Dave Letterman: Jungle Jack Hanna

that's what I'm you're gonna ask me you won't believe this it's a stripe behind a very rare mm-hmm this is very very animal now the striped hyena doesn't laugh but the spotted hyena does laughs why is that I have no idea you don't have a sense of humor well you got me Jack you got me around but not joking I'm joking you're not looking it's no Joker's now joking joking aside they don't don't really you know they don't laugh they know the spot it does just what a joke inside are they dangerous animal do you talk about crushing power huh this animal could crack the bone of a buffalo like pop oh my good you know we track them when they defecate they defecate the the bone which he knows a calcium meaning that's how we track him in a while we see the poop piles why tell soon and that will you know we know that someday I'll show you I'll bring on some different poop and track in showing off that interested in tracking wild animals but thanks but thanks anyway it works so great right watch it Oh Dave does he eat the the rear of the nuts no see what happens is the Lions make a kill mm-hmm this is the next animal down the chain and it gets all the next handle is the budge or though you know the mochila vulture I'm sure they god watch us put this on like this no wonder what he marks you what is that he'll mark you what are you gonna for what are you putting on is it this is those things you put your laundry oh I thought it was like high in a hyena your honor no no they don't look Dave look look look see here see he loves this yeah watch if you get down here and put this on here rub you okay where do you want me to go hope you like this all right see how now he said mark me yeah Oh what happened yeah I thought he's gonna jump biting in the mouth oh yeah yeah yeah you see how they look at this is nature look at this well I does it yeah he likes this he's marking himself so is it would it be safe in the jungle to go to a like a place where do your laundry no have any stupid that's a good point though you know if you weren't your laundry mat you rather yeah laundromat that's what I was thinking you can stay out of those because they're just crawling with hyenas No we'll be right back the strike had everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I have here a copy of the thank you fall this is your hometown paper this is the columbus heigh-ho or whatever it is if that February 3rd earlier these are predictions what do you think about the Superbowl Jack Hanna director of Columbus Zoo Giants 1714 Thursday before the Superbowl that's right how many idiots without that right there right there right there let's go to black and white unbelievable if I put a $50 bet on that I'd be in a jet flying to Africa exactly now this next dental thing in Africa I better see a hole I better stamp this you know pound for pound we talked about everyone said well this animal right here when he comes out here could pick you up and take you in a tree like a marshmallow oh my god I don't know jump don't jump fast just just just it like that oh man I saw wow oh my goodness whoa now I'll look at that look at the paws look at the feet on this guy now where's you meet now oh yeah yeah yeah don't need to get anybody look at this in this amazing Wow everybody this is a leopard leopard yeah and a mature leopard yes a male yep how much does this guy weigh this one way probably at 125 but this animal can take an antelope over 500 pounds yeah at a tree it's the most amazing creature these folks you're grantors why they're the best hunters aren't they yeah in my time they say the leopards are cat the Hudson silence which means you've never that out you'd be gone before you even knew he was there but what they can do is they can run really if they spend days and days stalking their prey because they don't have great stamina they don't have large lungs so when they when they when they when they attack when they attack an animal they want to make sure they've got him because they can't run they can run very fast for short distance save that's a cheetah I got a problem that same thing this is nocturnal this is a not same thing this little is just most of lice in trees they they take their prey up in the trees that's where they eat them right now look one last thing do the whiskers yeah why do you think it's long whiskers because so people think their tusks no no the word home it's because because they call the hunt and total darkness they feel with the willow feel what I see they don't have to see nothing anything probably there are there proprioception system Pro proprioception there proprio scenario word proprioception sure hope field ok we can't read while we can't clapping and do the bando I know and you can't get on drugs at all you have a sense