Dan Abrams - The Adam Carolla Show

[Music] from corolla one studios in glendale california this is the adam corolla show adam's guest today abc's chief legal analyst dan abrams with gina grad on news and bald brian on sound effects and now your mileage may vary but his never does adam corolla yeah get it on got to get it on the choice but to get on the mandate you get it on thanks for tuning in thanks for telling a friend would love that about you right gina graham that's right handball brian i like your [ __ ] dan abrams going to join us we'll talk i have a uh hypothetical uh fouchy conspiracy theory to play for him and we can get his take i also know that uh he used to mix it up with nancy grace yeah back in the day on uh court tv so uh we can uh maybe have a little uh revisiting of that i would love to do that i've been i go to sleep every night thinking about that man and thinking about the things i would have loved to have said to him so bring it on ladies nancy's vengeance yeah well you're gonna get your chance nancy oh good uh now uh just a quick audible dawson was uh pulling in uh it was kind of funny because i was walking to the other warehouse so we got we finally got the high-speed internet guy here the good stuff and uh they're doing work a lot of a lot of work i mean there is bending of rebar there's pulling of wires there's uh cutting and coring there's scissor lifts to the roof this is a this is a big old job and uh so we got a guy here he's doing that now he drives a big rig big truck parked right in the middle of the driveway so people have been parking in alternate universes um so i i just parked at the other shop i was over there anyway i was walking to the other shop i saw dawson parking on the street dawson had street parking i was on the street and i said uh smart let's not go over here and mix it up we got a guy at the big truck dawson's driving a big truck it's true smart just to leave it half a block away on the street should have just left it and then i turned around and i was walking back and i saw dawson's truck wedged in between the guy's truck and the gate oh the bird in the hand yeah now uh and then one side of the truck seemed to be a little lower than the other side of the truck so that suggested to me that either he had a flat or he's back with the fat checks or both i wish maybe that's what gave him the flat so uh dawson was trying to kind of cut the corner and get into the parking lot and had a bracket from the gate just catch the sidewall of his truck and just tore it up that rocket is called yeah so dawson you were safely and legally parked 100 yards away maybe 80 yards away got greedy what happened you know i icarus still had plenty of time before the show uh our man working was about to get out of here and i'm like yeah i got time i'll just go move my truck in and you know fit it in i just cried same spot i know 150 feet away i know [ __ ] stupid i'm so mad at myself right now good as long as you're kicking yourself all right so then a couple of questions arose because um dawson's got to come in here and start the show but he's got a truck out there with a flat tire so then the question is is who here is most qualified to change dawson's truck tire but who who who is not occupied currently could do that good luck heard a perfect answer from uh intern ryan who said uh he thinks he could do it because he saw a youtube video okay hey on it that's a step in the right direction that's towards the light step toward the light what else what other options do we have chris uh yeah so ryan said he's done it once he saw a youtube video that helped him when he did it emmy walked away emmy from new york previously driving a car until he was 22 years old gary says he is capable of doing it but he's too busy good answer good uh [Laughter] honestly the guy doing the internet is probably the most qualified guy actually the guy doing the internet right now is going through my truck looking for a jack he's got the uh impact gun and he's just gonna do it for me uh i couldn't do it myself i know i changed my last well why don't you have the internet guy come to your job that's a great idea the uh i'm guessing dawson's got himself a nice scissor jack in there i'm guessing kalyn says he can't do it no one no surprise there what about that matt porcelain punisher yeah come on remember that picture him and the simpsons jammies oh yeah basically like in a simpsons museum that's all that's all you need to know yeah so uh we're gonna dawson's running out there to grab the scissor jack and we'll do it during the body of the show but i i thought to myself uh most everyone's got a good flat tire story uh and i i've i think i have the ultimate flat tire story because i got a flat tire and ended up sleeping by the side of a freeway and had no spare but you probably win that's a tijuana story i can get into that so uh i said it was a gina bald you got a flat tire story and uh and then i said well put it put it up to the people give us your uh flat tire story all right you want to go first i got one and a half um uh this actually made me late to this year's show it was on a sunday two years ago i was driving down from big bear trying to get here in time and hit something and that crosstrek went uh a flapping and a and uh i was in the middle of nowhere and and had to deal with it was like an hour late to the show but that's not the one that really sticks in my mind i would let me say this philosophically yeah because i'm interested in the human condition the spare tire um is an interesting peak into the psyche of the human sure which is everybody knows you're going to get a flat at some point in your driving career multiple flats maybe you average one every six years or something like that we all know it we all know that we have a spare and a jack and a lug wrench that's on most vehicles most all vehicles some have a weird little pump thing which i sports cars have i don't understand because dawson just got a sidewall torn off you think you'd get a little pump you plug into your cigarette lighter and fix that bad boy no that one no not for that one so i do have one of those though and it comes in handy but way less than 10 of americans have ever investigated what's the junk in the trunk like here's the lip here's here's the jack is it a scissor jack is it a bottle jack where would i place it it's inevitably going to be dark and raining and you may be a little bit drunk when this [ __ ] goes down oftentimes why don't we learn this in driver's ed i don't know no one ever it's it's always a brand new day you get a flat tire and it's like do you have a spare i don't know is there air in it i got a check where's the jack i guess it's where the tire is what's the jack yeah what's a jack it's we all know it's gonna happen it's a human condition thing no one takes five minutes and goes well let me let me coach myself up a little you're right that's true and by the way um i found out that in a sleepy town just outside of big bear when three like decent looking chicks or waving to for help people just pass you by we weren't as hot as we thought we were um but when i first moved here i was living in echo park in a studio where there there were roosters and chickens all over the street and i'd have to shoot them out of the way to get to my door uh gangbangers always put their big gulp slurpees on my card have to ask them nicely to please move them so i can get in my car uh multiple cats gave birth on my doorstep the cops would try and escort me home and i'd chew them away because they didn't want to get jewish yeah this is this is hasidic yes and um and so i was driving home from i don't know maybe the state maybe klsx one night it was late and i felt like a chunk and i pulled over and i was talking to my boyfriend and at the time and i said oh good news there's a car pulling up behind me and they put their flashes on and he was like gina don't you [ __ ] open the door don't you roll down the window i was like he seems nice enough uh so this this big dude comes up he's like oh it looks like you have some tire trouble and michael is on the phone going don't talk to this [ __ ] guy i was like hey you're not here and he is so against all my better judgment and my boyfriend's better judgment i get out of the car this dude is eyeing me up and down he's like can i look in the trunk i was like yeah i opened it and i i have a real bad feeling about this this dude's staring at me looking at me more than he's trying to like he's kind of like like with the arm kind of going in and out of the trunk like pretending like he's looking for it but he's staring at me i finally thought no this is bad and i said you know what i'm good i got back he's like you sure and he so he follows me until about a block from my apartment and i just sort of chunk chunked it all the way home hoping to lose this guy mm-hmm so i really should know how to change this high speed point slow speed the slowest speed chase brian you got a you got a tire story some selling similar elements as gina i was on the way to work and uh this time it was actually uh raining it was it was a rainy day and i was coming up the 405 north down the hill about to get on the 101 towards the studio and uh it's raining right so the visibility is lower than it would be and i ran over something i don't even know what it was to this day but it was something bumper offenders it was huge but it was i couldn't see until last minute and uh instantly the uh i was thinking i was driving an x3 at the time uh instantly all four like four tires you know uh sensors all lit up tire sensor tire or critical tire and i'm like oh [ __ ] but because i was as you know three quarters of a mile from galpin ford where i got the bmw i just i pulled right in i was like dude you got to do something i'm getting all four tire alerts you got to help and they replaced i think two of them and two they could where they could fix because they were run flats but i limped into galloping ford which was just less than a mile got lucky bunch of bad tire stories but um the most famous one was definitely about this time when i was 19 and uh me and my buddy snake said we once in a while we tell everyone we're going to tijuana we're going to tijuana tomorrow and if everyone didn't join us we just call them [ __ ] like uh and so we're like we're going to tijuana and i told all the usual suspects and everyone just kind of bugged out so it's just me and snake and i said uh all right we'll go to tijuana how are we getting there his stepmom had an old mazda sedan very old four bald tires like four tires like showing belt on them all bald in no spare and we're like damn the torpedoes we're going anyway smart and uh we took off for tijuana got a late start got a blowout on the freeway about san juan capistrano knew we had no spare and knew we were going to have to purchase a used tire at the gas station but the gas station was closed the gas station sells used tires yeah gas stations used to used to do that they well what they would do is they'd probably bring you in for your brake job then they tell you that your tire is looking pretty bad and then they'd charge you and do the do the tires and then they would keep the old tires and then they'll just sell the right size for you know 11 bucks or something but there was no chance of getting a tire that night there was no credit cards there was no cell phones there was no aaa there's no anything but there was the blanket i had in the back not a sleeping bag just a blanket and a pillow same one i would just took it off my bed when they have extra blankets that in my blanket together snake had his pillow in his blanket well the pillow in the blanket was for sleeping on the beach in tijuana always thinking always thinking so uh left the car on the side of the freeway and just walked down that freeway off ramp just in the middle of we had no idea where we were seeing about san juan capistrano about two thirds of the way three quarters of the way there and then once we walked down the freeway we just started walking toward the beach walk west young man and uh found this patch of grass in this this residential neighborhood and it had a big wooden sign like welcome to leo carrillo or welcome to whatever you're home trying to think we're not leo nixon's uh