Welcome to Good Mythical More. Well, you've got all
these Jelly Belly flavors. If you combine them, they
turn into something that our writers have created. Can we guess that? No. Maybe. But first, can we guess a
pet's name that was submitted by Claire with the hashtag
GMMReadyPetGo hashtag? Is it a dog or a frog? Is that a hint? Winston. Froggy. Okay, Kermit. Frog dog. Moana. Ain't got nothing
to do with Hawaii. Or the ocean. Moana can wear
whatever she wants. Polynesia. That looks like a fun dog. A fun, fun dog. Alright, actually,
there's two different jelly beans in here. Yep. And the writers didn't
come up with a clever name. I misspoke. What I meant to say was
that we're going to be presented with an
anagram that's written That has the two flavors. That has the two flavors,
so we have to guess. But are we, we're
eating them together? Yeah. You gotta eat them at once. You just ate them
one at a time. Cherry Coke. Let's see the anagram. Curry herpes dropper. Cherry Doctor Pepper. Yeah. There's one descriptor
of cherry you're missing. Sour Cherry Doctor Pepper. Hot Cherry. There we go. Hey, oh, hey! Curry herpes dropper though. That's, it almost
makes it desirable. I think you can use
curry to treat herpes. Yeah. It's like, come over here,
let me give you the curry herpes dropper so you can. If you concentrate enough curry into a little tincture, you
can drop it on your sores. Good one, Rhett. Thanks. I knew you'd appreciate that. I thought he was gone. Speaking of appreciating
things about me, Link, you know, because you lost. I'm so jealous of you that
I have already written down all the things that
I'm jealous of you for. Like what? I'm jealous that you named
your band James and the Shame before I could name
mine Link and the Twinks. I'm sorry. I should have consulted
with you first. Cause now I have
to name my band, Link and the Stink. Link and the Stinks. Next. Let's go with number two and
eat these at the same time. Not one at a time,
that's cheating. I'm having a hard time
getting, so it's a yellow and a orange. Pineapple and habanero. Let's see the anagram. Limping Idahoan cloaca. Oh yeah, I've run into
one of those before. Every single letter,
when rearranged, makes. Piña colada. Yep. Piña colada. Habanero piña colada. A habanero doesn't start with
an H, it starts with a J. Well, that's not true. But, I think that the heat,
there is some heat, but that's not what kind of heat. You didn't have to
say it wasn't true. You could've let him
continue to believe that. Habanero. Could start with a J. I mean. I'm surprised
that it doesn't. I know, I thought I was really
on to something for a second. Because name another Spanish
word that starts with an H. I don't like
swallowing jelly beans. Huevo? Huevo. Limping Idahoan cloaca. How does a cloaca limp? Feels like the
beginning of a bad joke. Limping Idahoan cloaca. So a cloaca's on a bird. Right? Is there any other type of
animal that has a cloaca? You would know this. Well, thank you
for saying that. Are you jealous of that? No, but I am jealous that
you have an attention span. I've just got one. At all. I've got a, I've got
an attention span. That's funny. Y'all don't think I
have an attention span? Oh, that's funny. Man. Is that news to you? Well, I will say we had
a meeting the other day and Carney opened the
meeting by saying the meeting is about this. And then five minutes later,
you were confused as to what the meeting was about. And then you said. I figured it out, though. I saw you talking, but I
didn't think I needed to listen yet, is what you said. Hadn't turned on the
listening muscle yet. Did I?
