Cookie Run: Kingdom but we google translated it TWICE...

I just started to start another War here oh my God why are you so problematic small child today I put all the text in Cookie Run Kingdom through Google translate and showed it to my friends now if you haven't seen my other videos doing this you don't need to because I've redone the entire thing the game has now been through 16 languages pretty much everything has changed and in my opinion it's ten times funnier enjoy what about simp your vanilla or ableist Ginger brave for the Reckoning of cookie kind as herb cookie ruler of nature demon of demons are you okay not at all enjoy I am sleeping let's starve away from the computer they Lean Like This he bought happened happened what happened wouldn't you like to know it's cold outside so don't stay in time too long Cookie Run kingdom is known for its variety of things to do put up the ball today create something current price speed Crystal dog hair cake dog more please youth ministry you rule I have an assignment to share No you don't Elder power with food oh I just realized the uh the Sorting thing is called failure isn't there something else oh yeah and the cookies I guess you unicorn cookies with Galaxy he he yo it's Fire Spirit cookie whoa I can't believe he's a kingdom now hey it's macaroni biscuits she returns Soul Stone cake oh God imagine you just bite into that it just like destroys your teeth that's just like a that's just like a rock candy cake I'd be down with it lunar Austria yeah sounds about right I love lunar Austria it's the sequel to Austria we've always wanted it's in space whoa wait hold on you're from Austria spices to you another game wait he knows another game Raspberry Pi that's the name of some computers I have one right here actually huh cocoa cake in the dark no hold on a moment why is rare called pregnancy what oh I just see that now oh no there's please help and stop which is very worrying I don't know how to feel about this bad pancake sauce I guess mala sauce would be bad on pancakes huh yeah yeah holy holy cookies the fruit of All Souls absolutely wrong fruit perfect cookie she returns she returns and she needs help Korean Pistorius yeast steamed fish with Spirit Stone they killed a purple all soulstones are purple wrong but okay seafood seafood biscuits red beagle red beans he wanted to be a dog now he's a dog god he's a [ __ ] furry pleasure and fury being next to pure vanilla cookie is very worrying oh no ah I said white lily or else shut the [ __ ] up I'm putting you in the pear wiggler to suffer again wasn't he possible no no it was before now he's bought he upgraded but for him everyone has a wolf comb I I I don't know I have no freaking response to that you're not have a wall Stonewall hi chocolate chip cookies finally a chocolate chip cookie and cook your own kingdom evil Punisher vanilla cake yeah that's that's fitting for herb right bites lie this is the second cake it's the third Pig actually onion pancake sounds god-awful oh God no please chive pancake sounds worse a fifth cookie whatever there's another one four cake gift box I don't like that word next to Gumball [Music] bomb no the other one Prince cookie congrats on your transition why isn't muscle cookie now putty if we're doing a reboot we may as well go to the start of the story White it was oh what a terrible sight has cookie brought an army of Cookie Monsters to this country oh cool Cookie Monster you're right he attacked me when I was busy elsewhere that delt Cookie Monster flashback just chewing the hell out of your vanilla was like furiously trying to like heal away it's easier chance to attack the brownies those are cakes you [ __ ] they look like brownies kind of the black witch bites what does it mean oh my gosh no shut up if you fall and fall again if you dare hour it's just a [ __ ] clock in the background I think oh an hour there is no way out but you know what I like it it's almost time wow Massachusetts take much did you say masochistic is that the correct term it's masochistic mole respectfully you're very silly oh Father no no no no no I fell oh no gingerbread is dying good remember when this was I ate a cookie what is that word what is that word exorbitant eats cookies blind in front of me I thought I was blind but I'd actually tightened my hoodie goodbye Strawberry Shortcake witches are so scary when did Strawberry Shortcake get here that franchise hasn't been relevant in years is it even still around I don't know maybe sugar yeah Brown dwarfs not even [ __ ] remotely close I found you in the woods and brought you here what if the brown and the sugar on their name just like switched places brown sugar oh did you know that this place used to be a kingdom looks like it still is look again [ __ ] it's a desert Wasteland or should I say dessert Wasteland okay enough for used content we should continue the Unicorn story of course didn't you see the stars that tried to shine yesterday and then I didn't let them only I can shine no one else everyone looks at Prince cookie who apparently transitioned and is now he him and it's like him in my bio I would actually hit it okay pronouns did change butter cookies three the first two died looking up at the sky I sincerely wish you