house out there oh well your belinda yeah but what was his beach he hit a beach out there that's a nixon thing goddamn the train used to go out there we'll think of dawson you'll think of it where'd the train go on the beach no god damn it san clemente san clemente yeah it's a san clemente thing and uh found this sign and it looked like it offered not shelter protection but visual protection from people walking down the street and driving the cars and stuff let's just spread the blanket out on the on the dirt put the pillow down 30 years later you don't know how common that would be went to sleep uh my recollection was i got a good night's sleep right i'm not a good i'm not a good sleeper but i i got a good night in and uh the next day we packed up our blankets we walked back up to the car and pulled the tire off and walked to the gas station and bought a used tire and continued on your we're on our way look at you oh yes we slept in tijuana that night can't be deterred and not be deterred i was there to sleep on the beach in tijuana and that's that's what we did yeah so kids if you're listening so dawson there's help for you there's hope i got one good one when i was in college i was dating a girl who also lived in the bay area and i hits a ride back home for thanksgiving with her and uh rainy night it's like nine o'clock at night 101 two lanes in one direction not much of a shoulder she blows out a tire pull over i immediately get out of the car you got a jack where's your spare i changed her tire and then i drove the rest of the way home and her father met us at the door and shook my hand oh really and said i'm glad you were there pal wow wow old timey it's good i don't know i feel like she may have been a keeper dawson i tried he let her go only got away um all right uh i was studying the mexican flag i think it's the mexican flag it's important could have been the guatemalan flag i don't know it's a lot of stuff kamala's gone to the border and blah blah blah but i was i was taking a good look at the mexican flag and i was like that's a pretty aggressive flag pretty sure it's mexico you gotta you got an eagle he's eating a snake choking the life out of it like he is on the move you know we got the stars and the bars that's a rattlesnake look at the back yeah yeah it's got an eagle that's kicking the [ __ ] out of a rattlesnake um i wonder though i don't know we should try to figure a lot of range in in flags but this is on brand with mexico you know what i mean like france is just like three stripes you know japan not much to see one single dot well think about japan's sort of the way they do things you know the low profile keeping them keeping it clean right you know what i mean right they got this eagle i'm guessing it's an eagle i also notice it's standing on cacti yeah it's a badass eagle one foot it doesn't it's not bothered by cactus pain don't hurt cactus got uh cactus got the cactus berries yeah going going strong cactus he's eating the he's kicking the [ __ ] out of a rattlesnake and you're right it's got the rattle on the bottom of it um and then uh there's something under that i don't know what is a belt buckle yeah or something it's like yeah it's like a gold bar of some what is it a spilled bottle of mezcal what does i think it may be a gardener's truck from you know but from a bird's eye view uh now i guess mexico is represented by the eagle but the i don't know the snake's mexican too unless he got it from canada or the united states he's kicking the [ __ ] out of that and there's like a wreath of of of plants that are underneath that's garland yeah and then there's a pistol toe kind of red white and blue little pin or badge or something that's on the bottom a ribbon what is he standing on now the cactus is situated on a rock that rises above a lake oh so it is water it is okay oh it is all right well anyway uh hey mexico that's pretty kick-ass flag you got there detail going on yeah but you got to back that up you know you can't be all barking no bite with a flag like that yeah i i agree and uh says you you mean business yeah and i don't see that flag tattooed on enough mexicans oh that's intricate yeah that's not a drunken evening that you gotta plan that [ __ ] out that's the obsessions yeah but being drunk helps that's true but uh but i agree all right and then uh i was talking to stromer today and uh remember that saying that guy's not fit to carry my jock yeah i think it should be modified okay yeah you know i do this with [ __ ] rolling downhill and lots of stuff [ __ ] re-eat and buy and sell and all that kind of stuff i i'd like to if you say he's not fit to carry your jock then there'll be no jock being carried he's only fit together i would say he's fit to carry my job guys don't wear jocks anymore which is which is interesting but i would modify it to he must carry my jock or he's fit to carry my jock who can't carry a jock and by the way isn't it more demeaning when you enter the gym to be the guy who's toting the stars jock that's all he's good for jock toader carrying the jock yeah i think we screw that up a little bit like when we go uh i could care less that one's very yeah you [ __ ] that one up a little bit oh it's [ __ ] up i think we should we couldn't straighten that one out and the uh the keeper the jock as well wait guys don't wear jock straps anymore no why not not nearly as much as they use what do they do they wear the kind of under shorts like kind of the bike shorts pocket there for the for the cup if if you choose to wear it which other guys don't do anymore what oh yeah yeah they don't wear a cup no nobody knows you're aware a cup nobody in the nfl wears a cup anymore when i remember when my brother's football team was playing and the the boys would come over afterwards and all sweaty and disgusting one kid would always take his cup and like rub it really hard on his face because it would make a noise yeah and it really it was really uh it was probably the cup was molded exactly after the oxygen mass yeah yes right so there's no way eleven-year-old boys are going to miss that joke when you're breathing into the oxygen who's the joke on we had uh before every pop warner football game i ever played you'd have to weigh in and once you weighed in pop warner yeah because they separated you by weight costs you don't kill somebody not by grade level yeah they have weight divisions um so they would weigh you in and they would uh i think sarah silverman did a jag about um transgendered athletes a few weeks ago but she did this whole thing about there's no big big and small they play together or whatever and it's like nah there's there's a thousand different weight divisions like this exclusively that yeah that's how sports work they want that parody they don't want the 200 pounders playing with the 110 pounders so they would they would weigh you in and they would weigh you in and then when you're done weighing in you'd line up all the way along the wall it was always in front of the high school gym they'd bring that they'd bring the scale outside oh wow and then what was my worst fear for a weight watchers meeting they would not it's like the stocks they wouldn't weigh you they would just put the scale on 123 pounds which was the top of the pee wee division you know i mean so everyone just walk across it but if you walked across it and it started moving too much yeah then you didn't make weight if you didn't make weight you had to turn your jersey inside out oh yeah to denote yeah they just they need to know you didn't you didn't make your way what did you do you'd sit on the bench with an inside out jersey that's that's how they do it but they would line you up and uh i remember and then the ref would just walk past everyone and you go you know mouthpiece and everyone hold their mouthpiece out and then they they'd look at you at the ipads uh all right everyone thigh pads and everyone would just bang on their thigh pads and they go knee pads everyone bang on their knee pads and then they go cups and everyone would knock with one knuckle and you hear this weird sound of 31 little boys 11 year olds just knock knock knock knock knock knock yeah yeah that's why i gotta wear number eighty-eight with toiletries out they have no idea brian that's right also uh we would uh the very first i remember the very first time they gave us our uniforms when i was seven we're at the studio city park over here and they just gave everyone their uniforms and they're like here's all your stuff go in the bathroom and change and no seven-year-old had any idea what to do with the girdle sure there's a thing called the girdle right a butt pad and side pads and a cup and the pants and no one knew where anything went everyone just came out like a mess because it had the hip pad in the pocket for the hip pad right and then the head i got like a tailbone pad did you have a tailbone pad oh yeah yeah yeah i don't have that anymore they just assumed y'all would figure this out you couldn't even tie your shoes i guess it was assume versus a 51 year old guy go in there with a bunch of seven-year-olds and tell them to drop their pants you know and start fiddling around with their girdle i think they said you know what go ahead and figure this one out it's a liability if it doesn't work like if you come walking out there's a tampon in your eye we'll give you some tutelage right but we're not getting our hands dirty all right uh something i was playing with the drew and i was curious about this because we're talking about the head of the cdc rachelle wolinski and she was talking about how much her 16 maybe now 17 year old son looked forward to going to camp so much so that the day he got home from camp he would start exiting out the days until he won again and then went on to say she's pulled him out yeah uh this year so here's the question and i don't know if we can find an answer we have a couple of clips do we not uh i'm looking at max patter here footnote has any human being not depicted in film or television ever x'd out days on a calendar they always do it never happens yeah i'm saying it's only defected in film television anyone not do that not in film television actually do that um no i mean maybe maybe a prisoner uh all right so we'll play that first clip again the are you letting your kid go to summer camp story which is um i whenever any officials start talking about as a mom or i had a bad feeling or any of that kind of stuff it always bumps the [ __ ] out of me but i i will pose a bigger question we'll hear the first clip with regard to camp i have a 16 year old every day every year he comes home from camp and he writes the number of days until he returns to camp the next year this year it got to zero and i told him he wasn't going i want our kids back in camp clearly we now have 38 000 new infections on average per day last may 11th house and we sent a lot of kids home and camps were closed chlorinated pools the camp guidance is intended to get our kids to camp and allow them to stay there all right well there's a camp guide okay that's there to get your kids to camp and stay there so why can't your kid go your mom's the head of the cdc and by the way the [ __ ] chicken little [ __ ] is so [ __ ] annoying when it comes to policy save that [ __ ] for the crazy gypsy chicks you drink [ __ ] white wine with spare us the [ __ ] my son all right but you're not letting your son go and so late so i said did her son get vaccinated or not because it at the time had been going on for a number of months and i think people people are a little bit on the fence about the teenagers getting vaccinated some most doctors are kind of like i don't know it's not maybe everyone's kind of flipping a coin on it like is it worth it exactly and so everyone kind of wants to know now she's saying get your kid vaccinated but she's also saying like i pulled my son out of camp yeah so then i said did she get vaccinated so that i found this other clip and we'll try to figure it out was is the head of the cdc's teenage son did he get vaccinated or not this is a a good message to send to the the populace would be i have a son he's a teenager he's vaccinated he's going to camp returning to life here we go dr wolenski in my last minute here let me just ask you the cdc says that while fewer children