Corinna's Accident with a Jalapeno Pepper with Her Boyfriend | David Dobrik's New Car

friend corrina tweeted the other day she's like the funniest thing happened to me i wish i had a podcast to tell it on and i immediately texted her and i was like you do it on our podcast so karina's now here has really hyped up the story because it's you know she tweeted about it and then she she even called me yesterday before we're doing the podcast jay and she goes you're going to laugh so much that's what she said i know i did nothing yeah yes no i didn't you said something yes because now i'm all nervous and my heart's racing i'm scared all right what happened better it's okay it's not okay now you've really hyped no i'm kidding it's it's not going to be good can you start with something else she's had some great stories in the past she has had good remember the three-way story yeah start with something else okay you want me to start sure yeah i just got a new car it's an aston martin it's beautiful thank you congrats so are you oh oh ow just hit her um i went to the place to get the car and i told the dealer i was like hey man is there any way i could buy it like just for three months like i'll plug you guys on instagram i'll pay you also for the three months but i just don't want the car for for i'm gonna get bored of it i know i'm gonna get part of it and he goes i can't do that because that's literally our business like everybody here gets bored of those sports cars like that's why you know sports cars owners they have their cars for like something three months and then they get a new one um and i'm and then and then there was a guy there that i think watched my videos or he seen something from me and he got my number i talked to him a little bit like he's like let's get let's do something soon he like told me about his company whatever and then he texts me the next day and he goes hey you want me to just buy the car and i'll just lease the car i'll just lease the car out to you for like three months and i was like okay so he bought the car the car you know the car i have now the aston martin he purchased the entire car and i'm just paying the lease for the three months that i want it and he's like if you want it longer just you can pay longer what who is that and that crazy he owns like he owns a company can you imagine the [ __ ] chances of that that's insane it was the only guy on the dealership and he was buying himself a lamborghini and he just overheard like i told him i told him i was like yeah i want this car but i just want it for three months i'm probably not gonna do it he's a customer wow what does he do can i get his number he's like i've been wanting to start like a car rental company so this will just be my first car so i was like okay cool so he literally bought it and he brought it over the next day and that [ __ ] insane [ __ ] real your luck isn't that crazy human like congratulations thanks congratulations for meeting this guy do you think you're gonna keep it longer than no i'm not gonna keep it longer i love the [ __ ] car but i a sports car is not it doesn't make any sense that's that's really crazy actually if uh if you had any good experiences in it so far let's just take ilya out took natalie out natalie's been looking at me differently yeah yeah when we're driving i'm just like staring at him and drooling the whole time yeah the [ __ ] front seat is soaked we went for like that sounds gross yeah that's not what i meant speaking of soaked karina what happened with you okay first of all how do you know it's a sex story it is a sex story god damn it so i've been trying to post more tick tocks and i'm really bad at it but i saw that tick tock track anyone good at tick tock i haven't seen oh i'm a poor person i just do like the easiest so i'm like always trying to find like the easiest ones to do because i'm just like not creative so i'll like just do the stupid cringey or like you know [ __ ] girl like whatever you know what i'm talking about right like i mean that's not bad though that's what would make like 30 percent of tick tock is like pretty people looking pretty like that's that's a cool thing to watch there's no there's no talent there i mean it's just like me just literally looking into the camera it's like whatever yeah but you were born with talent it's called beauty oh thank you oh you've come with me twice today she got a ferrari that's fine can i drive in it so i saw the have you seen the trend where they like put cream cheese into a jalapeno pepper and then they put takis in it yes yes so i was like oh i can do this one and it sounds [ __ ] delicious so i did it and i filmed it a couple times and it was actually really good right and then i like tried different variations i saw that video by the way and you kept referring to the cream cheese as sauerkraut i know speaking of no talent though i was watching the video and that she had the cream cheese in the i didn't want to she had the cream cheese and the pepper or whatever and the cream cheese like container was sitting right next to so everything was in the shot and she's like so you put the sour cream in and i went immediately i immediately went to the comments and everyone was like it's not [ __ ] sour cream dumbass okay the reason why i thought of sour cream was i bought sour cream because i make this like sour cream dip it doesn't matter whatever i thought it was sour cream it's not okay besides the story so i started