David Hyde Pierce-Hit The Couch

not this show the true company power play here with much more talented to possess a surprising david Hyde Pierce [Applause] Thank You Maxie hello hello in keeping with the bilingual spirit on galton SP belong everything I say in English - Sujata along ley I will repeat in French Juna dev a OC offset [Applause] thank you very much domo arigato gozaimasu when they ask me to do this festival i said yes immediately count em on demand a DeFeo festival JD we Mason Massey boomer passante Mitsumi takahashi [Applause] thank you should and because I for one feel there is no greater calling than to make my fellow man laughs gem of a bee MuRF Wow and combat do of Elton this festival has produced dozens of sitcom superstars sofas developed but we they set and a loser [Applause] I'm sorry I'm going to stop this bilingual thing obviously there's a problem with the translation I I don't know why it was prepared by Maris those of you who watch Frasier no Maris's my wife on the show those of you who don't watch Frasier I'm not speaking to you so Maris couldn't be here tonight no I know I know we had a slight misunderstanding when I told her I was going to the adjustable rear festival as you've seen her French is good but it's a little spotty and she thought it was some sort of convention of plastic surgeons who specialize in butt lifts so when I told her I thought it would be right up her alley she took offense so marisa isn't going to be here tonight oh the other thing I wanted to clear up I'm not a psychologist although I play one on TV all right I know you're very sophisticated you know that but you'd be amazed how many people are confused by that think that I have a practice even very good friends of mine who've known me for a long time say David if you're not in therapy you really should be but obviously a playing a therapist on television does not qualify you to practice therapy well in California it does but in reality to practice therapy you have to have training you have to have a degree you have to have clients you have to have a song actually I have a song but I couldn't possibly perform it for you here now ladies and gentlemen my posse [Applause] this is a song I wrote about being a therapist it's called the therapist song so you can walk into my office you're feeling kind of Bo you're depressed confused and anxious you've got no place to go but I'm the one to talk to I'm the man who understands you just take a hundred fifty bucks and pop it in my hand and hit the couch hit the couch so you say you hate your mommy and your dad is going a lot you had intimate relations with your pet dog spot now you need some words of wisdom need some help to find your way just relax up on my sofa I know just the thing to say I say uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh say how's that make you feel from the second birth there's a lady on my dad changing looking mighty fine but that chicken - she's wearing say she's out of her mind lady stepping through my window watch your head you'll want to crouch then your eggs upon my desk and park your beak up on my couch in the couch the couch now this Dickens lady's crazy there's no doubt that even a sketch is a few eggs short of an Eastern fashion so what's a man to say to a lady who's a bird I can solve all of her problems with just one little word I say aha [Music] [Applause] [Music] how's that make you feel [Music] [Applause] last verse here's a man I've been to shrink for 17 years we shared a lot of laughter we shared a lot of Tears but now he says he's healthy says his therapy is through says he's moving on well I've got a word for you I say that's my word for him I think [Music] they took it how to hear well buddy you're nuts in the couch [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry our time is up hit the street [Music] [Applause]

Channel: fjpmulcahy

Views: 509,461

Keywords: Niles, Frasier, Hit, Couch, Therapy, Song, Crane, David, Hyde, Pierce, DHP

Id: mNwj_n7ElQw

Length: 7min 7sec (427 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 24 2006