Cutaway Compilation Season 5 - Family Guy (Part 1)

ladies and gentlemen keep your eye on the sky for the aerial acrobatics of captain Glenn quagmire well gonna need some help here oh my god I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials it ain't easy being cheesy we now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos edited for rednecks I'm Carl Sagan just how old is our planet scientists believe it's for Bundrant sand hundreds of years old scientists have determined that the universe was created by [Music] bang if you look at the bones of AJ's as snow Soros wrecks it's clear by the use of carbon dating the mountain dew is the best soda ever made there's a lot of fun activities out there for example I used to be a horse whisperer maybe if she spent some time on the treadmill and I was drunk Chris we're in Texas now if I'm not riding a horse I'm gonna stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating competition Booya triple salchow in your face hey you want this huh you want some of this oh man look at your rack I'd motorboat that i motorboat the hell out of it right after this lay back spin I haven't been this scared since mother Teresa od'd in my car she's messed up man just shut up let me think push around we can't leave her alone what's the fish out we can pretty much do whatever the hell we want I could do cocaine if I wanted to Peter you want some potatoes yeah how you doing I was just asking if you wanna get a napkin yeah yeah we got enough napkins that's enough that's enough right there it's a straight go straight make sweep that up just dig it get it get a broom sweep that up sweep that up put it in your room but sweep it up first hey you could really make a difference like I did when I taught money management to those drug addicts there's a lot of ways for you guys to save money for example you're all shooting up why not share needles that's a no-brainer more money in your wallet more drugs in your veins my second piece of advice have as many kids as you can does that makes it more likely that one of those kids will grow up and make it big in Hollywood Dan who's paying the bills they're Hollywood kid class dismissed yeah I've had a lot of good times with this thing she's right you gotta stand up for yourself like my great grandfather Turner this shuri take on all comers Griffin alright put on my putter map are you having a bully day I'm having a bully day is everyone having a bully day ah thank God we live in this time after all I'm the only one in this family with any business experience all right violet and Pigpen you've been seeing each other a few weeks now what seems to be the problem I keep getting bladder infections and I don't know why really you don't know why relax Meg it's not the worst thing I've ever done you remember that favor I did for that park ranger hey booboo let's see what we got in this picking it busted tell the other bears what you just saw okay I go in store I throw backpack big boom no no no you are big boom big hero okay right so I throw backpack come back and have big hero party with many virgins no no no no you boom oh okay okay I put on backpack boom then I come back big hero virgins okay yeah see you in a few minutes big hero make people have always found ways to get around without a car look at Iceman honey where'd you go when you went out last night uh just over to Tom's house played some poker had some brewskis you know really then would you mind explaining that at least they know how to touch a man Oh walk away it's not what the founding fathers had in mind okay we're here to sign this declaration of our independence let's take roll call first Thomas Jefferson here Benjamin Franklin here John Foote penis it's Hancock now why mind your business that's why I haven't been so struck by a woman's beauty since I was Alma Thurman's eye Wrangler on the set of pulp fiction no you can't promise something like that I have no idea what you're going to say to me so you can go ahead and say what you're going to say and my natural response could be to get offended then through no fault of my own I wouldn't have kept my promise okay I'll be more convincing than Mel Gibson when he apologized to the Jews I'm really really sorry about your big noses I'm really sorry about how greedy you are but most of all I'm really sorry about your dirty underhanded backstabbing ways you're number one dirty Jew fan Mel Gibson go with me hi Jimmy I heard he didn't have a date to the dance and I was wondering if you'd like to go with me oh hang on I'd love to go Meg but I have to go to my little brother's funeral that night meg you are so full of crap you're like those people who sit in Starbucks and publicly write on their laptops hey getting some right and done there buddy yeah sitting up in public so everybody can watch me type my big screenplay me too all real writers need to be seen writing otherwise what's the point right you should totally write that down okay will you watch me besides you owe me big after the way you embarrassed me in front of Sandra oh oh my god Sandra Oh what we loved you in sideways thank you we see you in many movies I think about you while having sex with my wife I thank you with $1 that's a lot of money to them relax Stewie he said it looks benign we'll just have to wait and see Jim Henson had a wait-and-see attitude and look what happened to him now we've got wrong sounding Muppets hey sweetie chef oh hey Kermit what's going on I'm hungry oh that's no problem I could cook you something you want some spaghetti that's like my specialty and junk yeah I guess I'll see if I can get my old gig back selling butt scratches at the ballpark butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher here butt scratcher butt scratch off butt scratcher makes as cool as the other side of the pillow huh Billy Dee Williams hello Peter welcome to the cool side of the pillow you've had a hard day rest that weary head of yours and drift on after dreamland works every time [Applause] mayor west quad young man can't you see we're having a poker game now I'll ask again if I order a pizza will anyone else have some I might have a slice well you know I'm gonna need more of a commitment than that mark God I've looked forward to this moment more than the second coming of Jesus okay everybody I know you were expecting something else but as science will tell you people were a lot shorter 2,000 years ago so let's try to be adult about this no snickering and eight that's exactly what I'm talking about okay so if we can all be mature give me the gum we can all get through this a lot faster please hurry up it's a hundred degrees out here oh you're a worse parent than Britney Spears I know I know oh the gift basket was not worth the trip not by a long shot oh I gotta get that I'll talk to you later Oh God I've been a worse wife than Lorena Bobbitt when she was married to the thing oh my god where is it where'd she throw it oh god oh god is this what you're looking for coming this fall if you loved Everybody Loves Raymond then you love his brother Robert even more in Robert I betcha Debra really gave it to Ray today I bet you she made a sandwich that wasn't very good but he ate it anyway and then she got mad at him because he gave her a funny look I miss ray really wow you gosh you're making me feel more important than a dwarf among midgets hey can you reach the crispix yes I can go to Hawaii would you like that I always envisioned how it would be I never knew there could be such a thing as a perfect day don't frolic too much Rupert save some energy for the hula contest we now return to The Ghost Whisperer I don't understand why do all you ghosts come to me you really you have a knack for we just trust you too many people get away with injustice like the folks you meet knows Louisiana swamps excuse me do you know how to get to town yeah it's back the way you came [Music]

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Id: SgEbPmTxKyY

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2019