Daniel Craig James Bond Monologue - SNL

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - DANIEL CRAIG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S JUST LOVELY TO BE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I HOSTED EIGHT YEARS AGO, AND MY LIFE IS VERY DIFFERENT NOW I MOVED TO NEW YORK. WHEN PEOPLE SAY TO ME, WHERE BROOKLYN AT? I CAN TELL THEM, IT'S OVER THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE OR THE MANHATTAN BRIDGE, DEPENDING ON THE TRAFFIC. EVERYONE ASSUMES BECAUSE I PLAY JAMES BOND I'M THIS SUAVE SOPHISTICATED GUY. I HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM. I MEAN, I'M JAMES BOND I KNOW ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE HUMBLE OH, I'M JUST A NERD. I'M NOT A NERD YOU'RE A NERD. NOW, THIS NEXT JAMES BOND FILM IS GOING TO BE MY LAST BUT IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THE BEST, BECAUSE WELL, WE HAVE PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE FROM "FLEABAG" TO HELP WITH SOME OF THE DIALOGUE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT DIFFERENT, BUT EVERY SO OFTEN I WILL TURN TO THE CAMERA AND SAY, THE NAME'S BOND. JAMES BOND IS IT BAD THAT I FANCY THE POPE. YOU ALSO MAY HAVE HEARD THE RELEASE OF THE FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS THERE'S THIS SCENE THAT'S MY FAVORITE AND THE PRODUCERS HAVE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME SHOW IT TONIGHT SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK ♪ >> CRAPS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR GAME WAS STEALING STATE SECRETS >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, JAMES? MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR? >> MAYBE I'LL BE LUCKY NOW, WHERE'S YOUR BOSS >> SEVEN, WINNER >> REALLY? I JUST ROLLED A SEVEN. >> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK -- >> WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE MY DARLING. >> I'M 00 -- >> 7 >> HOT HAND AT THE TABLE FOLKS, PLACE YOUR BETS. >> KEEP IT UP, MY ASS IS IN THE HOLE >> DON'T LOSE IT, MY WIFE'S GOING TO KILL ME WHO CARES, IT'S MY MONEY >> WHAT DO I DO NOW? >> OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST THIS IS JUST LIKE -- GIVE ME AN 8, GIVE ME AN 8, GIVE ME AN 8. 6-2, EASY 8. >> YOU SIR, YOU, YOU YOU, SIR YOU, YOU, YOU IT'S SO EXCITING WHAT DO I DO NOW >> IT DEPENDS. >> RIGHT NOW IS DON'T ROLL A SEVEN. >> CAN I GET A VODKA MARTINI SHAKEN CAN I GET A VODKA AND RED BULL PINT GLASS PLEASE? >> WE GOT A SIX. >> LET'S PUT ALL OUR CHIPS ON HARD 4 >> LET'S DO IT, HARD 4 HARD 4 >> I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE. >> IF I ROLL A HARD FOUR YOU BETTER CALL ME SIMBA, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST. >> 2 AND 2 MAKES 4 THE HARD WAY. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHAT, I DID IT >> MY BOSS -- >> COOL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE I'M BUZZED >> OKAY, OKAY. WHAT DO I ROLE NOW >> SNAKE EYES. >> OH, YOU JOKE, SNAKE EYES. >> TAKE A LOOK AT THESE SNAKE EYES >> OH, SNAKE EYES. >> IT SEEMS MR. BOND YOUR LUCK HAS RUN OUT. >> WELL PLAYED BOND. EVERYONE ALL RIGHT >> YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU JUST ROLLED SNAKE EYES ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. THE WEEKND IS HERE SO STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND AUSE PPLA ♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,563,265

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, daniel craig, monologue, daniel craig monologue, 30 rock, james bond, james bond monologue, no time to die, bond, britain, british, puppets, s45, s45e15, episode 15, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, James Bond, 007, spectre, skyfall, casino royale, starboy, cant feel my face, the hills, I feel it coming

Id: 0wEP_NehJKM

Length: 5min 34sec (334 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/jwilcoxwilcox]

“You know what would be better than a monologue? An extra sketch disguised as a monologue.” - SNL writers this week

[u/Alastor3]

If you like his over the top acting, you have to watch the movie Logan Lucky. He is so good in it

[u/BIGACH]

That casino sketch was pure brilliance!!

The Simba part killed me lol

[u/Gato1980]

Mirror.

[u/RambunctiousHatboy]

It just me or is something up with his voice?

[u/Rocorby]

The best part of the monologue was... not the monologue

[u/[deleted]]

This next James Bond is gonna be my last

Haha yeah we’ve never heard that before Craig!

[u/CptnBrokenkey]

Daniel Crag?