Crowder TAKES OVER Biden's 1st Press Conference! | Louder with Crowder

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have a soul it's like dueling with the immortals um so today we do have a promo code for you where you get twenty dollars off mug club uh promo code dimension dementia okay also use the hashtag by the way we're not insinuating anything no no it's to raise money for those who uh waste them watch mug who may have dementia it's an acronym yes and the promo the hashtag is a crowded biden stream we're going to be watching the the live uh i guess it's not really a town hall it's a press conference this shouldn't be an event it really shouldn't it should be it should be a common daily occurrence however it is not uh and uh we have a drinking game right we do have a drinking game so that you can watch along with us so when you see any of these words can you read them jeremy shut the arm yeah or seven shootings in seven days number three asked easy or leading question number four biden tells a blatant liar number five biden stutters and you hear this ding that means that it's time for you to get slashed and of course uh dave landau is a can yeah he doesn't drink no no i'm in recovery but this would even kill an alcoholic like me and my best friend good luck so be safe out there yes yes and by be safe we mean uh join my club blow out of the clutter.com club what can we expect today look this is what i think we can expect okay and then we're going to uh go through a couple of clips couple of montages and then we'll have a a long post show for you if you could bring up a cnn that lower third so people can see that they'll be watching it along with us post show will probably be longer than the press conference i expect it to be shorter the average press conference with donald trump was about an hour um i expect this to be half an hour to an hour i expect him to talk about uh migrants i expect him to of course talk about mass shootings and try and push h.r 127. and of course we expect him to uh obviously try and tout his victory with the pandemic despite the fact that 1.3 million vaccines were delivered under donald trump in january an average of one million a day uh what by the way we have gerald a quarterblack dave landau you can follow all of them what do you expect here today i i expect softball questions i expect him to kind of bounce back and forth and nobody to call him on any of this stuff right yeah i don't i don't think reporters are really doing their jobs very well right now we are seeing some start to ask pro fascinating insight captain but this that guy jean shalit who shaved his mustache and ate a bunch of cake who is that it seems to me that the chasm between biden and the population widens which is why we need a press conference and i don't know how to finish this rhyme because i'm about on par with bind intellectually it's old josh gad yes that's all scared from the future i predict to freeze too i predicted at one moment he's just gonna go yep well he's going to lose the train he mispronounced the first word which was tonight and he said to light but he said it's not just that he said well he thought he was coming to the light the light i think he was he was yes then they stabbed him with an epipen full of norepinephrine like sherlock holmes with watson's dog tonight tonight tonight yeah sucked him right back into reality someone gave me a kid i need to sniff it like a smelling sauce tonight breaks its neck um well you know what i want to get to a couple of quick clips just so you guys have some context okay here's the lie too jen sackey tried to say that this is actually uh he's done 40 q a's he's done 40 press conferences q a since the beginning of his presidency here's the clip that's a lie follow up on a different subject um you mentioned last week that the president is expected to give a formal press briefing um the press conference yes before the end of the month so you so that is a commitment before in the next few weeks we will see him and give him take questions and follow-ups and so forth yeah he he has done about about 40 q a's since he took office but in terms of a formal press conference which i understand there's a big focus on yes we will have one before because he's the president now what she is including by the way is every single time joe biden has interacted with the press including when he fell on them so just to be clear this is how they lie but the media just you saw that report from the washington post reporter telling people not to ask tough questions you guys can in the control room can bring that up i don't think we have it prepared um they're including interactions when they say 40 q a's this none there have been no press conferences she is including interactions uh like this montage thank you mr president for your confidence thank you thank you um now we're gonna get down to business here and uh and uh ron who am i turn this over to thank you very much mr president i think it's time for the president our friends in the press to leave them thank you and that was a double whammy because he was trying to say who am i turning over and look for an eight-year-old why is he only wearing one mask thank i see like a child who's proud that he jumped off the high dive did you see me i used the gift of sight come on i'm such a loser after all it's not one of those mall stores it looks like it's ran by terrorists thank you thank you thank you for the purple suit story yes i'm excited to take questions or classy with two eyes oh yeah and a glitter dress yeah so so even the examples that they use they don't trust him that was riveting uh at all and then we got two is the thing that you guys just added really quickly so the pr team because we're running a little late today and like i said we will have a long post show so we're playing the drinking game the promo code is dementia not implying anything crowder bidenstream if you watch this on social we'll try and just sort of dip in and out because we know that you want to watch this and this is the only way to make it palatable but we also want to provide some insight and then live fact checking afterward um biden's pr team this is overlay d they uh released an article at cnn that's also just think about that biden's pr team at cnn releasing okay okay saying that biden has been getting ready for days to face the white house press corps as he has before in other major public appearances nope biden has taken home briefings but uh home briefing books containing policy questions and framing for potential answers bidens three ring binders or typically or by the way uh romney's were full of women yeah binding three-ring binders are typically organized by topic with tabs separating anyway the whole point is they're trying to say he's prepared and actually i wanted to hit this before because it's a nice trafficking yes we just want to point that out we have an exclusive actually ladder with crowder exclusive footage of his preparation for these [Music] okay [Music] i i had not seen that [Laughter] 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yeah which means nothing no yeah most of the jokes like helps your posture and it's comfy yeah it's comfortable that's because we fit in a scoliosis rack oh thank you we're used to wearing this from detroit anyway yes that's right i tend to go this is how i go grocery shopping if i go to live taste dave and then especially we can't joke about grocery stores anymore no that's true i'm sorry son of a i don't want to get fight a lot i've got a lawsuit with facebook who's in detroit what is that what else twitter youtube and now publix no there's no public scenario in hell dave landon no no there's kroger oh yeah yes there's kroger super foods and keep in mind too with what do you expect tonight and i know i know you're more you know you just want to hit joe but what do you really expect of biden i think he'll his pants yeah we may not know it but i think he's going to be wearing at least two masks and two diapers you have to watch for the facial expressions yeah yeah he definitely is gonna like he'll at least shart yeah to the point that he'll be thinking about it yeah he'll be like does that go did that go all the way yeah it'll be at the front of his mind and he i expect him to sort of always he always tries to act flippant when he has no leg to stand on you know oh come on look this is you know what we're going to do okay we can't we got to be careful okay look come on come on people say that please that's what he's going to do yeah you're going to try and act as though uh there hasn't there haven't been mass shootings uh that there isn't a migrant border crisis surge right and a lot of people might be asking look why is he uh so well oh oh wait did we already do this the uh montage a yeah yeah yeah we did okay here's something else that i wanted to say before we get he's already running late by the way two minutes later that's a shock it's supposed to be at 12 15. so he hasn't done any press conferences this is unheard of for a president nothing even close to one by the way no nothing even close not a legit q a the time where he even thought he's like that did you ever see the last emperor yes syrian candidate uh with peter o'toole where when he wants to actually take some actions as emperor they're like no that's him he's like oh i'll take some questions and they just usher them out and put them in the stocks that's pretty much what's been happening like he thinks that he can do more than they know he can't yeah and so why do we think he's been so reclusive and not actually been communicating directly with the people maybe because of the interactions that he has had uh in the past they've been like this i think that's a montage b no you think i'm kidding it's almost not there now but anyway his leg goes floppy there which worries me honestly no joke it seems like it could be a stroke or a broken ankle now when president harris and i took a virtual tour of a vaccination center in arizona not long ago a lot of people don't know how to register not everybody in the community in the hispanic and the african-american community particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts know how to use know how to get online like he's still figuring it out by the way he was talking about i love what he said uh african-americans and hispanics and then just tried to cover his aspect in uh rural communities wi-fi yeah he had to come back and he's like and in domestic interest come on man they don't they don't urban they don't the thing they don't all have iphones some of them they're still using sidekicks your name's cardi b people call me joby we could be related yeah i like your talk if you're going down on things and you know and you know the thing is uh it was disturbing for a long time because uh you know i spent hours today you know i'm not sure i couldn't find cartier i couldn't there's no cartier there's cardio the doctor says if i do it i will certainly perish [Laughter] he's the kind of guy you can't leave the bug zapper on the porch because he's gonna find him there the next day stuck he feels like it would he'd just be a grandparent calling from florida right and then you would hang up and go he's not doing well [Laughter] we need to go visit honey he doesn't have much time probably wouldn't even have to respond it'd be like your wife goes hey how's how's grandpapp doing and you would just look yeah really no how many push-ups you want to do here pal [Laughter] well i'm interested to see what he does when he comes out right when you do these press conferences you try to lead off breaking news yeah and kind of control the trajectory of the questions and everything else and i i wonder if it's going to be we're going up to 200 million vaccines instead of 100 million and because we'd already almost gotten that from the previous guy i mean he might actually say something like that on accident and we have one ready i think we'll probably have to show it after uh the press conference because um gosh for crying out loud it's 20 it's he's five minutes late he's five minutes late he's still not there that by the way is perfectly analogous to uh uh uh joe biden's presidency it's like the cr the empty crutch by a fire with tiny tim well they're probably just making sure he says the right thing like when they bring up 200 million shots they're like so we're not talking about chicago right right now he's right now the problem is they're having to they're having to talk him down because he's really concerned about the speak and spell he's talking to me it knows my name they're showing him the judge reinhold fred savage scene from vice versa to explain how he's got to answer the questions he's repeat them when they come into your ear right now salute the marines right now he's looking in the oval office closet door for howie mandel he's lost trying to find it where's the power glove um what it looks we have the montage after this uh to compare the energy of donald trump's uh press conferences versus what we will see from joe biden also to see how the media um would jump on him look i always say you have to go into it with eyes wide open and so when conservatives would just complain about the media being biased i always appreciated that uh donald trump knew it and he went on the attack ron desantis is probably the only other person who i can think of who does it as effectively and conversely joe biden knows that he has a friendly audience with the media he knows they're not going to they're not going to call him to the mat on the vaccines they're not going to call him to the mat on the on on the border crisis right now and what we need to keep in mind too with the border crisis