps out of the truck and as he walks towards Deadpool Deadpool asks who are you supposed to be the large man strapped with several car batteries tells him they gos me white lightning Deadpool stops and stares for a moment and then he falls to his knees laughing as he does a Vault of lightning strikes down on him and lightning asks ain't laughing now are you a short while later Deadpool begins to wake back up and as the passengers try to get a signal the bus driver shouts you're alive Deadpool thinks to himself you know it'd be nice if someone for once said thank God you're alive instead of well anyway the bus driver turns back asking did anyone else hear that and then the bus driver looks around and he finds a walkie-talkie The Voice from it then says got a call from some folks stranded out on the highway saying that they've been been robbed or something you out there Sheriff Dale the bus driver picks up the walkie-talkie asking where did this come from and Deadpool tells him the cops dropped it you know the ones that robbed us now go get my bag the bus driver says that he's not so sure they don't seem like they were cops and Deadpool tells him get my bag the bus driver hurries over to underneath the storage and he asks which one is his and Deadpool says the one with all the guns in it the next morning Deadpool heads over to the Mason County Sheriff's department and he asks the sheriff at the front desk if he can see Sheriff Dale the sheriff says well he ain't here he's out on patrol and Deadpool then asks well what's taking him so dang long the sheriff then asks what does he mean and Deadpool says I just needed to confirm something his voice sounds familiar so maybe you'd remember me Deadpool holds out his mask to the sheriff and the sheriff being the second robber from that night starts to panic a short while later a female Sheriff comes in stating that she's sorry for being late she had to wait for the babysitter and and Deadpool calls out telling her oh it's okay don't worry about it one more thing there's a new sheriff in town the woman that asks well what happened to the old Sheriff deadful tells her that he was actually going to ask her the same thing after he gets her name in those digits the woman laughs at him telling him that her name ain't none of his business and if he wants to talk to sheriff Daryl he's probably hanging out about his still Deadpool then asks his what and the woman says you know his moonshine still he can get away with it so he does Deadpool then says that a sounds like he gets away with a lot of things and the woman tells him yep he has himself a gang and everything goes around robbing gas station Title Loan shops all that kind of jazz oh wait are you someone that Dale robbed are you here for Revenge Deadpool points at the badge in his chest and he says not Revenge Justice and the woman says oh well you should kill them all then we've been needing someone to come through and put those jerks in their place Deadpool yells that he can't that wouldn't be heroic and the woman tells him well it may not be heroic but it needs to do it folks in these parts take pride in where they live and we can't tell the whole County looking like a bunch of backward Hillbillies after a few moments of thinking about it Deadpool then says down at the still you say later that night down at Dale still he looks through his binoculars and he calls out to his nephew Clovis who happens to be white lightning lightning steps out asking what are you hollering about UNCA Dale and Dale tells him that it looks like they got themselves an interloper well how about they show him a couple hundred volts of good old North Georgia whoop ass lightning comes running out from underneath the still charging right at the passing car and then he blows it up with his lightning deadful watches from afar and he fires his rifle hitting the battery pack that lightning is carrying the battery acid sprays on his face and he starts to take everything off shouting I go you naked Uncle darl it's my only hope the entire time that he's doing that though Deadpool's kind of rolling around laughing a few seconds later ATF agents light up the scene and tell everyone to get down they're all under arrest Dale lays down next to Deadpool asking are you with those your Avengers and Deadpool asks to what Dale says who is it was it Darlene one of the ATF agents says no what no no what do you mean you got sold out by one of your own and Dale asks who was it was it Darlene cuz she's The Mastermind behind it all just look at us do we really have to Smart us to run an operation this size lightning then says that he thinks Darlene has gone and set them up and Dale shouts yo wrecking Deadpool leans up stating actually he's telling the truth later at the sheriff's station Deadpool explains before he left he may have pulled the gun on derene and made her confess the ATF agent then says that they really should be turning him in for everything that's in his file and Deadpool asks so you read you know who I am and the ATF agent says yep and Deadpool then asks so you know if you happen to actually try the ATF agent that uncuff him stating yep now [Music] get with the news of the original Avengers reuniting many people took it as a sign of hope that hopefully their world will stop having to see so much violence others however took it as an opportunity to party like those at the poppy field nightclub in Las Vegas when the reporter asks the club manager how everyone's reacting to the new Avengers the manager says that it's been so long since the kids had any kind of Heroes to look up to who are they supposed to look up to huh cuz it ain't no dirt bags like Deadpool it just so happens that Deadpool is watching the news that night and the next night the manager of the poppy field nightclub goes into his office when he suddenly hears a voice telling him hello do you happen to know who I am the manager looks at Deadpool and he tells him I'm going to take a guess and say you're the guy who broke into my office and didn't realize the costume party was last night Deadpool tells him oh I know all about the costume party I saw it on TV you're the guy who defamed me called me a dirt bag in the memory servers the manager steps back telling him wait you're actually Deadpool am I going to like die now and Deadpool tells him I happen to notice that this room is a panic button I'm going to have to say this now you might not want to push that button some bad things might happen the manager tells him look I don't want any trouble and Deadpool tells him oh well if that's the case I should be going then as Deadpool begins to leave the manager sigh letting out a sigh of relief but then pushes the panic button down in the club the button triggers Deadpool's makeshift explosives and he blows apart Club poppy fields a few moments later the casino owners run to the security room to figure out what's going on and while they do they notice that one of their casinos is losing a lot of money one of the owners looks at the camera and says that it's Deadpool a robotic voice from behind then tells everyone that there's no way it's a coincidence that he's here and everything's exploding the owner looks back asking can you handle Deadpool and the Las Vegas superhero the house tells him it'll be my pleasure but there's something I'm going to need you to do back over at the casino an announcement goes out that in just a few moments the inaugural B Arthur lookalike contest is about to begin seeing how much Deadpool loves bar Arthur he grabs his chips and begins to run around the lobby when he suddenly stops he looks up telling him you got to be kidding me this giant mechanical suit looks nothing like bar Arthur as the news reporter begin to get onto the scene they begin to describe the events and how house is taking on Deadpool Deadpool asks the house that's the best you could come up with house blasts Deadpool back telling him I could do you one better Wade welcome to Las Vegas with The House Always Wins Deadpool gets up telling him wait I know names who's in that suit anyway house pushes the button on the side of his helmet and as it starts to retract the man inside tells him my name's weasel guess what I'm a hero now 43 minutes later Deadpool wakes up trapped in a box and not any box the torture box that Deadpool put weasel into so long ago the box is lined with razor sharp objects making it near impossible to move around without cutting yourself he then asks if this box is just for him and weasel tells him yeah I've been keeping it in storage so don't worry I'm over the fact that I was once in there Deadpool tells him that it's cool that he's gotten over it but there's one thing that he could do you know you could go screw yourself weasel shout said he shouldn't have come to Vegas this is my city now I'm the hero around here I even got a cool accent now Deadpool says I would clap for you but you know anyway out of curiosity how much money are you making weasel tells him that he wouldn't believe him if he told him and Deadpool tells him come on try me weasel turns back hearing the voice coming from somewhere else and as Deadpool sits on a Ledge weasel asks him how Deadpool tells him you wouldn't believe me if I told you but anyway I got a proposition I'll like it very much weasel asks and what if I don't want to do it Deadpool tells him well if you say no then I'm going to beat you with a giant hammer the one right over there but if you say yes well then you'll be making twice as much as you're making now how about we do that expand from the looks of it you got two house suits right how about we use them partner later that night the super villain Grizzly bursts into one of the casinos right on Q weasel makes his appearance as the house just as Grizzly starts to fight back he's hitting the legs with a laser everyone looks back asking who was it and weasel tells him that he would like to introduce wildcard The house's new sidekick just as the two of them make their debut the roulette table is thrown at them and grizzly says that he's going to show them how the Grizz handles business around here Grizzly picks Deadpool up by his suit and he begins to bear hug him and just then Deadpool Rockets the two of them off into the sky once they stop and begin to float Deadpool pulls back his helmet stating hey I got a proposition for you you're going to love it later once Grizzly is uh dealt with weasel brings p over to meet his bosses and they tell him that wild card is a hit he even makes it look better than him just who is wild card weasel tells them well wildcard would rather remain anonymous so Deadpool pulls back his helmet telling them hi the name's Deadpool perhaps you've heard of me the owners look at Deadpool and state that he is a maniac and everyone hates him does he honestly think they're going to let him run around in a superpowered armored suit and Deadpool tells them well do you honestly think you have a choice the owners then tell him well that's a good point later back at weasel's lab weasel walks in stating thanks for making me look bad in front of everyone and Deadpool tells him yeah well look at all the Press I'm getting wild card is so hot and fresh I can do no wrong but okay maybe I did show you a big time sorry about that how about this we switch weasel asks him what does he mean and Deadpool says we switch suits who's going to know the difference weasel says well the casino owners will and Deadpool tells him not if we don't tell them weasel then asks so he's going to be the sidekick and Deadpool shouts embrace your destiny friend just then the alarms go off and as weasel gets to the computer she sees a security feed of grizzly breaking back into the casino Deadpool hops into the house suit asking what is he waiting for it's time for them to go spank some bear ass the two of them quickly finish suiting up and they go out to stop Grizzly but after taking a few hits Grizzly begins to head towards The Counting Room Grizzly then punches into the room where the casino holds and counts all of their money and he tells everyone all right B it all up once Grizzly has the money weasel stands in front of the the doorway asking do you really think that you're going to get through here Grizzly turns back and runs full speed into Deadpool and weasel knocking them down and weasel shouts come on we got to hurry Deadpool tells him yeah about that I got a headache so I'm just going to take it easy now weasel runs off to catch up with Grizzly telling him that he should be ashamed of himself and Deadpool tells him yeah they should be weasel then follows Grizzly outside and goes back to fighting and just when Grizzly thinks he can take wild card out weasel hits him with a blast slamming him into the ground Grizzly gets back up and as he looks he sees Wild Card charging up another blast aimed directly at his head everyone asks if wild card is going to kill someone and once weasel is done charging he reaches down and honks Grizzly's nose everyone then starts to cheer for wild card and shortly after Deadpool comes out shouting yeah yeah let's hear it for them the crowd begins to quiet down and then the cheers turn into booze and Deadpool asks H so it's going to be like that huh after all I've done for you and I saved this crappy town now you're going to turn on me weasel reaches out telling him dude chill it's not the time to freak out and Deadpool tells him oh no it's the perfect time to freak out and he punches weasel everyone starts to panic and run away and Deadpool begins to pick up the money and then Grizzly and he begins to fly away everyone watches his house gets away with both the casino's money and a super villain and among those people are the casino owners as news spreads of weasel's betrayal the casino owners ask Deadpool why would he do something like this and Deadpool says it's obvious weasel is a disgruntled man not only did he feel like he was made to look bad but he felt like you guys weren't even backing him up but if there's one thing you should know it's that weasel will'll be back and the casino owners ask are you sure and Deadpool says buddy I can guarantee it he'll probably be back first thing in the morning later Deadpool heads over to the warehouse where he's keeping the house suit and grizzly and tells Grizzly all right we're hitting them again first thing tomorrow morning meanwhile a short while later over at the Mojave Desert weasel makes a call to the only person that he can trust blindow blindow tells him that he should be running run and never look back he's getting involved with Deadpool and weasel shouts asking has just let Deadpool win and she says well you lost the moment you started playing his game that's how it works to Deadpool weasel yells no way I'm here and I'm going to take Deadpool out once and for all and blind Al says yeah well you're an idiot just then the explosion goes off and Deadpool and grizzly get to work robbing the casino again weasel climbs Into the Wild Card suit stating all right time to make that traitorous jerk pay over at the casino Deadpool breaks down the walls and as they do grizzly at asks can you stop with all the smoke Deadpool tells him yeah sorry about that wrong button while Grizzly starts running for the vault Deadpool waits in front for weasel to arrive and just as he does he shouts there you are weasel begins to beat into Deadpool shouting you are so unbelievable betraying me like this we used to be friends Deadpool stands back telling him dude you got to stop living in the past look around it's a world of opportunity everything here is for the taking join me and with our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order weasel charges up his laser yell yelling I will never join you and he fires a blast burning right through Deadpool's helmet and head he then Waits For a Moment asking did I do it I did it now I got to get Grizzly meanwhile over at the Vault Grizzly starts going through the bags and he realizes that there's something weird about the bags he tries to figure out what's going on and the vault door slams down shut with him in it and he sigh a few hours later after turning grizzly in and making the repairs needed to the Wild Card suit weasel gets a call from the casino owners who still think that Deadpool is wild card the owners state that they ran into a problem after cleaning everything up the house suit it was empty weasel's body vanished weasel sigh and behind him Deadpool asks is that bad news or what weasel spins back asking how and Deadpool tells him easy I snuck out why do you think there was so much smoke there in the vault all fake money screwed you over weasel tells him great did you come back to kill me Deadpool shouts of course not the house was a crappy superhero and you need to face it you were going to blow it sooner or later that is why you're going to return as being Wild Card weasel thinks about it and then says wait what about you and Deadpool tells him well I'm going to have to disappear weasel shouts I knew it where am I supposed to go and Deadpool tells him there's only one answer and we both know it the next day Deadpool heads into the casino to meet with the owners and the owners tell him that it's nice of him to show up an hour late Deadpool tells him well Justice may never sleep but I do especially on Wednesdays one of the owners says actually it's Friday and Deadpool yells and Fridays another owner tells him right well onto business was weasel taken care of and Deadpool tells him of course he's in a box okay good meeting see you guys like in what 2 weeks another owner then says that he might not realize this but as the chief of security he was expected to brief them every morning and night Deadpool scoffs man you make it sound like a job and the last owner says well yeah because it is Deadpool pauses and realizes what this means wait I have a job no after a few minutes pass the owners asked what do you mean I quit a Deadpool says just what it sounds like this job sucks and I don't want to do it anymore one of the owners then shouts we had an agreement and Deadpool says that's a good point however I have a gun another owner then says fine go ahead and leave we can just have any idiot wear that suit there was never anything special about you Deadpool stops and tells him now that you really shouldn't have said after beating up all three of them Deadpool walks out of the boardroom cracking his knuckles stating much better he then looks forward and sees sumon and asks so are you going to stand there looking all scary or do you have something to say Ghost Rider tells him well you've already said it all and he throws his chains around Deadpool's neck and he begins to speed off as Ghost Rider drags Deadpool through traffic and onto the desert he says you will pay for your transgressions of being an assassin Deadpool says wait I'm not an assassin I'm a mercenary there's a difference Ghost Rider calls back not to me there isn't as Ghost Rider drives on Deadpool begins to pull himself up the chains and then he reaches over to the handbreak pulling it on the bike it comes to a screeching halt and the two of them are thrown off the bike and into the air as Deadpool comes crashing down he pulls out his guns and he opens fire when he lands he ends up breaking several bones and says okay maybe that wasn't a good idea there was a loud whoosh and the Ghost Rider tells him you're damn right it wasn't Ghost Rider picks Deadpool up by his neck and tells him it's time for Wade Wilson to feel the pain of penance that is long overdue the pit s will reveal all of your past sins and we will see through the eyes of those that you wrong Deadpool asks so it's like a highlight reel well what are you waiting for roll the damn tape as Ghost Rider stares into Deadpool's eyes something happens and it knocks the both of them apart Johnny Blaze stands back up realizing that he reverted out of his ghost rer form and he sees Deadpool and he asks what the hell however in Deadpool's mind he begins to see his life back when he was 18 and tried to kill his parents then when he was picked up to be trained as a soldier then when he was told he had cancer and he volunteered for treatment back in the current time Deadpool wakes up scream ring me and he sees Johnny and he punches him right in the face Johnny gets back up and Deadpool asks wait aren't you the Ghost Rider and Johnny tells him yeah sometimes Deadpool says well cool I'm Deadpool all of the time and I don't need to be reminded of it Deadpool picks Johnny up by his shirt and asks what did you see Deadpool pushes them back telling him nothing I haven't seen before Johnny points off into the distance telling him that the town is 80 Mi that way and Deadpool size telling him great he then asks if he could use his ghost powers and repair the bike Johnny says no I fix it with tools so Deadpool sits and he waits and after a little bit Johnny gets back up telling him all right let's ride Deadpool waits for a moment and then says someone told him once at the end of it all what they regret is not the things that they've done but the things that they didn't do Johnny doesn't say anything and then Deadpool asks did you come after me to kill me Johnny tells him no he didn't Ghost Rider did and no Ghost Rider probably wanted you to see something if you meant to kill you you'd be dead Deadpool that asks so do you think I deserve to die Johnny tightens up one last Bolt And he says based on what I know yeah Deadpool looks at him and he tells him thanks [Music] man in the small town of Little Fork Wisconsin Deadpool makes a stop at a gas station to fill up on microwave burritos but as Deadpool goes to pay the clerk tells him they don't accept gold Deadpool asks what do you mean you don't take gold it's freaking gold just take the gold before these delicious burritos start congealing because when that happens things are going to get ugly the clerk tells again we only accept American dollars and Deadpool tells him okay okay how about a compromise take a guess at what I do have the clerk stares for a moment and then he asks you have a mask and guns are you robbing me before Deadpool can answer a group of maskmen holding guns tell the clerk yep Deadpool looks back asking who the hell are you guys and just as the clerk hits the security button to close the door Deadpool shots wait the burritos the shutter slams down on the burritos sending a glob of filling into one of the the massed men's face as he yells e it's all congealed Deadpool quickly grabs one of the guns shooting the man in the head and as he falls back the massed man says that was a bad idea as all of the Men start firing Deadpool starts to notice a problem these men can regenerate like him how is he supposed to deal with them now but then it hits him put a grenade in their mouth one of the men points his gun at Deadpool so Deadpool spins around taking the gun from him punching him in the mouth leaving a grenade behind the grenade explodes and as the smoke begins to clear the masked men look around asking where did he go and another shouts forget him focus on the real Target meanwhile over in the storage area Deadpool finds a ladder leading down underground and as he climbs down he finds a store clerk in guns lots and lots of guns Deadpool shouts holy crap you're an Arab Living in America and you're a terrorist that is so disappointingly stereotypical and racist the clerk asks him what the hell are you talking about I'm not a terrorist I'm a businessman and Deadpool says oh yeah prove it and the clerk tells him okay let me go get my business license it's just in the back he turns and heads into the Vault and then he slams it shut Deadpool Stars asking really again the masked man from before tells him yep a few moments and a few bullet holes later Deadpool says okay okay stop stop I keep regenerating you keep regenerating this is pointless the clerk opens up a sliding door asking if he needs grenades he's got grenades he can sell them one if