-♪♪ "Tonight Show:
Cooler Heads" ♪♪ ♪♪ "Tonight Show:
Cooler Heads" ♪♪ ♪♪ "Tonight Show" ♪♪ -All right, Higgins,
tell us how the game works. -Well, it's very simple. You'll each be taking turns answering multiple choice
football trivia questions. Once your answer's locked in, two coolers will be carried out
and dumped over your heads. [ Laughter ] If you answer correctly,
your cooler will be empty and your opponent will be doused
with a mystery substance. [ Laughter ] -Why are you looking at me for? -He answers correctly,
you get dumped on. Any questions? -Yeah, I was just wondering --
-Great. First question is for Jimmy.
[ Laughter ] -All right, here we go.
-Ready? -This is football trivia.
-Football trivia. In 1892 --
-Oh, come on. [ Light laughter ]
Give me a real one. -Who became the first --
-For real? -Yes, for real.
-1892? -1892.
-I don't know anything that happened in 1892.
Columbus? -That's his year, man.
He's totally 1892. Who became the first
professional football player when he was paid $500
to play in a game? Was it, A, Harry Tickler.
-What? -B, Harry Testes.
[ Laughter ] -Come on. Come on.
-Or, C, "Pudge" Heffelfinger. A, B, or C. -It's not Harry Testes,
obviously. [ Light laughter ]
-Could be. Could be. You never know. Why would something that crazy
be in there? -It was a popular name
back in the day. [ Light laughter ]
-1892. -Harry Tickler. A.
Final answer. -You're going to say
Harry Tickler? You're locked in?
-Who is Harry Tickler? -Okay, let's get those coolers
out here. It's locked in.
[ Drumroll ] Let's see if he was right. Three, two, one, dump! [ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -Oh! You were wrong. [ Cheers and applause ] You were wrong. -Should have gone with Testes. -Yeah, you should have went
with Testes. The answer was C,
"Pudge" Heffelfinger. -Was there ice in there?
-It was icy cold eggnog. -Oh, my gosh!
[ Laughter and applause ] -Can we see that in slow motion? [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh. Freezing.
-That was a lot. [ Whistle blows ] -Score is 7-0. Next question is for James.
Hey, James. -Hi.
[ Laughter ] -What the hell just happened? -I can feel how cold
that is from here. -The hell just happened? [ Laughter ] Oh, gosh.
-It's freezing. -You gotta sit in it.
-Ice cold. This is a nightmare. -He's sitting in it.
-Ice cold. Okay. James. -What is this here for?
[ Laughter ] -That's to wash off your hands.
-Useless! -What the hell am I going to do
with this stupid thing? It's already to be soaking wet
with eggnog. All right, let's go.
Next question. -Ready?
-This is ridiculous. -You want us to hurry up because
you're kind of cold. -Yeah, I hate this game.
[ Laughter ] Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, in 1892. -This is a different one. What inspired Kansas City Chiefs
owner Lamar Hunt -- [ Cheers and applause ]
God bless you -- to coin the term "Super Bowl"
in 1966? Was it, A,
bowl-shaped stadiums? B, his son's Super Ball toy? Or, C, his favorite
Superman comic? What was it?
That's a tough one. -That's a good one.
-That's a brain buster. That's a noodle burner.
[ Laughter ] What are you going to say,
James? 1966.
-It's seeping into my underwear. -I mean, I know...
-Lamar Hunt. -...DC is, you know, really popular thing right now,
"Justice League" and all that. But I'm going to say
the Super Bowl -- like his son's toy,
the Super Ball toy. -You're going to say B,
the Super Ball toy? -B, B, B.
-Answer's locked in. Answer's locked in.
The Super Ball toy. Get the coolers out here.
-Get ready, dude. It ain't no Super Ball toy. -Let see if it's right!
Three, two, one, dump! [ Ding! ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Yes! You are correct. [ Cheers and applause ]
You are correct, James! That was tinsel. You look like Cher. Can we see that in slow motion? -Why?
[ Laughter ] Super Ball toy?
-Yeah. -How the heck
would you know that? -Lamar Hunt.
-Okay. This is ridiculous.
-Everyone loves Lamar Hunt. -Super Ball toy. Okay.
Give me a real question. -All right. Ready?
It's a barn burner. -Give me something I know.
-14-0. [ Light laughter ]
James is in the lead. This next question is for you.
-I know who's in the lead. -Next question.
-Really? Is he winning? -Yes, he's winning.
It's 14 -- you have 14. -I didn't know who was winning.
-You have zero. -I smell like eggnog.
-14-0. [ Whistle blows ]
Ready? [ Laughter ]
Which of these artists -- -If Harry Testes is an answer --
[ Laughter and applause ] -Which of these artists
have never -- that is, never performed at
a Super Bowl Halftime Show? Is it, A,
New Kids on the Block? B, Taylor Swift? Or, C, The Rolling Stones? Now what are you going to say? New Kids --
-Did New Kids do it? New Kids or Taylor Swift. I saw The Rolling Stones.
-Right. -[ Groans ]
Oh, I don't think Swifty did it. I say B, Taylor Swift
has never performed. -Answer's locked in.
-Yes. -It's locked in.
Let's get the coolers out here. [ Drumroll ]
-I hate you guys! -Let's see if Taylor Swift
is the correct answer. Three, two, one, dump! [ Ding! ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, oh, my gosh. James got battered with popcorn.
-What? -Multi-flavor popcorn.
Can we see that in slow motion? -No, why?
That's all you got? [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh. Caramel corn, cheese corn,
and butter corn. -How does he get popcorn?
-That's nuts. [ Light laughter ]
-This is the most rigged thing I've ever done
in my entire life. -Score is James 14, Jimmy 7.
-All right. -I cannot believe.
[ Whistle blows twice ] -You know what that
double whistle means. -No.
-It's time for the final question.
-All right. -There's a twist.
-Yeah, what's that? -This is a question worth
a touchdown, plus a two-point conversion,
so that's eight points. So Jimmy, technically -- technically,
you could still win. -Let's do it. -And this is your question,
James. -I feel good.
I feel like a winner. -If you get this right, you win.
-Okay. -If you get it wrong...
-All right, we got it. -...glitter man's the winner.
-Yeah, glitter man. Glitter man.
Coming this summer. [ Laughter ]
-Stuck on there with egg nog. -All right, James.
-Yes. -What is the only team
in history to win three NFL championships
in a row? -I have no idea. -Was it, A,
the Green Bay Packers? B, the Dallas Cowboys? Or, C, the Pittsburgh Steelers? -Oh.
-Oh, this is for James. -Yeah, for James?
-Oh, great. -This is it. Green Bay Packers. -You're going to say
the Green Bay Packers? Answer's locked in.
Let's get the coolers out here. This is for the whole thing. -Better not be popcorn
this time. -Let's see who the winner is.
Three, two, one, dump! [ Ding! ]
[ Audience "ohs" ] [ Cheers and applause ] That means --
that was Buffalo wing sauce. Which means James is the winner!
[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] [ Whistle blows ] -Fist bump!
-You can't even shake my -- This is the dumbest game
I've ever played on this show. The champion,
James Franco, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
Stick around. We'll be right back
with Niall Horan, everybody. What is going on, dude? -[ Indistinct rapping ] ♪♪♪♪
