Cum Town: Dan Nainan

well I mean I've been having this whole like that I've had this fantasy now about the inauguration like like he can't get any a list acts but there's certainly a lot of there's like some be list acts he could definitely be a nine and they'll be so tight which I guess people were asking they did wanted they want some explanation of Dan nine because he's come up on the show reason I don't really talk about him is because he's it's honest he's [ __ ] boring at this point right you know I mean day nine was funny three-and-a-half years ago yet he is still funny that's so funny if he's new to you but eyes a limited gimmick so that's like I said I'm glad we spent 20 minutes talking about him on our show yeah well that's I mean it's boring for me because I've known Dan for like five years and I've died I just found out about him yeah yeah yeah but I don't know people were asking about it so Dan is this half Indian half Jew up a Japanese comedian that was uh born in where is he by sushi fifty-two where is he was at where does he buy his sushi at 7-eleven yeah we get why bit Oh cause it's a happy mg yeah is he he's red engine or is he Jim here Joe Robinson going off about that bid on on the Robin Joe show he's just like you know they don't sell sushi yeah don't tell it like Walgreens but they don't have a 7-eleven does he have hearing aids on Macaulay Culkin's little brother's got hearing aids on this baby that's deep oh she looked excuse me Ted I'm ugly why did she suddenly seven years younger than she was in the last scene Danny had a nine in is uh old committee the old guy is only she started doing open mics in DC and probably like 2005 and then sort of rub people the wrong way and eventually just sort of he founded that the best path for a career day for him was going to be to lie to people lie to clubs and Booker's and say that he's like so-and-so is open or whatever Houston he just like got Robert Schimmel schedule and would call clubs when as soon as they booked Chimel and like be like hey this is rap shambles agent I'm trying to get the booking information for his opening opener Dan 9:00 in the clubs would be like well what do you mean his opener and then he'd be like oh yeah I know he has an opener that he brings with him that has to be there so if you could get the hotel information and then they would book Dan and after like a couple months of that I guess ya shimma shimma was like who the [ __ ] is this you know why do they keep booking here man so Dan lost that and then he moved on to Russell I'm David Brenner is opening well apparently NRF is true or not but I'm sure it is going to end but when Robert Schimmel died dan emailed Chimel 'he's brother and was like yeah Robert was a [ __ ] [ __ ] or piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] terrible yeah Dan's a sociopath he's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] all said that Russell Peters yeah does that the Russell Peters saying where you know I think Russell talked about it on what the [ __ ] or something dan also tried to pay like $5,000 to have Marc Maron happen really his way what the [ __ ] where he reads the letter and he doesn't say dance name but it's like I'm a corporate comedian I've made more money this year than you will make in your entire life Jesus yeah yeah yeah and you're too much of a coward to have me on your part yes so my exposure to Dan was through Joe Robinson I guess and like Joe was doing that Kurt Shackleford hi room hi and you know you need stay and Dan was like hosting and Dan's talking about you know I make $300,000 a year doing stand-up and then like you know Joe's like then why are you doing a $10 spot right in the lobby of a hotel you know like that doesn't make any sense right at the Hyatt yeah yeah yeah it's a fifty dollar spot thank you all right well so then [ __ ] Dan because he's super defensive is like [ __ ] told Robertson [ __ ] rottmayer ha ha ha here's a picture of me might as well here's me in the sella waiting room I don't know why you think that's a bracket he shows up too early for his train it's not like a flight there's no security I just go there get on the train and he goes to hang out in the clubhouse with no one else by the way just love ya he'll so if you if you should talk dan will put you on his enemies list and he'll just email you constantly he really hates a GL rjl uh-oh and yeah uh despises him so he'll bring him and Josh homer up all the time as guys doing shadows dude all right so are we gonna talk about Dan yeah we're talking I'm just looking at this on the TV Dee it's not my fault what do you need a movie with cheese on this [ __ ] screen and I'm supposed to pay attention Rachael Leigh Cook got some jumbo yum-yum she does dude it distracted anyway they did dude that's the first unsheathing of her titties it's a big moment in the movie damn she is [ __ ] hot dude all right now all right I've yes back to Dan night and I'm only doing it because people ask I preface this with I don't give a [ __ ] about that no I just look all I'm saying is God mad if I Matt if I look at titties everyone yeah no I get it hey I know it's a it's a pg-13 pretty [ __ ] saucy I don't understand how a 30 year old man good job you have a cup ramp

Channel: JoJoFine

Views: 224,699

Keywords: Cum Town, Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, Dan Nainan, Chapo Trap House, Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Matt Chrisman, Amber A'Lee Frost, Comedy, Comedian, Tesla, Marc Maron, WTF

Id: cAuPmbF0tbY

Length: 5min 13sec (313 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 08 2017

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