because it is a crisis is they will say well look at how many people uh came to the border under trump yet that's not the number that matters the number that matters is how many illegal immigrants successfully made it to the border and were released uh to the interior of the united states i think i have that number here uh which page is it there gerald can you tell me the uh the border stuff we're talking page eight page eight yeah cause this is something i heard that they were saying uh in an interview well actually uh 72 percent of these migrants are turned away and i don't have nails so i wish i wish i were a broad it makes it tough oh i wish i had a vagina but i guess i what i really don't get is for four years we watched every single reporter try to have a gotcha moment right and that's why i'm wondering why doesn't it happen now wouldn't at least one person try yeah oh okay here we go i got a couple of numbers for you uh because this is a border crisis right they went all in on trump with kids and cages which were pictures from barack obama so uh biden broke the record for most unaccompanied minors right in custody 3 200. okay so that's one that's significant we have that from cnn yeah um the total number of migrant children in custody right now is over 16 000. only this is something i guess we can show this clip really quickly since he's probably busy doing paperwork and by that wiping he's stuck with single fly double mask single ply i don't like and they don't see the iron he's stuck in the drapes back there if it's a short clip she claimed that the majority of immigrant families were actually being turned away the vast majority of people who come to the border are turned away uh adults families single uh people who are coming to the border are turned away right so here's a number that i have for you actually it's 13 of families are being turned away what only 25 illegal immigrants were given humanitarian release into the united states and into the interior in october november and december and 2020 combined do you know what it what it's been now two months into biden's presidency so this is the number that matters not how many are at the border how many migrants are you know knocking to get in because if we tell them not by the hair of my chinny chin chin which also biden can't grow despite being 95. it doesn't matter it's irrelevant do you know how many have been released into the interior of the united states just in 2021 how many uh 10 000. what 10 1 25 to 10 i say for every family that gets in we send in a senator yeah we just throw our trash back over the fence oh just people just like hey listen we appreciate that you sent jorge and taco and in exchange barney frank yeah please enjoy his tits the cartel's like no don't go we don't want that don't go be careful hey bonnie frank gonna invite you in his basement only he's not a basement he's lacking above ground pool only he does weird things he's not beautiful in mexico so he showed up he showed up now everybody's growing this it's like it's contagious and strange that's a good thing that's really or something we have fema at the border right now i expect him to talk about gun control because and i expect him to take credit by the way for the assault weapons ban oh oh sure why did the assault i did the assault weapons ban we can do it again which is an incredible thing to brag about considering that it did nothing right yeah um as a matter of fact oh wait hold on a second let's turn up the volume i think it's going out former vice president joe biden it is crowder biden stream promo code is dementia hold on he's gonna say that he's not coming out let's bring up the volume does there need to be more of an effort there to get church leaders community leaders and others to to get the shot and set a leadership role absolutely absolutely i have these conversations with people everywhere did you see that and the way they didn't cover what that guy just said tell me can anyone send me a message and by the way will be taking your chat on top mug club afterwards can does anyone know what does anyone have the raw feed what did he just say cnn clearly didn't want him right over it to set to to so weird to be heard he probably came out and said uh we apologize joe biden pooped we're trying to clean it up right now it's the whole process i'm telling i really do feel like this is a guy who's being ushered from room to room who has no idea what's going on yeah yeah genuinely yeah genuinely i i you know what here's what's so sad about joe biden is he doesn't have anyone in his life who cares about him his kids while they're doing crack off their nieces hip bones are just using him for their deals their money you appreciate that there's no question you know it can't be done off the breast which common misconception you need if you need a firm surface i think he burns them with the crack pipe like rick james yes or the founder of kwanzaa what was his name his name was like something like fred willard and then he changed it to like and it was just like no you just burned it with a soldering iron crack pipes no that's not his real name that's a crap oh sorry ronald mckinley what is his name ron ronald mckinley everett it's a lot different ron mckinley everett yeah ron everett ron everett sounds like a scientologist he does he's the founder of kwanzaa so yes but his family his fam his family he's surrounded by by clint you know his wife is his wife's a climber yeah and his kids couldn't care less because they just want to get some deals that they've never actually earned themselves and so no one is saying look dan you know what this this isn't this isn't good they're not taking care of the guy and you know i will say this former vice president joe biden i don't agree with him on much he doesn't know what he believes truth be told if you were to tell him about the whole trans and sports thing 10 years ago he probably would have laughed you out of the room he probably would have said that it's a straw man a slippery slope intellectual fallacy and that's what so said he doesn't know what he believes he figures this is one of the one of the boxes that he wanted to tick and so he's finally oh okay all right here he comes here comes the former vice president in which we covered his gaffes well never mind here he is let's listen to him the 46th president of the united states joseph robinette biden i want to give you a progress report to the nation on uh on where we stand 65 days into office here on vaccinations and a few other top priorities for the american people first on vaccinations on december 8th i indicated that i hope to get 100 million shots in people's arms in my first 100 days drank that goal last night 42 days ahead of schedule now today i'm setting the second goal and that is we will by my 100th day in office have administered 200 million shots in people's arms that's right 200 million shots in 100 days i know it's ambitious twice our original goal but no other country in the world has even come close not even close to what we were doing so that's dangerously close to nationalism they're dead today we made a historic investment in reaching the hardest hit and the most vulnerable communities the highest risk communities as a consequence of the virus breaking rules by investing in additional people 10 years younger than you and being able to reach them high risk i also set a goal before i took office of getting a majority of schools in k through 8 fully open in the first 100 days now thanks to the enormous amount of work done by our administration educators parents local state education officials and leaders recent department of education survey shows that do you mean that you didn't want to go back to work k through 8 schools are open now full-time five days a week for in-person learning not yet a majority but we're really close and i believe in the 35 days left to go we'll meet that goal as well yeah because you made sure that no schools were allowed but now you're like have gone into people's bank accounts that's real money in people's pockets bringing relief instantly it's been coming out of our pockets yeah and millions more will be getting their money it's our money yeah thanks for giving a final note by the way he does he's not allowed to have pockets they sew them shut just in case he loses his meds to see new signs constantly looking for his werther's originals since it was passed a majority a majority of economic forecasters have significantly increased their projections on the economic growth that's going to take place this year they're now projecting it will exceed six percent a six percent growth in gdp just this morning no of course not of course yeah when you try to shut down the economy to win an election yeah and then you say okay you can uh open back up now because herd immunity is one hell of a thing i guess you can take credit it's the first time also six percent growth after crippling everything isn't really impressive it's like six percent yeah that's very little so there are still too many americans out of work too many families they still have a lot of work to do but i can say to you the american people help is here and hope is on the way could you imagine joe biden he was your paramedic hey question relax help is here you like get away yeah don't worry there's no associated problems am i going to die huh shut up man thank you mr president you mentioned your progress on kobe 19 i'd like to ask you about some of the other issues chasing your presidency one of the defining challenges you face in the coming months is how to deliver on your promise to americans on issues like immigration reform gun control voting rights climate change all of those right now are facing stiff united opposition from republicans on capitol hill how far are you willing to go to achieve those promises that you made to the american it was a fairly basic simple proposition oh good and that is i got elected to solve problems and the most urgent problem facing the american people i stated from the outset was coveted 19 and the economic displacement [Laughter] very complicated for my foot doctor from immigration you mean podiatrist you're a pediatrician why are you here i want a sticker long-term problems they've been around a long time i got a ball and it hits one ball bounces and does it for hours is or guns or a number of other problems that face the country but the fundamental problem guns are not a problem the immigration is you some peace of mind so they can go to bed at night and not stare at the ceiling wondering whether they lost their health insurance better not staring at them that softball question seemed like it was kind of fed to him because when we were doing research before the show um the cnn article it was so vague from the state of bipartisanship to the future like this is one of the things that they were saying would come up that's all the guys said yeah yeah it's totally fed to them to determine whether or not we want to work together or their decide that the way in which they want to proceed is to uh is to uh just a vein coming in divide the country never going to continue it's all about unity yeah so let's work together if you can't make progress on those four challenges climate change immigration reform gun control voting rights well i plan on making progress on all of them but you mean making progress like what is gas gas prices are up 38 40 huge the last time they were this high was under barack obama it's no it's not the texas freeze because i was in arizona recently it's over five dollars in california he's made some progress because he's already made the the oil market is largely determined and it's unpredictable but by speculators of course and they know that this guy is a guy who will make uh make access to our own reserves much more difficult so gas prices have gone up immediately keystone immediately uh immigration immediately record numbers of people being released so you know what from syria syria okay how about yamiche guys just so he's got a list he's trying to not listen to the president he said over and over again that immigrants shouldn't come to this country right now this isn't the time to come that message is not being received instead the perception of you that got you elected as a moral decent man is oh my god this is the president but god elected the elected you're the moral decent man really resolved real attention this is a guy who had to who had to exit the 19th was it 1988 presidential race in disgrace yep and is there a time racial jungle we won't be seeing these overcrowded facilities with run by cpb when it comes to unaccompanied minors well look i guess i should be flattered people are coming because i'm the nice guy that's the reason why it's happening what yeah only you don't have to deal with it it's the american public who has to deal with it not only in the form of job loss not only in the form of of of of obviously uh feeling as though their states are no longer secure but they're actually getting attacked if you look at the likelihood of an illegal immigrant that's a stat they always throw out oh legal immigrants cause crime commit fewer crimes of course it's their legal immigrants because they're on the books that can be deported illegal immigrants commit crime at a much much higher rate 10 000 in the year of 2021 released to the interior of the united states it's not because you're a nice guy it's because you're a of january february march that happens every year in addition to that there is a and nobody and by the way does anybody see so the surge is seasonal 31 increase under trump because he hey it's like a farm to table menu with the thing that's not the reason do they still make surge increase