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welcome back buddy welcome back to the show where tonight Jeff and I are celebrating Jeff's discovery of the culture of the good people of Scotland right Jeff hey Jeff things like talking like a pirate from a substandard 1970s TV movie about pirates is in some ways Scottish is it Jeff will you do it every night no this is my real accent and people in Scotland said no your accent you sound American no they said you sound American you with your electric tie i electric tying your nipples up I do you know why I know it's dumb I was watching British television when I was over there you know Scotland England the whale well they're all you know anyway those two don't get into that but the I'm watching this television from all from London and they have a way of talking and television that I think we should do general right right well what they do is this whenever I someone who's talking on television in Britain they talk like this they say um today I'm Majesty the Queen opened a shop and then she went somewhere else they talk like this a little bit like this and then they finish off those sentence like that they start talking and then they go it's a really interesting way to talk John example if we were watching British television I'd say welcome back the show with me and Jeff it's almost like they begin a sentence and someone is grabbing them by the testicles but then the person lets go of the testicles oh did you notice that I couldn't understand a word that you said at all I think it comes from there used to be an Australian broadcaster years ago called Alan Whicker an Alan Whicker would always talk like this and then finish his sentence like that and I think they all copy on I think that's very interesting I'm lying and then what was watching is they have a quite a lot of the don't and Abby Shores as well they go don't Nabi and they go upstairs downstairs and they've got a Titanic which the British press are calling they have this TV show that the same rule guy that wrote I don't nabi is wrought Titanic and it's all about that and the British press calling it drunk and happy is it I think that's a terrible thing to say what a horrible way to make like I'm tragedy you're right Jeff I don't know why anyone would want to do that in this day and age what time is it Jeffrey Peterson I believe it's time for tweet mails look at the thing Oh chants and tweets plus email all right this is from Alan in Montreal Quebec Alan says hi Craig and Jeff I know it said Montreal Quebec so he probably french-canadian and knee yeah all right hello Craig and Jeff I bought my wife I bought my wife a very expensive necklace which she then lost two days later do I have to buy her another one no man it's not your fault your wife's lost the necklace I mean yeah you do actually you know do you think I would say it is time for a divorce what Jeff that is insane we're only talking about the necklace not the end of a relationship okay I got her I got other this is from Carol in Oklahoma City in Oklahoma says dear Greg and Jeff somebody left a note in my windshield asking me on a date have you heard of such a thing yes it's very popular with serial killers Oh was your lying on the bed PS it puts the lotion in the best I'm sorry for making light of terrible tragedy crunchy lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again that's great that's perfect it puts the lotion in the basket or against the house again pick the lotion in the basket all right this is from Kevin in Rochester New York I don't like I don't a time's up don't you worry about all right everything will be fine cabin in Rochester New York says hi Craig and Jeff do you think people get real wha huh do you think people really do get weirder when there is a full moon oh I don't know about that Jeff oh yeah man what are you talking about not only do they get weirder they start to smell like biscuits you

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Channel: TVsCraigFerguson2

Views: 48,940

Rating: 4.9694657 out of 5

Keywords: Craig, Ferguson, Geoff, Petersin, Josh, Robert, Thompson, Malinky

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Length: 6min 24sec (384 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 18 2012

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