doing different variations of it and like the actual one i posted was i put it into like um i like spicy but i don't know how you're gonna get to sex from this story either what happened taylor holder busted into my shirt i was like i'll do this tick tock with you put that [ __ ] you first put that sour cream cream cheese all over my [ __ ] [ __ ] okay just wait this way okay all right go go so the one i ended up like liking and posting was like i did a sweet pepper with with cream cheese and hot cheetos which is actually better i like spicy but it was just it was just really [ __ ] good sure fast forward i go and play a game on my computer i have one of my friends staying at my house and uh i was really horny so i was like hey you want to [ __ ] in the kitchen because i've never really [ __ ] in my kitchen there we go jay perks up yeah and then what you probably pushed the cream cheese to the side huh who's your friend um we play video games together i i basically ninja i have this really good friend let me get my story oh you're sorry sorry really good friend um and we actually are friends and i took his virginity so he's like very i took his virginity so now he has to [ __ ] me in the kitchen whenever i ask oh this is part of the story so like he comes really quick oh like the first time we had sex i mean he doesn't care about this the first time he had sex it was like 10 seconds like literally wow that is impressive but like every other time the longest thing he's ever gone is like i'm in it like there's no problem with whatever it's whatever he's gonna he's getting something he knows i see this i've grossed him all the time when we stream but he's gonna hear this or maybe probably he doesn't listen i don't think but so we were [ __ ] in the kitchen and it's like really quick he ended up like coming on the floor which was just really weird sad place to come after he came hey what's on the floor sorry okay after he came i was like oh my god i'm so wet right now so i take my fingers and i like rub my [ __ ] to like show him how wet i am and as i'm doing so i feel something and i'm like what the [ __ ] is that and i didn't want to pull my hand out cause i didn't want to be like gross and be like oh there's something in my vagina right so i like look and it's a jalapeno pepper oh my god and i'm like oh my god look at this he's like what is that i'm like it's a jalapeno pepper like seed and he's like holy [ __ ] and i was just sitting there i was like oh it's whatever like it's whatever dude the next thing i know my vagina is on like the worst pain i have ever felt in my whole entire life i was freaking out i started taking paper towels and like soaking them in water and just like shoving them in my pants like just like what do i do like like it was the exact pain you have in your mouth was it like your vagina was it like a delicious pain like you were like i could still taste the pepper i can i can still feel like right now talking about it my whole body's getting like you know that like weird hot like feeling when you eat something spicy i feel that right now so i'm like freaking i'm like what do i do like what like what the [ __ ] do i do in this situation like my vagina's literally burning so i'm like stuffing my pants nothing's working i'm like i need to go sit in a bath i'm like sprinting down the stairs screaming he's laughing he's laughing i go in the bathtub and i go i need you to give me almond milk he's like what i'm like get me almond milk so i like fill the bathtub up like an inch inch tall he gives me like a thing of almond milk i'm like pouring this on my vagina in the bathtub i'm sitting in this like thing of almond milk he's like i have more there's more almond milk upstairs if you want me to get it he's princesses all in your tick tock no no why the reason why there was jalapeno in my [ __ ] you could have just said is because well because that's come on okay i mean yeah you're having sex in the kitchen the jalapeno but it was like two hours later it had been stuck under my fingernail oh i was like i never wear fingernails there was a jalapeno seed under my fingernail and that's how it got in my [ __ ] oh too much time on your hands i'm sitting in the bathtub full of literally like four cartons of almond milk and my vagina is like i'm not kidding i sat in that bath for like 20 30 minutes like throbbing pain damn my first thought would have been to grab the cream cheese i've been you know what's funny is i literally thought about it i thought about smearing cream cheese in there to like dilute the paint i wonder what this tastes like with green cheese dude it was [ __ ] that's so funny and did the almond work all in pain uh your vagina jesus did the office jason was nervous did you did your almond vagina did you not i mean you obviously needed because almond milk but like did you finish during the thing yeah um i was pouring the almond milk in my vagina and it actually really helped it did wow and then well there you have it jake to answer your question from earlier you also have a something burning on your penis just pour almond milk on it good thank you i can't even describe you the pain imagine somebody putting like a jalapeno seed in your in your pee hole yeah that was that's bad like [ __ ] yeah and like you can't do anything like it's just burning [Music] do [Music] you

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Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 23 2020