he's got the cash oh wait Deadpool looks back at the mass man telling him fine just who are you why do you have regeneration Powers why are you after him one of the men says well we really can't tell you anything but what we can say is that we're not after you we're after the store owner we came here to take his weapons cash and deadpol says wait are you the terrorists one of the Mask man tells him no we're Patriots the store owner is a terrorist and the clerk shouts I am not a terrorist I got my weapons to the CIA they wanted me to sell them in my country but I brought them here instead if anything you're the terrorist Deadpool throws his arms up telling everyone you know this is a complex political discussion that I would rather not have and just then another voice tells him well I'll make it easy for you you're all terrorists everyone looks back to see Captain America Black Widow in moonight just staring at them and Deadpool yells wait he's cap everyone thought you were dead cap punches Deadpool telling him well no such luck Punk cap Black Widow and moonight then start to take out all of the mass men and as the last one Falls moonight asks so how are we going to deal with the store owner cap tells him we'll deal with him hard a few seconds later the Vault doors blow open and the clerk steps out in a battle suit telling them stupid Americans just so you know I am a terrorist and a second after that the clerk is shot in the head from behind and Deadpool says yeah I knew it the whole time cap tells him you know I really like the way you move I just like to come work with us inside Deadpool's mind he thinks to himself I can't even think about what to say and after stuttering for a few moments he says you're awesome a few days go by with cat Black Widow and moonnight beginning to watch an anti-government militia stronghold known for stockpiling small arms and explosives where it has it that there's supposed to be a package delivered that may be containing bomb components however there's no word as to what kind of bomb they're making cat pulls down the scanner and begins to look around and then he asks where's Deadpool a few seconds later the entire stronghold explodes and as Deadpool walks back to everyone he yells he hey check it out they had a bomb in there so I used the bomb on their asses cap shouts that that was not the mission and moonnight adds we're supposed to be confiscating the bomb not blowing it up Deadpool tells him yeah you need bombss I know a guy wait why would you need a bomb and cap says oh for uh blowing up terrorists and Deadpool says like I just did and cap says yeah uh just give me a moment and he walks away to make a call just as the person picks up cap says this guy is driving nuts and the voice tells them to relax remember what they talked about in their sessions you are Steve Rogers the super soldier you can do this as cap hangs up he takes a deep breath I can do this he turns back to Deadpool and tells him I don't like you and he punches him in the side of the head later when Deadpool wakes up at a super secret underground headquarters he rubs his head stating man you should call Cap Steve hits like a girl Rogers meanwhile over in another room cap is telling Dr bong that he doesn't get it why do they need Deadpool anyway bong says it's because Deadpool is the genuine article and cap says oh so because we're genetic clones you mean and Bong tells him yes you're imperfect clones cap says under his breath that really hurts and Bong tells him I'm sorry for my hurtful comment and my failings as a genetic engineer but unfortunately the truth can be hurtful the next day clone cap clone Widow and clone Knight stake out another stronghold but after a few moments inside Deadpool sees clone cap and yells hey wait about yesterday before Deadpool could get another word out clone cap turns around punching him to the ground and as Deadpool gets up he thinks man someone learned how to throw a punch just then the alarms go off and Bong shouts we're under attack clone Knight asks is that and Bong tells him yes the real Steve Rogers bong radios to clone cap telling him that he needs to report in and as clone cap steps back outside he's shot in the chest and then the head the real Black Widow tells him don't worry he'll regenerate eventually back inside of the secret base everyone watches and clone Widow says that they need to get out of here and Bong tells her no what they need to do is simply fight our way out clone Knight looks back at the video to see the real cap beating up Deadpool saying fudge that over at the fight Deadpool pulls out one of his katanas slashing into Cap's chest shouting so it's like that huh I really used to look up to you and then when you asked me to join you I almost couldn't believe it cap asks him what are you talking about I never but before he could finish Deadpool kicks him in the throat Deadpool then picks up cap telling him I should have known you didn't want to be my pal you're just like the others cap headbutts Deadpool and Deadpool finishes telling him you're just out to use me Deadpool then headbutts cap back telling him you know I would have let you too why turn on me was it cuz I showed you up because I make it look so much better than you could cap gets up from the beating and he spits out blood telling him yeah that's exactly it the two continue beating each other senseless and just before Deadpool could end the fight fight he feels several small blades shoot into his back the real moonight asks so can I get in on this too and cap tells him no no more fighting we have to talk back over the control room bong watches the feed and says damn well that's it time to face the facts this Venture is over clone Widow asks what we giving up and Bong says of course not do I look like Dr surrender bong then rings the bell on his hand destroying the clones and bringing down the entire complex a short while later cap begins to wake up and he finds himself tied up along with black widow and moonnight with dead yelling hey my buddy should I say buddies in front of Deadpool is both the real and fake C and Deadpool asks so which is which and why are there two of you one of the Caps says that the other's an impostor Dr bong created them and Deadpool asks why would my old shrink be involved in this and cap goes up stating it's because bong needed money to fund his genetic experiments he's using the Clones to Rob weapon cachets and then sell them on the black market and Deadpool says okay the GU at the Mini Mart and cap says also clones Deadpool then asks of what and cap says he's not sure they were wearing ski masks but all of bong's clones have regeneration Powers Deadpool looks at the other cap and asks him what do you think and that cap tells him he's telling the truth except the part about him being me after a few moments of looking back and forth Deadpool says this is interesting there's just one thing that I did notice though one cap is a big old bullet hole in his costume with seemingly no injury and the other one is cut that is still bleeding deadful points his gun at the cap with the Bullet Hole asking where's Dr bomb cloning the Clone face the other cap says that bong used his powers to teleport to his secondary base which is about 2 hours from here and Deadpool then points his gun to cap with the cut asking how do you know that and that cap tells him because I'm Steve Rogers Deadpool flings his arm back shooting the head off of Clone cap yelling hell yeah you are once Deadpool unti the real Avengers they begin to crawl out of the destroyed facility and Deadpool stops for a second and then asks is that a ride cap tells them that they secured available transport it just happened to be a hatchback sedan while everyone piles into the car with not even 5 minutes going by Deadpool shouts oh stop the car moonnight asks you want to go there and cap SI telling him just let him do it meanwhile over at a warehouse bong shouts to his clones quickly my laes we have these crates of weapons loaded one of the Clones then asks what's the big hurry and Bong tells him it's because I'm expecting guests now everyone switch to your Deadpool costumes a short while later outside at the warehouse Deadpool and the others get out of the car and Deadpool asks are you sure about this place and cap tells him yep and moonnight asks what's the plan you do have a plan right dead bull yells of course I do while you go over there I'm going to go over there to do something like kill bong cap tells him no there will be no killing in this operation Deadpool tells him fine okay new plan I should warn you though it's about to get a little weird shortly after that everyone is surrounded by clone pools everyone begins fighting and one of the Clone pools escapes the frey shouting Dr bong they're here they're kicking our asses bong climbs into his truck and one of the Clone Poes asks what are you doing running away and drct bong tells him of course not I'm driving away while you and the other clones keep the heroes busy the other clone pull asks why don't you just go do the bong thing and Bong asks and risk detonating a tractor trailer full of explosives worth several million dollars I think not the first clone poool says well can we go with you you're going to need someone to help unload all this stuff bong thinks on it for a second and tells them good point however there's only one seat the beat up clone pool cuts the head off the first one and Bong says I like your resolve get in back in the fight Widow punches another clone ass asking if this is Deadpool's plan it's totally chaos and cap tells her no it's bong's plan one of the Clones shouts it's me I'm the real Deadpool and moonnight promptly snaps his neck cap and Widow stare and moonight asks what he could have been lying for all we know Widow then grabs her rifle and looks down the street and says that she has spotted bong she takes aim at the tire firing and as the tire blows out bong's truck swerves into the barrier and off the ledge the truck continues to drive until it falls off the overpass and as it explodes Widow says Ah crud soon cap and the others hurry down down to the wreck and cap then asks if there's any sign of bong Widow tells him that she's sorry she didn't anticipate that and suddenly bong's voice shouts that I would live do you think that Dr bong would be so easily defeated and clone fool tells him actually you would have if I hadn't got you out of the truck in time and then he turns to cap asking so does this make me a hero now and cap tells him yes Deadpool bong looks back at Deadpool realizing that the Clone pool was just Deadpool acting and says that was very unwise to let me live and Deadpool asks don't you get it I'm a hero now bong says oh well congratulations hope that works out for the few seconds you're still alive bong begins to hold that his arm but before he can hit it bong shouts in pain Deadpool then pulls his Katana away stating actually without that hand Dr bong won't bong ever again Deadpool then turns back to everyone and shouts can I get a and as he throws his arms up fireworks started to explode in the sky moonight says wait is that why you needed those fireworks earlier just before the battle at a local fireworks shop Deadpool walks out holding bags filled with rockets daating seriously trust me Guys these are integral to the genius of my geniusly plan genius it was late night in Deadpool's apartment when shadowy figures seemed to loom over his bed the Shadows tell Deadpool that it's time to wake up and he asks if he's having a nightmare one of the men says no this is actually happening and Deadpool then asks am I really being surrounded by Draculas the man stops and tells them no they're not all named Dracula the proper term is but before the man can finish Deadpool starts unloading his gun shooting at the vampires he gets up telling them save it for someone who actually cares Dracula after getting dressed and strapping a gun to his head for some reason Deadpool makes a hasty Retreat outside but he's stopped again by the first vampire the man tells him listen and Deadpool says sure I'm all ears and then he proceeds to shoot everyone again the first vampire shouts damn it stop shooting you idiot we came to hire you not kill you the vampire hands Deadpool a card with the name culvin on it and he tells him look just meet me at this address tomorrow at dusk all will be explained Deadpool looks at it and tells him yeah right Dracula I don't work for Draculas I'm one of the good guys tonight the vampires start to leave and culvin tells him so are we just think about it so after thinking about it for the night Deadpool shows up with the address that culvin gave him on the following night because Deadpool never really thinks cvin tells him that they're facing a major problem for both humans and vampires Dracula son zarus has staged a coup that threatens to undo everything that they've accomplished over the centuries in a matter of days a rival sect known as claw sect has been attacking them for him to better understand they're being attacked by other Draculas Deadpool tells him okay that makes sense why me covin explains that zarus has given the claw sect a special amulet one that can block a portion of the ultraviolet Spectrum so they need him for protection during the day whatever his prices they will pay Deadpool says that he needs to think about it in cvan's Aid soana Whispers that Deadpool's just going to shoot them again and Deadpool he goes no I'm not but I'm not going to help you either for two very specific reasons one they are Dracula and Dracula 2 so have fun dying again culvin tells Deadpool to wait there's so much that they do that is unknown to the world for hundreds of years they've collected their resources to open up the Mercy General Hospital which is currently above them it's one of the last privately owned hospitals in the nation and in over a 100 years they've never turned away a patient for any reason they have the lowest mortality rates of any Hospital on the planet and 30% % of their annual gross profit is donated to various humanitarian Aid foundations the remaining amount is used to pay staff the only thing that they take is the blood and a small administrative fee zarus and his allies want to go to war with the human race so if he's really one of the good guys Now's the Time to prove it Deadpool thinks about it for a second and then tells him sure I'll do it but there's one thing I'd like to know if these vampires can walk around during the day how am I supposed to spot him culvin tells him believe him spotting them won't be a problem and that night Dr Muki notices a man hunched over in a corner asking if everything's all right the man tells her no and he leans Out of the Shadows revealing himself to be covered in bandages from head to toe stating that he will help himself though matsuki pulls out a gun telling him that two years of self-defense training and 3 weeks of firearms training says otherwise the man says that the weapon will not Savor and then Deadpool says yeah but mine will and the man is suddenly stabbed with a wooden Stak the wooden kind not the meat kite Deadpool pushes the steak in further and he jumps around the man cutting off his head as he looks back he sees matsuki and he says wow you're looking pretty hot over there after I'm done killing these Draculas would you be interested in getting tacos matsuki says wait that's Dracula there's more and Deadpool oh hell yeah there are siries the leader of the claw sect raid group raidos in asking if everything's all right in there did they find the entrance to the resting Chambers Deadpool grabs the dead vampire's radio telling them uh yeah it's in the uh Chapel series tells his men that that doesn't seem right go in and see what's going on back inside Deadpool starts to take Muki to the chapel and she tells them to wait they need to tell security about this Deadpool tells her yeah that's not happening and then Muki shoots Deadpool in the leg to let her go he begins to shout a and he turns back and shoots her in the leg she falls to the ground and he tells her look I get your message just so you know I have the same feelings too Deadpool starts to pick her up and she screams to put me down you psycho piece of and Deadpool shushes her telling her it's okay there's no need for words after a few moments she looks around asking if they're in a chapel and Deadpool asks isn't it romantic one of the vampires opens the doors telling him very Deadpool Whispers to matsuki don't worry baby I got this one and he drops on the ground the vampire says you know bringing me here was a mistake I'm protected from the Sun with this Amulet the vampire holds up the amulet and Deadpool shoots it to pieces and so that vampire starts to burn Deadpool tells him right about that he then picks up matsuki stating all right now we need to get to your security room that's probably going to be the next place that the Dracula's hit meanwhile over in the security room two guards look at the cameras asking why is this one down the other guard radios over to Oscar the janitor to check it out and Oscar tells them that he uh found a body with no head wait wait wait oh the head's over there what should I do the guard tells him that he should come back and siries says that that would be an excellent idea the more the merrier a few moments later Deadpool heads over to the security room seeing two guards sitting inside he tells matsuki to wait here this could be a trap so mazuki runs into the security room screaming help me we're under attack by vampires as she gets aside she notices the guards aren't moving and Sirius tells her yeah you're definitely under attack by vampires a few moments go by and the Deadpool walks in and Siri says so the girl you love is moments away from being slaughtered what are you going to do about it Deadpool scratches his chin and tells them well I lost the element of surprise and Siri says drop all your weapons so Deadpool begins to throw his guns in the ground which happens to be a lot like a lot a lot of guns and Siri tells him that really is an unnecessary amount of guns but it doesn't matter where are the C cowards Deadpool asks why would he tell him you're going to kill the both of us either way so I might as well drag this out as long as I can Siri says actually I just gave them something by saying they that means that she knows where they are so where is director coven before Muki can say anything Deadpool yells damn you Dracula at your Superior mind siries pauses and tells them I'm not Dracula and Deadpool tells them yeah right and I'm not dead but before he could finish what a series men stabs Deadpool and series yells yeah now you are a short while later in the Halls Muki says oh wait she forgot that they need to be down in the other Halls Siri then grabs her by the throat yelling stop running us at circles you don't know where they are do you and mazuki struggles for a stating yes but right next to the m askar the janitor and he says Ola everyone looks at Oscar and Oscar tells Muki don't worry senorita I'll clean this up for you Muki tells him wait you don't know who these men are and Oscar tells her see Oscar then snaps his mop telling her that he knows exactly who they are but before anything can happen happen the fire alarm goes off and while everyone is flooding out of the hospital deadful appears takes the broken mop from Oscar and then he runs up picking matsuki as the water starts to pour down on everyone it burns away at Siri in his men and Siri asks is this only water and Deadpool tells him yes yes it is I had blessed by a priest 12 hours ago and right now Deadpool's running with Muki down the hallways with her telling him wait we may have lost them so he asks really damn then he peers around the corner yelling hey we're over here as the other vampires start to run after them Muki yells why would you do that and Deadpool tells her cuz I'm a man of mystery get used to it a short while later siries tracks Deadpool down to the MRI room but before they can go in Siri says that they need to be careful this may be a trap Deadpool opens up the door telling them oh it is totally a trap and he stabs one of the men with the broken mop the man then quickly shuts the door in series kicks it down shouting Deadpool and Deadpool tells him whoa whoa whoa inside voices I can hear you just fine he points over to the MRI machine asking do you know what this is it's an MRI it's basically a big electrical magnet and I may have just turned it on suddenly siries and his men begin to feel their weapons and amulets pulling off of them and Deadpool says goodbye little metal amulet thingies hello pointy wooden stick he throws the other part of the mop at siries and it seemingly goes through him and into the man behind him Deadpool yells hey not fair says when could you do that Siri then grabs Deadpool telling him not all of us can only a special few he pinss Deadpool down and mauki goes to pull something from a hole in the wall asking is it time and Deadpool tells her yeah now would be nice siries looks at the hole asking what's that and suddenly he's hit with a beam of light and bursts into flames over in the other room Muki yells you did it but how did you know that this would work and Deadpool asks turn an x-ray machine into a vampire killing Mega weapon Google baby have you never heard of Google Google it mazuki steps out of the wall and Deadpool asks so we're pretty much done here right ah should we go grab a drink and mazuki stares at him telling him no she has a gunshot wound and the last thing she should be doing is drinking alcohol Deadpool nervously says oh uh how about ice cream and mezuki tells him yeah they can do ice cream dead cool just sit here a moment while I handle some business and then we can get ice cream he hurries down to the lower levels and tosses cvin and the others the amulets telling them that this will protect them from the sunlight now before culvin has a chance to respond Deadpool asks we good here yeah awesome see you next time I got to go with some ice cream as he runs back he yells you know I never got your name and as he looks at the seat where he left my suuki he sees her gone he size stating that it looks like she went and got ice cream without [Music] him as the sun rises over the Lucky Sevens Motel Deadpool sits in his bed stuffing his face watching the late breaking news a quiet Virginia neighborhood has been shaken as an explosion erupted inside of the home of the Amalgamated Armament CEO Reginald Harris Deadpool thinks to himself where have I heard that name before the rork goes on to state that Reginald his wife and his daughter are all suspected of being inside of the home when the explosion went off deul then asks did I buy my guns from Reginald no wait it was a job though I can't really remember what it was about the news anchor continues stating that they have one prime suspect in the case the mass mercenary known as Deadpool was seen on Regal's home security camera earlier this morning at 3:12 in the morning Deadpool was seen jumping over the security fence with what they believe was explosives the ones that were used to destroy Regal's home Deadpool stops eating and yells I did what just then the Matel Doris kicked in and a voice says I'll tell you one thing ombre that is that you just snuffed me out of one hell of a Payday I was the one who was supposed to punch Harris's ticket so it would seem that you owe Macho Gomez a whole lot of money Deadpool stares and asks who the hell is macho Gomez as the green Galactic mercenary stands in the doorway Gomez tells him take a wild guess deadp quickly wipes the food off his mask telling him I get a strong impression that you might be new in town so I'm I'm going to let you in a few very important issues here Gomez tells him you can stop right there I've heard a lot about you and it isn't very impressive you might be hot stuff on this tur ball of a planet but where I come