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thank you good to see you absolutely absolutely pleasure I don't know why I got like nervous when he did it you but I can't I couldn't find which one was you on Twitter it was the thing okay I recently have a Twitter account I haven't tweeted in like two years okay first I went on Facebook I typed my name then they were like you cannot use celebrity names I was like where I have two middle names that's nice I was hoping my middle name is Michael and I thought wow this would be great if your name middle name was Michael or if my name was Dave curry whoever Letterman is the weirdest start to interview ever by the way your realm of getting in trouble is is worse than the average person you know I mean like the average do got go out and look for trouble I've been sitting around my my own business and dude come on hey Dave Chappelle my kids names hey I got 12 naked bitches in hot air bully 16 she got too much okay we have too much no salon just joining us yeah it's gonna be a great land I should join it that's how much people well you got to imagine this is what the sound is like a Radio City Music Hall but times 10 because it's 4,000 people now I'm nervous again daughter I gotta my son was back then I have another son that's coming this weekend oh yeah yes we're gonna we're gonna have a swell time do they enjoy living up the enjoy living in Ohio yeah they all know any different like they love it that you see you had the 40 million who's to who's to say you would be a happier or better person I think I might be happier person yeah it's funny because I come out here by screams but when I go home there's not like that when you go home I mean that's the thing that's important to remember is it when you go home it's a different situation right yeah my kids only in Canada like oh there's the promise is back to the road well thanks for being here what's on your mind what what are you thinking about I've been thinking about these shows you know the reason I'm doing this residency is is it's a personal thing it's like it's my 30th anniversary in comedy name was Michael yeah well there you go I don't know how I'm gonna use this information but don't think you're gonna walk away 50 million dollars then your life is gonna be cool with it and as you will know this is a this is a heck of a business to survive that long like you know I really didn't think I'd make it that far what do you think would happen actually to be honest I thought I'd do much better than I did but I was important main do you remember that yeah and I was walking in a mall and I guess you guys had been there an hour before me so they just thought I was like a lost route [Applause] like this they have a rehearsal do they have a walkthrough they have like a sound checks and that kind of thing I don't know and I'm eating soon and I look across the room and and I see Jessica Simpson so like oh I'm Jessica Simpson and I was like oh wait a minute I'm famous baby that very cute that'll keep you pushing you know so and I was just playing clubs and stuff so I just start working out to alleviate the physical symptoms of stress and then it just took a few weeks before something like Dave you look good do I stars and jay-z says on one record cuz he's a genius you did it again and Kanye stood up first time I spoke all day you've been a stand-up for many years and you know you probably get that question when people tell my god you're a comedian what happens we go out there and you tell your jokes and no one laughs nothing happens I don't normally do this but it was Jessica stimuluses let me just see you know what's going on so I one of them like hi Jessica Simpson I don't know what to say I'm like my name is Dave Chappelle I was like I'm on TV - yeah as 14:14 yes mom lets you go gig at 14 oh my god she said she said take me in the beginning look at the club's yeah oh my god yeah then and then after the show I can't really say it on television would critique my act on the drive home which is a very long rattle you don't wanna eat your mom say like this jokes need to be cutting all this stuff like the Rick James sketching all these great sketches and in the middle of it Kanye's phone rings he's like Hello here's no no I can't no I know because I met the Edit for the Dave Chappelle show watching sketches that no one's seen before and then it goes like this cuz my life is dope and I do dope that when he's in a situation where he senses that things are not going his way is when all he does is rely on the material he doesn't worry about anything else he just goes right on with his material and sooner or later he will prevail do you do you have that experience not at all there's nothing like that show by my first marriage because bitch you tricked me okay okay all right but let's be fair was she right did those jokes need to be cut I leave them jokes today but ya know she was she was wrong I mean listen it was the thing that was she was right in the sense that his bro stretcher now to leave a bigger tip at a restaurant especially in the glow of the news this is happening to you I don't know if you've heard the stereotype black people don't tip tell us what you've done I know I believe this is correct since the last time I saw you you now have two additional kids is that correct yeah I'm a baby-making machine Dave Brett drugs and alcohol at these clubs like would there were people in there like tempting you no wasn't tempting because it was like dudes having cocaine nosebleeds and all kinds of crazy stuff like that so I never really got into like the drugs ever wears habit I picked up was probably smoking cigarettes you still smoke yeah just moments before I came out myself here when I say also we were very very excited that you put out these comedy specials 13 years like a locust do you have returned with these why did you decide to put two of them out money money you know you see yourself and your kids so the boys I know what they're up to like when my sons like I'm going to my room I'm like yeah I bet you I know you're gonna I know what you gotta go well maybe it's not as bad as when I was I don't know what he's doing up there you know all the stories I comedian Dave Chappelle's in a mental institution in South Africa and I was like man must be losing my man yeah for that though this was the beach in the last six months I think we're all getting an education about the presidency I don't know that I've ever heard and just popular discourse people discussing ethics this much and I didn't even realize how efforts were necessary supposed to work at that level of government and he's putting all this stuff on the forefront well nobody really talks about oxygen until someone's got their hands around on stage with me a few comedy bits you just want to do he did comedy bits on his own or he did that he you made fun of him I made some assists yeah there's a little girl how's she doing she's one she's actually backstage that's nice she's didn't find a sitter yeah speculation and is there any thing that we don't know that we should know or something we do know that we shouldn't know huh crazy at first it was scary and then now I feel like it's liber8 like I feel free like I can just say well I want to do I when they already call me crazy so the hours and stop books this morning Jericho when this lady's coffee and [Applause] but but if you remember in that monologue in that emmy-nominated monologue let's get the episode was not me but is this what they called it the ugly Emmys were they just sent it to you in the mail of your where you went to South Africa am i right about that oh yeah yeah yeah and and you you lived in South Africa for an extended period of time well no I was I was there for two weeks [Laughter] there's not too many good hiding places left in America was there I mean what was the reason that you went to Africa was there a reason that you decided to go to Africa well there are few reasons but I mean you know if you a black dude trying to hide Africa is a good place is there sort of famously at the time you said like we've got to give this guy a chance okay which I agree with you've got to give a guy a chance but especially right right this is very true okay so now we're seven getting on eight months in how do you how do you feel about the chances that he's been given you still want to give him a chance or have you given him all the chances he's gonna get like I wanted to give him a chance that night he's like living in the corner of perception reality you know what I mean and like it's a weird place to be when everyone thought Wesley Snipes was in jail I saw him at a party hi that's right recipe that helps us get through things like this you always gotta remember one thing when you go through these problems Dave and I said what's that brother and he said I hate a dog today lifestyle is miniscule the only difference between having 10 million dollars and 50 million dollars is an astounding 40 million dollars we can't quite talk here but that's what I'm waiting for yeah yeah for them to talk yeah because whatever you ever had a conversation with a guy that lived in your balls you know nowadays I'll celebrate it usually just by watching MTV or something the king because before integration the radio sucked everything on the bum bum bum bum mr. Johnson yes I guess it is who might this be secure dead man Johnson he's like freakin eyes I believe this don't worry about that punk you're gonna die unless you've changed Ava she feels great I don't hide cortman right when my buddies went to the strip clubs my friends were getting married and what better way to celebrate a marriage go to a strip club and I'm smoking a cigarette in there yeah I think I'm famous men not get away with it so the stripper comes up stripper she says sir could you put that cigarette out I'm gonna have you thrown out of here we have your gonorrhea infested vagina in my face [Applause]

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Length: 13min 22sec (802 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 29 2018

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