under trump can we fact check that there's 332 under under donald trump if he means there was a 31 increase at one point in time of people trying to get to the border sure there was not a 31 increase in people released in the united states the number that matters is people that's why a wall is important people try to come to the country are they turned away or are they granted access until their court date again the number that we have 25 released in the united states in october november december of 2020 10 000 in 2021 i'm not sure what percentages are for that but it's got to be more than 37 gotta be more dismantle all the elements that exist to deal with what had been a problem and what and has been continued to be a problem for a long time well the president of mexico shut down the uh the number of beds available he did not fund hhs to get people to get the children out of those those border patrol facilities where they should not be and not supposed to be more than by the way this is why this is why there's a record just to be clear this is the problem that they create when they say they didn't get the beds and because the point is we shouldn't have policies that encourage unaccompanied minors by the way sex trafficking used to matter to people that's why we have a record number of unaccompanied minors we have 3 200 in 2019 compared to 2 600 under trump and that was a big year last year why because now they're going oh wait a second oh wait a second if the kids just don't have an adult then they can go and then they can send this green card okay by jorge that's what happens they're sending on do you have any idea how dangerous that is you give you creating more hotel rooms for unaccompanied miners giving them space blankets and dehydrated ice cream is not fixing the problem it's just encouraging families to send more children without any kind of adults to the border yeah that's horrible the families that are coming out now with mexico their willingness to take more of those families back but we that that's what's happening they're not getting across the border and those who are coming across the border as they are so i would argue is his cab moving rapidly to try to put vice president cabinet that was separating the children from the parents which then led to this that's why he's using more cages has to get his money's worth right 16 or 17 years old we're not talking about people ripping babies from mother's arms or little three-year-olds standing on the border less than i think it's one and a half percent fall in the category of the very young so what we're doing very providing space again to be able to play cambrian he may have sniffed very young just before he walked out he knows it very well smells very young i went to for example i used all the resources available to me went to the defense department and and the secretary of defense has just made available fort bliss 5 000 beds do you think he has to wind his teeth before he talks 5 000 beds in the texas you think if you throw him off a high-story building he has a little pouch that goes [Laughter] yes you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you uh i would it's gonna take figuratively by the way do you see something do you notice a trend do you notice a trend he's talking about giving stuff to people who are trying to get into this country illegally he's not talking about policies that'll actually stop the flow of illegal immigration which is bad for who who's it's bad for americans natural-born americans it's bad for legal immigrants and it's bad for the illegal immigrants themselves because then they can be abused then they can effectively be indentured servants right when it comes well they are oh hold on she's asking there's immigration is a big issue of course with when it relates but there's also republicans who are passing bill after bill trying to restrict voting rights chuck schumer is calling it an exercise a threat to democracy why not back a filibuster rule that at least gets listen if you guys are drinking at the leading questions we're gonna die switch to uh water switch to natty light you know very well um has that the idea of a filibuster rule when it comes to civil rights and voting rights don't conflate that too don't conflate that to civil rights and voting rights look civil we're talking about people not having the right to vote that's very different from saying hey we just want to make sure that we know who you are voting you have an id it's what they are let me go through this where's the the okay here's what they want here's what their bill is really quickly so i'm i'm really pissed at this okay their bill hr one and by the way liable to confuse hr127 is the crazy absolute bat crazy gun bill this is hr1 we have all the sources available at ladder credit.com by the way allows same day and automatic registration expands early voting prohibits voter id prohibits signature requirement mandates no excuse absentee voting one absentee ballot application for all future elections what could go wrong there uh forces states to accept mail-ins up to 10 days after the election day allow 16-year-olds to register to vote or as joe biden refers to them his romantic interests mandates districts redrawn by unelected bureaucrats limits the ability to clean up voter rolls and makes dc estate what do republicans want voter id and if you're voting mail-in that you have a reason for it that's about it you want to if you're saying that's racist you're a racist literally weeks and weeks and maybe even months before anybody pick up the phone and call to see if they're really working yes well we've set up a system now where within 24 hours there's a phone call made as that person that child crosses the border and then a verification system being put in place as as of today to determine quickly whether or not that is a trafficker being called or that is actually a mom a dad and or a close relative they're establishing that right off the bat if it in fact is mom or dad dad says to take the extreme case i got a birth certificate then guess what we're getting that kid you know what this is this is complicating a problem we have a child and he's not answering the voting rights by the way a trafficker can never pretend to be a dad right it's like hey hey is this uh is this pico's father he flips through the script uh yes yes good enough for me by the way your son smells lovely click yeah here's the issue here yeah kim's never said i'm her dad if they're actually being sent by parents yeah across the border health and human services they can be sent back to their parents yeah you don't need to have some caller id and a mission impossible voice recognition software it's oh well your mom and dad have some splaining to do why don't you take yourself right on back and that will discourage parents from being shitty guardians and sending kids across the border i'm sorry it is not empathy when you remove law and order from the books it enables cruelty it always does let's listen to this guy because i just i'm sorry i don't want you to get caught up in the velocity i don't know none of this is aimed at why i have this vest it's very nice they told me it was for knives and if you went a little mad yeah it used to be required for the filibuster and i i had a card horizontal like monte cristo on the wall that it used to be that uh that was from between 1917 and 1971 the filibuster existed do it there are a total of 58 motions to break a filibuster by the way hey have the team bring this up afterwards um keep in mind that they tried to ram i don't remember if it was the public option or obamacare through with filibuster okay taking over a fifth of the economy with filibuster i don't remember if that's what they did or they just did something oh that's right they tried to use it through reconciliation well then there were two because there was a filibuster that there was sorry there was a filibuster but there was something there was some other you're right yeah i reckon there was something else though that they did something with something with obamacare it could have been an addendum to it or an earmark i don't remember exactly there was a filibuster the point is they used it like crazy they used it like crazy when they've had control what i like about the obamacare is how all my liberal friends were furious they had to pay for the insurance yeah and now they're championing this guy and getting mad at me where it's like didn't you scream at me for a while my whole thing was i thought the uh pre-existing conditions may have gone a little too far because i have the you know that i think the insurance companies were screwing people over for that they were just angry that they had to pay 60 dollars that's fine oh i'm surprised it was that low well it depends where you were at so that the vice president 51 votes without her and so i'm going to say something outrageous i have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the united states senate what so the best way to get something done i mean if you don't look at my track record i've been pretty good anyway oh he couldn't finish this anyway drink drink he's getting tired and if we have to if there's complete lockdown and chaos as a consequence of the filibuster then we'll have to go beyond what i'm talking about what are you talking are you talking about um hang on uh lost his train of thought by the way getting rid of the philippines wow yeah that's a good point look little kim did he just call local hello thank you mr president um to follow up on being abused in a gigantic way don't you love how everyone has been a minority on the legislation well they have to what was the question with 51. we were talking about ending the filibuster still you're going to have to the existing rule uh it's going to be hard to get a parliamentary ruling that allows 50 votes to end the filibuster the existence of a filibuster um but um it's possible the expertise and what the parliamentary rules on how to get there are but you've been in the senate forever your expertise is claiming credit for bills where you didn't even vote and now we're talking about what we're going to do about the filibuster and the what uh-huh did he just lose his trip he lost it again that's three times in a row drank filibuster especially by the way i'm gonna die the filibuster is there to make sure somebody can't just ram through their own policies against the will of the american people it is there to make sure on controversial issues you have to get 60 votes listed the reasons that people are coming uh talking about in-country problems saying that it happens every year you blame the last administration sir i just got back last night from a recording trip to the border where i met nine-year-old jose who walked here from honduras along with another little boy he had that on him and we were able to call his family his mother says that she sent her son to this country because she believes that you are not deporting unaccompanied that's why she sent him a loan from honduras so sir you blamed the last administration but is your messaging and saying that these children are and will be allowed to stay in this country and work their way through this process encouraging families like jose's to come first decent question yes yeah the idea that wow wow which i would never do unaccompanied can you put down the crack pipe for long enough to help your dad get your daddy good piece of seriously i feel bad for the guy i really do except trump i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it that's why i've asked the vice president united states yesterday to be the lead person on dealing with focusing on the fundamental reasons why people leave honduras guatemala and el salvador in the first place because they're countries it's because of earthquakes floods yeah people are leaving el salvador if i'm not mistaken it's el salvador has the highest murder rate in the world not industrialized world because that's a lofty goal for them it's in the world period and i think honduras is right up there yeah mexico is pretty high i think mexico city might be the worst city but i'm pretty sure it's el salvador is the country with the highest murder rate and uh they have 401k kidnapping over there and you believe it's because people get a little dewy it's the floods okay yeah i tend to walk a couple of thousand miles because of the flood too yeah yeah well they've wanted to see a white christmas that's why they come to the u.s tired of it being so high also i want to come here to see your statue of liberty to meet your being crosby and also to not be raped for days on end without mercy instead of us going down and helping i hear you let the prisoners out for some reason because they have a cold they have to come out really sustenance el salvador wow sometimes i amaze myself in our administration we're going to be spending that just english for the salvador's here just so you know the life and circumstances of why people leave in the first place people will be confused the other worst country ever on the kitchen table oh you're looking for salvador biggie yeah uh there's no more we killed him we are now el only salvador yeah would you by the way why would you let a nine-year-old walk through honduras on top of it what a crafty nine-year-old i mean maybe we could use him in the states get all the way here by himself send over again uh so we can do something about that that's the vice president's going to be doing what i did when president obama asked me to come and deal i was in i was in uh turkey at the time he said you got to come home and take care of this so we put together a plan it had an impact and so the question here is whether how we go ahead and do