'Dang'd If I Know"

too much today that's what that sometimes home is where the now this is a true story I swear to God but you have to know a couple of things before I tell you this story one of them is that at one point in our ancient career of my old man decided that he was going to increase the hurt but buying drop counts and what this entailed you go to the sales yard and you buy these five oh five dollar two or three builder up cans that have been called out by local dairy ranchers whatever you bring them home and what you have to do is you have to feed them if you don't have a milk cow you have to feed them a milk mixture out of a bucket that they call cast man on and it's a very powerful spelling powder the milk make sure that you have to mix up in your kitchen at 4:30 in the morning I don't know why he doesn't do it then but apparently written on the bag and then somebody told my man you can buy milk goals and you can you can make them caps up on those milk goats and it's cheaper to feed a milk goat than it is to buy calf manner because a goal can live on dirt so we did that we bought this little belt over there was somebody's 42 project because that Abell and we built a statue for any tray on the front that you could put grain in we sticker up on that stanchion sheet that bring we'd walk ahead and return them cows lips and they'd come and they'd run and try and suck on her and she kicked the dope together and the whole time I had but a treadmill come down in the 20th century stop raising at its finest the other thing that I have to tell you about his when my brother was nine years old he wanted to be a football player so my parents bought him a football uniform from Sears and roebucks and it had the helmet the shoulder pads the jersey the whole thing and he promptly out through it and but he still had the helmet around and he figured out that he could wear that helmet if he took petting him the third thing you need to know no boy that I grew up with it was the son of my dad's trapped together in the cattle business his name was Eddie as Bubba and that is what we call him that's what we've always called in and I swear to God that is what we code you know everything that you need to know to understand this storm the power helmet came from Sears the nanny goats Thames was Annabelle's crazy as hell he was known for wild stunts in my house and those we kept in an all wire peel for nursing let me care but I've got one bloodshot eye the Namaskar article he said I nailed it off I put his bet go these words really spoke and saddest part was my brother and me sounded like a good why we do the paint we do bang on something you do though live longer than you want them to he stuck his head inside out he arable you he while his fingers like a couple of horns a challenge though I don't read up on highways came out with the police be labeled Obama a glancing blow enemy quickly trees mother let go of laughs with a decidedly start the bowl nothing at all here a marshmallow whether the guns and the windage in trajectory now next time she gone around with a sound like a ball bat in the dream my love went down I would do things we do something you want to let me lay there really long time did his crackdown blood my wallet do these hands and knees I really don't know how but his eyes are on the ground like me boudic says well that seems kind of stuck with me in a most disturbing way cuz I mean dueling with a gold my god I don't see that every day it's done from things like this while I don't think Bubba is a brain to go oh wow you bang to do something to go a little longer so much smaller here here one of the things

Channel: Evelyn O'Brien - Shaw

Views: 12,539

Rating: 4.9622641 out of 5

Keywords: goat, helmet, bubba, charge, youth, challenge, dave, stamey, western, award winning, dave stamey

Id: hmO-U8olp-U

Length: 7min 13sec (433 seconds)

Published: Thu May 21 2015