Craftopia: When Zelda and Minecraft have a child!

worst pre-made ever go over to the dungeon and just see it's an awesome name what's it called come on come and look dungeon all right great nice i'm still building stuff okay oh yeah building arrows nice thanks for the arrows cheers alex my question to you is do you have bone do you what do you want to do with my bones make an arrow fire oh just hit a bush it exploded into hey nice someone hit me and i leveled up you're welcome uh there's like 92 bread cooking in this cauldron yeah i set a load of bread and marching over there no hold me don't be flying with your sword i'm sorry yeah you do knock people around a bit with that yeah it's got not it's got not back on it i know but don't knock your teammates mate don't knock up your teammates best advice ever like i've been trying for years what you're trying to knock up your teammates me no matter what i do we just won't get pregnant there's a there's a human feces here jake just took a [ __ ] human feces yeah oh yeah i just rolled through it ah disgusting no yep you can cook the feces oh god i'm gonna fry your [ __ ] and eat it oh no no no no no i just ate your poopy oh god how much do i eat oh that's so cool okay so if you jump up and then hover over the campfires it gives you hype yeah oh my god now i'm on fire berry [ __ ] yeah all over that [ __ ] look at that i look alright tosser now what do you mean now yeah oh no [ __ ] off i hate that i hate that hey what the [ __ ] [Laughter] what does the foxy oh there's a bridge over here we haven't been over the bridge i just said that oh ellis there's a bridge over here ellis did you know there's a bridge i think it's a bridge i think it was a bit a bridge built for giants and i was about to call it a [ __ ] look at the beach would you like to see my bulging pill surely you want santa on your [ __ ] oh sunshine oh here guys yes we may have completed the game lord hashburn away lord ashburn attacks with his [ __ ] [Laughter] oh this is good a salty a saute mushroom did you just say sorting a salty he did yeah it's french oh this is good i'm going to build a steak nice i'm going to build build a steak everything that you say is just just it is isn't it it's just absolutely yeah and for my next dish that's my next [ __ ] yo i have collated i'm gonna [ __ ] this fish i'm going to spunk out a fish pie i mean a fish buy kind of already looks like something oh my god look at the size of this [ __ ] sword oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my lordy are you compensating for something there mate apparently i do not like the artwork just but now why not it's gorgeous i hate this i hate games that look like this why to me they just look absolute [ __ ] how how does this look like [ __ ] that says my personal opinion let me know your personal opinion is just wrong maybe yours has anyone got a one-handed torch uh i can make a two-headed torch yeah you won't be able to use it yet because you need to upgrade to be able to use two-handed stuff i need to upgrade my hands basically you have not learned how to use the right left hand you've not learned how to use your other hand to unlock the other hand head over to the fallout 76 okay come today oh my god look at your legs holy [ __ ] yeah i'm not sure i'm not tracking that by the way alex track it live track here can you give that to me there's a breeding facility here oh god i don't know that no oh there's a column here if it wants to get involved what are you having a three-way with it or something what's going on get involved take one for the land but i won't get one free get your [ __ ] here so there's something called a seed extractor so if we want to be able to get more of a certain crop like this corn or whatever you put the crop i'm ignoring you all yeah i get it [Laughter] get it for sure shield not worth it you're better off just dodging okay cool because this shield takes so long for you to pull it out when you're in the middle of like a combo after that pull out no [ __ ] sake oh my god is that the [ __ ] sound yeah what the [ __ ] is that what equipment is everyone using i'm moving to two-handed swords swordsis my precious two-handed scientists firo pyro pyroaxis thank you for the tier 1 subject that's very kind indeed uh the cyberpunk cyber cunk king dropped a seat on them yeah uh i can't make a fire i'll just make a [ __ ] cooking pot and quit your [ __ ] i can't i don't have any charcoal oh fine i'll make it i can't make a fire to make there you are but we want it inside we don't need a fire in there yeah we need to go up high remember so it gives us a boost what the [ __ ] are you all about dude the fire gives you the boost with the uh uh glider thing what do you mean if we put a fight if we put a fire alex you just build up oh [ __ ] yeah what the actual [ __ ] cocky what about you think before i lose my mind i mean we've got plenty of sand around here because if you mine the uh big piles on the front you get yes yes you get piles oh wow look at you you look fabulous hello hello daddy this just blurred your face for some reason that's because it's really blowing yours and i'm trying to look at you is that because your face is really offensive there's a prick filter on in the game ah so you can increase the efficiency of lump of axes and pickups why do i look like a professor who's about to whip someone pah when guardian leviosa then guard you up your answer so for the next age evolution now we need 10 000 gold 20 steel ingots 10 cog wheels belt conveyors and a partridge someone's dropped a little man here there's a man on the fire hey guys this is just a quick reminder that we're going to be streaming right here on youtube this is part of a little streaming experiment that we're doing we'll be live playing some games having some fun at 4 p.m gmt from the 1st of february so if you catch us live be sure to pop into the chat and say hello see you then goodbye

Channel: WorstPremadeEver

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Id: s4bEb_Ac0vE

Length: 8min 21sec (501 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 28 2021