from you ain't crap so you best come out with all the loot your little hand can get a hold of and Fork it over or I'm going to take all of my frustrations out on you Deadpool waits for a moment and then says sure thing Macho Gomez be back in a sec he whispers as he goes back into his closet and as he opens up the door Gomez points a gun at him telling him you better not be trying anything stupid Deadpool tells him no stupidity at all my man just a big old bag of shiny gold coins and a trusty old Claymore under all that a few seconds later the motel room explodes throwing Gomez out and Deadpool comes out yelling FYI where I come from I am crap as Deadpool looks over the balcony he sees Gomez laying on top of his space car and Deadpool tells him you know that's a pretty sweet ride and he turns away I could finish off Gomez and take his ride but I have more important hero things to do like find out who's trying to frame me later that night in a forest cabin Reginald puts his daughter to sleep and his wife asks why are they hiding out Reginal Sid and sits at a table telling her okay I've been working with the government on a new project and involved a new secret technology weapons technology alien weapons technology but uh I got sabotaged Regal's wife slams her hand down asking you did what Reginal goes on stating I was paid to do it the government process would have taken so long to develop with their oversight committees but being privately funded we have made so much more Regal's wife then asks what did you do steal it and Deadpool's voice tells her nope I did because Reginal paid me too Reginal looks at Deadpool and asks how did you know and Deadpool tells him it's because the videotape you showed on the news a few years back when I first stole that thing that's the video that they showed so first you sold out the government and when they came snooping around you went and pointed the finger at Deadpool isn't that right vinel says I had to disappear I already had all the old footage it just made sense I'm sorry Deadpool takes out his gun pointing it at Reginal telling him yeah well I'm not so forgiving at the moment before Deadpool could pull the trigger though Regal's daughter runs and shouting don't shoot my daddy Deadpool looks at his gun and he then turns the leaf Reginal tells him look I'll pay you whatever you want and Deadpool tells him I'm not interested in money just stay dead rein tells him no there's someone else since I've been working on the alien Tech there's someone else after me his name is macho Gomez Deadpool turns back okay normally I'm the dumb one here but how would stopping Macho Gomez solve your problems they would just send someone else Reginal tells them no they won't Macho Gomez is the baddest most feared mercenary in the Galaxy if you take him out no one is ever going to think about coming after me again Deadpool says wait the guy with the hat everyone thinks he's the best and Reginal tells him oh yeah hell yeah he is Deadpool then says wait well I hate to break it to you but that guy's a freaking clown a voice from behind Deadpool tells him is that right then why you laughing Gomez opens fire on Deadpool and Reginald with Deadpool quickly running over shielding Reginald and his family because that's the heroic thing to do deadp tells him fine I'll do it but you can keep the money this one's on the house he starts shooting back and he tells Reginal to hurry and take the wife and kid to the bunker Reginal then asks you know about the bunker and Deadpool says yeah case's the place where you were sleeping I know about the other thing too let's just hope Gomez doesn't Deadpool runs outside after Gomez asks where are you at and just as he asks a spot light shines on him Deadpool looks over to see Gomez standing on his space car pointing a giant Gatling gun straight at him as the barrel begins to spin and heat up Deadpool tells oh I'm so going to run now once the barel begins to pick up speed Gomez begins mowing down the trees trying to hit Deadpool leaving all but one tree left he laughs as he sees Deadpool's arm telling him you're out of your league on this you ain't nothing but a human Gomez takes a closer look and he sees Deadpool's arm but he doesn't see Deadpool Deadpool jumps up from behind him telling him I stopped being human a long time ago and he tackles him into a tree he jumps back grabbing Gomez's gun and when he aims back he notices three glowing Balls by the tree deadpoole asks is that what I think they are and a second later they explode inside a Regal's bunker he watches as Gomez runs away from the explosion and Regal's wife asks should they and Reginal tells her yes this space pod will take them to the Amalgamated Armament surveillance satellite where they can hide a few seconds later Gomez Walks Into the Bunker telling them knock knock but as he gets into the opening he sees the escape podt and hears the computer counting down from 10 he laughs telling them that's pretty clever but as I look into it I don't see anyone inside Deadpool tells him thanks and he kicks Gomez inside slamming the door shut as the Escape podt takes off Deadpool sees Gomez's gun and he hurries outside firing the gun Gomez kicks open the escape podt and as he does he sees the explosive from the gun the explosive goes off and Gomez is blown away Deadpool says that he just beat G Gomez's butt with one arm literally tied to his back after reattaching his arm Deadpool decided that now that everyone has seen his skills on Earth it's time for the people on other planets to know just how much of a bamp he is scre trying to be a hero it's time to go back to being a Merc and all these suckers are on [Music] notice before we get back to the adventure of Deadpool we have to look back to six years to an event involved with the planet of angula there the alien wongus tells his beloved baloa that when he returns from war he wishes to start a family with her so that they can live happily ever after with love in her heart bazula then accepts wongus his proposal and then turns to the night sky so that the two of them can spend what little time they have left together the two look up into the Starry Sky and bazula then asks why are the two moons out tonight and wongus tells her that it's not a moon that's but before he could finish the two lovers are vaporized as a sentient Planet crashes into angula laughing hysterically out in space aboard the command ship of the on gulan defense fleet commander CAC watches his home World be reduced to nothing more than space dust CAC sits back in his chair telling everyone that it's been an honor serving with them and that's when there's a loud snort CAC looks out the window to see where his Planet once was and all of the debris has just disappeared CAC tells his men that there is only one thing that could have done this he's going to find the last of the remaining ulans to stop this threat fast forward six years of the present and everyone's favorite mercenary Deadpool finds himself stranded in the middle of nowhere lucky for him Gomez is space car automatically sent out a distress signal when he ran out of gas moments after the signal goes out a blinding light shines onto the car and a voice comes over the radio stating got your distress call Macho we'll be back at the station in a second a few moments later at the funel towing and recovering agency the tow driver OB tells futel that it looks like Macho ran out of gas again futel then says what has he wasted and Deadpool tells him I'd say because I'm the one who wasted him name's Deadpool perhaps you've heard of me futel then looks at Deadpool and says did you really kill Gomez the because if you did there will be consequences for doing that Deadpool tells him I sure did whatever bring on whoever more importantly you you've heard of me right like really have you guys heard of me just then a female's voice calls out stating you killed my man and suddenly Deadpool has headbutted across the room by a large alien woman futel tells Deadpool meet my sister Ora Gomez's wife Ora shouts that I am going to chop down on that stupid head of yours and Deadpool pulls up his mask responding the only way that he knows how by kissing orka Deadpool pulls down his mask laughing standing stops him every time and then she grabs Deadpool lovingly shouting I accept and futel says oh damn it not again Orsa pulls Deadpool down and futel says all right then welcome to the family business brother and Deadpool says wait did I just marry her sweet come here soon after a very brief honeymoon Deadpool walks into fil's office wearing a robe stating okay what's this family business stuff Fel says that they're a Towing in recovery business just like the sign says they repo and Salvage anything of value Gomez was brought in to help UB with the repos but after he hooked up with his sister he also became his partner Gomez wanted to Branch out into skip traces Bond revocations and other stuff he was the best they had Deadpool says right until Gomez met me and funil asks so you going to carry on where Gomez left off and Deadpool shouts that's right we're going into Galactic baby and funil tells him that they already have an Intergalactic Squad the science says that too after a few moments of awkward silence OB then comes in stating that he's got a job to head out to and Deadpool jumps up stating I want to go too funel tells him all right fine you can start learning how we do things around here but I need you to do this quickly and quietly you can do that right and Deadpool Smiles later over at the mining planet of you 235 bullets fly over Deadpool and ob's head and Deadpool pushes OB down stating do you know what low profile means who are these guys OB says that they're the exto clan they're the toughest group of mercenaries in the galaxy and Deadpool then asks why are they shooting at us did you guys miss a payment or something and OB tells him no I think they're hired to protect the mine it is the uranium mine and Deadpool says okay I got a plan once the shooting dies down the mercenaries look around asking did we get them and then from behind the mining drill turns on and out of the top of it Deadpool yells greetings space people I am Deadpool one of the mercenaries asks who and after shooting the other alien Deadpool tells him I'm the guy you're going to tell everyone about back at funel funel tells OB that they have to do something Deadpool's going to put them out of business what can they do he's family OB tells him well Gomez was too until he died know what I'm saying Orsa deserves someone who knows what a wonderful woman she is let me make a few calls and I might be able to solve both of our problems a short while later OB knocks on Ora's door and she opens it standing in her tiny bikini and OB asks is a Deadpool around Deadpool who for whatever the reason is also in a bikini shouts well yo OB walks in and tells him that he's got a job for him a merch job and Deadpool yells sweet as Deadpool follows o back out OB introduces him to Commander CAC and Deadpool asks what's the gig about CAC says that they are the last surviving members of the ulian civilization they are willing to pay him an extremely large sum for his Aid on the destruction of The Intergalactic entity known as it the selfish Moon OB Whispers that this may be too dangerous for him and dead bull asks you want me to kill a planet CAC tells him well it is a moon and Deadpool says come on say it it's a planet CAC SI is telling him yes we need your help killing a planet and Deadpool hugs him stating a come here the next day CAC rallies his fellow ulans to inform them that today is the day that they will get revenge on the murder of their beloved planet today they will be joined by a fierce Warrior from a far away Galaxy who will lay down his life to preserve the memory of on Gula but before CAC can introduced Deadpool one of cac's officers Whispers something into his ear and he says you've got to be freaking kidding me back at funel Deadpool tells funel that they could get a tow truck to lift or ska off them that would be great I would have call O myself but I can't reach the phone once Deadpool is freed from his uh love making he boards cac's command vessel and says you know I didn't expect my ship to be so uh crappy CAC tells him that over the years they had to sell off components of their ship in order to fund their Quest and pay him but never mind that it is time for them to go over the plan of operation ID has been spotted at the Deen coordinate they believe that he is targeting the planet of orola because it is a populated state Deadpool says so this planet eats other planets well before I could fully visualized the whole thing I'm going to need 's origin story C size fine in the black Galaxy a very long time ago there was nothing but through the collection of dusts and gases ego The Living Planet was born and in his shadow id ego fought against the regalan explorers who showed up in hopes of keeping ID and his existence secret but ID he wanted the party after having some Choice words with ego id left and traveled the Galaxy hooking up with people like him but he quickly realized that there was no others like him he was alone dementia eventually set in and ID decided to continue his quest in order to find people to party with his journey would take him to keger 24/7 the planet that is always partying but since he couldn't actually party with them because while he's a moon ID used his ability to produce seismic waves of catastrophic forces and destroy the planet he breathed in the destruction of the planet and all of the senseless deaths and sudden Terror ignited something in him giving him a sense of a deranged Euphoria like most who experience that ID wants more and Deadpool tells him let me get this straight ID goes around destroying planets he STS up all the space dust that it creates and then he gets high that's the most messed up thing that I have ever heard and CAC continues on explaining while ID prepares to destroy urelia we're going to need to begin our attack they will launch Deadpool in a tube rocket onto ID and from there a powerful drill will burrow deep into it carrying a nuclear explosive which will be detonated remotely Deadpool thinks about it and says that that's a pretty original plan no one has ever thought of it or did it in a movie Count Me In but I do have one question what about the the people of urelia CAC tells them that in order for the mission to be successful they will need a sufficient distraction the aurelians will provide that one planet will die so that many Others May Live Deadpool pulls his gun out pointing it to C's head stating yeah about that that plan's not going to work who else knows how to drive this ship no one answers and Deadpool shoots CAC in the arm and says okay how about now and one of the officers tells Deadpool that he could do it Deadpool tells him good this plan isn't going to happen so you're going to need a new plan Deadpool as the officer fly him down to urelia and he tells his people that their planet is about to be blown up by some massive insane moon with an addiction problem the good news is that I'm here to rescue you and I'm going to take you someplace cool cooler than this place anyway the aurelians begin to cheer and Deadpool says that really wasn't the response I was expecting one of the aurelians tell him this place sucks our grandparents wanted us to be Farmers farming is hard work a short while later on an ice Planet the aurelians stare at Deadpool and the officer and Deadpool tells him well CAC did say this place was cool the officer to tell everyone look you have plenty of food and shelter here but after seeing the aelion's displeasure he says okay you can leave except Deadpool stole the ship and flew back into space while making his way towards ID Deadpool calls to Ora and tells her that he's going to need her to do him a favor back in funel UB tells Ora how everything's going she tells him well she hasn't heard from Deadpool yet so UB says well if he doesn't come back he'll still be there for her Ora hugs him telling him that's sweet and steals his keys a short while later back at u235 Deadpool lands the ship and tells the exto mercenaries hey I'm back you have 10 minutes to get your miners off this planet back at funil U walks into Fun's office and says that he's not sure why but he thinks Ora took his keys funzo tells him yeah he just talked to Ora and she brought up a good point what if Deadpool actually pulls this thing off if he doesn't then we'll just go back to the way things were but if he does succeed then he could bring us a lot of money everyone loves Heroes right UB looks at pictures of Ora and Deadpool and says that he'll be right back Ora after taking ub's keys to his truck sets out and right behind him is UB and funel space car over with Deadpool ID shouts asking Deadpool can you hear me and Deadpool tells him yeah yeah I can hear you and ID yells I will consume you and Deadpool tells him that ain't all you're going to be consuming hopefully you like the taste of the angolian drill bomb with nuclear Vision on the side but as Deadpool gets set up UB calls out to him and says let me get this straight it blows up u235 but as that happens you're going to leave the nuke behind Ora comes and picks you up along with the nuke in the uranium 235 and it blows up into nothing TPO says well yeah maybe why are you here are you going to shoot me or something and UB tells him yeah and Deadpool tells him okay I'm going to need you to understand something very important in the very next frame ub's gun is gone and Deadpool points the gun back at him telling him I don't like guys who want to shoot me with anything especially Ray Guns now if you would leave this drill is going really fast UB be begins to cry shouting I can't and Deadpool asks what are you doing are you crying and UB cries yes damn it real men can cry and Deadpool Y no they don't and oop sniffles telling him yes they do when they're in love Deadpool stops everything whoa whoa whoa whoa I can understand the attraction with the two of us it's not going to happen and UB yells I'm talking about orca and Deadpool tells him oh yeah well okay go be with her Noob says that he can't the two of you are married and Deadpool says all right I forgot I'm married to her ubub gets up shouting how could you forget you're married to the most incredible woman in the galaxy and the ground begins to rumble with Deadpool yelling because I'm kind of in the middle of a stressful situation right now as Deadpool looks back the Tremor has taken out ub's car and then Deadpool says well guys just great that rocket tube can barely fit you let alone my tubby butt oops I telling him just leave me here I'd rather be dead than alive and alone just then the ground begins to shake again and Deadpool's rocket takes off few seconds later u235 begins to become destroyed and ID shouts Who's Laughing Now little man I'll tell you who me as the particles begin to float around it snorts all of the wreckage up standing oh that's some good stuff a few moments later Orsa calls Deadpool's rocket St in that she can see him and Deadpool tells her I'm here just grab and take me home now but while Orsa brings Deadpool home funil watches it gag and then explodes dating holy crap once or lands the tow truck she runs over to the rocket opening it stating you did it baby Deadpool falls out missing his legs in one of his arms and right behind him U pulls himself out covered in Deadpool's blood Ora asks what the hell did he do to her husband and UB tells her nothing maybe I cut off one of his arms but he has me to Deadpool holds out his Katana telling UB to hurry up one more to go Ora shouts asking UB what the hell are you doing and then hugs him stating you could have died a few days later Deadpool leans up in his bed and CAC tells him that he's looking a lot better better Deadpool asks what does he want and CAC tells him to say thank you and Deadpool tells him well you paid me I don't need your thanks CAC says well he did pay him for destroying ID but he's thanking him for teaching him a lesson and saving him from himself if he went along with the original plan the decision would have haunted him for the rest of his life he's been out for vengeance for so long he forgot what he was even avenging Deadpool tells him that that's the thing about avenging it's a tricky business you were smart to hire a stone cold Pro like can get a handle it which I did it's done bye-bye C asks what's his problem and Deadpool says you know how David Hasselhoff sold all those records in like Poland over in the states no one took him seriously as an artist that's kind of how I feel right now KAC says that he has no idea what he's talking about in Deadpool shouts I'm going to break it down to you in space no one can hear you win I just saved two entire civilizations and what do I get a job as a poster boy for a repo business back on Earth I'd be huge I'd be a hero finally CAC tells him well he thinks he's a hero and Deadpool answers them so I don't care what you think CAC stares at Deadpool and then leaves next day Deadpool tells Ora and U that they should really be together and Ora says really and Deadpool says yeah how do uh we get Space divorced Ora tells him well first UB will have to kill you which he already did then after that I would have to kiss o Deadpool says okay well UB says that they kind of already did that and Deadpool yells all right cool in the gang I'm going to steal a car the cool one a short while later at funel space car Deadpool sings to himself as he puts Earth as the destination and once autopilot is in engaged he yells to you the viewer the reader see you all next [Music] month as everyone's favorite MC drifts closer to Earth he begins to think to himself that he's been a lot of things in the past few months he's been a bad guy he's worked his butt off as a good guy and everything else in between yet people still don't like him why not just be himself like he is on Twitter everyone will love the real him right maybe asking a few people wouldn't hurt just to be sure meanwhile down on Earth in a Shabby little Barn Deadpool's old friend Bob grabs his phone stating that this is it all of this abuse from his Harpy SL ogre wife was worth it for this Bob makes his call stating hello Travel Channel my name is Bob and I have something you need to see what is it oh only the world's largest popcorn Colonel and just as Bob says that the sound of a jet can be heard and then a loud Grom a few seconds later Deadpool is shot out of his now crashed space car and he heads straight into Bob's Kel on fire when Deadpool hits the colonel it explodes into popcorn and Deadpool steps out stating you love me right Bob a dude this popcorn is stale Bob begins to hold back crying stating that his feelings about him are very conflicted at the moment why are you here Deadpool takes out his knife and he begins to pick his teeth telling Bob that he's already said what he's here for so do you love me or not Bob Bob tells him not really I'm mostly terrified of you and Deadpool shouts what about the others weasel blind Al taskman Master those guys Deadpool presses his knife on Bob and Bob says is the knife really necessary and Deadpool tells him it helps call me down and Bob says well it's having the opposite effect on me and to answer your question all those people hate you deadful throws his knife into a picture of Bob shouting why would you say such a hurtful thing Bob tells them that they came looking for him not long ago to uh kill him and they weren't alone there was another guy with them meanwhile elsewhere Macho Gomez Smiles telling everyone that he's glad that they can make it they do not know him but we all have something in common we've all been screwed over by the same man Deadpool what do you say about making that guy pay for once Deadpool yells asking are they teaming up with Macho Gomez how the hell did that even happen Bob begins to explain