I didn't say that. What? I didn't say. Multiple witnesses. I saw you talking,
but I didn't think I needed to listen yet? Yeah, yeah. You said exactly that. That was just a
deflection joke. I was so embarrassed. I mean, how many people
were in that meeting? Like 30? Almost as many as
watching today. Yep, right. Concurrent, yeah. You know, there's probably
30 people in that meeting. How many people would you
say was in that meeting? I'd say probably 30. Limping Idahoan cloaca. I said there is heat,
it's just not habanero. So, how would you classify heat
in like a jelly bean flavor? Perhaps paired
with another fruit. A hot fruit? Well, the fruit is made
hot by the spice that you're putting on it. Spicy pears. Well. Cause, what was the other,
what was the other word? A piña colada. Like if you had, like think,
think about a fruit stand. There's an M, an M
hasn't been used. If you went to
that fruit stand. And a G. - There's an M and a G.
- You put hot sauce on it. Well. You put, like. And an H. That, like, chili. Uh huh, uh huh. Chili what? Chili, chili pepper. Chili con queso. Chili fruit. Chili lime. It's a, what letters did I say? An M, a G, and an H. Chili mango. There you go. Chili mango piña colada. See? I feel like I
was, I don't know. We got there. I'm trying to help you, cause. All right, so here's
a speckled creamy one and a yellow one. Banana. Let's see the anagram. Abnormal anal whams. You gotta risk, you gotta
be willing to get an abnormal anal wham if you
want an anal wham at all. You know? It just comes with
the territory. Well, let's start with
what's an anal wham? Because that
sounds aggressive. It's a proctology move. - It pushes.
- Wham! It pushes the outties back in. The doctor usually says
wham, when he does it. Wham. And he uses a large tool. Banana. Banana. There's a lot of Ls left. There's an M left, there's a W
left, there's an S left, an O. Latte. Coffee. Caramel. I'm not getting. No. Maybe if I got
Link to tell me something he was jealous of. Is it pudding? It would really
dislodge something. It's chocolate. No. Cinnamon? What do you call that? You pair it with
chocolate sometimes. Vanilla. No. You, usually
this thing. It's creamy. You, it's paired with fire. A marshmallow. Okay, yeah, there you go. Marshmallow banana? Oh. Don't put those in
your stomach, man. They're not really edible. Treat it like gum. Too late. Man, I'm so jealous of
you because you have the ability to read a
room before speaking. Come on, guys. Come on, guys. But you know, I appreciate
you saying that about me. Read the room. You know, I think I've gotten
by pretty well with not being able to read a room. Yep, yep. Good one, Link. I mean, all things
considered, I do acknowledge that, it's not easy
sometimes to read a room. Right, well, you don't
have peripheral vision because of your glasses. I don't have
peripheral vision. He can't see a
lot of the room. See, look at that. See, see that
line right there? All I see is a line. If all you could see is
this, look, think of all the room that there is. Thank you, Rhett. Thank you. Next! Oh, here we go. Read the room! Orange and black. Is orange the new black? I remember when I
watched that show, I was like, can I take it? And I was like, oh, I love it. It's just licorice and orange. Women in prison. Bring it on. Can I take it? A bunch of women in prison. Can I take it? Gross. Anagram. Terrible choices. Licorice. And. Orange. Orange something. Orange sherbet. Yes. Orange sherbet. That's good. And licorice. That's a really good one. And it's pretty, too. Halloween. I'm so jealous of
your big boy hands. I don't have a little hand. No. I mean, hold your
hand out to my hand. Let me wipe it down for you. Just put it right there. Put it next to you? Yeah. See, look. They're pretty
close, actually. Look at that. I mean, given the
differential and. They're almost exactly, well, yeah. Look at that, Well, get the bottom even. Mine's getting bigger now. Your bottom's up. Get the bottom even. It flew away. I don't know. I can't do it. I could not get
the bottom even. It just says big
boy hands, though. It doesn't say big man hands. Big boy hands. They are still
boy hands, though. I mean, you shouldn't
be too jealous. Okay. I feel like, I just, and
maybe this is just me, but I'm reading the room, I'm
