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ladies and gentlemen<font color="#E5E5E5"> Dana Carvey</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh god I can't live up to that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font> like having<font color="#E5E5E5"> sex a woman's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going you're</font> gonna be so good<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna be so good</font> Oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> hose her down and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lick her either</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">side soggy you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see about a second detail</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well look at that weird that's like</font> me I am<font color="#CCCCCC"> nomad I am the camera from Star</font> Trek you must go<font color="#E5E5E5"> away thank you for</font> coming to my taping of my hobo special <font color="#CCCCCC">haha don't be alarmed it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> only a</font> television show<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've taped 19 shows and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it all be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> edited together</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so there's no</font> pressure<font color="#E5E5E5"> on you this show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> could</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">completely suck and I wouldn't give it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">out if I screw anything up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a little</font> thing called editing<font color="#CCCCCC"> well</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all I can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to you folks it's fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 49er</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">surefire</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> response you can get in San</font> Francisco<font color="#E5E5E5"> we've been</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> businessmen</font> downtown<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes I think the stock market</font> will break<font color="#CCCCCC"> five thousand</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking what</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thirty forty day you got it all man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font> that they're the<font color="#E5E5E5"> best man I love the</font> nines<font color="#E5E5E5"> Steve Young Joe Montana it's</font> pretty<font color="#CCCCCC"> crap I'm a native I'm from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">area I'm not to pretend native</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay I</font> was here<font color="#E5E5E5"> since</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 58</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Bob Hill not</font> applauding<font color="#E5E5E5"> I got here in 83 not as good</font> we also have a big<font color="#E5E5E5"> screen for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people in</font> the back<font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I hate going to concert</font> well I think that ants head is there at Clapton it's like so I said give them<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> screen if I can turn<font color="#CCCCCC"> around fashioned</font> the speed of light I will see myself <font color="#E5E5E5">facing forward</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh man what the hell</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh God oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit come on yeah come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sorry like I said</font> it's so fun<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here it really is this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is such a great theater</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I I was playing</font> a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of clubs warming up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for this and I</font> played<font color="#E5E5E5"> I played Tahoe and that was cool</font> across the street<font color="#E5E5E5"> Tom Jones was playing</font> my wife<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> never</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> seen him he's such a</font> great singer<font color="#CCCCCC"> but we went to see him and</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> literally I'm not kidding he has a</font> thing in his pants<font color="#CCCCCC"> it it's it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ridiculous</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like this down to his</font> knee he doesn't talk<font color="#E5E5E5"> about it the whole</font> audience<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just staring at</font> it's it's it's Tom and his Jones I'm telling you it<font color="#E5E5E5"> is it's obscene</font> it's insane my wife<font color="#E5E5E5"> had</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> binoculars it's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">blooming honey it's moving</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's sang a</font> song are you ready for this<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> giant</font> penis<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what I'm saying</font> American<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tom</font> I actually I'm a<font color="#E5E5E5"> grown-up now I'm a</font> father<font color="#E5E5E5"> which is the definition of</font> growing<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah yeah worked I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Pro</font> created and it works<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah yeah yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font> macho<font color="#E5E5E5"> is this yeah I dropped my pants</font> she was pregnant<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was actually two</font> years<font color="#E5E5E5"> of hellish therapy no it was it</font> went<font color="#CCCCCC"> wonderfully it really did it was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wonderful pregnancy now we have our two</font> little our two<font color="#CCCCCC"> little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> boys Tom and Dax</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and so cute around the house you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're just changed your life and segi</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here Stephanie you don't go daddy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cuz if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go to work I got no garnish</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and that's my wife which</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is she's a</font> little<font color="#CCCCCC"> weird</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no I've got Tom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dex now tom is a family's name</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Dex I was</font> stoned<font color="#E5E5E5"> basically and no I was not stoned</font> because he'll see this tape when he's you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know it'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be in the church lady</font> dress and I go dad we got<font color="#E5E5E5"> to talk okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> guess let's go for a cool name Dex I thought it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> singular and strong like</font> sting<font color="#CCCCCC"> Dec sting sting Dex cuz ting is</font> the hippest name let's face it the guy named<font color="#CCCCCC"> himself a verb present tense</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because he's not stung</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and he's not</font> stinging<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's steamed</font> you know it's so<font color="#E5E5E5"> cool I admire that his</font> real name<font color="#E5E5E5"> as you might know is Gordon</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and he changes at the sting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who's got</font> the balls to<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell their friends</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> call</font> them sting at one point in his life<font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">had</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to her mind go excuse me excuse me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from now on would you mind calling me</font> sting yeah my name is<font color="#E5E5E5"> bite this my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">buddies scratch I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get me a beer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Gordie</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two Coors light's coming right up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm gonna</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> grow up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and be a rock star</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> see wherever you go I'll<font color="#E5E5E5"> be watching you</font> I'll be<font color="#CCCCCC"> watching you</font> this is my little<font color="#E5E5E5"> Gordie sting little</font> getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> beer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dance it somehow makes</font> sense doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's abstract what you</font> knew he would have<font color="#E5E5E5"> popped that way right</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">people at blank</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> faces</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is you gonna do</font> the church lady<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean is this is show</font> just<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't entertainers wear suits sorry</font> hey come on the gap had a sale<font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all