this what we do there's no easy answer no specifics by the way none nothing follows if i may comment want to see these unaccompanied minors staying in this ch this country or should they be deported eventually well the judgment has to be made whether or not and in this young man's case he has a mom at home there's a overwhelming reason why he'd be putting a plane and flown back to his mom cancel free travel huh follow sir you mentioned uh circles because you have spirit points customs and border protection facility in donna texas i was there is that 1556 capacity right now with mostly unaccompanied minors there are kids that are sleeping on floors they are packed into these pods i've spoken to lawyers who say that why don't you just put them in all the hospitals they already have kobe and those are empty right now none of cartels to snake island that's why it's an egg per square meter of those kids nightmares that's why what's quickly being opened up that's why i've been working from the moment this started to happen to try to find additional access for children to be able to safely not just children but particularly children to be able to safely be housed while we follow through on the rest of what's happening that is totally unacceptable the the most humane thing to do would be put them on a bus or a plane immediately back like the revolving door and elf they shouldn't be sitting there for more than half a day yeah it should be oh no you're not this sorry you're not a citizen by all of troops from that country as a candidate in foreign affairs you wrote that it is past time to end these forever wars can you commit to the american people that by may 2nd the u.s will no longer have forces in afghanistan no the answer is that didn't he bomb syria within like two days remember there was that peace in the middle east thing yeah remind me remind me write it down i have a story about an iraqi uh cab driver uh uber driver okay on the way back from the airport it's a shocking statistic as to how many middle eastern uh american uh middle whatever people from iraq and the united states support donald trump and because of the peace that they had for four years every uber driver i had in new york was probably middle eastern and many were from iraq and told me that yeah and they're really fired about what's going on all of them yes and i said with our allies and partners and how to proceed and secretary blinken as meeting in brussels this week with our nato allies you just say able to particularly those who have forces there and general austin is just met with kyani and i'm waiting for the briefing on that he is the the uh call my nerves there's a un-led process that's beginning uh shortly on how to mechanically get people how to end this war but it is not my intention to stay there for a long time but the question is how and in what circumstances do we meet that agreement that was made by president trump to leave under a deal that looks like it's not being able to be worked out to begin with how how's that done but we are not staying a long time by the way how was it three peace deals with israel under donald trump yeah three how many deals are impressive assault weapons deal you've done no deals yeah you don't even know how to coupon shop for a deal i guarantee you by the way if donald trump was still president they would be out by may 2nd he sets those deadlines and says we're gone well you you forgot biden did the deal between pfizer and merc right yeah that's true that's true which actually isn't true trump did that but joe joe biden couldn't find a deal if you gave him a shop and save a ten percent off bed bath and beyond coupon and a map to allow he couldn't find a deal of big lots and they got lots full msrp for something you didn't even want plan very shortly is underway to let you have access 2021 f-150 with orlando roof be able to have access to the facilities we've obviously been allowed to be inside one but we haven't seen the facilities in which children are packed together to really give the american people a chance to see that will you commit to transparency on this i will commit to transparency and as soon as i am in a position to be able to implement what we're doing right now right after we get the kids out of there one of the reasons i haven't gone down i have always mine once it looks pretty good i'll show you look look the thing is we have one you've been in the one room the other secret service have you ever seen blazing saddles we're gonna the town it's a it's cardboard that's not real access to everything once we get to now access now to be clear that's freedom of the press i've noticed that the reporters that appear to be uh possibly hispanic i want to say possibly seem a little bit more passionate than the others [Music] did you move too quickly to roll back some of the executive orders of your presence ten thousand reasons as to why yes all the policies are underway we're going to police the seas did not slice immigration and there's many people coming and rolling back the policies of separating children from their from their mothers to make no apology those were policies under your vice presidency mexico sitting on the edge of the rio grande and a muddy circumstance with not enough to eat i make no apologies for that i make no apologies for ending programs that did not get a reference to the john wayne moving forward hey do you make uh do you make any apologies to the record number of women who've been raped and people who've been killed on the southern border in towns like el paso do you make a pilot do you make apologies to them how about them i don't think he's gonna apologize for his son so i make no apologies for that i want to ask you about foreign policy mr president overnight we learned that north korea did you see that cause she's asking follow-ups she's not supposed to what if any actions will you take and what is your red line on north korea so someone take that bitch's lanyard let me say that uh number one uh you weren't supposed to resolution 1718 was violated by those particular missiles that were tested oh what are you going to do about it we're consulting with our allies and partners and there will be uh responses if they choose to escalate like um we will respond accordingly mm-hmm but i'm also prepared that's a far cry from fire and fury like they've never seen everyone said that donald trump was too cozy with kim jong-un yeah because he actually crossed over that border right into south uh into north korea for the first time and met with him and he went there to make a deal and when kim jong-un did not meet the deal donald trump came back called him little rocket man and said if he does anything he will be met with fire and fury like he's never seen guess what no more tests you have nothing and all of a sudden now it's kind of popping back they're doing tests president trump she's asking north korea was the top i'd be more vocal i'm just so scared is that how you assess the crisis in north korea yes [Laughter] by the way i think you just agreed with trump yeah pretty much that was not a one-word question oh no you know we'll do some stuff and when we do the stuff the stuff will happen it'll happen yeah i got it let me hear the questions guys across the country are working to pass bills that would restrict voting particularly democrats impacting minority people of age elected in november are you worried that if you don't manage to pass voting rights legislation that your party is going to lose seats and possibly lose control of the house and the senate in 2022. what i'm worried about is how unamerican this whole initiative is well correct it's sick it's sick everyone hold on in some states that you cannot bring water to people standing in line waiting to vote deciding that you're going to end voting at five o'clock when working people are just getting off work deciding that there will be no absentee ballots under the most rigid circumstances not true it's all designed and i'm going to spend my time doing three things one trying to figure out how to pass the legislation contracts number one number two educating the american public the republican voters i know find this despicable republican voters the folks out in the outside this white house i'm not talking about the the elected officials i'm talking about voters vote to vote for the elected officials and so i'm convinced that we'll be able to stop this because it is the most pernicious thing this makes jim crow look like jim eagle i mean this is gigantic what they're trying to do and it cannot be that a reference to something that's swinging into 20 of my power along with my friends in the house in the senate waiting from uh from becoming hit number three is there anything else what did i tell you call me nostradamus i told him he had three things to remember he forgot one and number two was all a lie and a reference to i assume a quarterback to the age of when that had leather hello i don't know an eagle is bigger than a crow oh jim eagle huh makes it look like jim dodo bird it's jim paterada johnny flamingo huh flamingo kid you know matt dylan you know what i'm talking about wow joey blue jays you know they want 16 year old let's let's do this math okay really quickly before we go to this 10 000 people 10 000 people illegal immigrants released into the united states right in 2021 10 000 people and they want no voter id and they want 16 he just said the majority of them aren't three they're 16. well guess what their bill 16 year olds registered to vote with no necessary identification do that math how many states border states were within ten that's only in two months in a year you know it'll be what 20 40 100 000 arizona nevada these were within 10 to 20 000 votes yeah it was very close all of them under the name jim eagle yeah we should have seen it i could only beat so many gym eagles i would expect such a big but this might be the dumbest thing i've ever seen the lid gets blown off because one like no why'd you why'd you write bob hawk i don't know we all agreed he's one bird of prey but i got the hawkeye oh no you don't you have glaucoma hey what about a falcon don't stop with your again but i train them and so doing just helmets did you write the jacob a peacock so far left well then you ought to take a look at his party over 50 percent of them must be over that edge as well because they support what i did uh right now he's holding up the size of jim eagle's package yeah where am i here i plan to be alive in 2024 yes that is correct that's the plan yeah thank you very much i've been working on stairs for you but first i'd like to follow up on a question from yamiche and that's on the phone that counts as a question but go ahead okay i'll make it quick no no you can't let me smell your hair i'll let you go guarding the filibuster at john lewis's funeral president barack obama said he believed the filibuster was a relic of the jim crow era do you agree yes if not why not abolish it if it's a relic of the jim crow era did you hear my joke about jim eagle i referenced that successful electoral politics is the art of the possible let's figure out how we can get this done and move in the direction now come over here you jacketed flamenco verbal essence is beautiful i like that those buttons are placed on your nips reminds me of party frank an extreme way in the we sent him to el salvador i haven't seen him in a while pink on the outside prank on these oh eliminating the filibuster is that correct i'm doing it as him yeah yeah i can answer your question what you also just made some news by saying that you are going to run for re-election i said that is my expectation could be this is that a yes running for re-election look i i don't know where you guys come from man i've never been able to travel i'm a great perspective i've never been able to plan four and a half three and a half years ahead for certain oh and you're ready to go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah and he basically told her i can't answer this question because there's such a thing as actuary tables right i can't be expected to plan ahead come on i'm the president yeah oh come on why would a president run for two terms that's great it'll be a republican party do you i know you don't have to answer my question but are you getting spicy with me uh turtle shell nipple girl the way i view things i become a great respecter of fate in my life i set a goal of this in front of me to get things done for the people i care most about which are hard hard-working decent american people are getting really having it stuck to them yeah stuck to them by wages being driven down through illegal immigration stuck to them by having their businesses shut down and not being able to work stuck to them by not being able to put their kids back into school stuck to them because they have a horrible economy they have an immigration problem like they've never seen and by the way you want to take their guns away and you don't give any press conferences because you don't see the american people fit to uh communicate with you so and being attacked on the street because you've convinced them if they don't wear a face garb that they're somehow killing you right do you hear them complain when they passed close to two trillion dollar trump tax cut 83 percent going to the top one percent that helped the economy by the way it didn't it didn't go to the top one yeah again that's just you're just talking about total numbers vast majority just to be clear we have this too someone can bring it up the vast majority of people under donald trump with those tax cuts pay less yeah now look if you're here's the thing if you make a billion dollars and you're paying slightly