that it all started when Gomez found weasel locked in some building and well from there he can figure it all out Deadpool screams what a bunch of two vasion jerks well at least I have one friend right Bob Bob turns away telling him that he's got to admit he isn't the very best of friends remember that time he shot him in the hand or the time that he left him stranded on that island Deadpool says well at least you didn't join when Gomez came around right right Bob quietly says uh yeah and Deadpool asks so is that a no I didn't join them or no but I'll text you if he shows up Bob sigh and hands Deadpool's phone and he reads the message he's here and the response on our way Deadpool puts his hand on Bob's shoulder telling him it's okay don't worry I'll save you for last f as Deadpool turns around he sees all of the people that he's recently screwed over Taskmaster big berther weasel Sluggo blind out and some no-name dingleberry from the outer space story arc Gomez laughs and Deadpool says well I got an idea how about I kick all your asses at the same time sound good right Leroy Jenkins the funny thing is Deadpool is actually winning the six on-one fight as Gomez grabs his flamethrower Deadpool focuses his fire on the flamethrower gas tank causing it to explode throwing Gomez into the back blind Al's dog Deuce begins running with his leash to the point where blindow can shoot and as Deuce bites down on Deadpool's arm Deadpool just cuts it off Deadpool then tosses his arm onto the ground and as Blind Owl feels the pull of the leash she starts to fire at everyone weasel runs back trying to look for a weapon stating that he knew that he shouldn't have come here at that moment Deadpool calls to weasel stating hey come on over here so I can do something horrible to you weasel then grabs a Bob's popcorn gun and begins shooting stocks of corn into Sluggo which after a few moments begin to explode Deadpool grabs some of the falling popcorn eating it stating this popcorn's still too everyone [ __ ] their guns back and Deadpool drops his knife asking is this what you want and then a voice inside a Deadpool's head tells him no this is what you want death picks Deadpool up stating that this is what he's always wanted from his friends and his Deadpool is shot over a hundred times he wakes up a short while later Bob holds out his severed arm daating hey you're back and Deadpool asks whatever every one go Bob tells him that they all left I guess they thought that he was as dead as he's ever going to get everything okay Deadpool tells him no he's not he may actually be insane but he's starting to think that he wants his friends to kill him he wants it so bad because he can't die but why get his friends involved maybe it's because if his friends kill him it would mean that they care about him except they wouldn't Deadpool pulls down his mask and Bob Pats him on the shoulder stting well he cares about him deadp looks at Bob for a second kneels down picking up his gun he shoots Bob in the leg he turns and walks out stating all right time to find better friends as Deadpool sits in on a hot tub on a tropical island he tells death that it's perfect death says no waade this is all a dream Deadpool Taps his glass with deaths stating damn straight it is a dream that is going to come true this is going to happen baby for real in the real world as Deadpool heals from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head he thinks maybe not now but soon just 5 days ago in Russia he holds up a piece of paper to a pair of Black Market merchants stating that he's going to need as many of these things as they can get the merchant reads the paper stating that these are going to be very difficult to obtain very rare he understands this right Deadpool opens up a shipping container filled with money stating that he understands completely and the merchants then say that they'll be delivering it in 3 days fast forward back to our current day with Deadpool looking out on the New Mexico desert until he spots what he's looking for a passing truck with Bruce Banner a short while later Bruce loads up on food to take back to his bunker and Deadpool yells man that's a lot of food are you having a party is the Hulk going to be there Bruce sigh and asks what do you want Deadpool Deadpool tells him I just want to come to the party that's all Bruce gets in his truck telling him that there is no party and he drives off but Deadpool quietly stating that not yet there isn't as Bruce drives off he asks himself why would Deadpool be here and why would he want to confront him oh God a second later Deadpool detonates the bomb that he stuck to Bruce's trunk as the mushroom cloud Rises he yells it's party time and then is quickly blown away as something lands right in front of him Hulk shouts you wanted Hulk you got Hulk meanwhile over at the Hollowman Air Force Base the senator yells there was an unsanctioned nuclear detonation on American soil the general tells them that they know but anything involved the Hulk they stay away from and maintain a safe Senator shouts asking the Hulk is involved the general tells him look we can just say that the Dead Nation was made by us for testing purposes satellite images should be coming over soon there is someone else involved and we believe them to be the reason for the explosion the senator looks at the photos and says oh God not him back in the desert Deadpool continues firing at the Hulk just outside of a convenience door letting everyone around him watch the shop owner asks his wife if they paid up their insurance premiums and the wife tells him yep the shop owner then says thank the Lord darling we're moving to Florida out in the front of the store Hulk punches Deadpool into the ground and gets ready to grab him when suddenly he hears a shook Hulk looks down at his nose to see Deadpool has stabbed him in the nostal with both katanas he stops the Deadpool thinking to himself what could make this better I know stuff in the Hulk's mouth with every explosive that I have as the Hulk's head explodes Deadpool tells him man that was such an awesome plan that means a lot coming from me the Hulk leans back forward as smoke is coming out of his mouth and Deadpool says so this is it sweet Oblivion here we come the Hulk is ready to attack and then he stops telling him no Deadpool asks what do you mean no come on get your smash on Hulk says this isn't going to work Deadpool whatever your plan or trap is I'm not going to charge into it like some craz bull whoever hired you Deadpool stops I'm telling him no no one hired me and Hulk tells him that would make it easier for me if you would just walk away then Deadpool wi has to walk away telling him you know for a smart guy you're pretty dumb we both know who I am do you really think I'm just going to walk away Deadpool pokes Hulk's nose and Hulk yells I'm a 2,000lb radioactive monster and he flicks Deadpool across the desert as Deadpool crashes into a used car lot he gets back up and begins detonating another bomb the Hulk looks over seeing Deadpool's pouch with the mini nuke in it in a note reading lots more where that came from DP the bomb goes off in Hulk's face and a second later the Hulk jumps over to where Deadpool is sitting but rather than hitting Deadpool Hulk begins to throw and rip cars apart asking where are the nukes and Deadpool tells him you know what I really shouldn't say especially since I don't have anymore oh wait I shouldn't say that alloud Deadpool then tells him there's one thing that I can say and that's there's a tiny transmitter has been surgically implanted into my body every hour starting now it's going to send out a pulse that will trigger a randomly placed bomb and you know what the coolest thing is the transmitter is powered by my own body's natural electrical current so the real question is what are you going to do about it Deadpool Waits and the Hulk says nothing as Deadpool looks he asks uh is the Hulk getting bigger cuz you're flexing a lot Hulk shouts monster and Deadpool tells him takes one to No One Hulk pulls back punching Deadpool so hard that he flies through several buildings stry everything in its path Deadpool closes his his eyes and death tells him hello waade as Deadpool looks around at the baron land he asks Did It Really Work am I dead at death tells him yes but only momentarily Deadpool begins to shout damn it damn it damn it I'll be back death then asks how are you going to do that and Deadpool opens his eyes to the real world and he sees a giant Crane and he says that's how a few moments later Hulk jumps up and as he looks for Deadpool Deadpool calls out from the crane telling him you know this is a hard hat area right Safety First Deadpool then begins to turn the crane to swing the Wrecking Ball but the Hulk catches it and he notices the snare on the ground Deadpool whips the crane around flinging the Hulk into a building and then begins writing out his will after a while the cable on the crane begins to rip and the Hulk grabs it whipping the crane into some construction equipment Deadpool's body is thrown out skipping across the ground and Hulk growls while clawing his way towards Deadpool Deadpool begins to get back up telling him okay I'm going to need a better plan and it's going to have to be something epic he looks at where he landed and right in front of him is a daycare center filled with children as Deadpool scrambles to his feet he jumps on a little kid's bike telling him okay this is how it's going to go the caregiver yells that the cops are on the way and Deadpool asks you know who else is on the way about 2,000 lb of gamma powered stranger danger the caregiver stares for a moment and Deadpool asks uh the Hulk The Incredible Hulk gamma bomb turned nerdy scientist into a raging monster one of the children yells I know a stranger danger is you're supposed to run away from it and dead pul SI telling him this is going nowhere and begins to shoot his gun into the air telling everyone to hurry up and get out of here as the Hulk Stomps through dead yells yo and the Hulk jumps into the air and comes crashing back down while the Hulk looks around at all the wreckage up above him the general and his men watch and the pilot asks uh should we call the Avengers the general tells them that he's pretty sure they already know and they're keeping their distance for the same reason that they are the pilot then asks well it looks like the Hulk is trying to take out Deadpool why don't we just do that the general says actually that's a good idea get a lock on Deadpool's position so that we can the pilot stops from telling him actually we shouldn't targeting Deadpool is a very bad idea right now he's taking hostages down below Deadpool continues to fire his gun into the air telling everyone all right into the short bus Pronto once the caregiver has everyone on board she says where are you taking us and when are you going to let us go Deadpool y I don't know so we're safe and stop asking stupid questions just then there's a loud explosion as the Hulk bursts through the ground and the caregiver asks what's that Deadpool steps on the gas trying to get away telling her once again stupid question everyone put your hands down as Deadpool begins to drive off he tells himself that this is so going to work he's got the Hulk so pumped that he's going to smash him into freaking subatomic particles the Hulk begins charging after the bus and then Deadpool notices him stomping he asks what could he be doing back there and then the Hulk claps his hands creating a shock wve throwing the bus off the road Deadpool speeds off asking if everyone back there's okay good heads back down as he drives off he's stopped by the US Army that has seemingly brought lots and lots of Tanks one of the soldiers tells the general that they have a clear shot at the bus if they're going to make it it needs to be now the general asks what about the hostages and the soldier says reports state that they can only see Deadpool in there he must have let them go the general grits his teeth telling the soldier to Fire and as the tank fires off around Deadpool barely swerves out of the way the tank shell goes through shooting past Deadpool and into the Hulk and Deadpool then yells well that's just great the Hulk's going to go after them now that's not fair you accidentally shot him once by accident I nuked him twice on purpose the caregiver gets up asking if he's a soldier and Deadpool says hell no I'm not not just a guy who's trying to die and the caregiver tells him that it's his lucky day then and shoots him right in the head the bus then spins around out of control and it ends up flipping over and crashing a few moments pass and Deadpool wakes up asking what happened to all the kits and the Hulk tells him they're fine I also know the thing about the nukes is a lie it's been well over an hour and nothing's happened the Hulk then grabs Deadpool shouting I could have killed those children and Deadpool says well you can still kill me right come on I deserve it Hulk sets Deadpool down and tells him is this what it was all about aoy and Deadpool tells him uh yeah is this not a healing Factor so can we get on with the Smashing part of things Hulk smil telling him you're a dangerous and deeply Disturbed person and Deadpool yells right it only gets worse the longer that but the Hulk stops from telling him I can't let you go on like this it has to stop now Deadpool shouts that's what I've been trying to before Deadpool can finish the Hulk punches Deadpool so hard in the head his skull explodes 5 days pass and a flatline on life support begins to beep the doctor tells Captain America that it's official Deadpool's back cap says that if it was 5 days sooner they could have put him on trial but instead he's going to be shipped off to cross more prison in England the doctor asks if that place is still running and cap tells him yeah being converted into a mental [Music] institution now in the crossmore prison located in central England Warden Ames sits down with the director General Swinton to discuss their newest prisoner Deadpool am sigh stating that Deadpool would have been much better suited for the raft and Swinton tells him that he fully agrees but if it wasn't for Deadpool's legal council with Jennifer Walters that's where he would be but the resident psychologist didn't help in the matter just then the intercom buzzes and Ames Aid tells him that Dr Whitby is here to see him switon pours himself another glass quietly stating speak of the devil psychologist ell Whitby opens the door asking if either of them would care to explain why Deadpool was placed in seclusion when it is clearly written that he is to be under her supervision there is no need for him to be there and Deni the treatment like any other inmates that would be here wouldn't you agree director General Swindon Swinton holds his glass telling her I fully agree as a matter of fact I was speaking with the warden about transferring Deadpool into your Innovative and inspiring program Ella tells the two of them all right then and she Clos closes the door behind her aim shouts my good man could you have thrown me any further under the bus Swit tells him politics my dear child like it or not that horrible Goblin of a woman is the daughter of Dr Everett whiy the executive director of the NHS trust that is not just funding his daughter's program but also keeping the door to crossmore open with funding since we've had this facility cut off aim sits back stating I had no idea wait you've been cut off why Swinton goes on and explains crossmore security record isn't the greatest two in three superhuman criminals have escaped since the beginning we've received money to correct that issue but it comes in the unpleasant form of Dr Ella witby if her psychological treatment program on violent superhumans has proven to be a success crossb More's reputation could be restored along with its budget so the important thing now is to make sure that we give the little troll what she wants and for God's sake do not let Deadpool Escape which at that very moment Deadpool's attempting to do by punching his way through all of the security guards the sirens all begin to go off signaling a prison break but as as puts on his body armor he quickly finds Deadpool beating on the guards with their own shock sticks while the Fight Continues Ella shouts to him stating that she knows that he should never have been locked up in that cell and for that she's sorry and Deadpool asks who the hell are you as he kicks another guard in the groin she yells hostage Miss hostage worth Deadpool looks at her hi nice to make your acquaintance he grabs Ella by the neck and he holds her out as a human shield he then begins to yell to everyone if you get close I'm going to snack the ugly chick's neck so you better start talking why am I here and why are you all talking like Pirates it's freaking me out Ella tells them that it's English they're speaking English because they're in England and Deadpool let go of Ella asking seriously wow England sucks and just as he says that his head explodes as a guard puts down his gun stating that sorted that out 13 minutes later in confinement Deadpool starts beating his head against the polycarbonate wall of his cell as he does a voice outside says says that it seems their new patient is having some trouble adjusting to his new environment and Ella corrects the man stating that her patient Mr Cirrus Sirrus then asks isn't that getting a bit possessive and it's Dr Sirrus if you don't mind Ella tells Cirrus that actually she does mind his practitioner's license was revoked when he committed mass murder and was put in here now just sit there and continue working on your puzzle while but Sirus slams his arms on the table shouting I do not like these puzzles she fixes her glasses telling him that she's very glad to hear that Mr Cirrus you're not supposed to like them she walks over to Deadpool asking how he's feeling and Deadpool looks at Ella asking did we ever date I know you from somewhere she says well you might be thinking of earlier when he took her hostage and Deadpool says we did have a relationship as he smiles horike laughter from Ella erupts followed by a snort and Deadpool thinks to himself man this chick really is ugly as she fixes her glasses again the other two inmates on the second floor watch and one ask asks hey Kurt who's Whit talking to and Kurt tells him a fool Ella then says in all seriousness how are you feeling and Deadpool says that he's not sure how about you come in here and feel me just then Kurt's voice shouts how about you watch your freaking mouth and Ella yells at Kurt to go away Deadpool and Kurt stare each other down and as Kurt walks away Deadpool waves yelling bye-bye Kurt so yeah where were we Ella then asks do those sores all over you heard are they painful Deadpool pauses for a moment and then turns away shouting stop staring at me Ella tells him no one is and Deadpool punches the walls yelling they all think they can laugh at me since I'm locked up just wait till I get out of here I'm going to lay waste to every single one of you mother Ella stops I'm telling him actually your door is unlocked it stays unlocked from 6:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. you're free to leave whenever you'd like Deadpool stops really as he steps out she asks is that better Deadpool cracks his knuckles much better a short while later over at am's office he and Ella sit in silence for a few moment moments while Ames asks why Ella begins to say that they needed to treat Deadpool like all the others and give him the proper am holds out of folder labeled incident report stating never in my 35 years of prison service have I ever met another man like Deadpool 4 minutes within 4 minutes Deadpool assaulted 10 other inmates all of which received injuries so severe that they needed to be transferred to the hospital later after lights out in the common room Ella goes to Deadpool cell telling him that they need to talk he asks did you see it when I stabbed the guy with his own femur how badass was I when I stomped that jerk Curt's face in too Ella says yeah she saw all of it those men are going to need reconstructive surgery possibly Bone and Skin grass but that's not why she's here she sure to tell him that if he doesn't work with them he'll be sent back to the States under the file 42 protocol so it would be in his best interest to answer their questions and let's start as to why does he wear the mask deadpol tells her well it's so I don't get stuff in my mouth blood bone fragments hair Ella says okay but also it's not when you're working why is that and Deadpool shouts because I like it meanwhile over at the hospital all of the inmates were sent to Kirk begins to wake up with his face completely bandaged stating I am going to put Deadpool down a few days later after the inmates all had her chance to recover they're all brought back to confinement and Deadpool shouts welcome back anybody want to play Checkers before lunch and then he stops and realizes that today is Wednesday and he yells that means it's fruit cocktail but while everyone is handing out their fruit cocktails to Deadpool Kurt watches from asell asking when is he going to be let back into the common room Ella tells him as soon as she is certained that he will not retaliate based on last week's incident until then he'll remain locked in his cell once everyone has had a chance to eat and returns to their cells Ella takes Deadpool out and tells them I would like you to work on a puzzle that I've made especially for you after dumping a box of puzzle pieces onto the table Deadpool yells puzzles are red oh and there's no picture on this box so how am I supposed to work out what this is Ella tells him to start with the edges but she must warn him the image he sees may cause an outburst of emotions and Deadpool looks at the pile of pieces and says Karachi 11 years ago Ella asks what and Deadpool goes on stating that gig was Bonkers I even lost a foot but this photo sucks whoever took this photo just took pictures of bodies and not me being awesome like when I mowed down half of those guys with a Falafel Cart that I modded with a 30 caliber minigun Ella says that's what she wants him to see the bodies and Deadpool shouts that's the boring part she asks why is murder boring and Deadpool tells her I'm a mercenary not a murderer there's a difference Ella tells him so it's the money that motivate you because I don't believe that I think you enjoy killing people the two stop and they stare at each other for a few moments and Deadpool says okay when I was a kid I saw a fully grown man die because he slipped and fell off his porch everyone in the neighborhood was all shocked and stuff just then Deadpool Trails off Ella waits for Deadpool to continue the story and she asks you're saying and Deadpool stops huh wait she sigh dating that they'll come back to that later and Deadpool stretches telling her good because Deadpool's sleepy as the days went on Deadpool became more and more withdrawn from everyone starting to sleep out in the common area one of those days as male was called Deadpool receives a letter from himself he looks at it asking why would he mail himself something was it before he was locked up he opens the letter and sees just a single picture and one of the other inmates grabs it asking is that Charlie Chaplain Deadpool looks at the photo asking why would I send this to myself and another inmate says maybe because you are mental as everyone goes through their letters one of the guards stops by Kurt cell telling him that he got a letter from the parole board the guard holds the letter up to the cell so that Kurt can read it and begins to grind his teeth the guard says that they'll give it to him when he gets out of solitary and Kurt tells him not to bother just throw it away and burn it the guard asks bad news huh Kurt says yeah real bad news later that evening Ella heads home