what was you I wish you I wish you would die all right let's read let's read the names of these why is one called prom invitation accepted all right all right we can go back to the main story I was just waiting on someone okay guys um we have surprise guest astrovan yay with me epic is now IBS rare is now pregnancy what you're you're kidding right no why is it this word again why why do you not know the word exorbitant do I look like a [ __ ] dictionary to you do I look like your mom I'm running out of time sir sandwiches with all herbs essential well they're ordering from Subway before they die I need a five dollar foot long stat bite of Health I will bite you I'm I'm a Healer but Chomp Chompy Chomps these cookies are bad let's finish them off they need our help they really want it these cookies are bad we must mercy kill them what the [ __ ] Ginger Brave these cookies are bad finish then sorry I was eating the floor what was that hey wait a minute I just realized with this new translation we won't have fake type oh no goodbye fake type and the donkey might not be here no no in the Years [Music] there we go there's the [ __ ] fake type don't go for you can't you see the king of the vanilla Kingdom or right in front of you no no I do not wait I can't see that blind yeah because your eyes are closed you [ __ ] idiot open your eyes what are you doing who is this tumbler sexy man this is what happens when you say things like that I just called Esther hazy a Tumblr sexy man come on yeah and the game was like no we don't use that term here what's your food jelly fried jelly Burger jelly pizza they even have steak jelly welcome to McDonald's welcome to McDonald's how can I take your order the black witch bites I should be the one that bites bites you I just realized that illusion might be the new translation of fake type uh-oh you mean what type it used to be a what type yeah because I really want to know how do you make a monster cake if I want to on from cannibalism to making Frankenstein Creations this child is Unstoppable asking for a friend how do I make a monster cake asking for a friend how do I rule the world I can't sit back and watch you lose what you can't see his who are you what will you do to stop the anonymous boring dirty me who are you you seem fun I do not like the direction of where this is going to sacrificed everything to make your plans come true holy [ __ ] it's the atheist [ __ ] friend it is provenil like having a wholesome woman with dark enchanters what is going on here uh I don't know no it just got friend zoned Falcon death noise okay vanilla cookies yeah it was it was it was so obvious uh looks like an unexpected guest damn damn my ex I thought I still had a restraining order on you box of vanilla sweets on a white background sounds like a good ass Album please forgive I do not want to hide my identity anymore ah but I'm very Anonymous ah but I'm very trans wow oh so they didn't want to give up get dark witch py with no returns no refunds hashtag ad and I will be the country with a gingerbread cookie is a huge dog birthday it is a huge dog gonna point out again do not press the lose button or we will lose all right press the lose button lost all right my dog busted in [ __ ] break through the wall what do you mean busted in yeah you covered up and break into my walls like what gingerbread like when Ginger Brave did the door will not stop him this door cannot stop me because I cannot perceive by God of which will not exist this door will not stop me for I cannot perceive it's all completely blind and folded yeah but I'm very origami I'm putting this in the video ah help me my friend Unity Solarium swears it was founded when the vanilla Empire was founded Solarium and founded found Inception that is the new super epic you idiot Unity Solarium it's just an orb it's just like some Sun shaped I don't even know no no no details literally just Ms paint white circle our sweet crunchy hearts are beating just in time find peace and happiness in every cookie first off I don't think hearts are meant to be crunchy oh God oh my God did you just said no hold on did you just ask what if you freeze dried a heart didn't you oh my God we practice cannibalism in the vanilla Kingdom no I guess that's why I guess that explains custard the third sword deal yeah can't wait to see my friend again my friend I hope everyone here is healthy and beautiful like the picture I'm slowly remembering my past hey wait a minute my hair is burnt I I just I thought it was wilted like uh like a vanilla flower because he's pure vanilla yeah the guy I always thought of vanilla cream or something but no it probably is a flower actually yeah oh no Pure vanilla's Hair really is like the flower the flower part of uh like a vanilla plant does that mean just by existing he's touching a plant and we'll get dragged to Hell by herb oh [ __ ] oh why'd you gotta say that herb is an Eldritch God he is the plant hive mind one vanilla cookie grit oh stop hey didn't you realize capitalism's been abolished ever since the war we can't afford adobe's products anymore we have a war to fight your heart wait cross puppy yeah cross puppy of course I forget the cross puppy black witch cake May I order like number two number