of you know he'd be over there spread second I was gonna hit by the Led Zeppelin no no no jack now we have meat here we want to try to feed the animal meters a dangerous well I know about dangerous but if you doesn't like it this kind of steak then what's gonna happen you're there I'm here I don't want to be involved okay all right now we just go to end this thing quiet my expert yet I love that yeah expert that's just beautiful now we're gonna have to meet sometime I'd love to really yeah woohoo well I'm not here then go under oath here no yuck I could I could show you a few things you wouldn't believe yeah I just did get the feeling if I go there with you I may not come back but that could be you know you know what I'm saying no no no he just gave me the skunk I I saw looked right come on you picked it up that's very good I saw an item I think you should stop right now yeah I think so - that's fine thank you very much goodbye don't let you don't clap wow what a beautiful cat look at that guy oh my God look at that guy in that bag go for heavens it whoa I love that Wow what other carry got to watch out whoo yeah that helped Jack all right we'll be right back we got some more coming out oh you only deliver as a present part well thanks we'll be right back one last animal digital in there it looks like it's not much there but we learned the steamed dumplings not you all right hey take your flute oh no no no is it something good as it as a snake or something Dave just hold the flute there now this guy's Bob you remember Bob hi how are you I had fluffy on here for the big world biggest snake this is best this guy's the best Herbert Oz didn't know what you do Dave you probably think that the snake hears the music don't you yeah it doesn't it doesn't it follows your flute follows my flute so stand up and play your dope okay let's go why don't you stand up and play your flick okay [Music] no we're out of air before he starts who wants coffee oh oh god jack that's a Cobra is it music bothering no he has it would he attack me what do you lack good job that's good listen your spanner would he attack you how do they kill people look at it look at the hood is up that's it look at that huh I know know what that is that's a monocle Cobra he's ready to go is that the cut oh jeez no no is that the kind of killed who killed Cleopatra uh-uh I asked that was an ass plus they're booing oh that's an ASP play hard I feel like an ass you hear that cheering bloat look at this look at this everybody look at this leave that bet amazed huh I think maybe I want to talk to Bob Bob loud you see that day will he kill people will this end one drop of venom could kill an elephant but Bob that's Bob - Bob are they deadly animals yeah yes yes yeah you're perfectly we're safe has he been deduced oh no he's not deduced he's still got his buddy eating this meat this morning he's fine okay all right all right now technically speaking is that an animal it's a reptile whoa you're gonna want to hold it my tail I don't want anything to do with it is this amazing as it's been an amazing stretch oh stop don't don't bro Oh daddy huh Bob don't don't scroll again my god let's go round eight is in a half hitch now look at that it's known officially they're not know if he bites you Bob please don't bring Bob back No okay that's funny basket yeah good luck getting back in the day you're right here from here here come here for sake Wow where do where do they care come from what continent on Southeast Asia's DC monocled Cobra you see that monoclonal Becker it looks like an eyeball dinner are they prolific oh stop it can we back in there no delays geez Jack help me Bob Bob don't mess just let me know in Billy's clothes it's gonna stop me get him in there and get him out of here he's still up oh let's just gonna walk out with you just walk out with you just walk out with me bah get the snake I don't like it better just [Applause] let's get out of here let's go I see you Dave yeah yeah I'd like to go to Africa with Jack gonna be a lot of fun don't bring it back all right buh-bye thanks thanks special thanks to Bob good night everybody

Channel: MegaSvensk86

Views: 1,746,562

Rating: 4.8880463 out of 5

Keywords: Dave, Letterman, Jungle, Jack, Hanna

Id: uIpf6bDBj-E

Length: 9min 47sec (587 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 09 2008

Reddit Comments

[u/hgrrta]

I always love animal segments on talk shows because of the chaos that often ensues.

[u/wskerr]

FOR GOD'S SAKE BOB!

[u/BeerCzar]

I think the snake is defanged due to how little bob seems to care about it possibly biting him. Jack Hanna is a TV Personality who has done this tons of times and seems to be selling it.

[u/john12666]

I was like no big deal, no big deal. Then I started jumping out of my chair. haha.