less of a percentage of a billion dollars telling me but you're making americans 70 000 and you're paying you're still both paying less in taxes this is the problem with the left it's not that it's dishonest although that is also a problem it's that it preys on humanity's worst vices and evils jealousy greed fat pride gluttony right on unearned unearned uh accolades and awards illegal immigration this is the or maternity flight suits or lowering pt standards at uh at uh to join our armed forces i just had a biden moment right there the issue here is let's continue with what he's i'm sorry i've been talking for too long dignity honor honesty transparency to the american political system two how about letting them see the first backbone of this country once they get them middle class hard-working people and people struggling in the middle class they built america and unions built them no you hey how about this this is that's that's a regurgitation of the guy who you know obviously he he does his cup check for him barack obama and he said you didn't build that again he's pandering to people who think oh i can't do anything without a union by the way who are who 99 if i'm a member of the seiu or electrical union or teachers union 99 of our donations go to democrats i can't do anything without a union what about the small business owners what about the right to work stage which by the way is an increasing trend you want just like barack obama told business owners you didn't build that because through your tax dollars we incredibly efficiently might i add built roads for you so technically you should thank the government and right now he's saying technically you can't make it on your own it's not your own merit at least not the system that i want in place so thank a union average americans the average american saw a salary increase an increase of earnings the average wage went up by 5 000 in three years we can factor that bring it up later on under donald trump under eight years of obama 1 000. and he started with a terrible he started down of course and just had nowhere to go but up and only got a thousand appropriate he cares about everyone but the american middle class who aren't beholden to unions he cares about illegal immigrants he cares about voting bases uh and purchasing votes he cares about union money he cares about big banks so he wants to lock out people trading game stop he doesn't care about the average american he doesn't he couldn't care less he wants to cut your wages you've seen the growth under donald trump he wants to increase your taxes and he wants to make sure that you have to compete for jobs in a labor pool with unskilled uh immigrants who didn't even have to sign the guest book oh and by the way they can vote as young as 16. looking out for you when he can finish a sentence sorry let me hear this double mascot uh international payment systems oh look uh [Music] it's the best you could look today sir legitimate questions but the only i couldn't hear them through the two masks and pube beard yeah a smidgen of what the relationship with china really is about i've known xi jinping for a long time allegedly by the time i left office as vice president i had spent more time with xi jinping than any world leader had because president obama and the chinese president who decided we should get to know one another and he's on first it's inappropriate for the president united states to spend time with the vice president of another country but it was obvious he was going to become the new leader of china and how that worked out for the american worker how did that work out for the american worker with that cozy relationship with taina on the trans-pacific partnership worked out well for him got some good business deals out yeah of course yeah straightforward i mean hunter biden i'm a hunt hunter well yes he's more of an opium guy yes smart guy he's one of the guys fairness is for his legs that break when he walks upstairs no no one talked about a stutter these are inabilities to find his thoughts as well as mine listening we had a two hour the problem with everything since it becomes corrupt even the same with unions and that's the sad thing i think that they started in a very a very noble thing right and the industrial revolution where this was you know we went from library in society to now we did have classes and they said okay we need to make sure that people aren't working seven days a week and a factory where they lose an arm on a conveyor belt oh yeah well they're like your kid who's sorry this was 12. you're filling a meat grinder right what are you saying yeah yeah here you go why does this have a young man's nail in it it's fine eat it but then jimmy hoffa was like hey let's loan all this money i don't know where he is this is to you in order to compete effectively i indicated that my step grandfather who was mayor of bloomfield township saw him at the uh whatever it was the fox whatever yeah the restaurant is still there he was there that day really yeah when he saw jimmy office oh wow sorry let's go i think he was incinerated in into metal for cars that's what he's doing in fort knox do you think guys stop getting off track we have to listen to uh former vice president sorry i got bored you know back in the 60s we used to invest a little over two percent of our entire entire gdp in pure research and investment in science today it's 0.7 percent i'm going to change that we're going to change that the future lies and who can in fact own the future as it relates to technology quantum computing a whole range of things including the medical fields and so what i'm going to do is make sure we invest what was that one of the reasons why the major just attacked a small child on a tour yeah it just came back the new ones even worse is uh we're going to invest in medical research cancer alzheimer's diabetes the things industries of the future artificial intelligence quantum computing are we looking into all the things i have and we're going to make real investments china is out investing us by a long shot because their plan is to own that future it's because it's a communist government where nothing is your own you dip if you want to go from two point whatever percent like you were saying go back up to it because we're only at point seven percent where are you going to cut it yeah it's like this idea of balancing a budget doesn't occur to them that only occurs to sorry the middle class americans who built this country who actually have to do some quick books i'm happy well they're just gonna get rid of that though but one of the things that i'm going to be doing i'm going to be speaking with uh 20 so yeah hold on one second by the way like i said a stat proof it's also hatchet proof it's a real hatchet real deal okay there you go no no no it's still there it is isn't it yeah all right dave are you still that's enough that's enough because i'm just worried about hand fatigue and a mess spartan armorsystems.com they're actually nij certified use the promo code or you get 10 off you should everyone should have them in their house at least one i feel like a ninja turtle yeah yeah with the shell you're like i really do like it's comfy i know it's mine it it you you can't even feel it you're ready to fight just hitting me with an axe with his bad hand huh said you live in a sewer i do live in a sewer draft pizza a rat trains me but it's for most their labels nij certified by the way the ones that are this one is this one is they offer some less they offer some less expensive options for people who maybe just want to get into the market but don't because listen getting that certification is expensive and it also guarantees you quality all right let's go back to uh mr white eye taiwan or a whole range of other things and the third thing hey i just heard him mention taiwan are you talking about the the the place that uh the world health organization refuses to acknowledge even exists next question no pretense about not understanding i pointed out to him no leader can be sustained in his position or her position unless they represent the values of the country and i said as and uh mr president as i've told you before americans value the notion of freedom america values human rights we don't always live up to our expectations but it's a value system eight years joe what'd you do it's rhetoric it's just what you do and your country continues to so blatantly violate human rights we are going to continue in an unrelenting way to call to the attention of the world who is violating human rights making clear what's happening but he's good friends with them he understood yeah he understood me but i wouldn't do anything but you signed agreements that sent american jobs there reduced our ability to compete and you said that we should trust the world health organization who was doing china's bidding by the way and uh we know what happened i can't say it on youtube i can't actually include the world health organization screenshots from what they were saying in january so you know as the last one did is the moment we began to lose our legitimacy around the world do you say momo to lose auto generously yeah china china drink an overall goal and china has a wall it's a great wall pretty big uh i understand the world the wealthiest country in the world and the most powerful country in the world that's not going to happen on my watch because united states might watch it what do say did he just say the united states is the wealthiest country in the world the most powerful country in the world and it's not going to happen now that china wants to be that his decision his watch is over hey beard sanctions no that's not what makes decisions that's where i make sure good bam margera greasy i'm on opioids hair right because that is what is at stake not just with china's right at home that's something i can't chew anymore we're in the midst of a fourth industrial revolution of enormous consequence will there be middle class how will people adjust to these significant changes in science and technology the environment how will you do that look look on our democracy you had your well i mean i know you were you were a patsy for the higher ups eight years the middle class suffered they paid more in taxes they made less money they saw skyrocketing health costs okay that was and there were for two of those years you had control of every single chamber all right let's make that clear then in three years under trump until this manufactured reaction to the pandemic they had record wage growth record low unemployment not only for middle class americans but for every demographic race and creed you had eight years you can compare it with three that's what i'm looking forward to doing now is comparing this uh next three years is being generous but let's go with that for right now because i don't want to be removed to the previous administration mr president sorry i know you have another chance to address uh the tragedies in georgia and colorado uh you had said to stay tuned for actions that you might take on gun control wondering if you've made a decision either about sending the manufacturer liability bill that you promised on day one to capitol hill by the way that means that if someone gets shot they can sue a mom and mom and pop gunshots that's really cool just to be clear giving even if they legally sold a gun and someone happens to shoot someone so it's the michael moore uh blame kmart for columbine technique yeah successful presence as a matter of fact bernie even voted against that and that's why he only got a d minus from the nra as opposed to an f like every democrat right order it decide priorities what needs to be done all right let's listen to this the next major initiative is here comes and i'll be announcing it friday in pittsburgh in detail is to rebuild the infrastructure both physical and technological infrastructure in this country what is this so that we can compete oh great you know what you know what probably happened he probably got some poll results that said hey guns are the losingest issue the democratic party has stay away from it joe's going to take me to pittsburgh some of you have been around long enough to know i think he just forgot where he was did he did he was not answering did they not coordinate the questions that they're supposed to ask him with his sheet there i think the majority of the american people don't like the fact that we are now ranked what 85th in the world in infrastructure i mean look the future infrastructure what's he talking about the best airport's going to accommodate is he trying to blame infrastructure problems on people going out and shooting bridges i think he lost his place and pivoted to like we're going to launch an infrastructure plan if someone can let me know in the chat those who are mug club we'll be talking with you afterwards yeah maybe we missed what just happened yeah he said colorado in atlanta you promised the gun bill look here's the thing with doctors things that people don't like about donald trump all of the qualities that people disliked were the opposite of this because he was a dog on a bone and he would repeat himself ad nauseam because he wanted to lay into the report like no excuse me excuse me actually we're not we're not we're not the top country in mass shootings no excuse me look if you actually look at the countries okay we're not the top one excuse me because of all the countries there are top countries that are not us okay no excuse me and i know you like to say that with the top i know that you love you would love to say we're the top right well that's not true we're not one of them he would do it just keep going yeah he didn't lose his train of