CRAZY OLD FOLKS IN COURT.

today it's Loretta Johnson versus Winfred Johnson in divorce court where real couples deal with real life all rise Court is now in session judge Maybelline Ephraim presiding you may be seated they ladies and gentlemen this is the matter of Loretta Johnson versus went for Johnston and I'm advised that you've been married for 16 years yes ma'am so tell me about it I am tired of being tired I've been married 16 years to this man but I haven't had nothing but problems fans your honor well if you want me to know about him you must tell me I don't the first one all right okay he admitted to me that he had an affair because I figured something was going wrong because late night hours and all this kind of stuff right so he admitted to me because I asked him what's going on you know he admitted are you having an affair and I said well uh-huh so anyway he goes on his long goose chase trying to take me though I then at the light he turns around where you going now you take me to the house I want to go now so he'd say he had maybe he had seven something your honor what did you say he was having a fight with the neighbor I don't even know but guess what Jana yeah the neighbor had moved time you discovered it she had moved maybe he was taking you to her new house and you just didn't know we talked to the neighbors and they told us they was moving out of town mm-hmm that's what they they moved out of town but he felt safe ground to tell me because she was no longer that where'd you do it a ladies what I would do was because it ain't the first one I'm gonna tell you about the second well tell me about the second you even tell you about second one then the second one was one of his old school girls anyway I found out about this other one so I asked him about it yet he admits it so I got about her he admits it nobody's going on you're on a few we're coming home Midnight's again you know you ought to change something so you know I wouldn't find that but you just keep on with the same old you know routine yeah so anyway so he takes me by our house all the time my mind that address that right when I got her phone number so give us referencing dick got the phone them oh yeah got phone number sees it again you get anything you late get anything you want where you want to get it mmm-hmm so anyway I wonder head and I got the phone number beauties man you met oh you didn't know she was married so she play one on you so anyway your honor let me finish telling you man finish telling is okay after I for husband I got off the phone did you tell her husband I told him I say uh I said did you know that your wife and my husband was having an affair and you say no I sure didn't but she's right here do you want to talk to her I say I sure do so he puts on the phone oh no I've been knowing number one the whole time I know it my my daughter all right you know all these people we've been laid out heels now I ain't never met you many freedom I love the surely I'll be a friend of mine hey man oh I need to go ahead she tried to pretend it was just all free shipping years better yeah you know so additional say well is he there can I talk to him I said I don't think so I think I've done enough talking mm-hmm so what I did was your honor and this lady's a potato a little little secret here there's some little booby trap going on because booby traps that's right boots your honor we got feed one for this kind of man he want his cake and he won't eat it - no I just had my bottle of flour with water boo traps well what'd I do your honor I got some pictures if you just needs them what I would do is I open up the little door about six eight inches and even depends on how I felt that day if I felt heavy I give me a little flower if I felt light I'd give me a little water and I set that Cup right at the top of that nose and when he come through the dough it just falls on him it's not gonna hurt him your honor but it's just satisfaction for me so you just either wet him up or what you know change his face color with flour huh yeah didn't stop a thing did it no no that's the sad part about it is your booby traps didn't work going to the woman's house did work didn't stop you at all because you were gonna have your affairs if you were intent on doing so right what not meet her because she shut everything off what are you talking about she need to get her crew back [Music] my friend across the street you know you know you know yeah the good neighbor but see it wasn't the lady it was her friend I was coming over to stay with him for a minute well we got in you know got in the pool and I got inertia coos and then we just started chillin and you know you know she said a few things I said a few things Loretta was gone and Big Daddy had to handle it baby what about these booby traps how did that make you feel I didn't like that at all uh-huh out of me okay why does kitty well let me tell you what happened I was the flower and water I came in I was chillin with my homeboys one day mm-hmm you know what everybody bunch of homeboys girlfriend we was out at the club you know you know getting on a party on doing what we had to do I came in late you know anything after to a number trouble but it will by three or four when I got in mm-hmm so I didn't tank on the bed I'm like you know them so he went on and I came in the bedroom open up [Applause] yes ma'am what else she did to me you know I work one two waterbed I came in late one night II she didn't want me to sleep in the bed she made me want to be with the whole bed I thought I was gonna be smart about it you know no one of us can sleep in the bed to the point that neither one of you he was nobody no I know divorce court returns in the case of Loretta Johnson who says she tried to stop Winfred cheating by setting booby traps in their home now I'm gonna tell you this another one here she got me on this one too yes ma'am she was in the house balling water oh you know I got to thinking I'm like I don't see no fool I just see a pot with water and then I hit ball blue blue ball Wow what you cooking baby uh-huh nothing and I'm like so I went on in the room uh-huh next thing I know she come in that room kick the go ahead say so I ran out the house she chasing me down the streets with a pot of water all I said I guess it forget it I stopped and she threw water on me and the guy was it was cold [Applause] thinking she was go throw the ball in water on you but she was kind enough to change into cold water yeah what she was doing she's cheat after I after she told me she was killing the lives at eye side that's why she was boiling the water watch your ball in the warden you thought it was for you I thought it for me because she always told me you know midline your honor though she always told me she you know she can get me uh-huh she can get me well it seemed like she could she told you I can get you she laid one trap after another to water over the door the flower over the door and the pin cushions in the bed and you never stop so she told you she could get you and would and then she showed you that she would go to a certain extreme why didn't you just quit how do you know no no no I'm not after the first booby trap that didn't stop the second one didn't stop no ma'am that one did sign no ma'am which one stop to that bottom up gonna be pink no I thought I heard this one give me a good wake-up call no no no but that's that's a domestic violence there was that's assault when he comes in the house and then water falls over is he okay that's assault Oh you could've done and then all you gonna do is escalate cut the boiling water and if you've done it again you go do something else and it's them because you were getting more and more angry and your little mind was conceiving more and more more and more and one of those traps was going to hurt him and who would have landed you in jail and he still would have been off what's that listen true you measure it's not worth it that's not worth it if you're not faithful if he's not committed you can't make us while I'm getting out of late traps you can either got to stay in and put up with the madness and get out no your honor I'm getting out and then what I want to do your honor I want to leave the same way I came in how's that these pictures are happen that's just the same way I'm gonna be leaving up oh you want to show me the happy place the happy picture when you got married yeah that's the half the picture mmm don't you smile on my hat on my face when it's over with ain't gonna be no pity party y'all okay that is a beautiful picture absolutely gorgeous oh I like this one with the Garter mm-hmm yeah he probably do too because he always want to be up on in somebody dressed when divorce court continues Loretta tells judge Maybelline the real reason she turned off the romance with wind Fred and I go I go to work okay so you gotta tell me that once you start to have children and go to work then your relations that lead up to it you know you gotta play me oh so suddenly he wasn't romantic colonel give me some Johnson who admits booby-trapping their home to stop one friends cheating I wanna know why did you stop having affairs with your husband when he said it was on and poppin before you got married and for two years and then all of a sudden you go to work you know children to go to work then your relationship leading up to it you know you gotta play me oh so suddenly he wasn't romantic he wasn't a colonel give me some okay deal well I did he was supposed to work why I go to school but now he's just like a free leg of change you lean on him too hard both y'all gonna be on the flow you know what's the job all rise parties we leave the courtroom whatever hey don't worry about no job my money I'll be glad you find your man so he can take care of you

Channel: retta johnson

Views: 988,363

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Keywords: be, chilling, in, the, SHAKOOZIE, lol

Id: od8FS6f47Mo

Length: 14min 5sec (845 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 14 2012