have been sick with cover 19 compared to adults children can be infected get sick and spread the virus uh with the uh authorization pete advisor yesterday for children 12 to 15 what would you say to parents who are considering getting their kids vaccinated now i would encourage all parents to get their children vaccinated i know many parents are enthusiastic and have been texting me can't wait to get their children vaccinated um i recognize that uh there some parents want to sort of see how it goes first but i am encouraging all parents to get their children vaccinated some parents won't want to be first but i'm also encouraging children to ask for the vaccine i have a 16 year old myself and i can tell you he wanted to get the vaccine he wants his life back these kids want to go back to school they want to go back to the things i love so you wanted to get it but he wants to get back to camp right but is he first off why wouldn't you go i have a six-year-old he's vaccinated he's 100 not vaccinated yeah that's that's a very inarticulate i'm hoping he wanted to get vaccinated and then got no no way she would do a good job of expressing that i would bet everything i own relatively that he is an unvaccinated child and remember she used past tense like he wanted to get vaccinated which is usually followed by a but i wouldn't let him i want to see what happens to other kids well then first off all right you just got done telling everyone enthusiastically to get vaccinated teenagers young people you then told stories about people asking and stuff and then you wove your son into the mix you brought the sun up and said he wanted to get vaccinated he's not vaccinated well i'm it opens up a lot of doubt it certainly does because well it's two things it's either he's not vaccinated or she completely screwed the pooch on her example of my son is vaccinated he's able to return to do all the stuff he formerly did i can tell you he's fine and as a mother and as a physician i stand behind it 100 she let's hear the last last 15 seconds one time so i don't think her son is vaccinated 100 he's not vaccinated well i'm in the low 90s but either way he's not she would have because she would have said he's vaccinated so why isn't the head of the cdc getting her son vaccinated or if he is vaccinated why is she explaining that she pulled him out of camp he's not going this year and he wanted to get vaccinated why why is this the messaging the only thing i can think of is he has some sort of private condition that she doesn't want to put on blast even though she's happy to call him a nerd and say he only thinks of camp 364 days a year but that's the only thing i can think of that he is he's absolutely not vaccinated and maybe the reason why is private but then she probably shouldn't have brought him up it would be on ballsy if she went on and on and on about how important just for kids how she wants kids all kids every kid should ask and then oh by the way my kid's not vaccinated that would be in that would be beyond insane well she kind of said that but she she certainly didn't say he was it's a for someone who is the tip of the spear and the spokesperson for this thing whether it was you know four months ago about you having a bad feeling about which way the wind was blowing or your son going to camp and kids getting vaccinated get your [ __ ] point together a little bit would you [ __ ] you're the [ __ ] head of the cdc we're listening to you on all these subjects please get on point with your message all right sorry one more we'll see if we can figure it out um i recognize that uh there some parents want to sort of see how it goes first but i am encouraging all parents to get their children vaccinated some parents won't want to be first but i'm also encouraging children to ask for the vaccine um i d i have a 16 year old myself and i can tell you he wanted to get the vaccine he wants his life back these kids want to go back to school they want to go back to the things they love so what is a clumsy way of saying like if i would say christy wanted to get vaccinated and she did she just kind of fumbled i don't know i don't know out front and center there was a problem she said he wanted to get vaccinated which definitely leaves the door open to brian's theory which is he wanted to and we got him they got a vaccine but then so she went from past to i know that then she went to present he wants to get back to his life which means he's not backs to his life which means he's not vaccinated that's very clumsy either way either way i don't think he's vaccinated i don't either all right but you guys get your kids vaccinated that's that's the message all right uh let's see we have uh the game to play we have uh blah blah blah and uh we'll do that right after this uh it's time for nicaraguan name that movie with adam's buddy oswaldo see if you can guess which movie this famous line is from you had me and hello [Music] if you said jerry maguire you had me at hello you're correct now back to the show oh the osman shall be missed all right uh we have an intro for blah blah blah the twitter version mm-hmm bio twitter files oh okay here we go it's time for blah blah blah the game where we match the celebrity with their [ __ ] online rant let's play all right so i will be reading the exact twitter bio and then just like the game i'll give you three choices actress activist troublemaker fighting for fair pay and passage of the equal rights amendment is it patricia arquette emily rossum yeah emmy rossum or emmy sorry or jessica chastain did you say mother no okay um can you read that again actress activist troublemaker fighting for fair pay and passage of the equal rights amendment by the way gina i don't want to burst your bubble but it's birthing person no i don't please uh boy all right uh i don't know open it to you gina what do you think uh i i think jessica chastain gets uh whipped up about a few things i think it may mostly have to be with veganism uh emmy rossum don't know i'm going arquette feels our ketty yeah to me but then what's emmy rossum no no i'm gonna strike chastain from my list just because like like gina said it well she's way too mainstream way too successful i don't think she sticks her neck out on this uh as well feels our caddy but i'm going emmy ross oh the bio belongs to patricia arkansas all right damn it troublemaker god is great i have a grammy-winning vagina is it cardi b meg the stallion or lil kim um [Music] haven't seen little kim in a while well nobody has she doesn't really look like herself anymore oh really oh yeah someone else's nose yeah i'm disappointed in lil kim why so i told you i had a gay assistant for a while oh yeah started off pretty good which was it started off funny because we were doing the uh adam corolla project you still have a gay assistant boom danny two sheets said wouldn't it be funny if we got you this like flamboyantly gay assistant and then he knew nothing about construction then he'd have to show up to the job and get into it with the guys and it'd be awesome and then at some point the show ended i was actually thinking about this i didn't bring it up but i was thinking about it as we're talking about um we're talking about neil diamond playing uh the greek theater and one of the bits was um me and my gay assistant for the show we're going to go see tori amos at the greek sure and i like tori amos but not a super fan probably would have passed on it but it was a bit we're going to go down there and film it i was going to go talk to tori amos and stuff after the show and stuff like that and with about uh that morning it was like ah the crew canceled we're not going to do it we don't have the budget for it and i just basically looked at my assistant went well i guess that's the end of toriyama said he just like looked at me i've never seen a man emote so much from his eyes she's like so we're not going to taurians and i was like well it was a bit you know and we're not doing the bit it was a bit i planned on going to and he just looked at me and i'm like oh [ __ ] it we'll go to see tori amos everybody just went yeah it's a good show nice of you went backstage hung out so you guys went off camera oh yeah we had a date night i love that that was the honeymoon phase and she i let me guess she uh encored with cornflake girl leather yeah she god it was a good show and she's amazing she's amazing and then uh man maybe several months later after we stopped filming there was uh one point where he said to me i need to talk to you and i said uh what about and he said your attitude oh boy and i said uh okay well i need to talk to you i gotta fire you and he was like what and i'm like yeah i'm gonna fire you for what it's like because i don't need you to talk to me about my attitude and uh maybe he was saying you didn't have enough attitude but he part of i although he'd do it on the clock but he used to write letters to little kim in prison from me from me were you on adam coral letterhead were you aware this is adam curl from mtv i support you strongly and i'm a big fan and i'm thinking about you you can press charges in a world where a little kid to this day loves adam corona chris he was the one the best way to pick up a fan like yeah when tyson was on the outside every [ __ ] hangar on was there but the guys therefore who wrote him in prison those are lifelong friends and you guys should know that if any celebrity goes and does a stint for four months write them feverishly about supporting them being they'll get out they'll forever be indebted like they stood my left oh everyone my my agent cut me loose my man but adam carolla he ste stood up how did you find out um you know one has a feeling you get you get a feeling i'm pretty intuitive what do i reach out to every every time i hear anybody who gets cancer reach out to them they're gonna do it to be nice right he's [ __ ] kidding me he's gonna pay off down the road so he wrote little cam on my behalf in prison so awesome and uh your penmanship is so wonderful yeah i told him yeah and i love that you be dazzled you're stationary i think i just said i'm like what are you working on that's what i'm writing little kim like why what are you writing oh no i'm for you i'm writing it for you and uh [ __ ] got out of slammer never contacted me oh word we should see chris if little cam got remembered absolutely we joke we laugh about it it's funny etc etc that's a great like initiative for like an assistant to take just start writing letters to celebrities letters with mark martha stewart absolutely and uh tyson and everyone yeah tupac was in i mean obviously not around now but anyone did a stint you know write them well it didn't work out for you no you work out for somebody else no all right so uh grammy winning vagina okay now feels cardi b because she had the [ __ ] video right mm-hmm yeah but little kim what's she doing on that list i'm going i'm going with the same strategy that failed last time we're going lil kim okay it's got to be either card to be or megan because they have the song et cetera et cetera i don't know which one's more religious because the letter was like god is great or something i'm gonna go i'll coin flip oh megan the stallion it's definitely not little kim um i i would think that since megan the stallion is slightly less famous than cardi b she would have to do a more like bombastic i have a grammy winning vagina but just to just to do uh just to play fair let's all go different i go cardi b the bio belongs to cardi b all right [Laughter] did megan get shot in the foot out in front of is that a metaphor the hotel you would know mr tmz i think something involving a gun yeah but i don't know if she got shot i thought it was wonderful it's a stallion joke all right yeah sean the foot actress producer director activist philanthropist designer mom wife daughter sister aunt friend stepmom human uh human it's important to note is it eva longoria oh my god gabrielle union or catherine zeta jones [Music] ah that doesn't feel catherine zeta jonesy to me but now we're now we're to tie i'm going eva longorian yeah she's the only one i know for a fact that is a director uh and and philanthropist for that matter so i'll go live longoria as well i'd like to but it's not interesting that way um i am going to