Crackhead in court

today on America's court with judge Ross she's suing Michael Soto for $1,000 over some phone charges is that correct yes your honor that is correct all right now cousin Your Honor I'm her cousin Michael Soto nice to meet you judge you okay sir yes I'm doing wonderful judge you want me to tell you what's going on the whole purpose behind law is to write wrong I want justice to be something that isn't this foreign concept justice knows no boundaries the truth will be heard fair firm compassionate this is America's court with judge Ross Denise Crawford claims her cousin used her good credit to open multiple cell phone accounts and stuck her with the high charges she's suing for $1,000 Michael Soto claims he pays his bills and the plaintiff needs to back off alright folks you may be seen your honor Thank You W Thomas alright this is the case of Denise Crawford ma'am I understand you're suing Michael Soto for $1,000 over some phone charges is that correct yes your honor that is correct all right now cousin your honor I'm her cousin Michael Soto nice to meet you judge okay all right you okay sir yes I'm doing wonderful judge you want me to tell you what's going on well let me start with miss Crawford first okay judge you know okay okay this is crazy to be in court with my cousin Your Honor I can't believe this judge Ross I can't believe this that's the only reason I'm just talking so much I can't believe you know this is my cousin I love her and I'm in court with her okay go ahead you okay I'm great I'm great so scaring me no no no deputy Thomas I think I need you to stand right here okay I want a nice little buffer between the two of us miss Crawford what's going on here hello your honor basically my cousin Michael has taken advantage of me I gave how do you take advantage of your cousin merely don't speak right now okay go ahead thank you your honor okay I can't speak under your breath either sissy didn't mean that Jana don't speak again okay all right well maybe these find out what's going on here let me help you yeah we have an issue of a phone yes how many phones just one free phones three phones and the phones were in your name yes and why do you need three phones i I got three phones for him under my name because his credit was terrible bad credit that's a shock at the time at the time at the time so what the cell phones were for his daughters you see I'm a very very very nice loving young man nice people don't sue people man nice because in Michael you are killing me okay okay okay okay okay gosh now I can already tell where this is going no it's going to a wonderful place just trust me I don't know of too many people who like coming here to see me my first and last all right that's it let's let's hope so sir but something tells me we made that my cousin is involved I know that's your cousin I understand I have to say it that way during this time okay all right well mr. so says you just alright no no no no whip okay what do you want to do thank you get some water and I need a donut I think it's gonna be one of those days here all right sir I'm gonna take a sit with you why don't you do that all right now mr. Soto this is your cousin that's right that's correct what happened here Oh sir gracious doesn't know if my cousin here miss Denise Crawford at the time years back she agreed to get herself cell phone for me because my might my deposit would have just been from here to the moon judge it would have been crazy so she agreed to get it so all I had to pay no deposit fee just for the monthly bill that was very nice of your cousin I was proud of her at the time and so what I was proud of her but like it was years ago though right now I'm just so disciplined but belief with you I'm so upset with you right now but but seriously seriously Jed I am upset with her because we we did everything together but let me get back to the story judge she got one for me in ten months later in December she got one for my daughter Maya and another six months later she got one for my daughter Erica and so I was paying the bill a year and a half how many kids do you have sir I have three kids four by four different big mouths okay okay you don't know how many kids you have sir sir sir do you have three or four sir I have four kids sir said three sir yeah no you're not so I know that her sir I know that sir yeah okay I apologize how many different mothers well she's a fourth Herbet we Oliver what say you really why because we all get along all right so but different mothers but I'm gonna tell you what the real reason is how's your credit sir so April migrated right now is good now so I've gotten my credit back up to par well then if your credits so good why did she need to continue to have the phones in her name sir because we already was on the plan and it was building up adding up why change a good thing sir why change a good thing you know good times roll I was paying it $150 every month on time for a year and a half no problem right here nothing that happened judge Ross until I want silly cocky so loud I'm right here I just want to make sure you know what I found I found that people who really have a lot to say have a lot to say this is America's border with Jeff Ross we're back with the case of Denise Crawford who is suing her cousin over unauthorized cell phone charges so miss Crawford knowing how your cousin is why would you a great man don't get it wrong why would you put three phones in your name for mr. Soto Your Honor we're basically my cousin Michael he has terrible credit okay he asked for different baby mamas Oh Straus support which had the baby mamas I had the best the stable job in his entire life credit bad credit had this that's past tense Your Honor we could move on from the back credit now this is boss Ross's courtroom I say when we move on okay I'm sorry my bad is the credit how would she know your honor well what is it sir I mean I know she's a control freak what you could pry into everyone's busy honor to me I want to know how she would know my credit report that's good tell me what is it what is it right now right Oh right now you're honest it pushing a knife 6-9 6-9 6-9 yeah that's not bad you want a phone what you want nothing G - like I was saying your honor basically he's a fraud you know he comes in this court today and he's trying to why did you have to disconnect the phone fry you don't interrupt it right now why did you have to disconnect the phones I had to basically disconnect the phones because one of his five girlfriends was a costing her girl and she rented my phone bills okay what car bro your honor how did someone else get the cell phone sir I didn't she's Marika's actually I didn't get permission from her to let my roommate use the phone but let me tell you Jewish my mother phone George my cousin I know some information on my cousin George that she don't know that I know what I found out I need to know that cuz you need to know the type of character we're dealing with a character I do know you don't judge we're talking about you you're persistent you're you're assuming judge let me tell you what you search just listen let me just no you listen okay Jade i'ma listen to you I don't want you to talk i'ma beat your humble put your hand out I don't even wanna see your lips move in boss Ross's courtroom you don't dictate what goes down up in here I apologize sir all right now allowed you to perform and clown you're right I probably unless you work for Ringling Brothers right I need to chill it down okay you need to turn down the volume all right otherwise you're gonna be clowning outside don't you feel me it's warming it's warmer here and I apologize yeah I don't want to leave your courtroom if she put the phones in her name then she has the right to say who can use the phones why were two of the children given cell phones ma'am well Christmas was coming up okay and also the other daughter's birthday was coming up so I thought I was being a nice person all right nothing he decides to take one of the cell phones give and give one to his car girl and then take the other cell phone and give it to another pay the phone bills for one miles out of over a year I have proof right here and we took a look at that one soda is that true were you paying the phone bill what's going on here judge is that my cousin see she's a control freak and she makes up things about people judge I don't appreciate the things she called her my roommate a call girl judge see the people in the street see the stripper girl miss proper she's not a stripper you just she's an exotic dancer I mean it's the difference just hmm but don't have to point judge you anything else I'm yeah basically also Your Honor I would like to at least get ten thousand dollars in pain and suffering man I don't play in the NBA may not work at four okay there's some it well let me say this certain somebody is going to be out of pocket but it's not gonna be boss Ross the gavel is gonna come down in favor of the plaintiff in this case for $1,000 that is the order you judge Ross has ruled favor of the plaintiff the defendant is ordered to pay $1,000 give me my money oh yeah oh yeah are you kidding me I feel what just happened in the courtroom I want to be I don't know what I want to say I'm really this is really still fast amazing I mean quit with my cousin but I read what really baffles me is how judge Ross was looking at my cousin that's why I love cuz we know we know I paid the bills on time I'm Michael Soto I always do this right

Channel: Richard Dwyer

Views: 3,366,168

Rating: 4.5560079 out of 5

Keywords: Ghetto, Crackhead, ufc

Id: q1KJIaVJn-8

Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2011

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What a rollercoaster, lol. Don't think he's a crackhead at all, just zany.