Dark Theories about Spongebob Squarepants That Change Everything

SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the most successful children's cartoons of all time thanks to its fun and recognizable cast the series has generated 13 billion dollars for nickelodeon and merchandising revenue alone but you know what they say one man's innocent children's cartoon is another Internet users fan theory fodder and the internet doesn't really do innocent so here are the dark SpongeBob SquarePants theories that change everything karate is a metaphor for sex well there's no point beating around the bush so to speak why would reddit user master lulz decide that karate on a kids show was an elaborate analogy for sex let's look at the facts this theory focuses on season 1 episode 14 be titled karate choppers at the start of the episode sandy surprises spongebob with some karate when he gets home later that night spongebob calls up sandy for some late-night karate but she blows him off the to continue a series of varied and spicy karate encounters and before long it's all that they can think about SpongeBob's mind is so occupied with karate that he can't even concentrate at work to save his career they agreed to abstain from karate and desperately try to distract themselves with other things despite their best efforts evidence of their mutual karate fixation keeps bubbling up to the surface and before long they're innocent picnic turns into a wild karate frenzy now what could that possibly have to do with sex seriously though it's not that far-fetched the writers have gone on record saying that some stories for the cartoon are based on their real-life experiences it's not beyond the realms of possibility that they extracted the comedic element of a passionate affair and twisted it into the plot for an episode and compared to some of the other theories that we have let's just say that the weirdo meter it's not even switched on yet the seven main characters represent the seven deadly sins the best thing about this theory is it's totally confirmed that's right one of the show's writers mentions it in the season 1 DVD audio commentary however they don't cover all the specifics so let's go through a quick rundown of the theories on who's what greed without a doubt mr. Krabs this one pretty much explains itself is there anything mr. Krabs wouldn't do for a quick buck more on that later donate to the Children's Fund why would children ever done for me sloth Patrick sloth is a pretty broad Church of sin covering everything from laziness to a lack of compassion for others and in the case of Patrick it seems like more of the former than the latter maybe Patrick gets a hard rap here he's not a bad guy then again he's hardly an overachiever Envy plankton yeah need we say more wrath definitely Squidward he's a really angry guy after all pride sandy has a scientist and generally one of the more accomplished residents of Bikini Bottom sandy does have a lot to offer she's well-traveled smart and generally kind but her achievements can go to her head at times gluttony so there's a bit of debate on this one some people think that Patrick is the glutton while Gary is the sloth but Gary's main motivation in life does seem to be food when spongebob gets amnesia and skips town what does Gary do but Gorge himself to obesity not that any of our pets would do anything different lust whatever you make of the karate lots of people are throwing spongebob into the ring for this one they cite a definition of lust as excessive love for everything it certainly gets him into trouble but deadly sin we're not so sure one possibility for lust is pearl teenage boys of bikini bottom beware well it's cool to have a theory like this confirmed it's not exactly a dramatic revelation comedic archetypes like these have been around since well since comedy began basically it's good to be good but it's funny to be bad the main characters are Marxist symbols okay first off we're not trying to be political there's enough of that in the current year but what we're saying is I don't like chemicals in the water that turn the fish into communists anyway things get a little weird here for those with a political inclination we recommend reading the post from reddit user bend over and spread it basically the theory suggests that you've got mr. Krabs as the archetype exploitative business owner profiting from the misery and hard labor of others sounds pretty accurate so far flutes on the way you got money right Squidward is the class-conscious worker disgruntled by his shoddy lot in life he organizes against mr. Krabs with a strike but ultimately SpongeBob's the ignorant unconscious proletariat worker plays into the hand of the oppressor the theory even extends to the impact of science in Bikini Bottom plankton and Sandy the two great scientific minds in the show have drastically different philosophies when it comes to their work while plankton is looking for corporate domination sandy has developed her own personal utopia and uses technology to help others could sandy really be representing the possibility of fully automated luxury communism where humans are