boys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wear half</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> off</font> that kids are so<font color="#CCCCCC"> happy you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know on the</font> windows<font color="#CCCCCC"> its ears you know fishy like why</font> are they<font color="#E5E5E5"> so happy I've</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got cotton</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pads</font> trying to get us to buy these<font color="#E5E5E5"> stupid</font> clothes you see<font color="#E5E5E5"> look how happy the</font> mannequin is I gotta get those Haggar slacks oh my god oh boy what else has happened though I got kids <font color="#E5E5E5">Tom and Dax and they're great oh you</font> know yeah we have any<font color="#CCCCCC"> question gaily</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">perhaps</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sorry</font> hello<font color="#CCCCCC"> taking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Twitter</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">we have any parents</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here you guys look</font> too fresh to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be parents yeah okay</font> did your<font color="#E5E5E5"> four-year-old do this my</font> four-year-old will just be suddenly silly<font color="#E5E5E5"> he'll just like walk across the</font> room<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> casually like this and just</font> suddenly go what is that<font color="#E5E5E5"> move</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's like David Niven</font> turns into Charlie Callas sometimes they<font color="#E5E5E5"> just not when it's over</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Dex will come in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kitchen just go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I can't get over</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my giant image</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think of</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> possibilities</font> Tom and you know what<font color="#CCCCCC"> is about kids</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think that they can't control their</font> impulses they're not mean they just <font color="#E5E5E5">can't control because Tom will</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be</font> sitting<font color="#E5E5E5"> there watching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> television with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the X right and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're watching</font> cartoons and little<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tom is there and Dex</font> is here and Dex will just suddenly<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font> of the blue just<font color="#E5E5E5"> go the two-year-old</font> just incoming incoming oh my god the <font color="#E5E5E5">mouthpiece is going out it's like a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">prizefight I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> asked X what's wrong and he</font> has a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little speech</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Opena me he sounds a</font> little bit<font color="#E5E5E5"> like Mike Tyson subtitle</font> what's wrong else<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I mean it you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm staying deaf</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's gonna come</font> here and<font color="#CCCCCC"> take my power rings you I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna knock him out you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't I see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> love listening<font color="#CCCCCC"> to him now cuz you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got</font> his high school<font color="#CCCCCC"> equivalency in prison so</font> he's really anxious to<font color="#CCCCCC"> use those words</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I said you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I'm saying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know I'm you know I'm saying it's</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know you got to respect</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody's indivisible</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I'm</font> family look everybody's got friends and <font color="#CCCCCC">auntie's it's no reason to put them up</font> on a pedicure now I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> know if my kids are weird</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but your kids have a clothes problem my</font> kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't want to be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clothes ever</font> they want to be naked all<font color="#CCCCCC"> day long they</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">literally</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you got to fight</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get the</font> clothes on they<font color="#CCCCCC"> just love being naked so</font> we had to we had<font color="#CCCCCC"> to bargain with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them we</font> said we will have<font color="#CCCCCC"> naked time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for you</font> guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> you can have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> naked time every night</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> 6 to 7:30 and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this works</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so every</font> night is<font color="#CCCCCC"> at 6 is at 6 yes they're like</font> it's naked<font color="#CCCCCC"> time oh they're like little</font> Harvey Keitel's just wandering around with their tiny penises flat means <font color="#E5E5E5">they're the anti Tom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jones's is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just little tiny penis is so happy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's wonderful how free they are with</font> their nakedness you know but we have company drop by<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's not used to naked</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">children during naked times like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dingdong</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they come in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> addicting like</font> and the company<font color="#E5E5E5"> without children's like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay where do I look I don't want to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">look Oh tiny penis there we are then</font> they start looking<font color="#CCCCCC"> at my crotch and back</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of the tiny</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> penises and Michael hey</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">don't contrasting compare</font> it's great though I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh</font> this was funny the company was sitting on the couch and and I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just watching</font> index gets<font color="#E5E5E5"> up next to the guy he's Nate</font> gets<font color="#E5E5E5"> ready it going just goes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just free</font> like he was<font color="#CCCCCC"> clipping</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> his earlobe the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">company's like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we gotta go</font> you just got<font color="#E5E5E5"> it no we got a guy I'll</font> clean my refrigerator I gotta go<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> Irish mother-in-law<font color="#E5E5E5"> their</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> grandmothers</font> great<font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz she doesn't she loves him</font> she's<font color="#CCCCCC"> not bothered at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all by the</font> nakedness next<font color="#E5E5E5"> we'll be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and she'll be going oh look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> playing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with his weed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Andy darlin oh look its I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kidding me</font> Darby O'Gill<font color="#CCCCCC"> miniscule peeper would</font> dwarf<font color="#E5E5E5"> that they don't remember</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we got</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there</font> excuse she's the one who got me<font color="#E5E5E5"> into</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this because kids are well they're both</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right there that they're the most</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wonderful thing that's ever happened to</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> and the most</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> difficult thing that's</font> ever happened<font color="#E5E5E5"> to you you know it's both</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and you ask</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people should we have</font> children it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> like a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> secret</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> society</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> they want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to they want to draw you in so</font> I said<font color="#E5E5E5"> to my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mother-in-law</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> should we</font> have children she's like oh yeah they're easy I<font color="#CCCCCC"> know they're easy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> children are a