for the night to her apartment but before she has the chance to go up her landl asks if she can have a word some of the other residents have been complaining about a smell coming out of her room she understands that she works late and even stays overnight maybe she could remember to take the garbage out or clean the refrigerator that would probably help Ella looks away stating that she's sorry about that she's just been so engrossed with her work that she's been losing track of time she'll make sure everything's taken care of she walks upstairs and walks into her apartment which is just littered with trash and clothing she walks over to her refrigerator and opens it when she looks in she sigh back at crossmore two guards begin to walk over to solitary as they release one of the prisoners back into the common room as the first guard walks towards pod two the senior guard tells him to stop they are releasing pod three the first guard says that he's pretty sure they had two and the senior guard tells him that he wasn't there but Dr Whitby clearly said three the senior guard looks into Kurt's cells telling him all right you're free to come out and play however as Deadpool is sleeping in the common room he dreams of a sweet and pleasant dream with his future wife death except when she comes home she finds Deadpool sitting around their apartment telling him that he's a real loser Deadpool flips through the channels of their small TV asking what she's talking about and death says look at all the trash everywhere would it kill him to make a home-cooked meal or clean once in a while after A Hard Day's Work Deadpool asks what are you talking about A Hard Day's Work your death your job is nothing you're just are everyone else does work for you death size stating that she's leaving if he wants her he can get up and try and stop her Deadpool folds his arm stating I ain't getting up but out in the real world Kurt is screaming to Deadpool telling him to get up and after snoring and not waking up Kurt punches Deadpool off his table and one of the other inmates says that they should look under the mask to make sure it's really him as Kurt reaches down Deadpool reaches up grabbing Kurt by the throat telling him hell yeah and he throws him across the common room Deadpool looks at the other inmate asking you're ready for a fight right because I so am while Deadpool's brawl breaks out over in the hallways Ella runs in stating that she got the message what's going on and ases tells her that it's bloody obvious isn't it they're quilling a riot Ella tells him to wait she just isn't going to let him do anything to but before she could finish she's hit with a shock stick and aim says that they'll deal with her later they need to hurry and restore order to this prison back in the common area Kurt whacks Deadpool in the back of the head with a shock stick and then jumps on his back as the others begin to punch him ases and his men reach for the door to that common area but before he can enter he tells the guards to wait a minute maybe this can uh resolve itself as Kurt pulls back the shock stick against Deadpool's throat he shouts why why did she choose you she was mine and then you showed up and she kicked me out she signed off on my freaking parole I don't want to be set free I love her man but if killing you means that I get to stay here then I'm going to do it Deadpool coughs telling him I got a better idea soon all the inmates run to the door banging on it shouting to let them out and as Ames and his men rush in they begin to detain everyone a week later the hearing for Kurt being released on parole is called and Ames meets with the board personally as a character witness the board goes through Kurt's papers asking it would seem that he had run into with another inmate named Wade Wilson ases tells him yeah and while Deadpool has been permanently relocated to solitary confinement he'll still receive treat treat by their psychologist over in that unit Ella walks into his cell telling them that she's really sorry that all of this has happened the moment she filed a complaint against as he filed over 30 right back at her she's a failure after a few moments of Silence she asks him to say something but the voice that responds it isn't Deadpools back in the hearing the board tells Ames that they need a moment to speak with Kurt alone so that they can move this along Ames leaves the room giving Kurt a thumbs up and after he leaves the board tells Kurt that if he would please rise they've reviewed everything and they've made a determination his parole has been granted and he is now a free man over in solitary confinement Ella pauses and Kurt is sitting there asking her do you believe that it's possible for you to love one of your patients Ella begins a run towards am's office and as she storms in she asks is he gone yet and Ames asks what are you talking about L yells Kurt has he left outside of the prison Kurt walks outside when Ella runs after him telling him to wait Kurt stops and go was on stating that she can't believe she's saying this but she loves him at first she thought it was simply a girlish fascination with death but her feelings they truly intensified with the time that they spent together she is madly in love with him and now that he is no longer a prisoner her Kurt turns and he walks away Ella calls out that maybe they should go see a film together one of her favorites is The Great Dictator it's a masterpiece by Charlie Chaplain Deadpool pulls the bandages off of his face telling her you're the one that sent me that photo Ella runs up stating that she couldn't bear to see him so withdrawn from everything but this this is fate inside Deadpool's mind he tells himself this ugly chick is crazy but not sexy crazy she's like ugly scary Ella holds Deadpool by the hand telling him she understands him better than anyone else out there this is meant to be and as she pulls Deadpool close she puckers up to give him a kiss two days later after Deadpool's Great Escape he sits in a dark alleyway eating a can of beans trying to figure out what to do next if he was to leave the country the police would just go after him if he stays then it means that he's going to have to stay in England and that totally sucks the other problem is Ella witby the doctor that confessed her love to him though he made it pretty clear with a sweet roundhouse kick to her face that he wasn't interested he then sigh stating that he just needs to forget about that chick she's way too crazy even for him there's no telling what a crazy person is going to do and then a voice tells him that she can hello lover Deadpool looks up to see Ella standing there and as he gets up she stops him telling him it's it's okay she brought him a new costume to wear Deadpool says look I'm pretty sure you got the wrong idea about this whole thing there isn't anything between us it's just me like it's just you she tells him that she gets it she's not his kind of girl he's attracted to the daring and dangerous types but soon he'll realize just how daring she can be she drops her trench coat showing off a rather revealing and unflattering Deadpool costume underneath Deadpool screams oh my God my eyes and Ella says that she is quite dangerous too she's killed people people with poison strangulation and a knife even a gun she takes out a pistol and begins recklessly firing it at Deadpool before she can realize the Deadpool snatches the gun out of her hands and holds it to the back of her head she shutters telling him yes take her make her one of his conquests Deadpool shouts ducking yuck and he pistol whips Ella and begins to run away a short while later Ella begins to wake back up and she rubs her head seeing Deadpool gone but he left her something his can of beans so the guane person she takes the can and licks it the next morning Deadpool wakes up in an Alleyway to the gentle nibbles of maggots on his face and he finally tells himself okay it's time to leave this place after getting dressed in his costume he runs out into the street and punches a man yelling you just got jacked Dingus Deadpool style except the car he stole was extremely tiny because it's in England and it doesn't go very fast because it's in England which believe it or not has a purpose a few moments later up on the highway Deadpool putts through the traffic jam yelling this is genius however it doesn't take long for the cops to spot him he begins to yell oh One Time's trying to gaffle me he gets out of the car telling the cops to pump the brakes there's one thing that he has that British cops don't guns just then a large military helicopter flies over his head shouting Drop The Tool Mate as the helicopter's gun turns to Deadpool he tells it okay I Surrender the British ages begin to run out taking Deadpool down and Deadpool asks why are there oh these guys are the Queen's Secret Service which means she's close by one of the agents radios that they have the subject in custody go ahead and bring the van around as the agent looks back though he sees all of his men tied up before the agent can even figure out what's going on Deadpool pistol whips him in the head taking his radio telling everyone please be advised the armed gunman has escaped and is on the loose the men watching over the Queen's Carriage all begin getting in it and the queen asks what's even happening out there the agent leading the men tells her that he begs her pardon but there's been an incident a man with a gun is close by as the last agent climbs in Deadpool wearing one of the agent suits says actually he has four guns check it out he knocks all the men out and the queen says that she would like to ask does he plan on killing them Deadpool tells her nope I'm just hitching a ride have you seen the traffic out there it's bonkers the queen says Okay so we're hostages and Deadpool says I'm not quite sure yet and the queen says that he doesn't seem very prepared for this kind of a situation Deadpool yells back at her look I'm working on it okay no more questions and uh since you're so old and wise what would you do if you were you know me queen says that she would surrender immediately since they have no idea who he even is and Deadpool tells her hang on not I know why you don't know me yet he puts on his mask and simply says boom Queen asks if he's recently escaped from a mental institution and Deadpool Smiles stating you do know me one of the agents begins to wake up and after cracking him in the head again with a pistol Deadpool says look I'm just trying to get away from this chick who's obsessed with me she claims that she's killed people and she's really really crazy the queen asks would he happen to be talking about Dr witbe if what he says is true she'll look into the matter personally Deadpool then says the worst part is she's doing a dressed as me like she's trying to beat me it's kind of weird and gross a few moments later gunfire can be heard from the coach and the outside agents quickly surround the area suddenly the door flies open and Deadpool stumbles out and the Agents begin to beat him down one of the agents shouts to check on the queen from the other side the queen runs out as the agents go look inside of the carriage they find the queen still there though dressed up as one of the agents when the agent looks back to the queen he's punched down Deadpool now wearing the Queen's dress and Crown says it's just such a good idea I'm now the Queen of England just then the mailman shouts and Deadpool points his gun at him asking you wouldn't happen to have any mail for Dr Ella Whitby would you by any chance later that night Deadpool stands out in the street looking at the letter that he stole from the mailman stating that this place can't tell if she's just then Ella walks out of her building dressed for work at 900 p.m. Deadpool Waits until she leaves and says all right time to be a dick as in detective he climbs in through the side of the building and into Ella's apartment and quickly notices that Ella is a total slob probably just trying to be like him he then tells himself all oh need to focus I'm here to try and find evidence that Ella is a maniac Psycho Killer as he searches he begins to smell a very particularly bad odor he heads over to the kitchen he looks in the refrigerator and as it opens up he says it's just a severed head oh it's my severed head wait that's not just my head there are several body parts in here she's got enough to make an entire body why would she have my body part Deadpool then barfs in his mask it rips the mask off shouting so uncool and as he washes his mask in the sink he then sees a picture of warden aims with the information of his daily schedule specifically the 1000 p.m. part and it finally hits Deadpool he looks at the time showing 929 and says that Ella isn't going to work she's going to air quote work she's going to kill the warden he begins to think for a moment and then he says wait is that such a bad thing no wait actually yes yes it is if she's going to do it as me like defending her or some crap there's no way that I would do that he puts his mask back on and then he sigh stating that it still smells like puke gross he runs out of the building trying to take out a new mask asking himself how Ella could try to kill ases like he would would she stuff his mouth with TNT bash him the head with a mallet shoot him out of a cannon he then stops and says that's it I would teabag him first have replaced all of A's teabags with ammonium nitrate and then I turn his gas stove on so that his Kettle goes off and his whole house goes boom that's how the English people make tea right whatever Deadpool then sneaks up to am's house and when he looks in the window he sees Ella sitting there with a gun in her hand he leans back stating that she's probably going to give him some long speech about why she's doing this that is so lame a few moments later A's door opens and Ella says why hello you have no idea how long she's been waiting for this Deadpool walks in telling her you're right I have no idea and I really don't give a flying duck he's here because he can't stomach the idea of her killing in his name that isn't what he does and when he does it he does it with a lot more style Elan says that she's so glad that he came here she's hoping that they could do this together and Deadpool then asks what killing the warden that ain't going to happen I warned him off and I maybe hit him a few extra times because of the whole solitary thing she leans in stating of course he did but that's not what she's talking about suddenly the kettle on the stove goes off and the entire building explodes Deadpool gets back up stating you know that would have been really impressive because that is something I would have done except for the part of dying and all that wouldn't have happened guess there's only one thing left to do he heads back to Ella's apartment to throw out his body parts that Ella has been saving after tossing the last bag out the window he says you know that might be why I hated Ella so much she was trying to beat me just then the door to the apartment opens up and a horribly burned Ella shambles in holding a gun asking why Deadpool looks at her it's not you it's me you may love me but I love someone else Ella asks Deadpool who and Deadpool says it doesn't matter who all that matters is that it's not you she lowers the gun stating she knows but it will be she takes the gun putting the barrel into her mouth Deadpool runs trying to stop her but before he can make it Ella pulls the trigger blood splatters onto his mask and he watches as her body falls to the ground and then then he tells himself okay now it's time to leave England however the next morning in the trash the garbage man notices something in the dumpster moving the man calls his partner over to have a look at it and then he says blood me is that bloody thing alive The Voice then calls out where are we why are you guys talking like Pirates while the whole world is out looking for Deadpool some people are just trying to go about their day as best they can at the British airport a businessman gets rid aboard his personal plane to fly back to New York when he notices an awful smell coming out of the cabin the man gags asking what is that smell and over sitting in his chair the patchwork evil pool whose stitched up left arm is actually a right arm tells him that's the smell of Destiny as in It's Your Destiny to give me a ride over to the States because your entire crew they're tied up so you kind of don't have a choice while evil pool's plane begins to tank off out in the middle of the sea on a freighter Deadpool breaks into a crate slightly regretting not stealing a plane but since he's trying to keep a low profile while getting back to the States well this works once the crate lid pops off Deadpool shouts booah and he pulls out a can of food his brain tells him that it's dog food while his thumb covers up the dog part of it and he says that maybe it's just the company's mascot he PR off the top and he looks at it telling his brain thanks for the warning this is dog food well time to eat back on the plane the businessman asks evil poool what he wants and evil pool tells him I would like pretzels the businessman says that there aren't any pretzels and evil pool then says well then there isn't anything that you can do for me unlike the pilot and the co-pilot who fly the plane the stewardess was just so much fun to Lear at so watch this he leans over in his chair and leers at the woman who scoots away and evil poool says see that girl's a keeper but you you're kind of useless since you're probably going to be killed the businessman yells that that would be a stupid thing to do he's worth billions he can do anything and Evol tells him okay I'm going to consult my brain for a moment and my brain says that I should set you on fire and kick you out of the plane he looks over at the AL alcohol at the bar and he says after much deliberation I've reached a conclusion 5 seconds later the businessman is set on fire and kicked out of the plane and over on the freighter Deadpool stuffs himself with dog food sighing thinking about Ella Whitby and what she did for her it was easy to off herself she said she was going to do it and she did it boom gone but him this healing Factor makes it impossible to just die oh oh well might as well get the next part over with Deadpool grabs an axe breaking a lock on one of the shipping containers and he opens it asking any of you guys speak English a group of women look up and one of them says that she knows a little and Deadpool says so what's the deal here why you all in the freighter the woman then stands up stating that they are from Croatia and others are from Ukraine men say they want to make them models and then take their passports Deadpool says that's what I thought don't worry I'm going to help in New York I know a Russian consulate who can take care of your problems now take this gun and if anyone opens the door blast them the woman asks how would she know not to shoot him and Deadpool says I'll say the password something like hey it's it's me you got it good Deadpool starts to close the door and the woman says wait the men out there have guns and Deadpool flexes stating I got two of my own guns baby boom and then Deadpool proceeded to use them to kill all of the Smugglers once the room was clear Deadpool hops onto the control stating that this is going to be easy I used to be a pirate before the woman from before tells him that he's a good man and Deadpool tells her nah not really I kill people for money the woman says they don't have any money and Deadpool spins around telling her oh no I didn't do this for your money think of this is a freebie no payment required the woman touches Deadpool's chest telling him that he has a good heart and Deadpool turns back stating maybe some parts are good but other parts not so much we should probably go get you guys something to eat and get some sleep we'll be in New York in the morning the woman says that she can make him some food and Deadpool tells her nah I'm good there's this sick ass Jimmy chunka place in New Jersey I want to hit when we get home got some real gut busting stuff can't fill up on crap before then you know what I'm saying the woman stares at him and says that no she does not she's going to sleep and wait for morning the next morning Deadpool drops the girls on off with the Russian consulate and then he starts walking in New Jersey to get himself some of those chiby chongas as he walks across the bridge he notices a man standing on the edge telling everyone to get away from him so Deadpool runs up asking dude are you going to kill yourself is it cool if I watch the man shouts no it's not cool this is kind of a private moment and Deadpool says oh okay understandable it's just that I want to kill myself too the man tells him look there's no freaking way we're doing it together I can't have my family thing I was you know Deadpool waves his hand and he starts walking up telling him fine fine but then the man said says that he has cancer Deadpool spins back telling him really so do I but that isn't why I want to kill myself or maybe it is I don't know is killing a bunch of people might factor into it as well the man that asks well would you mind killing me because the thought of jumping off the bridge is kind of scary meanwhile over at the restaurant the Deadpool wants to go to Evil pool walks in telling the cashier I'm going to need some chimmy chungas Pronto the cashier says that they aren't open yet and evil pool says look I didn't fly in from England on a private jet to teleport off of that jet just to be told no now make some chimy Changas the cashier pauses and asks teleporter and Evol says yeah I got one of those cuz I'm baller and the cashier says you also have a jet and Evol says yeah you want to see it should be landing right about now and the cashier looks up the window to see the plane that evil pool stole crashing into the George Washington Bridge underneath the George Washington Bridge the suicidal man gets up gasping for air looking up at The Burning Bridge shutting holy crap a Deadpool swims up behind him telling him crazy huh can't believe we survived that oh wait I was going to kill you now relax with one snap it'll all be over the man struggles to get free telling him wait wait wait wait I want to live now just leave me alone he begins to swim away and Deadpool scofs telling him fine heav yourway passed up at a golden opportunity to go out to BL the glory as Deadpool drags himself out of the waters he finally reaches the restaurant that he wanted to go to but he finds it destroyed and on fire he asks one simple question who would do such a thing and the voice behind him tells him hey what what's up Deadpool turns around to see evil poool standing there Deadpool yells this place was my all-time favorite and evil poool tells him H my too but uh blowing it up seemed like an evil thing to do Deadpool that asks did you at least eat here first an evil pool tells him oh yeah lifechanging stuff the two glare at each other for a moment and evil pool says isn't this freaking you out and Deadpool turns walking away standing eh EV thinks to himself there's no way I'm going to let this slide you must be thinking something to do like running me over with a garbage truck or something and Deadpool does and as he crashes the garbage truck into evil poool he last stating God I love crashing into stuff that's what evil poool who's now sitting in the passenger te tells him yeah so do I and he kicks Deadpool out of the truck Deadpool lands on his back thinking what am I supposed to do this guy knows all my moves so evil poool rips the shifter off and jumps out of the truck hitting Deadpool and as he cracks Deadpool on the face he stops asking why aren't you blocking this Deadpool leans up with a gun and evil pool tells him nice and Deadpool opens fire evil poool begins to run away and as Deadpool