say catherine zeta jones the blog belongs to eva longoria okay yeah see you just did what i did the last two well then we would all go well no it that could have been a gabriel union no it couldn't it couldn't and i can't say why ew oh not a human i can't say why i probably could say why she wouldn't have she would have mentioned more about herself oh race oh she would have said black woman i think proud black woman oh yeah that's right especially with all the cowl stuff yeah yeah it's true good catch thank you anti-racist actor ow iowa hawkeye till i die one day at a time oh oh is it aaron paul tom arnold or lara flynn boyle wow look at the range oh i think i know this one um i mean from his trust me as much as i would love for it to be jesse from breaking bad this has tom or arnold all over it he's from the midwest he loves to tell you what he thinks whether you've asked or not he'd have to put that in his bio mm-hmm the iowa hawkeye thing definitely first thing i thought of was tom arnold but is that too obvious i think it's a red herring i know anti-racist actor that's correct so he just plays an anti-racist on tv or is that really anti-racist that's what i'm hearing it's typecast so this guy's a race's character like when a gay guy plays a straight guy so really straight yeah you know when you need zach the beat cop and then once when you need the anti-racist you go to this guy he's trying to think god all right brian you go it reminded me of a time arnold the randomness of laura flynn boyle i'm going larflin boyle yeah i've been burned by the randomness many times in in this short game so i'm going tom arnold the blog belongs to or the bio belongs to tom arnold yeah there you go obviously i just want to be on an adventure visit channing tatum matthew perry or matthew mcconaughey oh wow i'm going channing tatum for no good reason i'm going mcconaughey because that screams mcconaughey to me you got to get back in this so i go with matthew perry the bible belongs to channing tatum oh yeah well what's the score now we must be gina and adam are knotted up at three brian one behind it two all right we're heading into the championship rounds here we go an experiment in progress is it lena dunham miley cyrus or edward norton [Laughter] wow an experiment in progress does lena dunham have a nose hoop yeah septum hoop oh such a look there's no they put on cows yes yes they do oops and cows oh man uh this is tough this is tough because now we get back to what's ed norton doing on there yeah i'm going ed norton i'm getting my vitamin first experiment i uh okay i i gotta guess i'm going miley this is way too short for lena dunham and i'm not buying this ed norton thing i'm going miley ed norton could be the red herring out there i'm going ed norton too god damn it the bio belongs to ed norton actor producer inmate hollywood prison [Music] is it silly moon fry okay soleil moon fry charlie sheen or corey feldman oh this is good i just saw her documentary it's great i was featured in that okay prominently very much well if you're feeling nostalgic very okay how dare you all right so we have slay you didn't like seeing all those before they were stars that was the videos part by far okay holly inmate in hollywood prison it's definitely one of the guys i have a guess hold on okay i mean just go it's feldman for sure [Music] but it doesn't feel insane enough it feels charlie [ __ ] to me yeah charlie sheen actually has been working and has been a quote unquote inmate in a hollywood where's and feldman is would do anything to get back in that prison i'll say sheen oh is it are you going scenes as well oh yeah sorry i'm sorry we were discussing the game over here will you say your guesses one more time please sheen sheen and feldman feldman for me the bio belongs to sheen oh yeah man i got out of the gate oh for two but i've got my feet under me hitting my stride now yeah i want to love like jesus is it russell wilson kanye west or justin bieber this is a good selection these are all vaguely religious guys is russell wilson a religion yes for sure that's probably the most the most actually religious three just not as loud about it um kanye feels on the nose for kanye but who knows i gotta guess yeah um for whatever reason bieber's really been like kind of stuffing his christianity like down people's throats lately and there was even i saw a headline that said like haley wouldn't have married him if he wasn't religious so i think that's like his campaign right now i'm going bieber um yeah kanye hmm russell i don't know the russell plate closer to the vest i feel it might be i'm going biebs too russell wilson is very outspoken about his religion uh i don't know this is him but i'll just do a wild guess and say russell wilson the bio belongs to russell oh damn it shut the [ __ ] up about it i'm yo daddy is it kevin durant that's it marshawn lynch or travis scott i really don't know who what's happening in this one travis scott has the rapper it's got the happy meals named after him right okay it which is basically it's like a mcdonald's meal with like except for there's a little figurine of him oh and he's made he's made a suicide he took like the uh sun kissed lemon and mixed it with the pepsi or something i knew someone who used to drink diet coke mixed with lemonade at the fountain drink and i i still can't stop thinking about it i know it's disgusting so i'm sorry who are all these people kevin durant's basketball players very very good from the nets uh currently i suppose the warriors previously uh marshawn lynch football former football player was he the the guy who would never answer questions yeah uh one of many yes he was the skittles guy beast mode yeah he was the one that would like actively like tell a guy like press conference guys to [ __ ] off yeah okay no he waited a season of westworld if that helps what he would he would be asked uh he was told he had to do a press conference so he sat there and pouted the whole time didn't answer didn't answer and sorry what was the bio it was like three words what was the bio dawson i'm yo daddy got it and daddy is spelled d-a-d-d oh that that helps actually mm-hmm that's it it does oh and yo is spelled yo boy jesus i don't know i'm going marshawn damn it i've been told by many people that marshawn lynch is smart and i've yet to see evidence i hope this is him definitely all right i'll go um what's his name kevin durant yeah the bio belongs to marshawn lin yes never been so happy to be wrong [Laughter] here's the last one in this round we may get to a tiebreaker i feel like we've celebrated marshawn lynch um intellectually maybe we have overdone it a little bit with the celebration of like he's so funny or he's so interesting or whatever it's like not really not at all it just sort of sits there and grunts a lot and we grafted this thing onto him where it's like oh he's funny and he's charismatic and he's got his own thing going on so much mileage out of that skittles thing right made him like lovable it's like if a hot girl snickers at your joke she must have a great sense of humor right all right all right so second and third place are mathematically eliminated from winning this game but let's do the last one anyway former shoe salesman now making a go at film and theater al bundy paul kai is it jason alexander kevin spacey or morgan freeman this is so droll it has to be jason alexander i was thinking the same thing yeah feels that way feels that that was my impulse even before his name came up could be morgan freeman yeah having a little bit of a joke of himself but but they emphasize theater and like jason alexander's that's a really good point all right whoever guessed it first uh only is the only one that can lock in and this one's for all the marvels i'm going jason alexander me too me too you're all wrong come on the blog belongs to kevin's family kevin spacey wow no he sold shoes all right so for a score of seven to five to five the winner is adam corolla oh yeah you persevere till next time keep your fingers on your keyboards and your heads up your asses so we can play another round of blah blah blah i like the bio edition yeah i like the bio edition too uh maxipata here's a interesting journey to go on i had this thought maybe i wrote it down i got 27 pieces of scrap paper in front of me but i was listening to some old right-wing zealoty guy go on about nonsense and i thought he sounds like tom arnold but tom arnold's on the other side of the aisle but he's just as animated and has just myself and they their voices kind of sounded the same and i'm trying to think who it was i just write it down it'll it'll come to me but we'll we'll do a little tape of tom arnold waxing on about politics and this guy waxing on about politics and i can't remember who it was but i spotted it and i had the thought and i'll i'll bring it home and figure it out and we'll we'll circle it we'll circle back to it let me tell you about hyundai tucson hyundai questioned everything to create the best tucson ever every inch of the all new tucson has been completely reimagined resulting in an suv loaded with innovation inside and out from design to technology to safety every aspect of the new tucson has been improved and completely redesigned this is a ton of suv well actually probably a little more than a ton of suv digital key allows you to use your phone as a spare key it's got a 10 and a quarter inch full touch infotainment screen led daytime running lights stylishly hidden in the front grill it's beautiful there's tons of technology in this truck and the price point is surprisingly low and i've sat in that 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not have my back oh no oh well it's gonna be a real easy debate well he locked up so maybe we'll pull him up on the phone if it doesn't work wait you're back dan oh sorry i've been having some issues today with my internet is it am i now we're back it's working now all right all right so uh so much to talk about and uh also a little nancy grace talk because gina does a spot on nancy grace as well show court cam presents under oath new episodes wednesdays 10 p.m eastern 7 pacific on a e uh tell us about the show the show basically looks at these interesting murder cases through the lens of the defendant when the defendant takes the witness stand which is rare um defendants don't take the witness stand all that often for the most obvious reason which is most of the time they're guilty um and uh you know it's it's not a good idea but in these cases we've got 20 of them uh so far the defendants take the gamble of taking the witness stand to try to prove to the jury that either they didn't do it or was self-defense or there's a good explanation etc and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't but you know for someone who's covered trials as long as i have when you get to a trial where a defendant actually takes the witness stand it's a really big deal and sort of everything else kind of stops and that's what makes it so interesting so i've always been thought i've always thought that there was a series to do on defendants who take the witness stand and so now we're uh now we're doing it that sounds awesome it's interesting because it could go one of two ways one being uh innocent wants to proclaim your innocence or nothing to lose right anyway but that's always the main story even with you know derek chovin and how many back oj whoever everybody wants to know will they take the stand you're right that's the question that that has the media buzzing and then when they do the whole case comes down to that right right meaning like nothing else matters after the defendant takes the witness stand it's just like oh see stop nothing else matters well maybe we'll try to get him on the phone i uh i always loved oj when he was trying to put the bloody glove on and i always tried man to pop the circumstance quite hard always liking it to those late night commercials as infotainment commercials where they're trying to sell you the spaghetti calendar that's built into the pot they go you tried it the old way and the guy just dumped the pot on this child you know with the colander sitting in the sink like that hey you can't pull it off like he was putting that glove on like she was dumping spaghetti into the