breeze no problem</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> keep them in your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pocket</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah no problem walk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> around</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> get my little M&M once in a while</font> no big deal<font color="#E5E5E5"> boy yeah and you have the</font> children<font color="#CCCCCC"> huh your life changes they are</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">need machines man you gotta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look and do</font> and say and change and<font color="#E5E5E5"> go put it down no</font> I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> they go through a stage</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> where</font> they want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to swallow something they want</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> get something</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in their eye if they</font> possibly can<font color="#E5E5E5"> like no no no no no you</font> know the only<font color="#E5E5E5"> that makes it worth that is the</font> power of<font color="#E5E5E5"> their cuteness it heals you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you'll chase him all day and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then my son</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Dex said to me last week he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said daddy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">does God have feet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I was weak by how</font> cute<font color="#CCCCCC"> that was I was like I've got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it sit</font> down that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> so goddamn cute I'm weak</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> his</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuteness the power of his</font> cuteness<font color="#E5E5E5"> is making me weak I said I was</font> like Superman<font color="#CCCCCC"> Kryptonite it was like can</font> not move<font color="#E5E5E5"> child</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too cute must get help</font> but there are those<font color="#CCCCCC"> days there are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">days where you've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> been up all night</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know and you haven't brushed your teeth</font> in a week<font color="#E5E5E5"> your hair is greasy sticking</font> up big zit<font color="#E5E5E5"> mill your forehead your</font> puffed out you look like<font color="#E5E5E5"> lon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chaney</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're sitting there and you start to</font> hate<font color="#E5E5E5"> your friends</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> without children</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because you're completely</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> exhausted you</font> call your friends<font color="#E5E5E5"> without</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> throwing up</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they go god</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I slept till noon and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm still tired</font> I think I'll go<font color="#E5E5E5"> to a Starbucks and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get a</font> Frappuccino and you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even hear them</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here's your</font> chase that gets put down<font color="#E5E5E5"> no no no put it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">down ya frappuccinos good no no no no no</font> no no no you're on camera<font color="#CCCCCC"> but it's true though</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you know the thing about children too is</font> they're the enemy of sex<font color="#E5E5E5"> if there was a</font> battleground ever<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> children versus</font> sex it's a big fight<font color="#CCCCCC"> because it's hard</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hot sex</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when you're so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> exhausted</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can barely function try watching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">-</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> four</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> year</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> old</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for 13</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hours and</font> then get into bed it's your time<font color="#E5E5E5"> gotta</font> keep the relationship going<font color="#CCCCCC"> get in bed</font> with your wife<font color="#CCCCCC"> just barely there you</font> know okay honey<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay kids</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> asleep</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay it's our time okay no no I want to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">do it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come on do it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">no no not you tired</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come on let's to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> okay okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's good no okay okay I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really hot</font> okay I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna shut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up really hot it's</font> really<font color="#E5E5E5"> good it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> really good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> baby I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really hot that's good yeah</font> no I'm fire I'm on fire<font color="#E5E5E5"> you want me to</font> pull your hair okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's good</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm hot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too baby I'm hot a camera's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">spank you is that what you want</font> there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a plus</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you need whore</font> for the people<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the audience who</font> aren't in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the secret society you want to</font> know what's like<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have kids the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">workload adopt a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hundred</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> year old man</font> adopt<font color="#CCCCCC"> 100 year old man who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> needs 24-hour</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nursing care and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then find out gee my</font> life's really changed imagine<font color="#E5E5E5"> that scene</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wipe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my ass put on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kochu</font> you better<font color="#E5E5E5"> provide cream I might get a</font> rash - what I didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> like what you made me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for breakfast I threw it on the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> floor</font> you better feed me I might<font color="#E5E5E5"> get cranky</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I had a bad</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dream I want to sleep in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your bed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I like to stretch out</font> guess what<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Nicky time</font> like it where do you think<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're going all</font> dressed up<font color="#CCCCCC"> old Fitz</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thought you going to</font> a nice romantic dinner<font color="#E5E5E5"> well think again</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">where the time you hit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the door I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">going to be crying you're gonna feel</font> guilty<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I say sit your ass down what</font> putting<font color="#E5E5E5"> on Pooh Bear it's a good one too</font> piglet gets lost take him to Toys R<font color="#E5E5E5"> Us</font> he's sitting there<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the cart right by</font> me that<font color="#E5E5E5"> useless piece of plastic well</font> you already<font color="#E5E5E5"> have that one I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that one I've</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mega</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Tour</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's mega</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">T you can tell cuz the index fingers</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">crook slightly different mega tool make</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it t make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it ty make</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it two</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> every time I</font> click it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> 995 to you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">well by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me that you should piece of</font> plastic or<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I feel a tantrum</font> coming<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font> you