takes aim again he looks closer to see that evil pool's left arm is twisting back and he asks why do you have a backwards arm evil pool begins to shoot and the two of them keep pulling the trigger until they run out of bullets as the two pause Deadpool says this would be cool if we had bigger guns and evil pool tells him yeah okay how about we pick a time and place Deadpool tells him 11:00 and evil pool tells him Carnegie Park Deadpool gets up holding a side asking him which weapons cash are you going to get evil tells him not 93 K and Deadpool tells him you're messed up South marker street is where the good stuff is later that night at the weapons cash at Cromwell and Highland neither of the places that the two of them spoke about Deadpool begins to unlock the door as he opens it the doors explode and evil poool asks who you try to fool this is the place where all the good stuff is now you're probably wondering why this is happening but Deadpool stops from telling him I remember getting my head cut off like 3 years ago so you probably don't know that 2 years ago I got real paranoid because of a guy named Norman Osborne because of that I booby chopped some of my gun drops like the ones with the good stuff 2 seconds later the car that Deadpool plac the bombs underneath explodes lighting up the entire city a couple of minutes later Deadpool watches the burning building stating there is no way that he made it out of that right and that's what he hears a gun being cocked and evil poool stands there with a rifle pointed right at him with Deadpool stating this is why nobody likes me Evol tells him you got a lot to learn and Deadpool says yeah and you're going to teach me right just pull the damn trigger Deadpool waits for a second and then turns around to see evil pool is already gone and he shouts I just got punked what now evil poool is going to go do something that I would do and that would be but before Deadpool could say it he's struck in the head with something he rolls around asking who would do that and he went oh wait not him and the Red and Blue Blur shoots by and a voice says no more Second Chances Deadpool this is it you're done Deadpool looks up to see Captain America Deadpool throws his hands up telling him wait I can't explain cap and cap punches them telling him Bruce gave you a chance we thought you could be cured but there's no cure for you Deadpool gets up and he begins running yelling him just give give me a second and cat throws his shield into Deadpool's back telling him no if you won't listen to The Hulk you're not going to listen to me you broke out of prison and then you crashed a jet into the George Washington Bridge Deadpool gets up telling him it wasn't me it was my evil twin and cap Stomps on his head telling him right Deadpool jumps up to avoid getting hit again as he lands cap throws his shield again Deadpool catches it tup screw that I'm not some kind of terrorist cap tells him that's pretty impressive now let's see if you can use it Deadpool throws the shield and misses so lunges forward knocking Deadpool to the ground pinning him getting ready to punch him again as the shield comes back it hits cap in the back of the neck and Deadpool gets up running away shouting I'm not as bad as you think the next day Deadpool heads to another cash trying to figure out what his evil self would do he would have to do something and beat him to the punch now what would he do that's so evil oh I know Cap's not going to be happy about that Deadpool runs outside telling a woman give me that and he starts to shoot his gun everyone screams looking at him and Deadpool says my name is Deadpool and the vest here is named named hair trigger bomb explosion and if that doesn't excite you how about this I'm going to kill the hell out of this kid meanwhile over at the precinct mayor J Jonah Jameson tells police chief pratchet that they need to start kicking in more doors and doing more raids pratchet says that he'll let the commander know himself it's going to take some time though Joan Ys today we got to start today and just then a group of officers running shouting that Deadpool's taking a child hostage in Time Square Jonah shouts that's what I'm talking about we need to get out there and get in front of this but then another officer comes in telling pratchet that his wife is but pratchet says that he'll have to call him back the officer says that she's not on the phone she is and that's when pret's wife Melissa runs in screaming the kids they're gone pratchet asks her what is she doing and Melissa holds up a letter with blood stating got your kids and a picture of Deadpool is on them bradet looks at the raid officers telling them to hand him his weapons and Back in Time Square Deadpool kicks a cab driver out of his car telling the child to just sit there and not move the boy begins to cry staring please don't and Deadpool says look I'm not going to shoot you I just need to steal this bad man's Thunder you know what I mean the boy shakes his head and Deadpool says look if the bad man's going to kill a kid he won't bother if the shock value is taken away from him just take my word on it but up in the building across the way evil pool looks out the window standing over a knocked out Captain America a short while later Deadpool looks around outside at all of the cop cars surrounding him stating crab's gotten pretty real all of a sudden huh elsewhere in the train yard pret's children sit watching evil poool who is currently sleeping evil pool snores waking himself up and his son gets up asking do you know who my daddy is evil pool reaches into his bag pulling out tape telling him actually yeah I know exactly who he is why do you think I took you smarty pants back in the precinct pratchet runs out of the building with his rifle and Jonah stops him telling him he doesn't want to do this pratchet shouts I'm going to get my family back and then there's a bip bip bip an electronic voice says that they need to speak with whoever is in charge and pratchet asks who is this and a tetrolic woman in a motorized wheelchair responds interpo [ __ ] pret says that he appreciates interpol's interest but the NYPD is not requesting any support from the woman agent Kemp says that's the thing we have do you know how many people are after Deadpool unfortunately for him you're going to have to get in line Back in Time Square Deadpool Peaks out a window asking get this getting any worse the boy says that he's got to use the bathroom so Deadpool stares for a moment and asks wait number one or number two the boy doesn't say anything so Deadpool does him actually good do it in my bag back over at the precinct pret holds up the letter from Deadpool stating look he took my kids last night I'm going no matter what you say Kemp tells him that that's impossible they've been monitoring Deadpool's movements by satellite for the past 3 days other than taking the child that he has right now he hasn't kidnapped anyone else then a voice comes up and goes if he hasn't then his partner did Deadpool's not working alone cap storms through the crowd stating I've been shadowing Deadpool myself and then I was attacked and knocked out if I was attacked that means that Deadpool probably knew he was being followed there's a reason for all of this and Jonah asks a trap a short while later once the police move into Time Square cap tells Kemp that she's going to need to pull her men out Kemp says the Deadpool is one man with one hostage he's completely surrounded by train agents waiting to and cap asks what are they going to do shoot him arrest him you have no idea what you're dealing with Kemp stares for a moment and then says neither do you patet runs out of the swad fan stating that deadp just threw someone out of a car and over the radio an officer yells that they're moving in it appears that deadpol threw out a bag of human feces he just kind of chucked it out the window and uh stuck it to a wall cap snap cches the radio shouting to the officers to get away from the bag and Evacuate the entire square and all of the officers begin to clear out but back in the cab Deadpool asks the boy you like video games right games like Grand Theft Auto the boy says mom will let me play those games so Deadpool tells him it doesn't matter one pedal moves the car the other stops the car I'm going to need you to get the hell out of here a few moments later the taxi speeds off leaving Deadpool out in the open a second later Deadpool detonates the feces bomb that he threw out the window allowing him to escape during the confusion later at one of Deadpool's hideouts he looks at himself in a mirror stating that evil pool wants to teach him a lesson he wants him to see how other people see him homicidal maniac unstable untrustworthy a walking disaster looking for a place to happen he wants to show him that he's the only one fooled by The Mask Deadpool takes it off stating I already know that people are afraid of me now it's time for me to be the one teaching the lesson later in a warehouse Deadpool stands out in the open calling out to evil pool evil pool teleports in punching him in the back and then teleports away as Deadpool tries to counter Deadpool shouts asking you know why I stopped using teleporters cuz it made things too easy how about taking off the training wheels and get in the ring he then pulls out his katas and evil pool shouts in the other room not by the hair on my chinny Jin chin inside of the room evil pool Whispers to ratchet's kids stating sh be V vowe quiet my little piggies back inside Deadpool begins to load up the door with explosives but before he can push the dead natator he shot in the back of the head Deadpool then drops his remote and pratchet kicks it away asking did you really think that I wouldn't know that you were going to be setting up a trap he bashes Deadpool with the gut asking where are my kids and Deadpool looks back at the door stating oh they must be in there pratchet then shouts to his kids that he's coming but just before Deadpool can grab the remote evil pool teleports in grabbing it evil pool pushes the button but the door doesn't explode and instead a beeping sound can be heard from the duffel bag behind evil pool as that bag explodes it blows evil poool to Pieces tadpool jumps up stating that it looks at the cops trying to say something but I can't hear him with all this ringing he says maybe something like thank you from the bottom of my heart and then pratice starts to shoot at Deadpool again Deadpool jumps to the side shooting his own gun and then the lock on the door stating look just get your kids and get out of here as pratchet leaves evil pool shuffles out missing a leg stating there's got to be a joke to be had here and Deadpool dos him nah there's just an ass kicking contest before the two of them start fighting evil poool pulls off his mask asking do you know why all of this happened it was so that you could see that no matter how many stupid kids you save or goofy ass civilians you take a bullet for they will look at you and see nothing but a monster Deadpool tells him yeah I figured that that was the lesson but then I look at you and all I see are the parts of me that I want dead here it is is I'm trying to find a way to permanently end this messed up life and it would be all kinds of pointless if I left you here we're both the same Eva pull shouts nope wrong when I crashed that jet into the bridge or when I nuked the Taco Shack I did it because I loved it this life is awesome and things are just getting started that's when there's another and cap walks to telling him wrong dro the weapons Evol laughs asking did you just get me to confess all of that so that Captain America can hear me and as cap says both of you deadful size he says evidently not Evol pulls out a gun telling him I'm just going to blow there but then he's struck with a dart and the officers unloaded to him Deadpool runs over pulling the dart asking what's this and the Agents say that it wasn't from them Deadpool looks back at evil pool and his skin begins turning to normal and he says that it looks like he got his wish holy crap evil poool is actually dying Deadpool asks how how is he turning to normal and then he pushes the button on evil pool's teleporter before we jump into what Deadpool's gotten himself into though we have to look back to something that started 5 months ago in na'vi Michigan at a storage facility the owner tells the agent that he's got until six to clean it out and the agent says that he understands as the shutters open the agent starts to dump the contents of all of the boxes looking for something specific and then he gets a phone call he answers in a voice asks so and the agent rubs his head stating that it's just more dead ends every lead that they've had didn't go anywhere The Voice then asked asks what about the aunt you said you found and the agent says that she was dead almost 2 years ago another suicide this family's got some serious mental issues as the agent pauses he looks at the ground and says jackpot there's a scrapbook here baby's first word baby's first haircut the voice on the line tells the agent to send him that book flash forward to the present and Deadpool finds himself in a dump shouting I was so close evil Pool died when it should have been me I've got to come up with a new plan to figure out who wants me dead I better call the xforce few days later Deadpool stands outside of The xforce Hideout with Wolverine asking him so there's a serum that nullifies mutations and you've already used it Deadpool shouts yep and I'm going to use it again if you don't but Wolverine stops him asking are we sure that it's you and Deadpool tells him 100% so Wolverine tells him okay then let's go kill Kingpin before everyone leaves Wolverine asks why did you come to us with this anyway Deadpool tells him it's because X Force takes down threats to humankind right and Wolverine tells him yeah but that isn't what you do you're more of a lone wolf gun blazing type maybe psylock can get a read psylock looks into Deadpool's mind which is in complete chaos with how many voices are actually inside of his head he Sid and says that he just needs their help and Wolverine lets out a small laugh so Deadpool says fine you know what I'll handle it myself psylock Whispers to Wolverine that as far as she can tell he's being honest he really does want this and he really doesn't want to ask for help however this isn't the start of Deadpool's master plan it actually starts started a few days ago with dhin Wolverine's son after explaining the situation to him and how the serum Works dhin told him something about this sounds too good to be true but I do wish you good luck on dying but that wasn't the only thing just the other day Deadpool had sent Bob to meet with Kingpin to let him know about the serum Kingpin sits at his desk with Typhoid Mary and he says that he wants him to find this serum to kill Deadpool why Bob kicks his feet up on the desk telling him because that jerk shot me in the leg and I hate him Kingpin doesn't no you miss understand I want to know why I should do anything for you and remove your foot before I have it removed Kingpin then asks again why do I want to kill Deadpool and Bob says because I just want to take him down a peeg maybe if he wasn't unkillable anymore he would have some empathy for the rest of us what do you say Kingpin tells him no I'm not going to help you frankly I don't even know where to begin Bob tells him that that's kind of surprising he thought that if anybody would know where to find a serum that would remove mutations it would be Kingpin the big Crime Boss of Kingpin stops him and tells him leave now before I do what natural selection should have done a long time ago Bob asks him what and Kingpin throws Bob out in the streets and tells Mary to find that serum Mary says why would he want to worry about killing Deadpool when he's already running a global Empire Kingpin tells her I couldn't care less about Deadpool but a serum that can negate mutant powers that my dear tyho Mary is an asset that could be used not only to protect an Empire but to EXP band an Empire deploy the hand back in the present at the X-Force Hideout now that Deadpool's master plan has been pushed into motion Wolverine says okay I got the names of four snipers who are currently active in New York we can forget about two of them because when we checked where the shot was fired from their sents weren't there the other two are named cavic and v buurin fanto x and sysock will take the Serb and myself and Nightcrawler will take up the Dutchman Deadpool asks what about me and Wolverine tells him you stay here odds are these two guys are the ones that fired that shot which is why you need to stay we need to catch this guy not kill him Deadpool he has okay okay fine you're right and I'm wrong you're smart and I'm dumb you're the ones that that a teleporter and I'm the one with the teleporter as Nightcrawler jumps to grab Deadpool Deadpool presses the button and begins to fade away everyone begins to look around for Deadpool but ftoc says that what they need to do now is kill those snipers 18 minutes later xforce appears at the first location to find van be and has already been murdered but as Wolverine looks at the body he says that it wasn't a Deadpool Ty Bo Mary walks up with their ninjas telling him no it wasn't elsewhere dhen leans back on a pool table telling someone that just in case he didn't know Deadpool is still alive figer he'd let him know since he went to such a lengths to kill him oh and you should get a new sniper if you want someone to actually get the job done the man tells dhin that he doesn't know what he's talking about and dhin tells him really well in that case I'll just leave later on top of a building Deadpool shouts all right the pieces are set and Bob tells him but you don't even know how to play chess and Deadpool tells him sure I do I just don't know how to play by the rules also at this time in the lab a scientist answers his phone telling him yes he can make more but not much more the original DNA sample is almost and the voice from before shouts just give me as much as you can to do it fast and he hangs up and now we discover the voice that started this belongs to none other than Tombstone back at the building deadful watches as an ambulance speeds bind he says that it looks like his exp pals are sure having fun and Bob asks fun this isn't fun this is I don't even know what this is what are we even doing and Deadpool tells him we're sticking a plan we should probably scoot before we're seen and just then Spider-Man swings by over with tombstone he gets a call from his agent stating that he's the one who screwed up the job he's gone problem is that he was gone before they even got there and Tombstone asks was it Deadpool and the agent says it was big and nasty enough to be but no you're not going to like who it was it was the hand a short while later over at kingpin's Tower Typhoid Mary walks in all bloody up and kingpen asks her what happened she tells him well there was a fight and the issue they ran into is that van bun was dead before they got there so what they now know is that Wolverine is looking for the serum as well and unless they believe in incredible coincidences they also know that vanan was the trigger man Kingpin says we still don't know who hired him or who killed him and until we know that just then a voice calls out stating that maybe they can help him with that back at The Hideout Wolverine says that he knows who killed van buen Dakin night carler asks why would he be looking for the serum and Wolverine tells him most likely to use it on him or wait where's Deadpool psylock pulls up the TV and as the screen lights up a reporter says that there have been several explosions that went off tonight obliterating several Diamond District offices speculation as to what the motivation behind the attack has been rampant but one theory in particular has caught a lot of people's attention and they now go live to One Police Plaza reporters swarm around Chief pratchet asking if it's true that all of those businesses were secretly owned by Wilson fist is this a Fallout from the gang war Wolverine sigh daating you stupid and Deadpool tells him yeah you saw it huh nice I'm awesome huh Wolverine turns and he swings but Deadpool catches the punch pulling his gun telling fonto to drop Wolverine tells him don't tell me that you started a gang war and Deadpool tells him that he didn't start a gang war but he made it look like there's a gang war starting just then Deadpool screams as Wolverine pops his claws into his hand and Deadpool thinks that he probably should have saw that coming he shout to asking did you realize how close I was to having people notice us Spider-Man almost caught me and who could be next the Fantastic fourward The Avengers most of the Heavy Hitters live in New York City Fantom X says so it was an overly elaborate smoke screen and Deadpool tells him masterfully executed back at the pool hall Tombstone asks so Deadpool shot you and Bob says uh-huh and I want to make him pay for it Tombstone asks what would make you think that I can help you and Bob says well I don't really know if you can I just thought that since you know you spend a a lot of time in prison you might have had a lot of time to think Tombstone asks if I could kill Deadpool and that's a big if I would want to do it myself Bob says yeah but see I can get close to him he would never suspect it Tombstone pauses for a moment and then asks how soon can you get close to him and Bob says I'm not sure maybe within an hour Tombstone says so he's in the city Bob begins to panic and he teleports away earlier back at kingpin's Tower Kingpin looks at Tombstone asking how did you get here and Stone tells him with my charm of course but now that I'm here what's going on do we have some beef that I didn't know about and Kingpin tells him I'm not particularly grateful for my business needing Renovations Tombstone tells him it wasn't me and Kingpin asks what makes you think that I was coming after you Tombstone laughs and he says I'm beginning to think that you're not well have you had any strange visitors lately back at the current time in the pool hall Tombstone tells his driver to bring the car around they're going to the lab underneath that pool table the danen leaned up against earlier a small device begins to beep as the driver goes outside dhin appears behind him stating so where's this lab meanwhile over at xforce psylock asks how are they going to deal with daket and fanto says directly I'd suggest Wolverine says that's my son and fonto X tells him it sounds like a wolverine problem is now become an xforce problem Deadpool then says I'll handle Dakin you should go find the seum while I keep dck and busy back over at the pool hall Tombstone notices that his driver never came back and that his car has been stolen he runs into the streets stealing a car and he speeds down to the lb he asks himself who would want to be screwing with me Fisk nah Deadpool he's going to be sorry he but as Tombstone pulls up to the lab he sees the scientist is now on fire the next day as dhin is sitting for lunch he notices his phone ringing he then looks at the number and asks how did you get this number Deadpool tells him around also did you know that nobody likes you anyway did you find it yet Dakin tells him find one what exactly and Deadpool says just cut the BS we both know you're in New York for a reason and it ain't for the cocoa van Dak and then asks are you following me and Deadpool tells him I was until you sit down just then Dak and feels a thump coming from underneath him Deadpool pokes the floor stating I just needed to know where you were sitting so that I could plant to C4 all I want to do is give you a message it's from your dad get the hell out of New York City daken asks why wouldn't he just deliver the message himself and Deadpool tells him because he