colander i don't know no more clumsy now yeah absolutely right all right now i think dan maybe i'm going to try and come back in a better way okay he's coming back in a better way we should all i'm going to go to a different laptop and i'm going to be back with you guys in a minute because i'm having some problems all right well i will i will filibuster and i will talk about remember dan hosted live pd on a e which was the biggest cable show running at the time and then the george floyd thing came about and i i can imagine it was a cops type show yeah it was it was going it was like live pd it was like he was at the control room like home base and different municipalities like in the middle of chases and apprehensions and and and it was a huge show it's the future it was cops live yeah essentially yeah and uh then the whole george floyd thing went and it was like all right but but imagine having a show that that was that successful that was just like cancelled over yeah obviously a cultural right touchdown all right so we'll we'll talk to uh dan about that and yeah mark garagos says you really don't put your guy on the stand unless it's time to sort of it's a hail mary move for the most part you don't you don't want that kind of exposure i don't know why and also i think you have to you have to kind of judge your guys let's just not say cater it to their skills right if you have a like eloquent or charismatic person who can protest their innocence right by all means well on svu they always take the stand well mark does a little bit of this in the book mistrial that i recommend you just read or i'll read it to you the audiobook's on audible mm-hmm oh he gets into the nuts and the bolts yeah all right well we'll see where dan lands in his in his home you want to give us your fouchy theory well i do but i was kind of wanting to do it with dan as well and have him weigh in with all his uh courtroom experience you think he secretly started the phrase fauciouchi that's right goodnight i only got it rolling i gotta commend uh our society on really never screwing up fouchy's name you know when you see it written yeah there's a good chance it wouldn't come out the way it comes out but we got coached up fast nobody has punted no one's booted that at all you're right you know the only the first person that i've ever heard about dr fauci was someone who mispronounced his name which was at the very beginning of all this was dr drew called him dr fausti and so when i heard dr fauci i just assumed they were saying it wrong oh drew did screw it up well but he knew who he was none of us knew who he was reads falsey i guess one second but we've we've all done a masterful job of doing that i don't know if we've done as well with kamala harris or you mean kamala kamala i guess hey dan you're bad at that that's good um all right so yeah the so from the point of view of the defendant who is taking the stand can you can you give us some some that you remember that stand out yeah i was just saying that sort of it all ends up coming down to is that person credible um and the jurors forget everything else that if you believe the defendant that's a great great thing for the defendant they don't believe the defendant the defendant's in a lot of trouble i'm wondering just in terms of gender is have you noticed to do women as defendants take the stand more than men i'm just assuming that and i don't know why you know it's a good question and and we do have in a lot of episodes women who took the stand and in a lot of the cases [Music] well we might have to phone dan up perhaps i hope this isn't some kind of a flimsy excuse to get out of talking to me because i have seen other approaches and let me just tell you dan if that's your real name this excuse is not going to sit well with this audience do we have uh some of dan and nancy grace are the clip you were speaking of the explanation of her disappearance i mean ladies or any of you mothers mothers raise your hands i mean it would be over my cold dead body that someone nothing better than one ladies raise your hands and the lady raises your hand instantly before they can ask the question before saying who amongst us she's good it was a hand up there was an idiot idiot had their hand handoff she's a carnival barker they said podcasters raise your hand i'd probably throw a hand up there like vintage racers raise a hand and how many are pedophiles oh well all right are any of you mothers mothers raise your hands i mean it would be a cold dead well she was a mom that someone would take me away from my children to grow up without me in their life no way she had never gone missing before she had never left her family before and the explanation she went off with some boyfriend i am not buying that then the threats she told hold on a second i do love nancy's one of these people that does this thing where they go uh you know where they go that 14 year old was killed while walking home from school you know what they should be doing right now they should be planning their graduation oh they're not going to get their learner's permits no problem no stds no homecoming no well let's be realistic there's you know that little that blows no i planned pregnancy that's right nancy does a lot of things that idiots sound like to them it sounds good like they never did this before yeah no one ever does anything before the first time they do it the first time they do it they never do it before that all right let's not beat up on the woman she's a national treasure sorry go ahead buying that then the threats she told people which is hear say in court that he had threatened to kill her she told a lot of people and what is the most the strongest evidence to me is his behavioral evidence i know how you think that's giving her a look compared to the rest of the stuff i knew you would say that but ladies let me speak to you raise your hands and he cuts her uh he yeah oh he's on line one okay he cuts her off and she rips him in the in the next 30 seconds of that oh really oh yeah well dan uh dan's i'm here dan we're playing a clip of you and nancy grace does not like to be talked over can i can we just hear you being ripped by nancy grace please please let's cherish the moment let's cherish it this is in my opinion but let me give you the three reasons he has not been charged in connection with stacy's death first of all i never got to my third reason but go ahead um i'd be mad if you didn't just jump in go ahead that was your third i didn't get to my third but your behavioral was your third she with it go ahead wow wow calling her shot nancy you got dan on the blower now i have been dreaming of this moment since the day we taped that episode dan is it dan uh ladies raise your hand raise your hand if you've had enough of men interrupting you when you have not gotten to your third point so what if point number two has 14 different exhibits i hadn't gotten to my third point but ladies raise your hand if you're sick of being interrupted by male chauvinists like dan here dan dan who who likes to drive his porsche oh you know the kind of man i'm talking about the porsche on park avenue [Laughter] very very very scary memory did uh do you have a porsche dan uh you know what's really funny is when she made that comment to me and she said this on good morning america she accused me of driving a porsche down park avenue i did not have a porsche um but since since then i actually do oh she gave you a good idea i knew it well you did it you did i was like wow that's the guy i want to be yeah why don't i have a party maybe she's just doing alliteration you know like where's buick down blinker street he picks his pickled peppers like everybody else yeah exactly exactly how was nancy when the camera light turned off oh she was great i mean you know she's look nancy nancy knows how to uh to put on uh a show and uh you know look she believes the stuff she says but just saying that so i think i think she can just say it in a way that is uh a bit more aggressive than maybe uh she really is in real life because actually she's she's she is a really kind of great person off camera and uh and sort of yeah she's lovely so we we got along quite well off camera she does do her best it seems to be intimidating or maybe it comes naturally there was another clip where she was kind of going after the attorney and she's like you look me in the uh oh we have you look me in the eye and i would it would be like looking into the ark of the covenant like i wouldn't be able to do it well let's hear that one go ahead i can't say what my client told me that's privileged now let me ask you this when you wake up in the morning you're making me rethink the whole legal profession joel broski when you wake up in the morning and you look in the mirror and you're brushing your teeth you don't think i've let those children grow up without a mother and they may think right now that she abandoned them when i know she didn't that she's dead okay well i mean listen i get clients tell me things all the time clients tell me all things all the time clients tell me things all the time that are very disturbing and as an attorney it's privileged i can't talk i'm talking about these children that have grown up thinking there's a sliver of a chance that their mother left them high and dry right right here look him in the eye right here yeah so it's a lot of it's a lot of theater but i guess we probably knew that right and we love it respond to it yeah this is a big star uh so dan i'm sorry before uh i think before we cut you off we're talking about uh women taking the stand versus men taking the stand i was thinking about crying which is effective and i think about women crying but if you could get a few tears out of a guy oh now you're sailing that's pretty damn important what what you know it's interesting because you know and i'm just thinking of it anecdotally in terms of the the stories we did where women take the stand there's not a ton of tears meaning it's it's pretty you know i think they recognize and i bet you their lawyers tell them this which is crying is dangerous stuff because if the jurors don't believe it's authentic if they think that any of those tears aren't real you're done and so i will bet that any defendant who takes the stand if you're if if there's a chance you're going to cry it's got to be everything matters when you take the stand i mean it's like what you're wearing matters how you say it matters where you look matters how you look matter so all this stuff is so important that if a defendant starts crying boy it better have been timed perfectly seemed totally authentic etc because you know i mean this is their lives are literally on the line i mean some of these cases are death penalty cases how many cases dan have you been involved in that you can remember where you just completely saw it 100 different from the juror like you jury you were there you heard the information you watched everything and you're like i know this is how this is going to go and they went guilty or they weren't innocent what's the percentage on that with you so so i'll separate it out into cases where i thought the jury got like o.j simpson right like i strongly believed that he would be found not guilty even though i was convinced he was guilty um so so that one wasn't a surprise i will tell you the case that was a surprise to me it was a high profile one was the casey anthony case um i i thought casey anthony would be convicted she wasn't convicted um it's not very often that after watching the entirety of a trial that i'll get it totally wrong and that's not because i'm great it's just because when you are sitting there every day watching a case and you're getting to see the jurors etc you get a pretty good sense of what's going to happen and that's why i say that in something like the casey anthony case to have gotten it just you know wrong um was a little jarring um did she drown her kids in the tub what was her thing no she was the one like yeah who was very who buried buried her child in the backyard um and the question you know was whether she did it she sort of pointed the finger at her her dad um potentially blaming him and um you know it was uh in my view it wasn't you know particularly close or or tough case and the jurors i think