thought he stayed on it and these things went four hours biden can't last no one in five miles of our house no they just asked for them about he's still talking about infrastructure it's a hundred and eight years about the slaughters in in georgia and he's like oh pittsburgh's got a nice airport yeah well i mean at the very least it could be like my thoughts and prayers with the families and the victims like he could have started with that but he pivoted immediately to where am i infrastructure uh that'll we'll talk about that i can't hold a train of thought for long enough to say a prayer still have lead pipes servicing the water line our father who art we have over a hundred you know the thing well it looks like he would be the conductor on a ghost train [Applause] just pull up what are we doing and by the way i don't know where to put his mind what am i doing he would be like i don't know if it was a canadian show but it'd be like if after they rotated george carlin and ringo starr and shining town station they'd bring in biden the kids go this guy um i want to hear the follow-up from this guy like what sir what the hell was that [Applause] sir sure [Laughter] i'm sorry did you hear me say gun bill yeah did you hear me say shootings i understand that firearms sounds a lot like bridge no i understand the infrastructure of a bridge in airports are pretty good yes you you get it you come back you get it man you see what i'm saying there's planes there's only one of two answers here okay there can and you guys tell me people sometimes say well you have abs yeah look i do have absolutist thinking sometimes when something like this happens one of two reasons that that just happened either a he completely lost his train of thought he has no idea that the question was about firearms or number two he's gonna go along with uh pre-written talking points anyway because they mutually agreed upon that before the conference and the guy stepped out of turn there is no door number three lost his train of thought or has softballs from the media period pick one you tell me what you think is most likely could be how many schools where the kids can't drink the water out of the fountain oh boy i thought he said schools i thought for sure he was going to shootings oh i thought so too well in the chat make sure you get us some good questions in the chat guys keep going just let us know what you think he was going for our kids too don't have adequate ventilation how many swords are they going they're going to they're doing their kumon learning classes in barney frank's tip basement i'm convinced we missed the question something happened did we miss a question i don't know somebody let us know because this doesn't sound like the answer someone let us know because as i understand it pubic hair gingerbeard asked about the recent shootings and he started responding about infrastructure yeah do i have that incorrect because i would love he asked about the manufacturer liability that he promised on day one it's not day one anymore that not that he would know that but well the only time a kid couldn't drink out of a chat saying you guys are siblings who came in on monday so nobody follows up show me your nipple phone number for their mother who lives in the us we have contacted each other that's the only way they know her kids are here because somebody got some clowns today so when can we expect your promise of things getting better with contacting and experiencing well they're already getting better but they're going to get real they've got a whole hell of a lot better real quick we're going to hear some people leaving okay we can't even we can on these roads i just talked about we're going to get it done here we go we're not going to need roads higher that's a gas team and several cabinet level officers the other night we're going to be moving within the next uh within the next week over a hundred thousand i mean about a thousand people out of oh man border patrol into safe secure beds and facilities we're going to significantly ramp up we're already out there contacting everyone from getting some of the employees at hhs there's a lot of them doing other things and move them into making those calls we're in a we're in the process of rearranging if this is his last question the personnel needed this is very clearly a recap of the fact this is very clearly like we're going to turn this is we're going to do a callback question where i get to wrap up everything that i've said i've never seen something more pre-packaged due to a lack of trust in someone's basic cognitive function and i've worked with special needs kids at churches there's ways to do that and i don't say that as an insult to them they're not you guys it is an insult to from dna to uh to birth certificates which takes longer so i want to do this as as quickly boy that'd be 12 percent and as safely as possible it needs a shot well no treating the rude cows it causes in latin america things over oh my god oh he's lost it i hope he slugs her he's talking there's no mic know he just walks up and just you see a hand go into her frame as well what are you doing you're looking for a nipple button i i think i smelled finesse guadalupe saying i got a great idea let's sell everything we have give it to a coyote have them take our kids across the border into a desert where they don't speak the language won't that be fun let's go that's not how it happens people don't want to leave that's exactly how it is they do want to leave even though you dislike that donald trump said mean things like these countries are countries allegedly because they're not as good as the united states uh the fact is these countries are inferior to the united states what do i mean in every way shape or form safety class mobility income uh uh i mean take your pick name anything name any metric for a country no exactly the answer is no to all of them so they want to leave and come to the united states that doesn't mean that everyone has the right to the united states you cannot say hey we need to do away with nash nationalism is bad not white nationalism the idea of being proud in your nation telling people that that is bad and then say hey but no one wants to leave but we need to let them in yeah why would we want to let them into a mediocre country i got a lot of trunk space i could probably make a few extra shillings these days as a coyote thousands of kids in these goddamn facilities really little babies crying all night there's some that's true that's what we got to act and yesterday i asked my team a lot of babies by the way this is right now hey guys just at the end let me riff a little bit yeah like no i'm going to walk around the microphone if the baby is crying all night you just shake it everyone knows that press the top of its head let's just give it a good ol it's the bunch [Music] the good thing is with every infant that's crying the top of their head they have an easy button yeah much like me i wanna hear a question administration with not considering the immigration legislation that was passed in the house until the situation at the border has been resolved no because i know they have to posture for a while they sort of got to get out of their system speaking of posture start working on yours joe looking like a walking prawn mr burns putting your ear into the microphone to hear better who wants to help it's really something solve the problem and make make the situation better but folks i'm going thank you very very much that's fascinating hey we really followed the general rule of clothes with your uh clothes with your material no that was folks i got a poop do you see him just staring into just a cocoon your wife climb a lot of trees just she climbs one every once in a while yeah all right hold on let's see let's see the fawning by the way before we go to the live fact check afterwards here at cnn look i think by any objective metric people would have to say that was not good that was bad that was one of the worst eyes it's it's so bad i i this guy has his eye shot kennedy glasses [Laughter] it's so bad though donald trump did one every single day at the start of coronavirus oh this was and he would interrupt doctors like dr burke get the hell out of the way this is my stance this is how you answer this is his like coming out and going like this is why i didn't answer questions before because i'm this serious yeah what a strong start yeah it's like dude you're drifting 10 minutes in he doesn't know what he's doing i really want to see what they say about the jesus he's like the tortoise and the hair if in addition to taking a nap the hair also couldn't run when he said joey bald eagles i knew he had it they're trying to get some reform in place i had them eating out of the palm of my liver spotted hands and filibuster you need to i'm shocked this was not somebody who was coming to say let's go we are going to break down the filibuster i'm going to bash things up in the senate because priority x y and z must get through in fact this was joe biden the same joe biden we saw on the campaign trail the same joe biden we've seen governing for the last couple months he calls himself i'm a fairly practical guy he likes to get things done i was hired to solve problems not create division and i thought what was most telling the last thing he said is republicans have to posture by not thinking that we send in record number of illegal migrants he reaffirmed where his position was on those issues but he said and i thought this was so revealing that presidencies succeed by timing your priorities and how you order things and how you sequence things and he made clear his next thing is this build back better infrastructure this really is chauncey gardner if the garden is healthy the plant will grow oh so what you're saying is uh if we uh till the soil what was it uh uh what's the name of the guy who was uh on dirty work the dad in that oh uh jack ward jack ward jack ward was the president right yeah for those of you haven't seen being there with peter sellers it's a special needs guy who's a gardener yeah and he accidentally becomes president he says it and they ask him what are you going to do with the economy he goes well if the garden is healthy the plant will grow and they're all interpreting whatever he said that's what they're doing right here whether or not house democrats can get their legislation through the senate which is also very narrowly controlled by democrats so it's using the word filibuster sounds wonky and nerdy and guilty as charged but the issue is does that mean climate change legislation gets through does that mean gun control legislation gets through or not and i just want to talk about priorities to help the american people tangible things for people's lives making sure that we increase the price of gas he got an elephant asked a gun question though and responded with a talking point it's not okay and you know where that comes from right that comes from that comes from being vice president the last thing he can remember is being vice president under barack obama and when barack obama came in he did his whole stimulus initiative of shovel-ready jobs right was all about infrastructure that's why he's remembering he's like i worked for the uh worked for the old uh worked for the old uh colored folk it'll work for me now look at biden's quotes i can't be racist if i'm actually doing an impression of what would you rather me uh in person yeah 7-eleven uh uh you have to have an indian accent or oh you know what it's good to see finally an articulate black man take this hey go ahead cancel me where's the wide shot go ahead cancel me you ain't black thank you thank you cancel me okay let's listen to them here joe biden also wants to do voting rights he spoke passionately about that he also spoke passionately about immigration and also about you are up here drawing the line that black people in the united states who in poll after poll say of course they can get voter id if you say it's racist to expect them to be able to procure identification you are absolutely disgracing people in your community who she claims to represent who have repeatedly no that's not true yeah that's not true and there there's study after study after study we did this a segment on this it's been debunked it was posted in the washington post every single study after that showed that it was no one in any community deemed it more difficult to get an id than a middle-class white person outside of exclusively spanish-speaking migrants and by the way these studies didn't account for legal status yeah absolutely so one of the things that ted cruz pointed out about hr uh well it's not hr1 yeah it is hr1 he said that if you are an illegal immigrant on government services if you get a check you're automatically registered to vote so think about that automatically registered to vote and now it's illegal to ask for an id wow so it's like so hold on a second they get our money and then automatically get to cancel out our vote yes it's like a multi-ethnic spit roast yeah in texas that's 95 000 people 95 000 people perfect hey by the way we're about to stab dave landau oh good we have an actual by the way this is a real sword katana blade real sword katana really make sure you aim it properly even brian oh good with his don't move dave one arm yeah uh huh a little harder just you know like really rare back get it in there hey you know what can you step back and jab like joust him yeah joust yeah yeah you feel any of that that's pretty good no yeah it's totally good good give him another one the last one just goes all the way through i heard that give it a little harder as long as it's accurate yeah accuracy there you go spartan armor