gotta ask<font color="#CCCCCC"> yourself do you feel lucky</font> you got<font color="#E5E5E5"> a choice you got a choice you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">can either</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pull me out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of here pick it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in screaming</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">snot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> coming on my nose everybody looking</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in point</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look at those evil parents it</font> was<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little toy or you can buy me that</font> useless<font color="#E5E5E5"> piece of plastic for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 1995</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now</font> I'm not a betting man<font color="#E5E5E5"> but you've had</font> four hours<font color="#CCCCCC"> sleep</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the last three days</font> do I shake pull out your visa<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> everywhere you<font color="#CCCCCC"> wanna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font> oh boy well what a summer it's been<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> summer<font color="#E5E5E5"> of prostitution isn't it where</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">charlie sheen's getting married he had a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">$75,000 bill you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to heidi fleiss</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and now he's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> engaged what's that like</font> worth<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel your fiance having dinner</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">charlie</font> was there anybody else<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think it should</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">be legal by the way should</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be legal</font> taxes shit out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of it and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> finance our</font> deficit yeah let's go victim there's no victim why did they bust<font color="#E5E5E5"> you grant that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was obscene why didn't they just say you</font> know take<font color="#E5E5E5"> it to a motel 6 or whatever</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">why would they bust you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> grant you know</font> what I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> and why was he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in that BMW I</font> mean I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> get it but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I guess it was a</font> thrill<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he might get caught</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the only</font> good thing of like Oh couldn't smile<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font> me I'm in an American BMW car in a heavily lighted area with an <font color="#CCCCCC">african-american prostitute</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> any minute</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">awful American policeman could come in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and catch us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I'm definitely in</font> bunches now you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> they shouldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have busted him</font> but you can't write a funnier scene<font color="#CCCCCC"> then</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because he's so British and puppets you</font> know this<font color="#E5E5E5"> idea of a cop going out of the</font> car mr.<font color="#E5E5E5"> grant he's like uh hello hello</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">officer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well uh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well I was a very bad</font> boy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and there you have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I what</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was um</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> actually officer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> V</font> what happened was I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> at the four</font> seasons<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the Shipley's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> suite watching</font> a bit<font color="#E5E5E5"> of Matlock with Andy Griffith</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> very good episode<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> suddenly I began</font> to feel a bit peckish<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I said to</font> myself<font color="#CCCCCC"> Huw old boy why not cruised the</font> boulevard for<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bit of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the old</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gobble</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wiener hey Gavin</font> what are you talking about<font color="#CCCCCC"> tongue</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bade</font> the Willy<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wonka</font> but they should have<font color="#E5E5E5"> let him go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if it</font> had<font color="#E5E5E5"> been</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> forty years ago</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Cary Grant</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they would have just dismissed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it some</font> kindly old Irish cop<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh hello mr. grant</font> how are you could I have a word with<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh hello Johnny</font> how<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you hello just a minute darling</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I hope this is going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be brief Johnny</font> this young lady was about<font color="#E5E5E5"> to sit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on my</font> penis well thank you I'll take<font color="#CCCCCC"> it oh yes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">take</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more Hall</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and mr. grant</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's all I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> asking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of course Johnny</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">take it to Mulholland of course</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> did you</font> get that autographed picture I sent<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">very good</font> well you better<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell Jimmy Stewart he's</font> up there in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Plymouth</font> now how well<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah well that's definitely</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a pleasurable sensation</font> that's a humdinger <font color="#CCCCCC">would you mind squeezing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bad</font> now don't be<font color="#CCCCCC"> afraid of it it can be your</font> friend yeah yeah say hello<font color="#E5E5E5"> well hello</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just wave at it now - say hi mr.</font> penis how are you<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's good do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> any gum I don't know where this is</font> going but we'll just<font color="#CCCCCC"> keep doing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everything would you mind saluting it oh</font> hello<font color="#E5E5E5"> Johnny</font> hello mr. Stewart so sorry to<font color="#E5E5E5"> interrupt</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have to ask you to take</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Harlan if you would yeah I'll take</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the Bohol sure you want to meet my date</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ah hello ma'am</font> see you later Johnny<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh so long Johnny</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Wow</font> Wow I think she's flooded I've met some<font color="#CCCCCC"> great British people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in my</font> life I got to meet<font color="#E5E5E5"> Paul McCartney</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I</font> was a thrill<font color="#E5E5E5"> being such a Beatle fan</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ten</font> years ago when I<font color="#CCCCCC"> first got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Sarah Night</font> Live<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I got the call to get the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">job which</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was a blew my mind I was</font> playing clubs here<font color="#E5E5E5"> in San</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Francisco</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> it was like<font color="#E5E5E5"> amazing so I go out to Long</font> Island<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm in this mansion of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> producer Lorne Michaels the really nice <font color="#E5E5E5">house in Long</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Island</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and he's just very</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">casual guy and he goes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah Dana tonight</font> Paul's coming<font color="#CCCCCC"> over like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I go Paul</font> he goes<font color="#CCCCCC"> paul mccartney</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tannoy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Linda</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and on the outside I'm going okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cool</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know Paul McCartney</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and on</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> inside I'm like I'm gonna meet a</font> beetle or you so I go in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> room</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm calling my</font> friends in San Francisco coming to meet Paul<font color="#CCCCCC"> they're so blown away that night</font> they're having spontaneous<font color="#CCCCCC"> Dane</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is going</font> to meet Paul parties all across the Bay Area everybody gather up<font color="#E5E5E5"> Dana's gonna</font> meet Paul in 17 minutes<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's get our</font> lighters ready so I'm in the mansion<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> dope<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I there's no one there and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> doorbell rings and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I go to get it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and I open</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the door and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's Paul and</font> Linda<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I guess I look I was so</font> nervous something happened to my face <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz the first thing Paul said to me was</font> you face is going<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bit funny apparently</font> I was just distorted<font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> minor leg</font> Peter but I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> mad the guy was the nicest</font> guy you'd ever<font color="#E5E5E5"> meet you know so charming</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you know</font> I said Paul how do you<font color="#E5E5E5"> think your new</font> albums<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna do and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just real</font> comfortable<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy goes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know they they</font> can't talk the crackerjack<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tipperary top</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know once in a while you make us</font> think could he do yeah sure<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay stink</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">redo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I said gonna get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you a beard he</font> goes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 11e sudsy wudsy I</font> think I'll stick<font color="#E5E5E5"> with me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him fee do this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man likes you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smoking a little</font> marijuana<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for those who don't know</font> marijuana<font color="#CCCCCC"> sort of a cannabis and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of smoke and get a little team guy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here I'm sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I did not know that so</font> I'm sitting there<font color="#CCCCCC"> this group of people</font> and some marijuana<font color="#E5E5E5"> comes out you know</font> pretty casual and<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know Paul has me a</font> joint now I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't have a kite marijuana</font> smoking at all for anybody here and kids <font color="#E5E5E5">and everything but if if in your life a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Beatle</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hands you a joint you choke</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font> God suck on that mother just<font color="#E5E5E5"> God oh good oh</font> yeah oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I'm sitting there these</font> people in<font color="#CCCCCC"> Paul wrote</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I didn't know</font> what to<font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and go Paul</font> noise is<font color="#CCCCCC"> going bad why can't I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fill the</font> world with silly love songs I<font color="#CCCCCC"> mean</font> what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> wrong with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'd like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> wait a minute<font color="#E5E5E5"> wait a minute women</font> someone's knocking at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the door do me a</font> favor<font color="#CCCCCC"> open the door and let him in but</font> it wasn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> very good pot it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was like old</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fashioned pop never pop when you're in</font> the 70s in high school you'd have a lid <font color="#E5E5E5">the size of a Samsonite suitcase you</font> you've smoked<font color="#CCCCCC"> 20 joints and go I think I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">feel a little itchy</font> then 1980 Hawaiian<font color="#CCCCCC"> pot came in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> take one</font> hit and go why is<font color="#CCCCCC"> that giant</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lizard</font> riding that<font color="#E5E5E5"> log boy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got to go to the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">white house what an amazing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> experience</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that was you know I made fun of</font> President Bush for four years<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font> he invites me<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the White House</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> hell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a nice guy good sport</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a thrill I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got to be</font> honest I felt patriotic I was in the Lincoln Bedroom and there's the Gettysburg<font color="#E5E5E5"> Address and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's a picture</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of George Washington and this is Wow you</font> know and I<font color="#E5E5E5"> got home all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my friends</font> wanted<font color="#CCCCCC"> to know was hey did you do it</font> it's a<font color="#CCCCCC"> senator democracy I know but did</font> you do I'm not gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> say whether I did or not</font> but<font color="#CCCCCC"> my son's middle name is Abe yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">well thank</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our munch</font> so we're there<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> White House</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font> cool<font color="#CCCCCC"> George</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and Barbara were just</font> incredibly gracious and nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> I must</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font> and I got chance<font color="#CCCCCC"> spend a little time</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> the president</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to know him a</font> little bit<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know my wife went to bed</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">early and Barbara went to bed</font> president<font color="#E5E5E5"> I are in this living room you</font> know hello cigars<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hello</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brandy</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> cozy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know he's looking at me</font> hiya dad a nice place ain't<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> yeah when you get back<font color="#E5E5E5"> home all your</font> friends<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wanna know is whether you did</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Lincoln Bedroom happens every</font> time and he's sitting<font color="#E5E5E5"> there he's got the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">World War 3 phone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sitting there that's</font> secured World War<font color="#CCCCCC"> 3 phone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was creepy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">expected any minute he's gonna go</font> did you hear<font color="#CCCCCC"> la Reynie dingy</font> because you know I don't you I do your impression<font color="#E5E5E5"> of me for me here right now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not being missing I'm like well I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want to do it come on let's hear</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> heard it was very</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> accurate don't tell</font> me you're not<font color="#E5E5E5"> God that so I said all</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> he goes why don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you call the</font> Secret<font color="#CCCCCC"> Service guys names Bob see if</font> they'll<font color="#E5E5E5"> come in here so I go all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> go