feeling a little bit like it's a little lopsided,
and Link's been bearing He's been very vulnerable. Yeah. And I just like, if
you're comfortable, Rhett, I'd like you to open up
about some things that you might be jealous of. It's probably about time. You know, because I thought
that maybe I would lose. Yeah, because I've been. I did prepare a list as well. I've been jealous that
you haven't had to say how you're jealous of me. Yeah. But I will say I'm
jealous that you get to look at me every day. I'm jealous
that your wife can run her fingers through your
hair, and when I do it, it's sexual harassment. What? What? What? That your wife can run her
fingers through your hair. Just read the next one. Just read the next one. But when I do it. It is. It is, yes. I'm jealous that you got
to be the one to almost hit Chase with a dart. Yeah, I always
wanted that to be me. They're not quite
personal yet. For some reason, it's harder
to come up with Rhett's. I'm jealous that you're
Chase's favorite. He told me so in
a dream I had. Oh. Let's see the anagram. Aaron misplaced Pepe. Yeah, he did. We didn't really guess
any one of these. There's a yellow
one and a white one. The white one is butter? Pineapple? Yeah, one's pineapple. Oh, that's the yellow one. Crushed pineapple. Crushed? Crushed. So, that's one of the words. No, I think we, I think
just pineapple and then the, we kind of shortened
them for the anagrams. Pineapple. Do you know what
the white, , the clear or the? I couldn't quite place it. I thought it was buttery. Caramel? Popcorn. It's adjacent to
butter in a way. Margarine. It's the margarine jelly bean. Adjacent to butter. Well. Honey. The first word of it is
also a dairy product. Milk. Milk. And it, and if it's. Cream. Cream,
and then. Cream corn. Cream something. Cream soda. Creamy plant. Creamy, creamy soda. All right. Got one more. I'm jealous of
how you pour milk. They didn't even try. They didn't think you were. But you're so good at it. I am, I am. It is kind of my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm jealous, because you
feel comfortable saying anything to anyone, no
matter how it makes you look. You know what I'm saying? That's another, that's kind
of a backwards compliment. No, I mean, you'll say
anything to anybody. That's right. Damn the consequences, that's
something to be admired. That's right, and
look at me, now. Right, look where
you've made it. Look at me now, I mean,
given, given, given my proclivities. I've never been
stuffed in a locker. Or a trash can. And my 8th grade P.E. teacher swore that
was gonna happen next year in high school. Yeah. I remember the day he said it. May he rest in peace. He got so frustrated with you. Who laughs last? Oh, gosh. He was an old man then. Well, I mean, he
never liked me. He got so frustrated, he
didn't know, he couldn't think of anything else
to say, and he's just like, next year, they're
gonna put you in a locker! As if he was saying, I
wish I could do it myself. He said, stuff
you in a locker. Stuff you in a locker. Cinnamon. Mormon canine pageant. Yes, please! Yeah, where can I see that?
Is that on TLC? So, Mormon dogs being
paraded around. They're very, and
they're very disciplined dogs. - The Salt Lake City.
- They're totally uncaffeinated. The Salt Lake City
Housewives is the best one. Is it? You bet. Yeah, that's right. Is it one? Oh, crap. Yep. Are there, are some of
the wives Mormon and some of the wives granola? No one's granola. Okay. And I haven't really
watched the show. I've seen when Andy
sits down on the couch. And they all start talking
to each other, and that's when you kind of figure
out what's going on. Cool. And, those women spend
a lot of time on themselves. Like, on the way
that, you know, like, on their appearance. It's called me time, Rhett. It's a fascinating exercise. And I think I'd assume
some of them are Mormon. I'm jealous of your
viewing habits. You, you, you. I only
watch that in the hotel. You're able to talk about
what you watch without concern for ramification. Cinnamon? And a fruit. Yes. There's a G in it. Grape. I'm still tasting
the cinnamon. I've missed. It's a pretty fruit. But it's a frustrating fruit. Pomegranate. There you go. Pomegranate cinnamon. Yes! Hey, listen,
this is a good one. I'm jealous of
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