Critical Role - Forgotten Gem "Deck of Fortunate things"

hey hey oh sorry hello hey he's chrome oh come in what okay hey hey hey um so can i shut the door okay shut the door so i have a secret oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay so when we beat thordak right yeah i was like rummaging around and like all of a moon's like treasures were in this one place and everybody was like we want to hear when i found like these little these little gifts and one of them was like this little itty-bitty deck of cards i know right now here's the thing just it was in a really pretty box like wooden box with gold all over it and i tried to open it once i smashed it oh naturally like you do yeah and i took it out and i drew a card from it and this magic sword appeared in my hand so something magic comes out of it pick one can i pick one yeah do you want to yeah yeah so i also like went and i was like journaling around i went to vassal home now here's the thing vex was like no dude wait it can be dangerous well no she's afraid that it's dangerous right because like the sword it like kind of turned a rust and like i got a headache afterwards whatever okay yeah but i think like i did like i didn't handle it right but i went to vasselham and i had this other guy pick a card you know okay and he picked a card he got two wishes what just like that and he made himself the best thing ever i know he's the lord of the critty roads crossroads the crossroads yep he's rich he had a servant that appeared out of nowhere all of a sudden he had [ __ ] dope ass threads whoa should we pick a car i mean i i feel like we should i've seen nothing but good things happen wait what do you mean this sword gave you a headache grog well i don't know so like it was a magic sword right and i i was going to be able to throw it and it would like fight without me like it would just [ __ ] things that i told it to was it evil no i tried talking to it and it didn't say anything okay yeah that's a that's a we have a history i know i have a history of you know so it didn't talk back to you nope it fought on its own a guy that you met you made him just rich and amazing yeah pretty much i think it's like a deck of fortunate things a deck of fortune i think so i mean i don't i haven't really i haven't really looked at it too closely do you want to look at it with your um knowledge i mean i don't yeah yeah oh look at i don't know if i have the knowledge but i'll look at it all right i'll give it a deck okay i feel like i've heard of something like this before really but sometimes you can choose a card that will do very bad things oh so it's it's like a you know 50 50 chance that you could get something very good like you have your fortune changed you become a king all of this thing or you make a sword a bad person a king or maybe someone you could just die instantly really i don't know maybe we're good people so good things would happen to us oh it just sounds so fun though i know right and think about my previous experience there is nothing bad that has happened in what i've seen so far oh god oh i don't know what to do this is a this is just a well do you want to pull one or should i pull one should we not i don't know i mean like i kind of wanna i mean so like like bad things like what could be that bad i mean if someone were to die how could it kill you like just outright kill you well if you die i i can't i can't do a spell i don't know what to do i don't know if we should i don't know if we should should test the fates we should flip a chord let's flip a coin okay do you have a coin yeah i have a coin oh you do i was lucky we're good we're good wait but what is what so what's what twenty we pick a card don't pick a card twenty we don't have sensible one is ridiculous you are not here what do you feel like what do you like one we pick a card 20 we do we do pick a card that's both of those you said we pick a card both sides that was a freudian slip yeah okay one one we pick a card 20 we don't okay who picks the card who should we we should print for that turkey okay i'm going to check it out oh we don't pick a card yeah but that was for you you flip flipped now i flip okay oh you don't pick a card either you know what it's safer this way it is i think so because what if we would have gotten something bad do you want me to hold on to it or do you want a whole you want to hold on to it i'm just afraid you're going to pick it and be alone i might [Laughter] no i wouldn't it i really want it it's it's really important to me do not pick it alone i've made this promise before who did you make the promise to well you live your life your promise was different you said alone so far like really then i'm like i need to i'll come to you yeah and we'd pick it yeah okay do yeah okay thanks i'm sure you don't want to just like just slide one out and just look at this take a beat [Laughter] all yep that is fate helping us i know i know i know an eight-year-old juggle a gun i have to touch the electric fence just another 20. 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Channel: TP Burrow

Views: 614,293

Keywords: Critical role, critters, matt Mercer, Marisha Ray, Talisin Jaffe, Liam O'Brien, Ashely Johnson, Laura Bailey, Travis Willingham, Sam Riegal, Pike, Grog, Scanlan, Vex, Vax, Percy, Keyleth, Roleplay, season 1, one, season, dungeons, dragons, and, DnD, D&D, dungeons and dragons, deck of many things, deck of, deck, many, things, fortunate, thursday, critical, role, crit role

Id: gp3uHJUQhus

Length: 7min 32sec (452 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 24 2018