has more important stuff to do right now or at least more important than you Deadpool takes the C4 down telling him okay you can go now later back at xforce Deadpool tells everyone I have no idea where Dak it is Wolverine tells him kingpin's dug himself deep and he hasn't left his building in 2 days and fonto xai telling he fears that their cause is lost Deadpool says don't get mad at me I've been working on something I got a guy in the inside at kingpin's building he's going to call later and inform us where the weak spots are and believe me when I say that this guy knows all of the weak spots meanwhile over at kingpin's Tower after getting hit one last time Kingpin asks Bob did you really think that I wouldn't find out what you were up to Bob coughs holding his side stating I I don't even know what I'm up to look you don't have to torture me just the thought of you torturing me is enough to make me spill the beads tyo Mary tells him to relax they didn't kidnap him for information they kidnapped him cuz they needed bait a few seconds later a loud explosion goes off and Typhoid Mary says well well we got a nipple up above Deadpool and exforce burst in and they charge through a group of hand ninjas with Wolverine asking this is the weak spot Typhoid Mary hurries up to see what's going on and tells Deadpool that she was expecting to see him and it would be more of an intimate thing she wasn't expecting him to bring friends Wolverine asks what is she talking about and in Deadpool's head he tells himself oh shizel got to protect the ruse psylock overhears his thoughts asking ruse and Deadpool shouts to Knight crawl in a hurry and get psylock out of here night carler does just that and as the others spot Kingpin they begin to run towards him Deadpool sees Wolverine and fonto Mi going and he shouts look out and he shoots a nearby statue Wolverine asks what are they looking out for but then the statue gives way and it comes crashing down on Wolverine and phantomx Deadpool tells himself all right these guys aren't idiots they're going to know what I'm up to but it doesn't matter it's do or die a few moments later Up on the Rooftop kingpinner runs out of the elevator to his helicopter but before he can get on it he sees Deadpool standing in his way Deadpool tells him you're going to have to get used to this kind of thing happening because until I'm dead and gone I'm just going to keep coming what are you waiting for you want to ra yourself with this nightmare Kingpin then you got to go through me and just then another voice says don't you me go through US Mr Wilson Deadpool looks past Kingpin to see Bob and a second later the rest of xforce is Bing in with Nightcrawler's teleporting ability and Wolverine asks yeah don't you mean us Deadpool size telling Kingpin remember who is the one who saved you not that I plan on being around to collecting any debt or anything Deadpool pulls the pin on a few grenades tossing them and before they can hit the ground fanto shoots them back causing them to bounce into the helicopter Deadpool ducks for cover as he shouts a freaking FR s what Kingpin then runs towards the ledge jumping up staying the ride would have probably crashed anyway I'm really not the best pilot but I do always wear a parachute Wolverine shouts I knew Wade was lying about something but before Wolverine could move he's shot with a dart in the back of the neck he stops moving and across the way dhin continues to watch him through the scope of a sniper rifle Deadpool yells finally someone was going to come up with it sooner or later now it's time to get the serum Bob reaches out stating wait but Deadpool shouts damn it I've got to get daked before he gets away let me go Bob but just then Deadpool feels a sharp pain in his chest and he looks down to see Bob injecting the serum stating I am letting you go Deadpool grabs Bob and the two of them teleport away and he asks you got something you want to tell me Bob Bob looks away stating remember when I said I had to go to Tombstone to make a deal well I did like for reals and I had the cooker make some stuff based on your DNA didn't really understand at all but but he said that he had some secret ingredient and it turned out to be just baby hair Deadpool says that he sent him to pretend to betray him and you actually betrayed me Bob Bob holds his hands up to brace for a hit stating I did but you were just getting out of control getting the mutants involved you started a gang war Deadpool someone needs to stop you Deadpool Pats Bob in the shoulder he says it's okay dude and Bob says holy you really did want this to happen Edo tells him yeah when I'm looking for our friends which I'll never have that'll kill me which also could never happen because I just wanted someone to care about me except no one will and I knew I could count on you Bob says well congratulations then and Deadpool tells him it's not over yet I'll fill you in on the Deeds later but hey thanks pal as he teleports away Bob size stating we're not pal Deadpool then appears outside asking what do you say guys still friends and inside the x- force hide out fonox grabs his gun asking what do you think Deadpool says okay maybe I wasn't completely straight with with you guys but for what it's worth I'm sorry that Wolverine got injected with that stuff I didn't mean to do permanent damage Wolverine tells him well it didn't because the serum's not working Deadpool says wait what and the computer begins to explain and Deadpool clearly doesn't understand all of the scientific terms so he asks everyone what is all that supposed to mean psylock says that it only works on him and Deadpool Smiles shouting yes night cowler say you wanted this and Deadpool says hell yeah I did thanks by the way couldn't have done it without you guys Wolverine yells you lied to us you put xforce at risk about being discovered and also you could live out a Death Wish dipul says if you want to put it like that well I won Wolverine's claws pop and he swipes at Deadpool and Deadpool activates the teleporter reappearing in Bob's apartment Bob looks up from the stove and Deadpool shows Bob I've done it I've created the ultimate death trap there's no way that I'm getting out of this four of the best killers are just then there's a loud claw as Bob throws the pot of water yelling you are such a jerk you used me all all of us and for what so I would inject you so that you would calm down pull back a it feel like a mortal like the rest of us I'm not sure why you want to die but knowing you it's got to be something big right couldn't just be satisfied with a normal death like getting shot by Tombstone Deadpool shouts that guy no way and Bob sits down holding his head stting of course not it's not Grand enough for you guess it's going to have to be me then deadp asks wait what are you talking about and Bob tells him you really don't listen I made a deal with Tombstone to set you up so that Tombstone will be the one to kill you and when he does what do you think is going to happen to Old Bob Deadpool pauses for a moment and he says dude it'll be okay I'll come with a plan to Bob asks what kill Tombstone Tombstone is freaking bulletproof did you ever stop to think that maybe your death might have consequences for the people that aren't you words finally begin to sink in and Deadpool says no well not until now I uh meanwhile at X Force's Hideout Wolverine tells everyone it's settled Deadpool dies back at Bob's house he starts to make some more macaroni and cheese and Deadpool says all right I got it we just need to get a little distance between everyone so that I can come up with a plant we got ourselves a teleporter so how about we get the hell out of the city and Bob tells him there's no way I'm done with it all just no point in running Deadpool asks you're just going to give up and eat macaroni and cheese you don't even like macaroni and cheese look I understand the whole Tombstone thing is a bit scary but he's the last thing that we need to worry about just as Deadpool holds up the teleporter it's shot out of his hand and Tombstone tells him actually you should Deadpool grabs his gun and he starts shooting telling Bob go out of the fire escape we're getting out of here as the two of them jump down into the alleyway they begin to run but Bob begins to run out of breath and he says that he can't go on like this Tombstone begins to walk up and Deadpool says fine and he pushes Bob into a pile of trash and he continues to run Tombstone points his gun at Bob asking where is he going and Bob tells him I'm not going to tell you I did what I was supposed to do Tombstone tells him you got a point that means you're pretty useless now right just then Tombstone Hears A Truck honking his horn and as he turns back Deadpool crashes into him pinning him into a wall Deadpool leans out of the window stating just so you know this is all my plan no one else's you gave me what I wanted so suck on that Tombstone Tombstone tries to free himself and Deadpool gets out of the truck telling Bob all right things are going to be okay I promise Bob a short while later at the department store Deadpool looks at the clothes stating this isn't going to work we need something good and Bob sits there stating that they should have just let Tombstone shoot him it's going to happen sooner or later and that truck isn't going to hold him forever why are you even dragging me around anyway I can't help you with this it'd be so much easier if you just left me behind Deadpool asks what you think it's easy dying maybe for you sure but look at all the hard work I've had to do Bob shouts I did the hard part now it's just as easy for you to die like everyone else Deadpool pauses daating crap you're right it would be easy and no matter who gets to do it it's ultimately going to be simple ordinary Unworthy of her Bob yells wait you're doing all of this for a girl don't you realize how stupid that is and Deadpool says actually I know so that settles it neither of us are going to die here's the plan we don't need disguises he looks back at the mirror and he begins to take off his mask and as he looks at himself he realizes that he's all healed and he says huh I ain't seen that face in a while Bob takes off his constant when when he looks at Deadpool he says wow so that's what you really look like no one's going to recognize you later at the Grand Central Station psylock sits in a crowd checking the minds of passerbys Deadpool looks around and sees nightcrawlers sitting in the shadows and quietly says crap they're here and Bob asks what was that Deadpool tells him I uh forgot to eat breakfast going to go get some coffee and donuts Bob says okay and he leaves and Deadpool asks how am I going to deal with Nightcrawler psylock begins to scan the crowd again as she thinks that she's got something and someone punches her and knocks around Nightcrawler calls out what's going on and when he gets no answer he teleports in but he's suddenly kicked from behind Nightcrawler begins to look around asking who and when he grabs the closest person the man looks back and asks what he's doing Deadpool's voice tells him nope and the Nightcrawler is punched in a blond clean and Mortal Deadpool says it was me Deadpool hurries back to Bob saying that they have to hurry and catch the train and Bob says should I be worried or anything as the doors begin to close Deadpool tells him not at all buddy we're home but as the doors shut a hand reaches out grabbing Deadpool by the tie and he pulls him back and throwing him to the ground Wolverine stands over him telling him you're looking real sharp but you still smelling crap Bob runs out of the door throwing his coffee at Wolverine shouting I am so freaking scared right now Wolverine punches and knocks Bob out but when Wolverine is shot several times in the chest Deadpool tells him I ditch the costume but not the guns Phantom X says well I have both and my guns are not empty Deadpool looks back over at Bob and heigh stating not here if you gun me down here my buddy Bob is a dead man look I know I screwed a big time I know this is all my fault but right now I don't want to die anymore even though I know I deserve it just let me figure out a way to keep Bob safe you have have my word I'll meet up with you afterwards and you can shoot me until your fingers are numb just God please let me save my friend ftoc stares for a moment and asks is he lying and psylock says that she can't tell Wolverine then says I can and he holds out his claws and he pulls them back stating you got three days Deadpool Deadpool tells him I'm not sure if three days are going to work and Wolverine tells him again three days after that you report for Duty we got to lead in a Merc Factory we can check out don't be late R over begins to help Nightcrawler up and before he leaves he turns back and asks how does it feel to be alive again Deadpool looks at his hand and he smiles and says honestly it feels pretty freaking great man Wolverine looks away and says yeah I figured as much and a second later night crawler teleports everyone away a few moments later Bob begins to wake up and he asks are we out of danger now Mr Deadpool and Deadpool says from them yeah from Tombstone no but don't worry about him because as long as he's alive Tombstone is going to be trying to kill me and not worry about you Bob says that he doesn't have a healing Factor anymore though and Deadpool says yeah that's going to make it a little harder but not impossible come on you know me when have I ever done anything easy and impossible but that's what I do Bob as he wakes up from another nightmare he screams stop looking at me and he begins to realize that he has a face like any other man and he should probably start taking care of it and that means having a morning shave deadpol begins to pick up his razor he stares at it for a moment thinking that he can't remember the last time that he used one of these so halfway through and several Cuts later Deadpool decides that he wears a mask for a reason so better go put that on as he eats his morning burrito he tells himself that he's feeling confident like he's reached an all-time high The Merc with the mouth is back baby and that means killing some people who really deserve it later in the north seam modok gathers the members of his intelligencia to discuss what they've always talked about world domination the only problem is that neither he nor the other have an actual plan of how this is going to work Trapster tells modok nakari he can always count on him everyone looks at Trapster and begins to laugh and wizard says that they already know that they can't count on him for anything after all they are geniuses just then Deadpool calls out to the group stating hey Geniuses if you're all so smart why am I the only one wearing a life jacket he pushes the button on the Detonator and suddenly there's a series of booms he says oh and by the way if you really wanted to take the Hulk off the board you just lift him off the ground a few inches with an anti-grab unit or something he would be able to do crap anyways adosi evil nerds he slams The Hat shut as he climbs back out and everyone runs to try and Escape but as they pull on the door it gets stuck claw tells everyone to back up he's going to open it and modok shouts for him to stop but claw fires a blast at the door and the water begins to flood in outside of the ship Deadpool speeds off stating and that's how it gets done you know what I'm what he looks back to see Trapster floating above him and Trapster tells him anti-grab units thanks for the idea dingleberry he starts to spray the Lifeboat with glue and Deadpool jumps into the water to try and come up with a plant but then Deadpool remembers that he's the one wearing the life jacket which will just bring him back to the top anyway so it gives him time to aim up and he starts shooting out of the water grazing Trapster but as he surfaces for air he sees several things thrown into the water Deadpool asks what the hell is that and as he looks underwater he notices that they're bombs and he doesn't have his healing Factor dag nabit the bombs go off and Trapster gets back on his anti-grab unit when he sees Deadpool's body floating to the top but he says I did it I did it oh my God I beat Deadpool later as Trapster returns to the others Red Ghost says that he does realize that Deadpool will just come back right and Trapster tells him so what I'll beat him down again I'm Trapster the guy that beat Deadpool back out on sea Deadpool pulls himself out onto the Lifeboat coughing up water stating that he just had the crap happiest dream ever his pinky was blown off and he was destroyed by Pace pot pain as he stands up his brain tells him no that happened it was all real Deadpool washes up yelling to himself that it's all just a nightmare and his brain tells him no dude it happened the question now is are we going to let it happen again and Deadpool shouts hell no 2 weeks later Deadpool turns to the only person that knows more about his fighting style than anyone else Taskmaster Taskmaster asks what do you want and Deadpool tells him I need you to to train me to do what I normally do Taskmaster says that it doesn't make sense Deadpool how am I supposed to teach Deadpool to fight like Deadpool Deadpool tells them look all I want is a little refresher course and with your photo blah blah blah reflexes it makes complete sense plus with you being a Merk as well you know how business works if you want to stay on top you got to tighten your game Taskmaster tells him right you want me to help you tighten your game are you going to pay and Deadpool tells him nope my ego simply wouldn't allow it so Taskmaster stops for a moment and says actually the best kind of training is on the job training and there's only one thing that we could do for that a week later out at the secret Shield installation in southern Nevada Deadpool looks through his binoculars asking really Taskmaster tells him yeah ever wonder how shield is able to show up at a moment's notice with a ton of heavy ordinance mobiles and stuff like that pin particles they use it to shrink things that Ant-Man guy invented him so that he can miniaturize weapons and equipment for Rapid deployment that bunker over there well we're good to rob it Deadpool asks why haven't you pulled this job off before and Taskmaster says because it's a two-man job and you're the only guy I want to do it with Deadpool tells him that it's touching in a very uncomfortable kind of way so how are we going to do this Taskmaster tells him just like Deadpool fashion you're going to walk right up to the front door and Deadpool asks is that going to work and Taskmaster tells him trust me I've studied you for years half the jobs I've gotten away with were because I copied you just don't overthink it you know why we're here she does it by the time they figure it out it's going to be too late Deadpool pauses and says that uh actually makes perfect sense to me a few moments later it begins to walk up towards the bunker and as he crosses the gate the alarms begin to go off a large robotic snake slithers out stating turn back immediately to avoid prosecution and or death Deadpool asks do you know who I am and after a quick scan it determines that he is in fact Deadpool so it fires at him he looks back to see where Taskmaster went and when he sees the Taskmaster is running into the bunker he quickly realizes that maybe Taskmaster set him up meanwhile over intelligencia Hideout wizard tells Trapster that he can stop bragging now Deadpool's already back at it again Trapster asks what is he doing and wizard pulls up a feed from the security cameras at that remote Shield of Bunker Trapster watches and see Deadpool fighting but he's still missing his pinky if two weeks went by why hasn't his pinky regrown and then hits Trapster he asks where is that facility back over at the shield bunker Deadpool shoots at the robots thinking why don't you no yeah just leave the old Deadpool could just stand here and get shot up but this new one can't it's like switching from a badass to a punk ass he jumps up from behind a rock that he was hiding behind he begins to shoot the robots again wondering how Taskmaster is doing hopefully just as bad but inside the bunker as Taskmaster opens up the crate with the pin particles he begins to laugh shouting I'm rich but outside Deadpool runs out of bullets and as he tries to escape into the facility one of the robots locks onto him and fires but nothing happens Deadpool looks back from inside the wall is asking what just but trap's voice tells him you're welcome now hope that sweet sweet candy ass of ears is ready for another heinous beat down Trapster floats down going on stating I know your little secret and Deadpool tells him I know yours too paast pot Pete Trapster tells him no one calls me that anymore and Deadpool says dude everyone calls you that look let me kick in a little more knowledge too we're surrounded Trapster looks around at all the new robots and Deadpool says you should have brought a real gun you dummy and the robots begin to shoot at tra Trapster so Deadpool takes this chance to also shoot at Trapster but after missing his last four shots the robots look at Deadpool and Deadpool quickly tosses his gun stating waa I'm unarmed the robot scans Deadpool and comes back with unarmed Threat Level low the robots all begin to spin back targeting Traer but Deadpool runs inside of the bunker stating okay if I were a bunch of science molecules where would I be hiding as he runs into the next room he finds another robot snake except bigger much much bigger he sigh as he turns back and say say okay can't save Taskmaster right now got to save Trapster as he runs back outside he tells Trapster I'm going to need your gun The Killer Robots won't come after you once you're unarmed also the boots give me those too before Deadpool can run back out Trapster stops him telling him thank you and Deadpool tells him hey screw you and then he promptly gives him the bird come after me again I want to make you into a oneman human centipede so Deadpool takes his newly acquired glue gun and he runs Back Into the Bunker and into the room with the giant robot using the magnetic boots he jumps up and over the robots blast and he sprays glue all over their heads when the larger one tries to Target Deadpool it couldn't tell the difference between Deadpool and the other robots so it starts to fire at everyone Deadpool calls out to the Lesser robots asking if they're really going to let him get away with that and the smaller robots look at each other and they start shooting at the larger one Deadpool pulls his feet out of the boots and he runs away shouting insert badass one liner here down the hallway Taskmaster peers out of a bathroom stating there you are and Deadpool tells him yeah and he punches Taskmaster Taskmaster stumbles back telling him you stupid I almost dropped the pin particles and Deadpool tells him is that all you have to say I could have died out there all I was was the distraction for some stupid pimp particles Taskmaster stares for a moment and says dude these things make Ant-Man well Ant-Man just is a low boom as the giant robot from before blasts a hole into the bathroom Taskmaster says you know what fine I can't take the lead Deadpool tells him sure just follow me and he punches the vial holding the pin particles Taskmaster grabs Deadpool shouting you stupid freaking and Deadpool tells them to chill Deadpool then grabs Taskmaster and jumps through the particles shrinking themselves Landing directly into the toilet later after traveling down a really disgusting River of well grossness Deadpool asks how long are they going to be tiny Taskmaster tells him not too much longer but what's really bothering me is the smell Deadpool says yeah I thought you'd be used to that seeing as you're a total turet at all Taskmaster says why are you acing all butt hurt you didn't just lose out on your