Dan Bilzerian's Entire Life Was A Lie

so there's this guy out there named dan brazilian for those of you who weren't aware dan is a celebrity amongst teenage boys everywhere he first became famous because of his instagram page which is basically the hardest attempt i've ever seen by an influencer to sell their lavish lifestyle a lifestyle that just screams i know you wish you had this aka how to be a tool 101 flying on jets riding jet skis spending nights in bed with 10 models as a matter of fact his whole brand is just sexy women doing naughty things guns and trying to convince everyone that he's hot with his over manicured beard you're like 40 dude just give it up so while i was editing this video i found some pictures of dan before he grew the beard and jesus christ i see why he keeps it he looks terrible he's like an in-shape shane dawson this is just someone i would never trust he seems like such a lying snake that i half expect him to start slithering around every time he's on my screen and when this guy first got famous for his instagram post everyone started wondering how he got this money in the first place this is when he tried to explain that he won all of his fortunes by playing poker which is just about the biggest load of crap i've ever heard he acts like he was at the poker table with russian billionaires like matt damon in rounders i'm sorry but warren buffett isn't playing poker with someone who hangs out with vitaly and logan paul he's known for throwing these huge influencer parties in his californian mansion and he's actually made quite the online presence for himself in the last couple of years this newfound fame has forced dan to lie time and time again about where his money truly comes from so how did you make your money then playing poker you made it all playing poker yeah wow that is insane he just insists that high stakes poker was his big ticket and that apparently one year he made over 50 million from poker alone which just can't be true there's simply not that much money in poker and there's barely any professionals that have made more than 10 million and at any given point this guy you know and he's looking maniac he's a billionaire so at any point if this guy says all in i got to make a decision for 18 million in every interview that's all he does he just babbles on and lies and lies and lies the real truth of the matter is that he had a rich weasel father who screwed a lot of people over and went to jail for tax evasion and fraud but still made a lot of money in that time putting a majority of it in a trust fund for dan before he went to prison and when dan turned 30 about 10 years ago he got this trust fund money and started telling a teenage boy's wet dream but now dan's whole world is going to crash down around him as once again we get to see a peek behind the wizard of oz curtin and see another one of these fake influencers selling their followers a bs lifestyle and brand where do you want to be in 20 years the goal is to make a couple billion dollars in cannabis spend more time surfing in hawaii and then i want to be president this guy has 32 million followers on instagram though i would take that number with the grain of salt as you will soon see that this guy is pretty damn fake but this 31 000 square foot behemoth in bel air is one of the most outrageous homes i've ever been invited to see this big house he bought with all that poker money turns out to be rented ouch you know this would be a lot like me renting a lamborghini and then driving it around doing a little documentary about how i own it oh it's just another day at the office there's the cup holder i'm just riding around in the lamb and dan wasn't even the one renting it he was just charging it all to a company called ignite a company dan himself founded that basically sells a bunch of [ __ ] and last year his failure of a company lost over 50 million dollars so in 2020 everyone kind of knew they were doomed to fail he was spending over two hundred thousand dollars a month for this place alone all for the fake flex other money dan spent included sixty thousand dollars on a star wars gun set a fifty thousand dollar bed frame a seventy five thousand dollar paintball field all the women he was hanging out with were being paid to be there and he also spent tens of thousands to promote his instagram page basically what happened here is dan was funneling investor money into his company and then using said money to promote an image and brand of extreme wealth almost trying to be like the modern day hugh hefner but the only difference is is that we knew hugh actually had money the man was publicly the owner of one of the most famous magazines on the planet he was kind of like stan lee but with hoes this all while dan got his money from his weasel father and then tried to weasel even more people out of their money himself as it turns out i guess the apple didn't fall very far from the tree and at the end of the day this is nothing more than an insecure man who needs a lot of attention that's really why he did all this paying millions over the years for beard manicures and models to hang around oh and you can't forget the steroids the guy whose whole brand was basically screw you losers my life is so much better than yours turns out to be the biggest loser of all you gotta love it everything about this man turned out to be fake and it's sad you know teenage boys shouldn't be looking up to guys like this it's really just not realistic it's all a fantasy a dream that a creepy little man wanted to sell you i promise you that no one with real wealth would even have the time to do any of this but i just wanted to say thanks for watching today's video guys like the video share it with a homie and i'll catch you next time it's been your boy the tan superman peace

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Views: 2,084,441

Rating: 4.8493257 out of 5

Keywords: jamari, jamari speaks, commentary, recap, episode, funny, comedy, dan bilzerian, house, house tour, instagram, ignite, company, fake, lies, lie, the truth, rich, wealth, finances

Id: HuSUsBOl91Q

Length: 5min 5sec (305 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/theatavist]

Mr. Im basically a Navy Seal but one of the cadre didnt like me. His "military service" needs to be a part of any video discussing how full of shit he is.

[u/YesIamaDinosaur]

Is this a shock? Dude's entire episode reads like a high-school kid wrote "what I would do on my day off"

When in doubt, more hookers, more blow, more guns and more stories about how good you are in poker.

I won't lie though, his stories are pretty funny to listen to.

[u/TreeFortRichardsTCel]

hasn't any non retard known this for a while?

[u/jazzbuh]

Joe something something bullshit

[u/JesusChristhole]

But who has the last laugh?

[u/aprilized]

Wait.... people didn't know that all that money came from his convict / embezzler father? Really?

[u/TKOtokyo]

I think Dan is a d-bag but this video's premise is weakly argued and lacks any evidence other than the narrator making statements. "Poker players only make like 10 millon..." What?

[u/bartu_neg]

Yeah no shit

[u/Tigerr13]

I always thought this guys was full of shit. He's always been attached by the hip to the fake world of social media and excelled at it. IE. make your life look as perfect as possible, zero imperfections and then pushes that shit on his audience.

Nah.