Craig Ferguson - Finds a French Canadian

might I look all right the horse note on it now a little bit Thanks guess what boy the Montreal Comedy Festival starts today and as luck would have it we have a french-canadian in our audience now a lot of people claim to be French Canadians but there's a few simple tricks we can you because so great to be one there's a few simple tricks that we can perform to make sure that we really have a genuine rock wall that's how you pronounce it can you see it go and have a try alright let's go and see if we really got a french-canadian you think so all right lay out the way let me check bon soir a song good good start bonsoir for slaw when I tap you on the shoulder please state your name and where you're from what right have you on the shoulder hey Lee I don't know they can speak French so Wow when I tap you on the shoulder please state your name and where you're from okay Astrid the lab it's beating scamming oh no Quebec excuse me a second yep may I ask what you're doing in Los Angeles this fine July day they want me to see it from her in French or in English oh please in English your English is is charming and adorable it's very nice I'm with the group of students imps to Dan we just graduate oh yeah well done do you make films in French or English French ah so it's films about on we said you done we well luckily enough we've bagged how many people are you here with a tonight tree right 3 that's 12 in French uh so that's Patra altogether yes Oh captain so um where we gonna send them Michel for dinner well why not send them to a French restaurant where would you rather go in Italian or French restaurant and Italian yeah anyway you're not from France oh I see so you've got nothing that was nothing to do with you then France exactly yeah would you like to go to a Canadian restaurant we could get you some poutine oh nice 15 I like oh I've had poutine yeah you're good did you like it I always liked it no I did what gasps I did yeah like routine I like wait I'm trying to make I'm trying to make it sound dirty you know with poutine poutine yeah you know boots yeah yeah anyway the time in retro what one is it Michael Locke and a Vanetta that's Italian for look under Vanetta thanks for coming astrid you've really made it very french-canadian so far it's a long day on the end it's all gone don't make Late Show with Craig Ferguson sponsored by the Lincoln summer invitation visit your Lincoln showroom today ladies and gentlemen good that's great everybody thank you I feel you really gave me a 10 there do you hear the warm-up game yeah yeah we called my warm-up comedian he's not really a comedian oh but he sang something before he grabbed give me a ten give me a 10 I'm like they give me a 10 I'm not coming out that's too good for us we're good for me I an 8 is fine for me I've seen you make do with a six oh you know you don't you got her sure you work with what you've been can of course good cards away yeah great crown hey it's a great day for America everybody you know um a couple of very couple of very big burst knees today we should go that way happy birthday former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and happy birthday to convicted felon oh gee Simpson mmm right all right who even after all these years you see his name and people like now Archie Simpson and Donald Rumsfeld very different of course one got away with committing heinous crimes and the other one Jeff oh jeez Oh Jay Simpson now Craig well yeah there it's a very big day today it's national enterin Appreciation Day whatever you do you don't tell Bill Clinton about today time to do so appreciate and so you know what Elsa is today's national sugar cookie day the entire month of July is National Ice Cream month you're welcome diabetes or as Wilford Brimley Casa Jeff diabetes stop it it's also a great day for Australia as the Australian Constitution Day on this day in 1900 the Australian Constitution became law their constitution is a little different from ours instead of going we the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect union there's goes Crocky Mike's pick yourself over the bath floor and check this out yeah yeah yeah Gladys very incision there was a big TV show tonight that premiered on CBS extant do you see it oh yeah I watched it too well you got to stay inside in this heat probably it's too much egg X that it stars Halle Berry and it was produced by Steven Spielberg so you know CBS spent money on it just like they did their show and excellent Halle Berry plays an astronaut who mysteriously mysterious what's the world looking seriously mysteriously Wayne's up pregnant after a space mission and the series will answer the question how did Arnold Schwarzenegger get onto the ship hey do they have maids under moon ha what I really want to talk about is today is the city of Montreal the great city of Montreal the Montreal Comedy Festival starts today it's called Just for Laughs or juice per ear if you're French if you are French but it was a joke I love the French particularly your cheese you're welcome anyway just for laughs is the it's the biggest Comedy Festival in the world so if you're a fan of comedy why are you watching the show but just laughs it's what it's like one of those big music festivals but with comedy you could think of it as a joke chela or laughi Palooza or uh Bonnaroo funny bone a roof funny Bonnaroo not just Bonnaroo funny Bonnaroo actually Bonnaroo is a notorious Australian portent film oh you see you've seen that gel yeah yeah a lot of Greek medians play the festival the headline of this year is the legendary my friend your friend the great don't record or and I love doing there is I he looks good oh very sexy looks good yeah yeah does he get some work done yeah a little bit little bit you see him again nah how you showed me instead of doing Ruggles okay our ass enough I'm okay it's too hot it's too hot probably it's really hot man that's the problem I can't do anymore it's too hot now the Heat's getting to you man I you know what I'm looking forward to I'm looking forward to getting this short the way and get tomorrow night's show done oh that's gonna be great god that's the one you want to be at yeah because this one you know it's okay I guess it's hot in here though actually it's hot in here tonight noise I can feel it in do you think it's hot in here yeah I see the audience agree with me you know why because they're not racist man racist racist you wanna add gas to the crater yeah all right tonight's program is brought to you by a sexy new thriller a man in the outback with his front out Craig Ferguson is boner Lou you

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Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 15 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/MJKee9]

Some channel should rerun Craig's show every night. It's the adult equivalent to when I used to watch Joy of Painting as a child: relaxing and inviting.

[u/ehsteve23]

i miss craig

[u/DustyJangles]

I used to watch his show early on years ago but things changed and I didn’t have time to watch it and I just never got back to it. I found the archive channel on YouTube recently and Im sad I missed the later years with Geoff and Secretariat! I share your sentiments on it being relaxing and he’s just such a great personality! Glad to be able to watch it again.