DAVID AND LIZA BEST MOMENTS [PUNS EDITION]

[Music] you will have so many doctors in your country NASA is only available in my country I was pregnant I was having baby yeah I rolled on for a long time to look at the name cuz I see you use it to wash your clothes your clothes to wash in the river oh they're just dog bones dog boys yeah you killed puppies no no no that it's just for dogs to nibble on and to eat don't eat other box you do do it do it [Music] by Ziona Oh which one is the golden milk yeah no no these are all made by cows make my cows yeah your cows know how to milk goats 6969 reminds me of your father yeah why they used to shout my talk you know what is this off oh it's to kill mosquitoes it's like bugs and mosquitoes yep oh I'd yield one bit work do something with that do something with that just do something with it David I can't read it it's too far my family's ice don't you mean village sighs why is everybody searching for him I find so easy we are natural spring water yeah then what you drink in the winter what kind of name is dead let me see happy birthday every kids they'll give oh wow these are samples I mean yeah very generous I pray these oh I must be the chosen one give a dream don't reach difficult go go go - it would just be a root beer yes yeah I looked for the beer you get you see what I see I get if it's kind of stupid you know I tried to make pun like my costume yeah I was but it was bad it was bad I guess they have a lot of work to Mountain do you mean a lot of work to do yes the mountain yeah what is that oh it's a condiment to protect you from an STD Oh in my country to protect from STD you just don't share your dog got it let's go one Andy's home but you can't get back to your shelf oh I get it no no don't get these don't get these they're really bad for you why they're like unavoidable what do you mean oh I used to have one of these and then I broke it oh you said a little basketball hoop no I used to have a baby look David look it's got video shoot oh my god this is a world's best she shot this is huge all I remember playing with this I used to beat my kids all the time oh you're good at ping pong no I was good at discipline I had a teacher name is Jill and she won't let me play with myself and class and I said play my gym play man I remember playing with these when I was a kid hoo-hah so nicely made a fake one that doesn't bite back look and every we were done mud wrestling he looked over at me said burn then I told them it's burning because you got Taku diabetes at this dear purse yeah the diapers why does it say extra protection oh it's just its Laura it's for soldier babies for the babies in armies no no no it's for babies that poop more well they are pooping more because they are in the army my husband came home late one night and I'm sitting on the couch she walk right in and I say hey where you been you tell me to shake my hips and I say my hips can't but I can Viraj yeah for what the middle one um yeah I guess what would you get it for ya be nice I'm not sure if it would go with the cover is yeah okay heated blankets what David David huh what are you doing nothing that's a heated bleep up is hell man to protect you well must be there you know it's to protect your head Oh try to put on okay I already am with other bomb yeah there we go visor oh my god what are you doing ah are you jokester 55 speaks it might call three sticks up three eyes I do it why is it do it do it do it do it place your spice drops spices can we Taco Bell cool that one [Music] oh these socks are huge in older Americans are so fun I'm trying to make life okay what's the pond I need to go get a cart real looks like it I got you a cart will get it cuz the cart did a cartwheel did you see that Oh David here we have dinner I put has good nutrients let's put the game the game yeah yeah that is disgusting you don't play with your food look you know I used to date a boy named chiku and he asked me hey can I leave and I said shochiku Brad lies Ania grocery store Eliza I'm not gonna freeze for him everything you to great prices on spirits a spirit oh my god Oh party spirit blushers wait why are the four of them one for each of my teeth no come on Uli's have eight teeth you are right I get to pakka to point wait you don't Tupac Bupa yeah yes he is hiding in my village got Dimond over there ain't that shiny but this pearl over here sure do share big sour patch kids aren't those just sour patch adults wisely you ain't yogurt or frozen yogurt frozen yogurt awesome yeah they've eight cups of frozen yogurt wait one entrance say to the other entrance what last night I went out and I'm a Dora look that's when I knew Paul's not my daughter Paul's my son he said you wanted more so I gave him said she wanted to fight me so I said girl are we bound a box and have all the beans I see in the world and trust me I'd be in a lot of places these are my favorite people Laila beat a bunch of girls with kind of played volleyball with me and I said I'm not gonna play volleyball unless you raise that thing then he started yelling at me and I said hey you don't need to be so vocal she asked me why is everybody killing each other I said well Suzy that's what the war is all about oh great the toilets broken again Liza that's poopie yeah no poop jokes no cake jokes why I always want to see them build up inside of me someone real stupid asked me what this was and I looked at them and said it's a can duh I told him on the light girls I don't like being close to boys a friend named Gertrude but everybody would call her girl and she really liked to race and whenever she would we would say go girl god I have a friend named Olivia everybody would call her Nubia and she was in theater and we would say Activia they started crying about moving out and I said well son that's what happens when y'all the most you chew your rib up oh that was bad no was it no it's bad okay maybe I didn't frame it properly just okay just picture this let's say I have tomato let's say I lose this tomato oh no okay and I have an extra one yeah what would you call it I don't know a spare I guess he was like that's a stretch you like it that's pretty bad she's cute so she gets away with this [Music]

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Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 20 2018