Bob<font color="#CCCCCC"> come on in here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the guy walks in</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> bushes like</font> I got an idea let's<font color="#E5E5E5"> call the premier of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">China I like walking over there come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">let's do it okay okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come on let's tell</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that you know I walk over</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there pick up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the phone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> could<font color="#CCCCCC"> you send us a moshu</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chicken</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">by George Bush impression was a slight</font> exaggeration it was like it's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> spastic Paul in isn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> it yeah I'm the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sacred square</font> well we had<font color="#CCCCCC"> to do it sooner</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or later</font> let's talk a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> about oj</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> please</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> I have to get it off my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chest I</font> know it's been a year<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a part of</font> history<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I'll just be sad when it</font> goes away<font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our little friends</font> but we've all learned so much about<font color="#CCCCCC"> our</font> have you<font color="#E5E5E5"> knows you can't say the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> words</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wrong without sounding drunk if you</font> notice<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Your Honor I really believe</font> that the judicial system<font color="#E5E5E5"> have you been</font> drinking<font color="#CCCCCC"> no not at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all it's just that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the judicial system bailiff take him out</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here I'm not drunk it's in judicial</font> system now<font color="#E5E5E5"> they say he was framed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay they say he was framed now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> I've<font color="#CCCCCC"> been</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know all about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mark</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the fumin you know but</font> he's an<font color="#CCCCCC"> idiot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but if you look at it</font> technically<font color="#E5E5E5"> he couldn't have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> act it</font> alone there's just too many things<font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font> many<font color="#E5E5E5"> people would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to have been</font> involved<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's hard to comprehend</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that spontaneous conspiracy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 5:30 a.m. at</font> South Bundy<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> someone walks up to you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and says we're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Freeman</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oju in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">framing OJ I could go to prison I'd risk</font> my entire<font color="#E5E5E5"> career and I really like OJ</font> but you're right it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mean</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's it alone frame you know Ju</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> framing okay you win those are you</font> win<font color="#CCCCCC"> hey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man okay you win Raymond</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oj oj</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oj oj oj i'm in count me in count me in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Fame it oj come in to all our ships at</font> sea we're framing oj<font color="#E5E5E5"> premier oj all the</font> way to Japan what are you going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> really<font color="#E5E5E5"> go change</font> mm yard<font color="#CCCCCC"> buffalo bill which all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just too good we locked off right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here all the way to England</font> now see here double-oh-seven<font color="#E5E5E5"> this may</font> look like<font color="#E5E5E5"> an ordinary Mont Blanc pin but</font> when you press this lever becomes capable<font color="#CCCCCC"> of spraying blood through the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">windshield under the console of a Ford</font> Bronco <font color="#CCCCCC">I</font> all the way to the<font color="#CCCCCC"> White House ring ring</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you get a frame</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh J well hell I really</font> like those<font color="#E5E5E5"> naked</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gun movies</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you're</font> right it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too good I'm looking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your disposal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> de Marines the Navy the</font> CIA and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the FBI because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we have got to</font> get<font color="#E5E5E5"> that son</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a bitch now you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> maybe<font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was framed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know but I</font> love this circus<font color="#CCCCCC"> I love the way the</font> defense lawyers you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> throwing us off</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you got a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mountain of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">forensic evidence it's just good to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who over here LAPD</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whoa look at that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">no no bad especially</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> F lee Bailey I love</font> it when<font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gets up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">very conspiratorial</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he always</font> looks down for a fact he's got<font color="#E5E5E5"> these</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">questions</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this tone like mr.</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Fung on</font> the day you handled your the bloody glove did you shampoo<font color="#CCCCCC"> your hair</font> answer the question<font color="#E5E5E5"> mr. Fung if that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your real name</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys like yes I did</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shampoo my hair</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ha</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ha ha you rinse and</font> repeat<font color="#E5E5E5"> no ha ha so there you are not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">rinsing and repeating even though your</font> bottle of<font color="#CCCCCC"> purpose explicitly directed</font> you to<font color="#E5E5E5"> rinse and repeat you chose to</font> ignore it<font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't you mr. Phan what else</font> did you ignore after you shampoo<font color="#E5E5E5"> your hair only once</font> let the record show did<font color="#E5E5E5"> you cream rinse</font> your hair<font color="#CCCCCC"> No</font> so there<font color="#E5E5E5"> you were handling important</font> forensic evidence with dry<font color="#E5E5E5"> spirit and</font> you make me sick<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're a disgrace to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this system it's this kind of lawyering</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> has slowly driven Marcia Clark</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">insane</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this poor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> woman is just on the</font> edge every day she's<font color="#CCCCCC"> arguing I just have</font> never<font color="#E5E5E5"> seen tactics quite like this never</font> in 25 years I've<font color="#CCCCCC"> never quite seen</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anything like it I and over there is the</font> brilliant creating<font color="#CCCCCC"> reasonable doubt</font> doing what every<font color="#E5E5E5"> lawyer should do</font> Johnnie Cochran<font color="#E5E5E5"> very bright</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man got a</font> mountain of<font color="#E5E5E5"> forensic evidence</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he acts</font> like what we've<font color="#E5E5E5"> been having a trap so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">smart</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think your honor knows</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I miss</font> cock<font color="#CCCCCC"> nose I think I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they may have</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they were</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dealing