got really hung up on on the the legal standard which is you know good for them in the sense that they they followed the reasonable doubt they felt that they had reasonable doubt as to whether she did it but you know this is the woman who went partying uh after her uh daughter had uh had died um and they found her car abandoned and then there was just there was an enormous amount of evidence just sorry a real quick um uh retraction that was susan smith that drove the car into the lake oh and then correct easy to get these confused casey anthony just killed her kid or allegedly there's something like a truck or something involving a trunk god we really don't remember this yeah no so yeah um yeah susan smith different story casey anthony they found her car abandoned and they said there was testimony this quote smelled like death in there um there was you know there was enormous amounts of evidence but so the answer to your question broadly is it's rare it's really rare that i will have been following a case from beginning to end and just totally have misread the jury um on it and and get it totally wrong what about these instances like again spent a lot of time chatting with uh mark gargos and he'll tell us a lot of instances uh one that jumps out was the harvey weinstein case which is what was going on in the courtroom versus what was being reported was a two different cases in his mind like he said i had people in that courtroom and they were saying something completely different to me than you would see on the evening news that night is that is that something that you've experienced dan you know i think gary ghost is overstating that you know i think that you know for example in the scott peterson case when gary ghost represented scott peterson he would complain of that all the time and i sat in the courtroom um during the peterson case and you know the reporting was was generally quite accurate do reporters make mistakes absolutely are there reporters who cover trials who don't understand the law definitely um but the notion that sort of you know it's a completely different story being told you know i that's the that's to me advocacy uh by mark rather than reality he loves that weinstein [Laughter] what's your take in general on uh trials being covered being broadcast televised photographers versus sketch artists yeah so so i have a big bias here in that you know i own a i started a network uh called law and crime network which covers trials 24 7. um so you know i am very much in the business of uh covering live trials and i believe that it's a good thing i think that the derek shoving case is a great example of a case where there was a camera in the courtroom and i'm glad there was so the public could see for itself what was the evidence what was presented how did the jury come to its verdict i mean people forget that that courtrooms were built with galleries so that people citizens could come and watch i mean it wasn't just so family members could sit there so the public could see in the case of the people of the state of california versus blank how the prosecutor who is who is presumably representing the people of the state of california is performing and doing in a case so you know i've long believed that you know i was back at court tv in the in the early days and i think at law and crime network we're now um sort of ensuring that people can get to see some of the highest profile and sometimes most important cases of the day well that okay so that leads us to a can of worms dan i don't know if you have an opinion on i don't know if you have a prediction but do you think it's a it based on what you're talking about do you think donald trump will get indicted and then what will that trial be like that would be the biggest circus i can only imagine but the coverage will even approach so i think as of right now uh all the signs point towards a likely indictment and the reason for that is first of all you've got this enormous fight over the tax returns right um the d.a wins that fight uh once the da wins that fight a special prosecutor has brought in who's got unique experience relevant to this kind of case when i say special prosecutor i mean this is a guy who was working making a lot of money in private practice who comes over to just work on this for the manhattan district attorney's office and begin the process of evaluating the evidence et cetera and then they impanel a special grand jury meaning up to that point there had really been different grand juries which they'd used to try and subpoena documents etc now there's this this grand jury which is focusing on this case which is terrible news for donald trump and the trump organization does that mean he's definitely going to get indicted no does it mean that if we weren't talking about donald trump that any legal analyst would tell you this is a really bad sign for your client yes so if that were to happen if he is indicted um i think it's going to be it won't be televised because in new york um it's very rare in new york uh state or cameras to be allowed into courtrooms but the jury selection process in that case is obviously going to be that's a good thing uh well a couple things i would argue that now that we've signed off on most cops wearing cameras we could extend that logic into the courtroom if you guys are in a room watching video footage of the cop arresting someone i think we've established cameras are around and uh they're being used and why shouldn't we be able to watch you watching the camera that was on the cop yeah and i think you have to now with because if somebody if if whatever group doesn't like the way it went down they'll just say you did it wrong with no proof also is there a human being over the last five years who has been on camera more than donald trump no no is there um dan i would i would imagine that they're rolling at least a ring doorbell camera in there just to capture just to have the archives yeah i mean they're stenographers i mean they have stenographers but you know i mean just to go what for the record is that true no no no sometimes there'll be a security camera in the courtroom but it's it's not you know designed for the purposes of showing the defendant and showing the trial and having that would be a a stenographer in the in the courtroom but you know but it is it is interesting to think about fury selection right and i think that there are two examples i would give you know number one is again coming back to the o.j simpson case is after the o.j simpson criminal case they had to find a jury down the road in santa monica for the o.j simpson civil case so the whole world had followed this case right and now you have to figure out a way to find a jury for the same trial for the same evidence with many of the same lawyers not all of them but many of the same lawyers with the same witnesses etc and i was stunned in santa monica watching jury selection how many people just still hadn't followed the case that closely meaning yeah they knew johnny cochran they knew o.j had been found not guilty they knew something about allegations of racism but they didn't know all of the details of the case it's obviously a little different when you're talking about someone like donald trump who you know people are going to have very strong opinions about but the other example i would give and this connects to a new book i have out about jack ruby is you know when jack ruby shot lee harvey oswald um in front of the world right i mean the video was seen live um jack jack ruby's trial then they had to find jurors and one of the things the defense wanted to argue was they've all been witnesses to the crime so none of them should be anyone who saw the video or saw it live or later should not be a witness in the in sorry should not be a juror in the jack ruby case it was not an argument that succeeded and they moved forward with the case but my i guess my broader point is that you know there have been a number of very high profile cases where people have said you know you'll never be able to find a jury um etc and and and they have been able to find juries all right well we're talking about garagos earlier i do a podcast with him called reasonable doubt i floated my dr fauci conspiracy theory i thought dan you can pick it apart with your legal expertise but maybe nancy grace could defend it i'd love to so uh this is from the show we did yesterday which was um was it beyond a reasonable down i think it's a little supplementary thing and i've been floating uh conspiracy theories lately so uh this is this is my latest no i got it here's my synopsis of what's going to happen with fouchy i think it's it's my gun in the nightstand theory which is you have a gun in your nightstand you're not going to use it on anybody you're not going to hurt anybody with it it's there for home protection hold on but should we set that to maybe i should set the table a little bit this is fouchy and his connection possibly to the wuhan lab um and sort of wanting to distance himself initially from that that theory so here here's my synopsis of what's going to happen with fauci um i think it's it's my gun in the nightstand theory which is you have a gun in your nightstand you're not going to use it on anybody you're not going to hurt anybody with it it's there for home protection but it's not put in a safe and the ammun and it's loaded but you still didn't really do anything but one day you come home and you see the gun is gone and you go oh [ __ ] where's the gun then the next day you hear that the neighbor kid was shot and now you go oh [ __ ] somebody stole my gun and shot the neighbor kid i'm [ __ ] and then somebody says you know what i think it was a gang banger who shot the neighbor kid in a drive-by and you go oh yeah oh yeah that's exactly what happened that's what happened the neighbor and then i go on the news i go do you hear about the gang banger he shot the neighbor kid they're still looking for him but that's what happened and i'm thinking oh [ __ ] bullet dodge pardon the pun which is i wasn't nefarious like i wasn't trying to harm anyone with this gun but i did kind of store it carelessly and i probably it would have gotten back to me there would have been some liability i would have been in trouble so when you do the theory of the drive-by with the gang-banger which is the pangolin theory and the bad theory i go oh yeah that's what happened that's exactly what happened that is my fouchy gun in the nightstand theory doesn't make him a criminal doesn't make him a bad guy just makes him know something and when he found out the bat theory he went yeah that's good that's what happened dan what do you think of the theory well the first problem with the theory is that it would make it would it would make him a bad guy i mean it would make him a terrible guy who amongst us wouldn't do the nightstand thing though wouldn't i well no no but the cl but the claim is that he's he's lying i mean it's not just that he it's he's now corrupt right he's basically my feeling is it could have gone this way or it could have gone that way this one is an easier angle for him yes i i don't know i in a way it kind of makes him human keep going keep going okay but but with the way you characterized it to say it doesn't make him a bad guy make him a terrible guy if if if the knight if if your theory using that reasoning is what happened here you know that's corruption on the part of anthony bauchu that means he's a dishonest guy it's not sort of saying well you know there were one of two ways and you sort of leaned a little bit more because it might look better for him you're saying he picked so well first off this is i don't know i feel like this is commonplace these days like i don't know anyone who wouldn't have leaned at least that direction but okay i don't know i find it i find it to be human more human than yeah to me but that that's not to me the human piece would be to say he didn't want to believe it right if you want to say you know he knew he knew the researchers and he trusted them and you know maybe he was naive etc well you know what i should have said i should have said he didn't know the gun was used against the neighbor but he understood it was a possibility and when he heard about the gang banger theory that should it should