systems.com promo code crowder you get ten percent off i wear them like my jammies they're so comfy like start wearing are they are they going to bring out the fact check do we have a fact check docker do we pretty much all do it in real time uh they'll bring it out okay all right we'll have them bring it out let's watch uh felt like he wanted to do that yeah he did he really told me he actually steamed he volunteered is it because i threw a coffee on well it's more so that you can blow on it first well why would you hand me hot coffee i didn't say that i wasn't complicit i wanted i want my coffee luke from abc i believe asked a question about a young unaccompanied minor standing at the border uh president biden gave a humane answer and he said no he would not turn that un um unaccompanied minor away he's waiting didn't he say that he would he said he said he would put a mother in that case his mother who could be identified because i remember we made the joke about a drug dealer sounding like a mom he said he would be sent back can someone rewind that can someone loop that back could someone pull that clip because i'm pretty sure i remember him saying that he would send that person back and now maybe it's not one of the agreed upon answers and their talking points and now santa's saying no he gave a humane answer saying he wouldn't send him back by the way he did it's the one thing i liked about his whole press conference maybe he didn't mean to say well if you look at the other newscaster who looks like every senator during the mccarthyism um he has the facial expression that he's aware that guy is incorrect yeah but he's just not calling him on it yes it's like jake tapper can smell farts and he's not allowed to let on making it very clear that infrastructure what he called a job spill was going to be his next priority talked about how one in five american roads is in disrepair 180 000 miles how we rank something like the u.s ranks something like 13th in the in the world when it comes to infrastructure china's spending three times as much is still developing the willingness and just started republicans by the way republican senators everything else about china sucks yeah do you think the the average citizen of china you know who doesn't live in some kind of a royal palace that's been uh that's been legacies in do you think they'd take roads for the bicycles that they put 90 pounds of baggage on or do you think they'd take a decent income you know or how about the ability to have a bible in their nightstand without their house being burned with them and with them in it alive like the church and patriot i think they would opt for that rather than paved roads and by the way i'm pretty sure a lot of them are still dirt yeah you know who cares zero about how much money is being spent on roads in china the uyghurs that are being killed by the chinese right now they i don't think they care right well all yeah that's all the financial it's a little bit please don't give them any more sidewalks to kirby russ infrastructure project that sounds like a and this was really telling he said if you prioritize you can accomplish things as a president i was just mesmerized that's what that guy was saying and he pivoted to this so bad and nobody is saying he was asked a question about guns he said nothing to the victim's family that we heard unless we like missed time got abducted by aliens and dropped back all right well listen before we before we give our wrap up here i don't know if we're not going to get the fact check get a token now i need it within about one minute or otherwise it's useless i think i can just go through here but uh let's just compare that just mind you let's compare that press conference to what we saw from the previous administration who by the way donald trump did him every day for months and when he wasn't doing them every day he was still doing them consistently let's compare what you just saw to the kind of press conference that you would see from donald trump and the media treatment they're in how do you see your role as a moral leader mr president just how do you see your role there's so many people i'm sorry as a moral leader though i i think i am a great moral leader and i love our country why are you pitting americans against one another sir is that how you view no i'm not citizens of this i'll tell you what we want a lot of elections last night we did very well last night but in many ways i think it's going to happen i think it's going to have a very positive impact michael cohen recently said you called black voters stupid that's false omarosa has accused you of using the n-word and the rapper the rapper little john has said you called him uncle tom what's your response i don't know who little john is i don't know how he was didn't he fight his remarks no i would never do that and i don't use racist remarks mr president after three and a half years you regretted all all the lying you've done to the american people all the lying all the dishonesties that who has done you have done uh tensorflow go ahead please please i am a young vibrant man i look at joe i don't know about him i don't know all right young vibrant man too old yeah that that seemed like the same kind of treatment hey look nipple button lady is back on cnn by the way maybe put them here i asked some questions and the answers were silly well you're fired but yeah but i wear my hair like princess zelda what i like about the trump conference is how it wasn't nine people sitting in chairs six feet apart or wearing masks asking questions and making sure going page four yeah they're standing up like they're selling stock trades uh okay let me do a quick live fact check here so there are a few things that we've already talked about we already talked about the modern border sir we already talked about gun control but something that he said that the filibuster is a relic of the jim crow era that's the claim that he made obamacare was only passed because of budget reconciliation which prevented republicans from using the filibuster uh that's what i was saying earlier yeah and uh biden said i think we have a clip here right yeah that biden said keep in mind that he opposed abolishing the filibuster and i know you're going to say well hold on a second are you bringing something up from his uh disgraced presidential campaign in 1988 that he had to cancel due to serial lying and corruption no no no this comes from march do we have the clip yeah almost that was a dunk and you guys hey look when i say do you have the clip and you don't say the answer is no did dukakis run in 88 uh i'm trying who it was i'm trying to remember i think that sounds right yeah it sounds right all right was that a bush dukakis you know who did i believe in 1988 anymore joe biden isn't she married to maury pose is wasn't she married maury povich doesn't surprise me isn't that correct do we have the clip of him opposing the abolishing of the filibuster well i'm going to see him real we have uh his communications director talking about it okay in in march this is right at the first claim here recently he wants to work with republicans to work with independents he believes that you know we're stronger when we build a broad coalition of support um and look i would say look at what we've been able to do in the first six weeks that we've been in office with the filibuster in place we just passed a 1.9 trillion dollar rescue plan that's going to make a massive difference in the lives of people all across the country you know we've been able to but we were able to get it done look it's a 50 50 senate we understand that we are going to have to navigate our way through a 50 50 senate that's the that is the the uh you know that's the situation that we're facing but with the reconciliation rates only require 50 votes i mean that that's how you're able to do this other bills you won't be able to do that well but we also got it done with the support of 75 of the american people including over 50 of republicans you know american voters who uh heard president biden's uh heard him lay out his proposal believed that he had the right approach that this was the right plan all right unless this clip actually involves biden saying he opposes so it says here hey someone in the room their interns if you guys want to keep your 25 an hour which is very very much nicer than that yeah it's the first clip not clip h it's the first one labeled clip and i remember this clip that's why i requested it uh here's another one they claimed that so just send it in there to the page where you know that token island has access to it it's right here it says clip um they claimed a 31 percent uh of migra there was a surge of 31 under donald trump that's another thing we kind of gave you some general statistics but here's something that is specific thank you to choi junior that actually happened with unaccompanied minors under joe biden last week was reported that as many as 4 200 unaccompanied unaccompanied migrant children were being held in short-term holding facilities that's a 31 increase so even the number they used um so he was basically conflating it right like this is terrible the 31 oh that's me well that's actually a good job done i think yeah that's wonderful and by the way when he was talking about the uh he was talking about uh the middle east look he bombed syria right away so we were coming back from arizona when i was there with the mayo clinic and yes we had a driver who was 31 days as uh former president barack obama would say iraqi um and he at one point i like i said hey sorry i can't i need to pull my mask it was my mask was below my nose he goes i don't care you can take the mask off if you want i don't believe in it i said well you can take your mask off because it's because the mask was only needed kovid is over my friend it's over because the election is over you know you know i said oh what do you mean he goes listen i am from iraq okay i served in the armed forces alongside the american military in iraq okay and we for four years had peace in our country and now that's over that's it that's over i used to hate america i used to think i hate america i could tell i came here now i said well a second how many how many of your uh how many of your relatives are friends who are middle eastern from iraq do you think he goes before before trump was president 90 hated him now it's 80 percent agree with me because i am right they know that i am right because they had peace for four years and they said okay we've never had this yeah i mean from the party who is anti-war who protested the vietnam war like they had no other thing to do in life they sure are willing to stay in wars and not willing to make a commitment you know what donald trump did he put out a goal like a leader does and says figure out how to make this happen because on may 2nd the bases will be empty don't give me any bull crap get it done and it happens right with biden i don't know how to do it oh this is another one i didn't know the actual number but i'm glad that we got it uh biden said that uh every day americans built america and unions built them by the way that's not i don't know if washington and jefferson i don't know if they were in the carpenters union i'll have to think back to you maybe john adams because he liked his pipe um killed at least 11 000 11 thousand union jobs alone in the keystone pipeline yeah yeah that's what the experience was higher gas prices oh yeah don't you understand well no and he said he wouldn't do that in the campaigns right people in pennsylvania right now are really happy that he supports unions because they can't afford to even pay their dues anymore because they don't have jobs they're i'm sure they're happy and dr levine killed their grandparents ah yes that's true and like i said yeah middle-income middle-class income helps average up 5 thousand under donald trump only one thousand under obama uh this is one where they're saying oh yeah we have this clip i love it we're straight from the uh uh uh uh i'm trying to think i was i can't say horse because you said that don't say that something straight from the would be beautiful and brave migrants yes yeah mask uh the immigrants joe biden said are coming because you know he's a nice guy no he didn't say it the reporter said right that's because that's how you were seen what is a humanitarian you were seen as a more as a decent man right buzzfeed boldly she said that's why you were elected because you were seen as a decent uh a good man and he said yeah yeah um and of man that whittles unfortunately he accidentally stabs himself with the knife yes and then his uh forgets to train his dog so he attacks kids on a white house tour i told you don't go don't go in the west wing cujo's there well you know you did you have to name him cujo joe that was kind of it's foreshadowing steinbeck did it oh [Laughter] so he said that she said that they were coming because he's a decent man i think we have the clip right here from an illegal immigrant themselves saying that of course they knew that trump wouldn't let them in and this is why they're coming now would you have tried to do this when donald trump was president definitely not definitely so did you come here because joe biden was elected president basically basically oh he can't be expected to know what he's he's mexican that's fighting says no understanding that his policies made it likely that people would be able to come here get into this country and not be forced to leave yeah donald trump knew how to keep people out you show up at the border we're sending you back if you're a criminal you're getting put in jail if you commit a crime and you're an illegal we're sending you