nine number six with extra dip number 45 one with cheese and a large soda here you go thank you why are all those words capitalized why aren't because Homestuck no that actually is a typing quirk in Homestuck though or queen from beltaroon we're sorry for the inconvenience but there seems to be a problem what do you like just give me a burger just give me a double burger extra cheese okay here you go thank you do you remember that fateful night the night you got your double burger with extra cheese that night everything changed the world around me the world I know and my neighbors the night Ned Flanders moved in next to me oh my God I understand your confusion about plain vanilla cookies oh shut up sounds like a cookie bomb could an honest ah [ __ ] explodes God damn oh geez oh my God oh my God Powers my powers are Grand oh little church I pray in silence for the many days in this Auditorium slowly becoming a Christian again return to Christianity shepherd's pie oh no that's an awful thing to make into a cookie why is it in the pure vanilla Kingdom why when is historic day the leaders of pure vanilla cookie company announced the creation of the vanilla Empire damn a company rated Empire that really is just capitalism we are corporate so true uh ah sure but I'm very identity theft you cope your vanilla cookies yeah I said vanilla [ __ ] kiss the woman already ah but I care for the Earth free you are the only cookie that keeps me coming back oh pure Lily um sir may I continue no you may not ah I don't wanna I almost did it it's infectious it's a disease that's why they want to get out I have dibs on this [ __ ] dog no cookie biscuits [Music] Oscar would try to pet them all oh can I call dibs can I call dibs I will not serve you this place is not for you please are you yossifying him well that's like that's really express yourself as we beat up this dog this is gingerbread's way of saying go [ __ ] yourself in a clean manner express yourself don't express yourself go Express Yourself continue [ __ ] done this poor bear cake oh that's a good title I'm stealing that continue just getting progressively more pissed off at this yachtified [ __ ] insect hands mean trouble hope you never see these cookies again yeah what a freak oh my God insect hands is a crazy Ginger Brave is no longer ableist but he is not fond of furries maybe he has a machine inside me hey don't worry don't worry it's a pacemaker yeah my little pacemaker it's just it's just a pacemaker I promise I promise microchip [Music] oh my God law enforcement microchip me I cannot be near her though I do not remember that no no some [ __ ] microchipped pure vanilla and put them on pet finders to beat the black witch cookies and give them presents we are nice people good idea that is good for our Christian programming I think pure vanilla has another reason to give presents to dark enchantress uh-oh uh-oh stop this will make her very happy sure buddy sure I may as well also show a thing I found that we cannot line no it's a new line around the same time because I was trying to find that line to see what it changed to and I found something worse how did you top that it was at this moment that mole knew he [ __ ] up [Applause] we actually can't put that in no we can still censor it though that's so terrible I was gonna say like oh sheep it's your turn to voices now and then God I can't believe I'm the pastry dude your goofy smile and last smile is everything on my phone she called you goofy bro [ __ ] off [ __ ] Goofy I didn't even put that together I just said it on an Impulse holy [ __ ] you [ __ ] did that out of instinct impulse I didn't even realize even I was taken aback by that holy [ __ ] mole you're gonna give yourself PTSD by doing things on impulse God I'm just gonna say ah in front of my family members so doing something really casual don't go after all Cookie should help each other I'm learning to be Christian oh my God actually I'm not sure if I want to be Christian anymore to everyone thank you for your help and you will eat those words Ginger Brave baking if you will eat those words I'm I'm afraid of what you mean by that boy do I have it unlocked what no I do not you don't okay and you never will again that means the story is over okay it is because you literally can't access the rest of the Sonic story anyways I'm looking through a text right now I'm control effing for funny stuff and I just found something insane in the part of the Sonic story I don't have unlocked uh let me read this off for you Sonic cookie show yourself as Eggman execute and block attacks let's kill him Dr Eggman illusion what are you doing you son of a [ __ ] oh my God that's no good Ginger Brave kill him Mr Electric kill him well I think I've had enough of that for the day be sure to uh there's this really funny button under the video click it if you want to see more of this it'll be hilarious there's also a bell somewhere I don't know what it does they won't let me see it if you find it tell me I've been syrupy and you've been sending me a letter what is this [Music]

Channel: syrupyy

Views: 119,927

Keywords: CRK, cr, translated, meme, syruppy

Id: JbTRV1wFUQ8

Length: 22min 45sec (1365 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 12 2023