free to lead a life of leisure while machines take care of the work what do you think Patrick well let's be real it's a kids show we're probably overthinking it the show's characters and names are all related to private parts maybe the internet was a mistake after all let's take a look at the evidence here the show definitely enjoys some double entendre hell it's set in a town called Bikini Bottom there is a character named Sandy Cheeks but this theory takes things a little further what if there was actually a bikini bottom that floated down to the seabed and stuck to that skimpy swimwear was an absorbent feminine hygiene product a tampon tampon Bob Squarepants that's what this theory suggests and yes once again the internet was a mistake but fortunately it gets worse a condition known as toxic shock syndrome caused by leaving a tampon in for too long may give rise to populations of planktonic bacteria yep you heard that correctly sorry plankton this whole theory is a rabbit hole that just gets deeper and deeper the more you read about it Gary well what would be the natural companion to a tampon and what animal normally says meow right and what's another name for that animal bingo you'll never hear the words Krusty Krab the same way again mr. Krabs is a cannibal while plankton has never succeeded in getting his hands on the Krabby Patty secret formula the internet seems to think they've worked it out there isn't exactly a steady supply of cattle on the seabed so it stands the reason the patties must be coming from some form of seafood take a look at the menu kelp rings kelpshake seafoam soda coral bits krabby patty it's been hiding in plain sight the whole time Krabby Patties use real crab meat the evidence behind this one stacks up when you realize mr. Krabs and his mom are the only crabs in town on top of that the Krusty Krab is literally shaped like a crab trap complete with the netting on the sides sure it could just be a cute idea from the show's animators to use a crab related structure as the basis for mr. Krabs business but ask yourselves this would mr. Krabs sell the meat of his own kind to make money yeah absolutely we're talking about a character who's his own soul repeatedly let's face it with mr. Krabs if it pays it plays not to mention his reaction to eating a krabby patty so that's what I taste like yeah I'll just take a kelpshake to go thanks mr. Krabs makes Krabby Patties out of whales convinced that mr. Krabs is a cannibal plausible as it seems there's one or two things against it for starters Nickelodeon categorically denied it on Instagram but come on they could easily be working for the Krusty Krab PR machine assuming they are telling the truth what if the real secret behind the krabby patty is even darker reddit user walla walla rhubarb theorizes an alternative backstory for mr. Krabs adopted daughter pearl specifically that he found pearl close to the newly deceased carcass of her mother and he's been using the meat to make Krabby Patties ever since furthermore the only reason he's keeping pearl around is to fatten her up for when her mother's meat finally runs out again we're talking about a guy who according to the Spongebob wiki is guilty of at least 27 different crimes including attempted murder grave robbery cruelty to animals and manslaughter he even openly admits to not liking mammals so why would he choose to adopt the whale in nature when a whale carcass falls to the bottom of the ocean a feeding frenzy breaks out with all manner of creatures taking their turn to suck and nah whatever nutrition they can from the Fallen beast what would be more natural for a ruthless entrepreneur like Eugene Herald Krabs than to monetize and profit from the opportunity whatever the real truth is behind the krabby patty mr. Krabs is such a dark character we can't help but think there's something sinister at work and finally yes it's come to this Squidward's penis is on his face Squidward's penis is on his face now you've seen it you can never unsee it although we already mentioned the theory about characters relating to private parts this one really stands up on its own yeah but that thing's gigantic weirdly enough oh the weirdo meter is definitely working now the theory actually has some legs specifically Squidward's legs notice how while some characters such as Patrick skip wearing a shirt Squidward is the only one who doesn't wear pants also turns out that squids penises are located near to their beaks then again where else is it going to be on the end of a tentacle hanging off one of those squid flaps are they wings huge shout-out to Reddit user hare and son for this theory groundbreaking stuff we hope you get the help you need and those are our favorite dark spongebob squarepants theories did we miss any have you got your own messed up theory share it with everybody in the comment section below please remember to like this video subscribe and hit that notification veil so you get notifications whenever we upload but most importantly Squidward's penis is on his face

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Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 26 2018