have been more nuanced i just said he didn't know heard about the gangbanger and went in one in which is something i think most humans would definitely do but nancy would you like to defend the theory ladies raise your hand if you keep a gun in your nightstand you know don't bother i know you do we all do we'll all raise our hands we want to be protected from predators preying on our children at night preying on our helpless sleeping bodies now if you tell me that you can't keep a gun in a nightstand to protect your children who are going to be snatched in the night then i don't want to be in a country that wouldn't support that i absolutely believe that dr fauci should be able to keep a gun in his nightstand to protect his family from thieves robbers and predators it was a metaphor yeah i'm not what's that i'm not sure many times but i was fired that was good i'm glad you're in my mind i'm glad you're in my dr fatchi has the right to defend his family raise your hand if you agree with me you thank you she's got me thinking i'm a mother which porsche you have now dan i like porsches yeah i have a mccann you know the family yeah it's not like a school it's not it's not like a sports car i think dr dre dr drew has some kids yeah sorry he had to join that at least yeah yeah let me give you a plug uh dan the tv show court cam presents under oath new episodes wednesdays at 10 p.m eastern and you can also check out the podcast the dan abrams podcast as well available on 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annoying but mostly harmless insects they managed to swarm the white house press plane uh delaying its flight to europe um joint base and oh yeah joint base andrews president biden was seen swatting cicadas from his neck he was about to board air force one as cicada is also being blamed for a car accident in cincinnati police say the driver lost control when a giant cicada flew into the window and was fluttering on his face the vehicle swerved off the road slammed into a utility pole the driver suffered minor injuries the cicada was found dead on the floorboard they are they're coming always travel the dead cicada in case you get pulled over you swerve yeah also you know there's a lot of them because they're talking about recipes yes everyone's talking about whether you should eat or not eat cicadas should you well like in thailand you know like a street market that's very common i guess everything is just they're all just protein right water bugs shrimp i mean they look like cockroaches yeah i guess so we have a weird relationship with [ __ ] we'll eat but uh was it wasn't it um god i'm trying to think what celebrity chick was pitching uh eating insects angelina jolie angelina jolie i mean you know take them ground them up protein feed them to dogs you know whatever that was a big thing on shark tank at least once i'm sure it's come back but it's you know like protein shake it's ground it's powder you don't know what it's what's in it i would drink that god knows how many cicada legs are in whatever you buy and hot dogs and stuff anyway yeah i think they make crazy noises too is that correct yeah they actually make my favorite noise and i don't like the idea of swarms of them but like it is very kansas in the twilight like walking home from the pool when the sun's going down hearing like zooz i love that sound it's very kansas in the summer but i don't want to see him on the radar yeah oh what do we got is that it is that supposed to be sorry we were searching my cicada was better i don't know that was all right so be careful and take cover actually somebody posted on facebook just from their iphone um how loud it was inside their house because the cicadas were in the backyard i'll see if i can find that and open the door and it was like a decibel level that's not like you're supposed to have headphones on like it's too loud don't you think insanely religious people are thinking about hiking to the mountaintop about now 19 blowing around here what more evidence do you want i'm gonna i'm going up that mountain and i'm waiting well you can now tell the world how you feel about going back to work and you don't even have to say anything a group a growing number of businesses and gathering places are handing out color-coded wristbands modeled on traffic lights to explain kind of your vibe and what you're willing to sort of endure and what you're not so according to wall street journal places like um say virginia's chamber of commerce are using red wristbands when you want to wear them and say don't touch me no exceptions yellow to mean elbow bumps only and folks wearing green letting you know that hugs are welcome um well i already have that when i see a douche with a bunch of bracelets something like that guys he doesn't want a handshake that's right yeah i have seen i won't say who's but i have seen on other people's wedding invitations that um very very strict coveted rules like you have to give uh you know um a negative reading whatever yeah like 72 hours before and you know their temperature checks at the door and i've seen ones that are handing out ribbons for color-coded ribbons if you want people to stay away from you at the wedding i i don't plan on doing that but do you think i should i don't it's i'm always kind of torn on like the handshake it spreads things but we're humans it's important the hug you're going right past them yeah the hug and then there's the people get so delighted over the elbow bump elbow bombs i don't know maybe the japanese have it right with the bowing shows decorum respect you know people ask how much longer like handshakes aren't coming back but how much longer do we have to reference it like i can't shake your hand like when's that gonna go away i didn't even know the covid was spread that way or it wasn't so well but but if you if you shook someone here and then rubbed your eye or bit your nails or something well touch your face that's what they started saying but evidently nobody did that or it just didn't turn out to be vector of spreading it just it all seems to be aerosol aerosolized tessa had her little preschool graduation on friday and uh when they handed them uh the medals by the way medals is what they get now and uh they gave them uh elba bumps oh yeah good can't indoctrinate the next group gina at your wedding you know yeah yeah should have everyone bow at you everyone that would be great i would love that okay but you know do you guys know what an oof roof is no probably not i don't know it's supposed to be the shabbat the saturday before your wedding where you go up on stage at the synagogue and they announce you're getting ready and everyone pelts candy at you like pelts it i don't know if they're stupid yeah i don't know if they're still doing that but i'll let you people now don't invite sandy kofax um so some things are getting back to normal indiana jones is getting back to normal and there's photographic evidence harrison ford was photographed in his iconic costume i'm talking about sandy kofax the other day because we're talking about him with john taff our own hotel hotel tropicana you know he was like there are only a handful of superstar jews in the in the league and so if you talk to and there's a lot of jewish baseball fans but it doesn't feel like they were represented so they all love sandy kovacs because that's about that's my guy that's what you want to say yeah that's who you want to be you want to be that guy who is live amongst none other who are like you and then you'll be the favorite no matter what yeah if you you're the [ __ ] then you gotta whack it up against uh about steve garvey steve hill was it airplane or airplane two where pamphlet yeah he said some light some light reading right here's a pamphlet of famous jewish athletes right i think that was the second one i don't remember but uh the first one indiana jones is back harrison ford pictured in his iconic costume on the set of the fifth installment of the franchise and he has a little mask on everybody's messed up actor josh gad shared the picture on his instagram account writing all is right with the world welcome back dr jones it's the first time the now i'm sorry take a guess how old is harrison from 83 yeah he's 80 something close 78 has worn the indie costume since 2008 indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull this will come to theaters next july is he still banging around with what's her name was it callista flockhart yes i haven't heard otherwise i see us playing all the time she you do yeah that has a yellow bi-plane it's it's impossible to miss and it flies around our neighborhood oh really what's wrong santa monica is it a plane or just a yellow old plane we're gonna look up this is the one he crashed i yeah crash landed yeah i think yeah i think that was a single wing plane but uh ally mcbeal no yes yes i thought that was what's her name with the raiders with um the ellen's ex portia de rossi no the the hash oh yeah that's right or was it just the movie i thought romantically we all sound like we're going insane but yeah just the movie they did a movie where they like crash landed on an island right six days seven years yeah yeah uh calista [ __ ] i have not seen her is she like phoebe kate's where it's like i'm with a nice actor and i'd kind of want to just do my thing she could be directing or some is she max brad a big alley mcbeal fan well they looked that up jake tapper tweeted uh that indiana jones then temple of doom was the worst spielberg movie forgetting of course that the abortion known as the kingdom of the crystal skull existed wait that was the worst oh that's doom that's what you told me the kingdom of the crystal skull it's indiana jones four the more most recent one abortion the last one i saw was the last crusade so what are we we have high hopes here for a big comeback brown in as much as i hope everyone realizes what the mistake was of the last film they're trying to you know re-uh write history and try and high note yes i hope that the cooler heads prevail because the last one was a disaster well but like i said what i want and i think what a lot of fans want is a sequel to the first indiana jones we're not getting that right that's not what the fifth installment is it's not a sequel to raiders of the lost ark like specifically that story let me see it's the same character many years on he's married married to calista in 2010. let me make this perfect metaphor that has to do with automobiles shall i these big tentpole franchises they go along the same direction as iconic cars okay so somebody comes up with the ford mustang in 1964 and everyone loves it and it's perfect you know it's simple something we haven't seen before but effective and functional and all the good things that one of those first run movies is and then at some point they go we got a real franchise here we got this name mustang we're going to kick it up a notch and we'll save some money too and they start coming up with like the mustang two and the mustang cobra two and stuff and it becomes a parody becomes a joke like you look at an old you know and then you'd say to someone well like a 1990 mustang yeah or even 80s or something or 70s he's even lucky to go would you like if you said any car guy would you like a 1965 mustang they go boy would i need to go you like a 1978 mustang they go get the [ __ ] out of here i'm such a joke right so then but at some point they go you know what let's resurrect the name let's get back get back to basics bring it back claim our soul reclaim our soul and eventually the mustang is a good car again in the corvette and all these sort of big franchises got back to their basics i feel like movies kind of do they do that they spin out they become cartoons and then at some point they go we gotta reel it in we gotta we gotta get back to the basics and hopefully they have done that god willing i forgot i saw i read it quickly but there's a a new um woke problem with indiana jones i saw a quick article you know what i'm going to say well ryan what do you think well marion was implied that she was very young when they were yeah they've come out to say indiana jones is not a pedophile because in that and that little ted they have that little argument she you know when he her father was mad at him