with</font> an<font color="#E5E5E5"> innocent man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clear</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">case</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> closed</font> that being said I'd like<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> play some</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">jazz trumpet play honor</font> what's DNA anyway<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's three little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">letters probably stands for did not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">attack</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Marcia Clark over</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font> should I cut my bangs<font color="#E5E5E5"> should I cut my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bangs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna cut my bangs I swear to</font> god I'll cut my guys come<font color="#E5E5E5"> over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all cut</font> my bangs<font color="#CCCCCC"> I woke up I begs God David I</font> will come out the more<font color="#CCCCCC"> time she gets</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> cooler<font color="#CCCCCC"> Cochran guess I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think miss parks</font> having a bad hair day <font color="#CCCCCC">I think that's clear</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and when he wants</font> to manipulate<font color="#CCCCCC"> ego he's brilliant I think</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your honors why I said I think your</font> decisions<font color="#E5E5E5"> well I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's clear</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wise man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">handsome man</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your honour's a gorgeous</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man if I was a</font> gay man<font color="#CCCCCC"> I want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to have sex with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> honor we could have<font color="#E5E5E5"> naked time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Yanis</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yonas wise from now on I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna call you supreme</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bean</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz that's what you are oh wise</font> all-knowing all-powerful God has three <font color="#E5E5E5">letters ego has three letters can't be a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">coincidence then on the other side the</font> guy like<font color="#E5E5E5"> christopher darden trying to</font> keep his dignity<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this circus he's a</font> cool guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he just he gets</font> really mad<font color="#E5E5E5"> he talks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so soft</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> veins are popping on the side of<font color="#CCCCCC"> his</font> head he's like I<font color="#E5E5E5"> think your honor knows</font> that we're gonna file a petition in state Supreme Court after<font color="#E5E5E5"> this case</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> concluded<font color="#E5E5E5"> for these tactics and I think</font> he always knows I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think I think it's</font> clear and you just know he goes home and goes what do you do that<font color="#E5E5E5"> really throws</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me off</font> what we try to do if you watch the Rock and<font color="#E5E5E5"> Roll Hall of Fame what you like our</font> rock stars<font color="#E5E5E5"> act like they're pissed off</font> at the microphone this move like silver let's<font color="#E5E5E5"> auction</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">guys like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what guitar players switch</font> chords<font color="#E5E5E5"> and act surprised like it's a</font> magic trick<font color="#CCCCCC"> or something make you think</font> it's cool and when lead guitar players play lead they<font color="#E5E5E5"> get this pain look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at the face</font> they look like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a dog scraping its butt</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in the driveway</font> or what folk singers do this they look <font color="#E5E5E5">around after they sing this move is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">great she's my lady</font> she's my little<font color="#E5E5E5"> little girl</font> what the hell are<font color="#E5E5E5"> they looking at man</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what's over there come on what's going</font> on yeah yeah do it do<font color="#CCCCCC"> it do it again</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">get me all strapped up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my Oscar</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> revenge of Kate<font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that amazing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ladies up there going please don't do</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> this is<font color="#CCCCCC"> everyday Leone song you've ever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">heard dead dog</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lyin in the ditch</font> cigarette<font color="#E5E5E5"> smoker has an itch</font> secret whores with ancient vices lucky has the lowest<font color="#CCCCCC"> prices</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> getting high</font> remember when the cat would wander <font color="#E5E5E5">around the piano at night and scare the</font> shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> out of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the entire family</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">middle the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> night you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hear like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> let's</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> boots</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's okay it's just boots</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">half hour later you hear something</font> and it sounded<font color="#CCCCCC"> really good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what's that</font> weird all comedians want to be rock stars because they're<font color="#CCCCCC"> incredibly cool</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> though</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is the fact about the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Baumann</font> they have<font color="#E5E5E5"> that rap before</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the song that</font> makes no sense you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know ladies and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gentlemen long time ago there were lots</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font> but those a long<font color="#CCCCCC"> time ago</font> then they start to<font color="#CCCCCC"> sing these incredibly</font> trite lyrics<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't you feel like a lot</font> of balladeers<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's like they're making</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">them up as they go along or think it's</font> like any we can<font color="#CCCCCC"> write these lyrics</font> she's cold paradise and the feel what a<font color="#E5E5E5"> naive</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> chalet I know</font> if I didn't know how <font color="#CCCCCC">No</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">milady she went down she</font> she's<font color="#CCCCCC"> chopping broccoli</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ooh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Hey</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I showed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you a few more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things cuz tape</font> is cheap<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta understand oh please</font> don't be shocked what<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm about to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because I'll just do the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sick stuff now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's the Late Show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I not graphic</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> worry<font color="#E5E5E5"> man</font> not graphic here<font color="#CCCCCC"> see I'm a comedian so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and I do impressions and my friends like</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> hear sick stuff so I can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wrap</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">other comedian friends and they go well</font> what would you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know come on what if that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">character had sex with that character</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">write it folks it means nothing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> try to there's no meaning to<font color="#E5E5E5"> it it's not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">politically correct it's just madness</font> okay so just<font color="#CCCCCC"> let yourself go</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> just comedians in the middle of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">night drunken stones</font> okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> so comedians go well what would</font> Jimmy<font color="#CCCCCC"> Stewart and Johnny Carson be like</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> this just be a brief example she's</font> laughing<font color="#E5E5E5"> ding don't you know believe