back right after you serve your sentence baby or you're going to a mexican prison it's almost as though if you stop punishing crime more people will commit yeah exactly that's too complicated for joe he can't well we'll draw him back of a children's menu well i don't buy it and by the way his own porters are roberta jacobson admitted that the policies were driving smugglers and criminals uh to cross the border yeah it's a coincidence that as soon as trump and his immigration policy were on the way out and biden and his stated policy were on the way in this historic surge at the border started well first of all one of the things i think is important is we've seen surges before surges tend to respond to hope is going to come after four years of you know pent up demand so i don't know whether i would call that a coincidence but i certainly think that the idea that a more humane policy would be in place may have driven people to make that decision but perhaps more importantly it definitely drove smugglers to why she's smiling i know that's not a good thing does information about what was now possible and we know that if the changing administration's brought hope then from your perspective he's a sociopath good but i don't know if that's what i just said i think it's a reflection of how migrants feel at a particular time well why do you think they feel that it's gonna send more smugglers and so ladies of el paso yeah i hope you like uninvited penetration can you imagine working in communications in the white house trying to like push over the security to get in the room and take her off the map take the mic away secret service agents are talking again she's laughing about smugglers does she think that's an important voting demo she's just excited because there's a chance she's going to be touched again after 10 years even joe biden stopped grabbing my buttons oh that's why i wore this yellow jacket oh that's a really poor placement of buttons by the way the first two colors to draw attention are black and yellow that's why i dressed like a school bus look at me i look like i'm the flock of seagulls now oh my gosh remember bananarama oh okay uh by the way all you mentioned the code but let me just hit this briefly all the covets success it all comes from donald trump yeah just to be clear was it 1.3 million uh of vaccines were delivered in january he was doing a million a day america's already on track for 100 million in a hundred days biden said he could do 200 million in 100 days um well again thanks to donald trump he's he's halfway there uh he hasn't increased it uh dramatically at all i also love that you know the only answer he had on the border crisis was well kamala's gonna do it yeah you know kamala's gonna do it so listen if she's in charge let's hear what she has to say yeah do you plans to visit the border um not today but um i have before and i'm sure i will again it's so crazy and by the way thanks for letting us know yeah it does turn out we weren't wrong we thought here joe biden is the one thing that he does really well and then i want to go to what you know your recap he's so crazy he makes you think you're crazy yeah because we're all sitting going wait true they asked a gun question there's no way but then you're going there's no way that the sitting president of the united states would answer a gun question with a bridge we must have missed something because we like double off and we were having many so there must be something that we missed so that's a skill joe biden is so insane that he makes all of us question our own train of thought and you know what maybe he really is playing 12d chess i don't think so no no it's foursquare uh okay before what are your thoughts uh gerald on how this went uh so i'm not surprised by joe biden obviously right we all thought that he was going to have a difficult time doing an actual press conference i'm also not surprised by the questions because we thought it was going to be softballs i am shocked that nobody else called him on the gun question thing i am i mean just absolutely shocked and also the other thing that the press was just screaming about was like the press has to be freed right you're suppressing the press under president trump yeah they said when can we go into these facilities and he's like well whenever we could make it look better that was i swear to you i'm not quoting verbatim but he's like well after a few days when we get people out of there and things will be better and so when can we go in well i'm not sure yet it's like we got to bleach the sheets and get some sherman in there yeah when i can bring a black light yeah when i make when i can make this situation not look bad for me then i'll let the press enter right that's what joe biden which by the way parallels this very press conference it's when i think i have enough to sort of i'll finally do a press conference right a very measured controlled way where i give you the questions that you can ask me right and he still couldn't find a spot right well and the other the last thing that i was surprised about was that and i told you this was probably what he was going to come out with some strong policy thing to kind of take the trajectory of it in that direction he came out with 200 million vaccines like your bill it's like oh we're gonna do a hundred million you get in there like what we've already done 87 because of donald trump well crap what 200 million like that's not a strong policy initiative no come out with something better and that's what you came with if you left him in a room with all the ingredients for a vaccine he wouldn't come out with a vaccine all it would say is peel back tape to have vaccines with the vaccine and an empty syringe with instructions on how to fill it he'd come out missing an eye yeah or you just have a air bubble headed for his heart just come out with his hematoma i don't know what's that you press it and he faints he didn't miss anything the only thing he's made is a bowel movement that's the only thing that which is difficult and he comes out and he has to blow out candles i use the needle to draw blood and i drew up a plan for infrastructure what about the roads the roads there's uh guys guns and bridges hey whoa come on i'm not kidding her sometimes the criminals they put their guns under the bridges and we don't know because we're not spending money on those bridges how are we going to find the guns hunter hunter took by the car and uh drove onto the bridge and somebody sold them something great song with the peppers the chili guys yeah you like them to the bridge give it away give it away now we give all of them they put their penises in socks that's not that's not a sock sock isn't an eight-year-old no suck or something you put your foot in ugh i mean not your penis what come on put your foot in it even a penis suck which i make yeah in china even a penis joe bites penis sucks build that better oh my gosh do you think i'd endorse it if i didn't believe in it come on come on come on i got real soft balls not just questions but in real life and if i put this penis guard on it joe biden's penis sock guard i'm not going to hurt my softballs what's what's your uh what's your take what's your take away from uh by the way the promo code is dementia we're not insinuating anything you got 20 off mug club it's the only reason we're allowed to do this and by the way we are going to go and take your chat on club lotto cutter.com mug club uh that's our you know because we don't do the youtube chat and this doesn't run on facebook anymore because they always remove it but uh before we go what what was your over your macro impression of this oh man i thought he was coherent fluid i thought everything made sense um what i really think um for years and years and years we've dealt with politics and letting people run us instead of us controlling them the way that we should uh trump who i had my own issues with was a monkey wrench into the system where at least you got somebody doing something and giving something back to the press this is what we voted for uh to put in the same business as usual we were so worried about demonizing the last guy that we didn't even pay attention to what we were sneaking in you have him and you have kamala who's somebody where you didn't even read the ingredients you just looked at the label all we've done is label us and destroy this country this is dog and we should be ashamed that it's in office that's what i truly and honestly think what are you going to bring major into this i didn't mean to i didn't mean to say come on i'm just mad like talk about kamala nowhere he's back in chevy chase maryland come on speaking of chevy chase did you see me do the fall yeah trying to get into an airplane i fell up yeah it's fine the turn on the floor turns out for it to be considered a sketch it can't be real yeah i uh you're a lion dog face pony soldier uh no i think i was going up the stairs in my electric chair and uh it's it stalled out and i tumbled down i thought i would get up fast like the old lady in gremlins oh i wouldn't go out the sunroof there was piss everywhere my knees were bleeding listen listen listen the first time i fell okay that was an accident but time number three you can't blame it how's my piss it gets slippery piss on carpet look like i will say that i think that's actually a great point i grabbed the spot shot that's a great point that i honestly believe that and i would take it one step further and i would say before we go here to mud club i think it's really when he's talking about look look at the policies that he's talking about when he says look it's time for uh for uh us to come together and what he means is uh for everyone to get on board with the democrats and he's talking about it's time to get this business done look or to keep us completely divided that's what he means by come together right that's what he means he really means is come along to get along otherwise we're just going to run roughshod over you now who does he plan over whom does he plan to run roughshod well let's be clear letting in tens of thousands of migrants record numbers right at the border taking guns away even though he didn't actually have the mental acuity to go over that we know what he supports as far as policy increasing taxes all right all of these issues that he's talking about uh for when he talked about coven no solutions to really actually ending lockdown so when he says hey we need to come together what he means is him his democratic buddies in the house in the senate and of course the media who offer up softball questions and i can't confirm or deny that they seemed agreed upon ahead of time but the fact that he kept looking down and seemed to answer them in sequence and then was given a nice little wrap-up question makes me think that it happened so now we have all and branches we have all branches of government we have the mainstream media we of course have hollywood and we have big tech trying to do their bidding right these people all are coming together to make sure that the flow of information supports the policies of disarming you while letting a record number of migrants come into this country with with which with which we have no system to verify right wherever they are whenever they are and then reducing the voting age to 16 and not requiring any kind of identification so when they talk about who needs to come together they're talking about just as dave landau said business as usual the elites so that they can enact policies against you it really is that's the one thing that i would say donald trump did really pretty well and i was more of a libertarian conservative uh for a long time and i still am really that's how i would be labeled but i do think my eyes were open certainly to the more uh pervasive problem of just how bad it is for career politicians to constantly have carte blanche to write checks with your money because they have no concern for your well-being they have concerns solely with votes this is what this is why we need term limits because now they're running it for job security and not to actually serve their population just compare joe biden let me leave you with this comparison okay everything that i hate about joe biden can be summed up in a comparison to george washington and i don't think that we've had another president more comparable to george washington or modern times than donald trump and here's what i mean joe biden for 48 years suckled at the taxpayer t he's never held a job in private office for 48 years george washington was the first president and so beloved that he could have stayed president likely for decades he had the power of the world's greatest nation keep in mind a world a country sorry that had left the world superpower the world's greatest superpower only a decade only a few years prior to become the world's greatest super superpower only a couple decades after and he was given the keys to that kingdom and they said by the way no one's going to give you the boot please please stay and he walked away is there any more clear of a contrast than a man who walked away from that power versus a man who has been clamoring for it and claiming credit for it for 48 years which man do you think is most likely to serve you that's that was my takeaway from this press conference all right we're gonna go to mug club and take your chat live with credit.com mug club and uh the promo code is dementia not insinuating anything you get 20 off uh we will see you of course next monday uh and right now youtube thank you not really piss off

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Length: 118min 20sec (7100 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 25 2021