for the professor you know dating her and she goes i was a child and now what that's a that's a thing was it 30 year old movie uh 40 year old wolfie exactly 40. yeah so that's a thing now guess what other movies being remade speaking of cars the stephen king novel christine is getting another movie adaption star trek discovery creator brian fuller who's also writing the script is attached to make the featured directing debut the story you know the story a haunted 1958 plymouth fury was made into a movie in 1983 with director john carpenter that was like a big deal that movie but i never really got it kind of killed and it's also it took so little to impress the moviegoers back then like you just need the scene where the chick was like standing from the garage door and then the car pulled up and stopped at night and then rev the engine and flash the high beams oh not a lot going on please no one remake cujo i that was my next question it's a [ __ ] saint bernard he had rabies actually that's funny on the film while we did movies that needed to be remade cujo was on my list oh no they had to cut around the dog so much it was so awkward because they couldn't have the dog attacking somebody it was very stilted it's like now a cgi like how they did i am legend with the dogs like you could have the dog [ __ ] someone up but all it is is a rabid dog yeah but it's terrifying haunted or anything he's trying to get in the car i know i remember that that's funny you mentioned the car thing with the lights and the honking tickets all in the execution because duel by steven spielberg for all there is is honking and lights in a car is terrifying and not terrified suspenseful yeah and then this [ __ ] christine movie is nonsense great dennis weaver oh one more oh he rode a horse into new york city and he was like they used to love all these sort of fish out of water things like mcleod he was like a sheriff rancher from wyoming and next thing you know he showed up at the big city and he's he's got it yeah his own breed of justice yeah macleod was crocodile dundee before okay crocodile dundee although dennis weaver he had some range he was also dennis weaver dennis weaver was mcleod dennis weaver also was the game warden in florida for gentle ben gentle with the cujo of his time okay kid by the name of clint howard i've heard of him that's right older brother stars as uh the kids who lived in florida and had a giant bear and a fan boat oh my god i was sitting in north hollywood rotting away in this piece of [ __ ] house staring at this guy with a fan boat and a bear in florida oh what i wouldn't give they put the bear on the deck of the fan boat okay and they'd show them just going along the everglades and i was like i was like you know asphalt everywhere black and white tv there's no nature floor or fun i was like oh the everglades sweet freedom find the beginning of gentle bend you're going to see a bear on a fan boat going through the everglades it's going to knock your socks off clint howard on that bad boy and dennis weaver piloting that thing it's the greatest it's a can't wait it's gonna be the greatest when you're done with that find the entirety of duel look at that oh that's got a bear and a fan boat i'm sitting there in north hollywood there was a [ __ ] dumpster and a hi-ho market up the street oh clint howard's got his little bear cubs hasn't changed a bit ah comes gentle band is a movie or tv show a tv show starred general ben huh who had to be put down after mulling one of him i'm sorry yeah no i don't know what happened to gentlemen but he was on a fan boat yeah that's the bear on the front of the boat and their whole ass through the everglades oh man that's fresh air man that's right yeah swamp adventure uh add one more car story because these are always crazy a team has created a life-size lamborghini scion out of legos i'll show you a picture it took 15 people 8 600 hours to create a car using 400 000 pieces it's not a aricon it's a scion it must be the new supercar or something it weighs over 4 800 pounds which is almost a thousand pounds more than the actual driving scion they said it's a scion look at the inside the inside is realistic what you can do when you're not getting laid yeah it's unbelievable the mind knows no bounds and neither do the loins anything more powerful than a board nerd right yeah the loins only no bounds right yeah a lot of boundaries on the loins but the mine she'll she'll go on into outer space yeah yeah it's crazy you guys you haven't gotten into that you guys have not gotten into the lego world with your kids yet i have been to legoland and it is very impressive all that now i'm talking about the stupid [ __ ] games everyone gets you oh no well so what do you mean the games well what will happen people will start getting your chances they'll get you presents and the presents will be like this is the space shuttle along with the launching pad along with cape canaveral and then you open up at 7 000 pieces just all loose in a bag and then at some point you get the instructions out that are english and mandarin you know and you're like take part a b and then and attach to uh to b seven five and it's like you're just looking at going are you [ __ ] kidding me there's no way we're gonna and then you step on the leg of course and then your kids piss that you don't quit your job and and full dedicate your life full time to building cape canaveral at a lego that's true but we're lucky and you better look out because someone's coming for you i told you the the little one wants to build things and tell jokes he says for a living we can we'll happily buy him those overpriced lego sets because he builds him alone oh if he builds them than that he loves it it's quiet in the house for an hour yeah yeah we love those i don't want to be a one-upper but i have successfully kept tessa away from the physical legos but she loves the lego movie i got her the lego movie movies all right let's uh let's bring her home gina gregory you got it i'm gina grad and that's the news i'm your daddy that was the news with gina grad we get the truck tire changed there dawson yeah the uh the the guy who did our internet changed my truck tire while we were doing the show i ran out there and gave him a 20 and he wouldn't take it he's like you know pay it forward i said no i'm buying you lots of no you're taking the money and we went back and forth like four or five times and finally you realized i wasn't going to go anywhere so we took the money smart he also yesterday said he goes this is a really good show and i was like well thank you like i thought he was like a family time we get listeners he goes yeah he goes i've been listening and this is a great show so we have to have this guy back more often i tried to find a shirt for him in the back but he's a big fella yeah he's a big dude i couldn't find one that was going to fit him hey not not fat just a big just a big big fella big gentle bent all right round the boat of that fan the deck of the fan boat that's pretty cool with it was uh was weaver on that alone with the bear do you have the i saw someone else yeah the kid was on that table and peta would not have allowed that i would watch that [ __ ] and then i would watch flipper oh flipper flipper was the family that lived in florida too but they'd be in the water with their pet dolphins you must love the everglades i couldn't get a [ __ ] stray dog out of my parents and these guys are hanging around with a bear and a dolphin and i gotta sit and watch this charade on my step-dad's bed that's where i slept that [ __ ] den on a sofa ugh no air conditioning huh uh the bear uh the bear that they use in the show is declawed and detoothed oh no that is horrible outraged you couldn't really do that these days you can't even declaw cats anymore that's that's a bad draw as a dentist hey here's your job shouldn't we sedate him i don't know do what you got to do shel silverstein [ __ ] wow that's [ __ ] up and did uh did flippers still have a blowhole or they could remove that dude find the beginning of flipper and then you'll just know how miserable my childhood was i just sit and watch this that had a good theme song but a shitty show really i know it was it was all just underwater shots of the dolphin but just imagine i you know once a year we'd get out to the santa monica bay and wade through the [ __ ] this is the this is florida the water was so crystal clear that they're jumping in and they had their their buddy was a dolphin who helped them you spent somewhere between 30 and 60 seconds bemoaning how terrible the 70s were yesterday the clothes the fashions the everything the cars and here we go this was the 60s i watched the reruns in the 70s my best please look at that underwater [Music] they have a dolphin friend breaching the water's clear he's looking his eye he eyeballed he winked at the camera the kids they were like kids who got to hang around family intact very loving no one is smarter than he dad was a game warden looks like river phoenix kids were choked they're good-looking kids go hanging out flipper would you know tell them where there was trouble lassie underwater lassie like yeah he'd have to bust smugglers and stuff like that you know what he could like defuse a mine of course you know what horrors befell the actor playing flipper oh yeah he must have flipper i wonder when flipper died the actor playing the dolphin dolphin i don't know i think [ __ ] they rape people don't forget that yeah oh jerks wow gentle ben the bear was uh in a paul newman movie oh the life and times of judge roy bean he was the bear have you ever heard of that i've heard of the movie we played roy or bean all right let me tell you about uh lifelock celebrate getting your kova 19 vaccine but don't post your vaccine card on social media it contains personal info like your name and your birth date criminals could use and steal your identity it's important to understand how cyber crime and identity theft are affecting our lives every 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and the cameras underwater and all that kind of stuff and one of the guys my grandfather met when he came here was ivan because they had a little network of hungarians that they would imagine a quaint time when there was like a community like aoc wasn't going like was the government gonna help it it's like you'd show up and you go there's some other hungarian guys and they'll help you they'll pass the hat they'll give you a little stipend and they'll help you get jobs in the industry and they kind of band together and they helped each other out there's a little group of like hungarian writers in the 40s i know flipper was played by five dolphins what god damn you're ruining everything for me oh i'm gonna make it even worse the maine dolphin kathy uh died by suicide what ate a bullet yeah what does that mean pressure her i guess it's a thing dolphins commit suicide did she like they just dropped no banging herself against the wall she aged out of the industry that's right it couldn't be ruled they started showing her in high def and she got depressed but yeah the trainer said she killed herself due to broken heart my god what's broken heart yeah she had a broken heart yeah sir her dolphin mate died or something like that there's another story about dolphin that uh was used in a scientific experiment killed itself after being separated from its human experimenter with whom it had become sexually infatuated oh wow see they're very deviant their other dolphins will withhold food from female dolphins in a pod until she has sex with them that works by the way yeah wow all right well we'll talk more about this tomorrow because i i i feel like flipper killing himself or herself that's a big deal daddy should do that on hollywood uh stories take the stand all right uh dan abrams should dan abrams uh court cam presents under oath watchdown on a e and until next time dan abrams gina grad and bald bryan say it mahalo [Applause] [Music] that guy's not fit to carry my jock

Channel: Adam Carolla

Views: 10,814

Keywords: Adam Carolla, Stand-Up, comedy, live, funny, jimmy kimmel, loveline, man show, corolla, adam, improv, joke

Id: O0-4yWOgtvo

Length: 116min 51sec (7011 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 10 2021