it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I think you know boy there's a Jimmy</font> Jimmy Jimmy<font color="#CCCCCC"> Stewart</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah don't pretend</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you don't know what I want</font> come on in Jimmy come on<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a cocktail loosen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the pump would</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you like me to put the red Chetty on</font> yeah I like<font color="#CCCCCC"> it when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm yanking on your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hair it just shimmies real not okay it's</font> meant to<font color="#E5E5E5"> get that response but I'll keep</font> going<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wear you down</font> you may or may<font color="#CCCCCC"> not see this on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hobo</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't know but you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say he did this</font> real<font color="#E5E5E5"> weird thing that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know I came</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doing now the one that kills my friends</font> the most<font color="#E5E5E5"> that call me at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> home like Garry</font> Shandling<font color="#E5E5E5"> is Burt Lancaster</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and Kirk</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Douglas having sex</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> most macho guys and it just seems</font> bizarre it's not too graphic don't worry but Jon Lovitz I've done it while he<font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">driving he almost crashed the car</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's</font> throwing up in a parking<font color="#CCCCCC"> garage for a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">half hour once because I get it so here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it goes just let it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go and relax</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want</font> you inside me<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh take it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> easy don't rush</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me take it easy all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay okay</font> I'm<font color="#CCCCCC"> insightly doesn't mean were gay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> two men<font color="#E5E5E5"> having fun I want to move to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">move</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm telling you can't move</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> like to move I'm telling you can't move <font color="#E5E5E5">I only got so much play down there son</font> you keep<font color="#CCCCCC"> bucking around like that I got</font> a pullout<font color="#E5E5E5"> and splooge all over your</font> backside but I like to move and I want to move <font color="#CCCCCC">thirteen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all right okay I'll tell you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">why I once had a horse named ten used to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">buck around something awful I'd say to</font> my<font color="#E5E5E5"> old man if I was inside him right now</font> I'd be<font color="#CCCCCC"> in a heap</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> trouble</font> this makes comedians cry<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> you must understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't know what it</font> means<font color="#CCCCCC"> this is what we do back there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> I get it<font color="#E5E5E5"> for you here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">some are pissed some are offended some</font> will<font color="#E5E5E5"> never forget it</font> single also coming to my<font color="#E5E5E5"> HP I jumped bad</font> gobbling the<font color="#E5E5E5"> weed</font> there's a young boy<font color="#E5E5E5"> here I wish I'd</font> worked a little we<font color="#E5E5E5"> did burn Kirk we</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bonded so many ways some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people hate me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">other people never want me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to go away</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the surest way to get applause to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the night</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> kids born</font> come on nobody<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking falling</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">15:40</font> it come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on everybody</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 49</font> falling I can't believe<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font> I can't believe how<font color="#E5E5E5"> you indulge me</font> tonight but<font color="#CCCCCC"> I thank you very much with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">more remember</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the power cuteness and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">does God have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> feet it'll knock you on</font> your ass<font color="#CCCCCC"> and it's kind of neat remember</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Jay maybe it was sprained I don't</font> remember<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting stoned with Paul</font> McCartney I kind of exaggerated<font color="#E5E5E5"> I didn't</font> really tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> the truth in half the things</font> I say<font color="#CCCCCC"> I embellished</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for your</font> entertainment<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I really met Paul</font> McCartney<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I spent the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> night</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in the</font> White House we didn't get around<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> making sweet</font> love we were too<font color="#E5E5E5"> tired</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now I'm telling</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> things that are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> incredibly personal</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I wish I'd stopped the show during the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">funky 49er</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fire so I'll just say good</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">night</font> thank you when did he go insane chap cheap chopped champion<font color="#CCCCCC"> use on Larry</font> King the knife to<font color="#E5E5E5"> the bed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can't finish</font> can I finish no one was talking but him for 20 minutes I<font color="#CCCCCC"> can't offense</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can understand</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> finish</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">jeepers how the zebras top achievers</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">happen Sam said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shooter shot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lets</font> you perceive shots after<font color="#E5E5E5"> you shot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chip</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Savas</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you 17 shouted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Shep</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so shoot shots</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">up to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> finish kappa it's just sad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Pilipinas it just sank to the finish</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">can't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> believe so so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chiba-chiba Sasha</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doodly-doo always complaining about</font> America America's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> said we need more</font> manufacturing jobs<font color="#E5E5E5"> we need better motion</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pictures that's right last last year's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Best Picture</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Forrest Gump</font> come on can I pay 750 and<font color="#E5E5E5"> see a retard</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on a beach</font> does anybody know what<font color="#E5E5E5"> stupid is as</font> stupid does means if you do you're probably<font color="#CCCCCC"> a retard eat</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bench</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now we</font> got<font color="#CCCCCC"> Waterworld can I pay 750 and see</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Kevin Costner drink his own urine</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 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Channel: Eslam Elbahar
Views: 714,386
Rating: 4.7307954 out of 5
Keywords: Full And Faithful Functors, Dana Rosemary Scallon, James Dwight Dana, Anderson, Review, David, Ian, Scott, Collection, Mtv, Awards, Book, Dvd, John, Game, Update, Jim, Pink (singer), Game (rapper), Office, Books, Gospel Of John, Steve, Brett, Book Review, Jacques-Louis David, Chris, Reading, Product, Review Part, Library, Comic, Writing, Author, Novel, Ray, Audio, Trailer, Letters, Blu, Clive, Story, Writer, Trailer (vehicle), Interview, Fiction
Id: nwaZDJKKkFE
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Length: 58min 34sec (3514 seconds)
Published: Tue Jan 10 2012
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