Craig Ferguson - Creepy Moments - March 2014 HQ

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yeah it is that's really hard yeah we're doing do it again what's harder is is playing and talking at the same time who's in the film yeah I mean obviously I can't play like that I took lessons when I was young when I was between 10 to 14 but then I quit like a lot of kids do I was um I discovered something more interesting than piano about 40 so you didn't so it doesn't so much quit the instrument has changed the instrument is that what we're saying to the skin flute Stein keep it they toned never mind so anyway fine please let your applause and cheering die way naturally as if it were real they've been nicely coerced yeah it feels like they've been warmed up by a desperate and sweaty man yeah yeah yeah so have I Frank are you saying you've been warmed up yes me yeah no that warmed up by a desperate sweaty man yeah no I have many times many times yeah it's happening right now where he's a little fella he's had many pictures I usually quoted up and I had to get myself to stop because I always go to this website to get these quotes and if I would have kept going I really would be a quote book on my whole body I put too many quotes on me that's all right that's gonna make you you're pretty interesting anyway I mean but but like you know you you people who could read you you can start a story and then if you like someone you can say do you want to see chapter 2 [Applause] this is from Karla and Falls Church in Virginia you ever been there yeah I've been to Virginia once once why don't you go back well now I'm into dudes nice romantic it's lovely I know you in Paris a lot I'm in Paris I love Paris too where do you go when you're in class you go to the Jardin du Luxembourg I do I do I like to go to the Jardin and I like to go all over to the to the park to the museums I love the Rodin Museum is beautiful really do you like Rodin's the thinker with that big thing that does that yes I love the big thing that does that I forgot how much I liked you it's a big birthday today big birthday yeah that's enough thanks it's a big birthday it's a great day for the World Wide Web you know what that is definitely yeah yeah it's the Internet turns 25 today you know who the hell celebrates the birthday today ron jeremy all right let's go ron jeremy in the internet very different of course one is responsible for most americans looking at porn and has infected millions with viruses over the years and the other one is the world wide web no I love the Muppets like we used to share so uncomfortable I want to be honestly I'm it's great to be here and I love you man but this is it's just it was making me sit upright I don't want you to be uncomfortable I like to slouch well I love a slouch yeah just what what's going on in here what's going on in let's that's right what's wait why are you facing that towards me I'm facing it towards you cause you subconsciously asked me to fail yeah yo you're the king and who's in charge all right let's start again all right stop hi Ricky hey I'm not that good that was I'm gonna start talking like you can you can you see or cheekymonkey Shrek donkey fatty or donkey oh oh you weren't too bad well that's a problem I've had before please that's enough thanks everybody please don't make me push my voice too much I had a very big weekend as you can hear my throat is very scratchy what happened oh I don't know I was just enjoying some lovely things in my mouth and I think I imagine anything oh yes I was fascinating okay so you have a feather you put in your mouth you have a pipe you put in your mouth what else what are the big one of the big Bible things happen to know is he had a son named ham and him saw him naked once in his tent and he put a curse on him that was a big thing last time he saw me naked I was kicked out of subway [Applause] last time last time I am something you mean a kid I was at William Shatner cells last time a ham saw me naked I was auditioning for Mad Men [Music] hey the movie looks good at you you're dressing up with that outfit again doing the cartwheels and stuff happens can you do that what cartwheels in that outfit yeah um not successfully probably I mean I could do other things in that outfit please don't applaud you're ruining the moment for me yeah I'm sure you could waiting Jonah Bill Clinton recently posed for a picture to LA with two women who turned out to be prostitutes turns out without very smart that can not only damage your reputation but could get exposed to a lot of diseases so be more careful next time prostitutes but ty is pointing that's what ties do that's what they're for is it really yeah that's what necklaces do that to cleavage yeah yeah that necklaces are like here's my boobies and ties are like yes well this yeah but according to this my boobies are meant to be your ass cheeks that's what it sounds good right my ass cheeks right but why would you want the one with our cheeks there that's odd but no it's to represent the arms yeah but why that we know where the arse is it's a completely different direction cop dude that with your finger I'm a doctor well alright they are he's falling for that one again

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Keywords: Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show (TV Program), Creepy Moments, Funny Moments, Compilation, March, 2014, Fun, Funny, Late Show, Talk Show, Geoff Peterson (Fictional Character), Weird Horse, TheBetterQualityVids, Better Quality Vids, HQ, HD, High Quality, Top, Secretariat, Bill Clinton, Ricky Gervais, Scarlett Johansson, Drew Carey, Elijah Wood, Keke Palmer, Zooey Deschanel

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Length: 7min 30sec (450 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 06 2014

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