biggest payday of your life Deadpool shouts I just saved your life I don't have my healing Factor anymore so and Taskmaster tells him I know that you only have nine fingers you had nine fingers since last week you losing your healing Factor has the only explanation I could think of other than that that nasty nail-biting habit of finally reaching a new level you're probably angry about this whole thing huh and Deadpool says give me a sack H yeah I am and Taskmaster tells him good then the next part won't matter so here it goes last week when you showed up there was a call made and some money transferred I sold you out to blackbox have fun with that as Deadpool wakes up and sits on the toilet to do his morning business he looks up from his paper stating whoa whoa whoa whoa this isn't right didn't I kill you holding a gun in the doorway Black Swan says in a sense yes and when he returns the favor then they'll be even but let's not get ahead of ourselves this run began 8 days ago when Swan noticed someone was trying to reach out to him when Swan saw his name spelled out in lights on a building his phone ring blackbox told him that he was a hard man to find but an even harder man to kill he's calling in offering something that they both wish for the death of Deadpool Swan said that it couldn't be done but that was when blackbox told him that there have been some drastic changes a few days after that while trying to figure out what to do next Deadpool begins to argue with himself over whether this whole being mortal thing is really his fault which by the way it totally was but after seeing his pinky not regrowing back Deadpool figures that he's going to have to talk to the one person who can actually fix all of this cable except Cable's in a coma so Deadpool decides that he needs to try and find a way to not be caught with his pants down which brings us back to the current day with Swan holding Deadpool up with his pants down Deadpool tells him are you uh at least going to let me flush and Swan tells him he actually insists on it so Deadpool reaches back and that's when he says that's what I always liked about you you're a true gentleman Swan as he flushes he then dives into the tub as a grenade shoots back up from the back of the toilet and into the air now you might be wondering how would Deadpool survive a blast with only a shower curtain to protect him well that's because 3 days before this Deadpool called up doomsday Depot and bought one duh as the grenade goes off Deadpool covers his ears while he's safely protected by the blast with his anti-ballistic shower curtain as the smoke begins to clear Deadpool pulls up his pants and he sees a puddle of blood on the floor he tells Swan that it looks like he's leaking from an artery so if he's got something to say he better say it quick because just then Deadpool's brain tells him that he better drop the gun it has coties he screams like a girl throwing the gun down and then he asks wait what about knives his brain tells him that knives would give him the clap he's infested better call an ambulance so Deadpool runs over to grab a phone tripping over a foot and smacking his head as he gets back up he says now I get it those are telepathic suggestions aren't they Swan sits up in the corner holding his neck to stop stop the blood from pouring out and he stares right back at Deadpool Deadpool gets up telling him yikes the kateed artery huh maybe an ambulance would be helpful remember that time you used your powers to Jack the healing Factor those were the days weren't they Swan but from here on out we're just going to have to deal with yes and no questions so can you Nodge your head back and forth meanwhile back over at black Box's Hideout blackbox sees the connection to swan has been terminated and before he shouts he calms himself stating that this is okay he'll just go to the next one on the list black Tom cast a few days later somewhere over Armarillo Texas Deadpool speeds through the desert stating that this trip sucks not only did I miss the world's largest ball of aluminum foil but I found the world's suckiest cup of coffee as Deadpool tosses the cup out the window he does it in front of a highway patrol officer and obviously within seconds Deadpool's pulled over he tells the officer that he uh doesn't have a driver's license and the officer says that that's funny because the great state of Texas requires him to have one Deadpool then asks does that apply to everyone even if I'm not from Texas I'm just passing through you know so how about I just keep on doing that and I'll be out of your hair the officer says that he's unlicensed and probably uninsured he's going to need him to step out of the car nice and slow as the officer pulls out his gun Deadpool asks aren't you going to ask if I have any weapons on me like guns knives or explosives the officer then asks well do you have any of that and Deadpool tells him I've got all of that a few moments later as the highway patrolman in Texas surround him Deadpool begins to wonder why does this stuff keep happening to me the next part actually happened 2 days ago though when Deadpool ran into black Tom you know the guy that shoots energy blasts from a stick that guy as Deadpool was beating him down he asked him what's with other people with the word black in their names coming after me anyway black bucks Black Swan black eye and then Deadpool punches black Tom in the eye Deadpool that asks who's next Black axe black Tom gets up telling him well I'll tell you who's going to be next but before Deadpool could pull the trigger he notices his guns are missing from his hands and then he's being dragged outside as a tree holds Deadpool up he asks you could still do the whole control the plants thing wasn't that rcon at some point however before black Tom could finish Deadpool off he gets a call from Black Box telling him to remember that they only want to incapacitate Deadpool not kill him they had an agreement black Tom says that he only thought that it was more of a suggestion and as the two begin to go on and argue Deadpool frees himself from the tree's grasp shouting that he should have just brought a tree to a gunfight and he begins to shoot which once again brings us back to the current day where Deadpool is now surrounded while carrying a ridiculous amount of guns Deadpool looks around to try and find a way out when he notices that he's in a parking lot of a convenience store which totally has burritos as the officers get ready to move in Black Tom steps Out of the Shadows telling him I'll be taking it from here you can Bobble on now the officers look at each other and then turn their guns to Black Tom shouting for him to freeze he then asks is this how it's going to be a showdown well then draw he points his fingers like guns in the trailers of the logs that he's standing on fire a blast right next to Deadpool's car one of the officers says you know what if that guy wants to deal with Deadpool let him inside of the convenience store one of the workers says that they need to get over here right now but back over at the microwave Deadpool says can you guys wait like 40 seconds my burrito is almost done just then the front of the store explodes and black Tom walks out asking where are you where is the man with a red and black mask Deadpool then realizes that black Tom doesn't know what he looks like when he's not all scarred up so he should probably take this chance and not blow it except Deadpool then remembers that he's not a wuss pulls his mask down and begins to shoot a black do after a few seconds of Silence Deadpool looks over the counter asking what's the quickest way out of here black Tom leans up from the other side of the counter blasting him out the window next to the gas pumps Deadpool shouts back a that may have broken my butt meanwhile up in the sky Black Swan tells black box that black Tom is getting ready to finish him off black box then says that he wants to be there when it happens is it possible to persuade black Tom to wait until he arrives Black Swan then begins to use his telepathic ability stating that he's rather certain of it and back on the ground black Tom gets ready to kill Deadpool but then stops and his to kicks him in the stomach stating that it should have been quick Deadpool then crawls out from behind the pumps and black Tom asks what was you said before you shouldn't have brought a tree to a gunfight so what did you bring Deadpool then pulls out one of the nozzles from the pumps holds up a lighter and says flamethrower how Do You Like Me Now Lorax okay last flashback but this one has Deadpool when he was just a young boy in school getting in trouble the principal tells his dad that young Wade is in the boy's bathroom with matches he's holding it close to his uh rerent Deadpool's dad then sigh stating not again and the principal says that this is something he's done before so Deadpool's dad says that he's just trying to pretend he's a superhero he created the human flamethrower back at our current time you can see where this is going it's a foreshadowing flashback Deadpool holds the gas nozzle between his legs as if to light his own fart shouting I'm the human flamethrower woo as dead bull Pats his butt to put out the fire heels Justice is served from my butt up in the air black Tom's attack helicopter locks on and he says finally you can die as you lived stupidly but as Black Box fires the missiles Deadpool lights the nozzle up again creating a giant flame that creates a thermal updraft and surprisingly avoids being blown up himself black Box's helicopter swerves to avoid the fire but ends up hitting one of the light posts nearby crashing Deadpool's brain tells him that he should probably stop all of this now and then Deadpool asks why I realize I'm kind of on fire and don't have a healing Factor but after burning most of his head Deadpool looks at black Tom shouting he it was you you did this you made me ugly again I burned myself Deadpool then gets ready to set him on fire but the voice then tells him no you've always been ugly and this you've done this all by yourself again and again Deadpool pauses and says so what you're saying is Swan then steps out stating you're the bad guy embrace it Deadpool shouts back like hell I'm the bad guy I've just got to and then one of the patrol cars explodes and Deadpool finishes stating I've just misunderstood as Deadpool Falls he lands on a pil of feathers and a voice tells him everyone understands you everyone except yourself Deadpool wakes up in a bed and he looks over at Black Swan and says oh yeah if I'm so bad why did I save your life okay seriously last flashback I promise back when Deadpool almost killed Swan he actually saved him and said that he needed something something secret just not now got to get everyone together first soan says that it's done both of them black box and black Tom had forgotten that he lost his healing Factor now if they the Deadpool stops shouting no our deal is done peace in the Middle East I'm out Swan says actually I was hoping to bring you in Partnership would have been a more accurate statement but since your returning the mercenary landscape has changed certain markets have become closed to me deadpol yells what you want to bring me back in to open them all back up you think the two of us are the same well news flash we ain't you think that you got some leverage for saving me you're wrong if the world finds out that I can be killed I'll I'm not a bad guy but I can do some real bad freaking things and a rather well lit back Ali our hero Deadpool finds himself pleading his case that he is not the same man that he used to be the old him is dead and now he's just different heck his whole outlook on life is different he's just isn't that guy anymore don't you understand what I'm trying to say Deadpool here's the clicking of a gun at size guess not looks like you just don't care or you don't understand or maybe I don't understand considering I'm talking to a monkey hit monkey to be exact but while Deadpool tries to not die by the world's cutest and fuest assassin over in Washington DC at the FBI's office of public affairs special agent Allison Kemp resigns not because she is a tetrolic bound to a wheelchair but because she never captured a Deadpool normally that isn't something that someone would resign over in fact it all started 9 years ago an agent kempt went undercover working for an illegal arms dealer the FBI was keeping tabs in the dealer while an ATF agent was undercover with the sellers nothing was going smoothly until that night of the first deal and that's when Deadpool showed up and literally brought the house down on top of Kemp he left her trapped under the rubble while killing off everyone else and that leads us back to the current time where Deadpool is basically doing the exact same thing except now he's shooting at a monkey Deadpool asks hit monkey do you even know why you're fighting hell this probably isn't even your idea it's that that guys isn't it hit monkey grunts as he looks over and sees a man standing in a suit and Deadpool says that guy over there yeah you can see him I can see all kinds of wacky crap call it a gift or a mental defect whichever is fine I'm going to take a wild guess and stay that bad things happen something really bad happened something hit so hard that it knocked everything out of that head and that's when he showed up right to guide you two things I've learned from my experience first having a sense of direction isn't the same as being lost and two she I mean he's not real Pit monkey takes off his glasses and stares at the man as he Fades away he then rips off his tie with a loud hey and Deadpool yells chill homie as hit monkey screams and swings away Deadpool thinks holy crap maybe the past is behind him now meanwhile back in DC agent kempt tells the board that she thanks them for giving her the chance to be part of something that many people have only dreamed of though her time spent here has filled her with pride and honor she must move on to the next chapter of her life something that involves personal matters 2 Days Later the those personal matters become apparent when she's quite obviously working on the death of Deadpool it's just that this time agent kempt has some outside help in the form of Tay and slayback but while this is being set up weeks pass and Deadpool begins to have the sudden realization while in the bathroom that it's been two weeks and he still looks all burned the only good thing about his weird power situation is that his pinky apparently grew back but hey luckily he's still not dead right back with ag encamped on her flying Helicarrier she tells T and slayback that she has spent a lot of money upgrading and resurrecting both of them for now she'll test those enhancements by showing what can be done against a training simulation of Deadpool t- shouts we don't need no stupid training we got all the training we needed on the job we already know how to deal with that punk Deadpool and agent chem says right well that punk wiped the floor with both of you on every occasion I'm the one who knows everything about Deadpool I'm the one who spent over a decade studying every move that he's ever made I'm also the one who made the training program I've brought you back to life so be assured that I can and will reverse that process if necessary a short while later inside of the training room the simulation begins and as Deadpool stands at the stage of a circle he yells Welcome to The Greatest Show on Earth Deadpool jumps down shouting oh bang bang bang bang bang I'm banging you silly slay back gets ready to charge him but before he does the simulation Deadpool throws out two small grenades knocking the two of them to the ground as the smoke begins to clear a Deadpool calls down to agent Kemp asking if she would turn up the difficulty on these two because this is as easy as it's going to get TR jumps up grabbing Deadpool telling him that he should have never closed the distance your ass is mine Deadpool drops some gas bombs asking your gas is mine Okie DOI as the simulation Deadpool continues to beat the two of them into submission agent Camp turns off the program and says that they failed horribly try again back in the ground though Deadpool walks out of a diner thinking to himself that he should probably take on a job not paying for meatloaf is kind of scummy and sorry isn't going to cut it anymore speaking of sorry when somebody wrongs him he doesn't want a sorry right should be getting even with them he turns and kicks in the boarded doorway and yells what up melon farmer Taskmaster looks up and says oh crap he reaches for his gun and Deadpool asks what do you got there a wedgie as Taskmaster begins to shoot Deadpool shouts dude it's not a wedgie that's a gun why in God's name would you have a gun under your butt having a gun in there is dangerous Taskmaster shoots Deadpool's gun out of his hand stating shut up and ha Deadpool however laughs at him and Taskmaster then notices the grenade that was thrown next to him the grenade goes off burning Taskmaster up and Deadpool walks through the smoke stating how about we call it off with the guns and stuff for now just then Deadpool jumps through with a knife and Taskmaster yells wait I'm sorry I Deadpool holds his knife to Taskmaster face telling him really cuz I'm not buying it why did you come after me then and Taskmaster tells him because you came after me Deadpool tells him I only came after you for a job Taskmaster asks a job and Deadpool says yeah a mercenary job we are mercenaries wait you thought this is about you selling me out to blackbox Taskmaster tells him well yeah and Deadpool tells him I should and I would but the way I see it nobody's ever going to forgive me if I can't forgive them Taskmaster tells them that's actually a very mature of you Deadpool after letting out a disgusting fart and almost masing Taskmaster throw up Deadpool says how about we call it even while I get some information Taskmaster coughs stating well couple of my pals stopped by in a few minutes later after Deadpool leaves Taskmaster turns on the screen and tells agent Kemp okay he just left now give me that money now a short while later in the Helicarrier gym Tay and slayback work out getting themselves ready for Deadpool agent camp and then comes in t flexes asking you come to see the gun show an agent Kemp tells him no she's come with information that Deadpool is on his way TR asks on his way you know what that means right and agent Kemp tells him of course she does just then the power of the Helicarrier is turned off and agent Kemp finishes by stating he's already here slayback shouts asking what are we going to do we're going to die we we need to get off this damn ship agent Kemp tells that the parachutes are located in storage e end of the central Corridor to the right a slayback Runs Out TR then asks why would you tell him that that was my partner agent Kemp tells him that he was going to die regardless better not take them down with him outside a slayback jump he pulls the pin on the parachute except the parachute was actually a bomb deadp laughs to himself stating ha one down however TR called my bluff he then flips the power switch back on restoring everything to normal stating I'm just going to have to do this old school back in the gym Tay knocks off one of the weights on the barbell telling agent Kemp to stay here looking pretty while he goes and handles business T begins to make his way through the hallway but when he stops at the cafeteria he pauses and kicks the door in Deadpool asks how long are we supposed to wait after eating before I kick someone's butt I really don't want to get a cramp besides didn't I kill you once before T gets ready to fight asking how's that working out for you and Deadpool laughs telling him it's funny that you mentioned working out T stops and looks at the barbell stating no way the barbell you put a pipe bomb and the barbell that's old school man Deadpool goes on telling him this is how it's going to play out you're going to tell me who's bankrolling this whole thing and you're going to walk away Tay asks what's this negotiating this is new for you is it because you lost that healing Factor Deadpool pulls out the dead natator and Tay says here's my counter offer go ahead and push it tray then punches Deadpool knocking the deor out of his hand catching it telling him thank you now I'm going to beat you to death with a bomb that you made as tray completely destroys Deadpool agent Camp radios in that she would like for him to bring Deadpool tops side TR picks Deadpool up and throws him out onto the ceiling stating no problem a few moments later as Deadpool sits with the barbells wrapped around him T asks what you think I even put a bow on him you can push the button if you'd like agent Kemp tells him no thank you I will observe from here but before we finish things I have something to say to you my name is Allison Kemp and many years ago you caused an explosion that cost me the use of nearly my entire body despite my disability I've risen to the ranks of both the FBI and interpool those achievements however mean nothing to me there's one thing that I've always wanted ever since that day and that is Revenge though my body shall remain broken I will nonetheless be made whole by your death T bursts out laughing stating that's my queue it's going to be epic because no one could ever rig up an improvised explosive device like him T pushes the button and there's a loud explosion as debris Falls the Deadpool looks back and agent Kemp tells him that if the barbell was actually a pipe bomb he would have triggered it while they were in the gym a bomb or rig to look like a dead nator for that you would need a psychological strike that's why the bomb set up on her wheelchair is not a ploy she will not be denied her revenge even if it kills her deadpol sits there for a moment and he begins to laugh it serves me right I should have offed you the first time around how the hell did you even survive usually when I blow someone up I really blow them the hell up when your name again and cemp begins to tell him c special agent Allison Deadpool stops her whoa whoa whoa whoa you're a cop Kemp then goes on stating that she was undercover when he but Deadpool stops her asking how the hell was I supposed to know you were a cop you're probably with a bunch of really bad guys right bunch of guys who deserve to get blown up and I'm guessing you volunteered for that right thought so you rolled the dice and you lost you're just pissed off because you can't walk as all blowing us both up isn't going to make you whole it's going to make you dead jeez lady get your head out of your ass few moments later agent Kemp deactivates the bomb stating that this has all been for nothing Deadpool out out a sigh of relief stating I can't believe that worked but another voice tells him actually it didn't become apparent to her that even if she killed him sooner or later he'd come back you know like herpes or mean evil pool shows up telling him because for some things there's no cure Deadpool says wait how to see him his evil doppelganger made up of cut off body parts of Deadpool tells him it didn't work well not permanently at least Deadpool groans and evil poool asks what's that look about is is a disappointment or hope or what Deadpool thinks to himself that's why his finger grew back evil pool then asks what's going on in your head how about we have a look evil pool takes the gun and pulls the trigger and that is the end of Deadpool or is it thank you for watching today's episode of comic story and full story let me know in the comments down below what you thought about this and who your favorite superhero is and don't forget you can check out the comic story in Main channel to get daily videos 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Length: 195min 45sec (11745 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 24 2024