Conan Shares How His Wife Reacted To His New Cologne | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

last week we tried out the Joop cologne for men because Tracy Morgan had mentioned it in his live episode at the Beacon Theater yes we had our thoughts and it ended with you going home smelling like a bucket of Jupe to see what kind of reaction you were gonna get yes I wanted we wanted to test to see what my wife's reaction would be without me saying anything so um this happened last week drove home from the podcast Studio to make sure because I had some Jupe on me that we applied uh during the podcast to make sure I got out of my car in the garage and I sprayed underneath the right part of my throat and the left part of my throat and then rubbed it in because I wanted it to be powerful um super duper exactly so I walk in I go into the kitchen um my wife's there and the first thing I wanted to do was give her a big hug so that she would really smell it so at first I think she was concerned because I was coming in for this big hug and um you know we haven't hugged since I think 2006. um that was yes according to the lawyers it's 2006. uh but sorry going for this hug and I think she's a little bit like huh okay all right I'm getting a big hug from Conan this is nice and then her I I intentionally made sure that because I'm taller than her she's quite tall but I'm taller than her so that her nose is right up against and she went oh Euro and she stepped back and she went you're wearing a cologne and she's being very diplomatic because um what if I think her initial thought was my husband is now a guy that wears cologne and this is what he's Conan yeah and um how do I get out of it this is who you are now your cologne cologne I'm cologne Conan and uh so she said oh and she was so she didn't have like oh my god what the you know she just said oh a Colona said yes do you like it and she was like um yeah and she's being very diplomatic oh how nice and she's being sweet because this is you know lies is very nice and she's very sweet and then I started to explain the back story and she said okay because it's really strong and I said yeah so then I start walking around and talking and then uh like my son comes home and he's like whoa what's happening in here and I realized okay I should I'm gonna try and tone this down a little bit so I got some soap and water and was like washing my throat and my under underneath my jaw and um walking around nope that Jupe was there to stay it was the equivalent it was the uh it was the equivalent of getting a tattoo and so then what I didn't realize is that night sometimes when I fall asleep I roll over onto my stomach so I ground Jupe into my pillow and my mattress and then three days later um I'm still smelling Jupe on our sheets and I think they've been watched washed so Joop is not something that you it's not a decision you can take lightly my Joop was with me for maybe six six to seven days did you did you did it feel like you were in bed with Tracy Morgan it did yeah and you probably you enjoyed I had a very erotic Adventure my pillow yeah let's just put it that way yeah okay what speaking of Tracy and then later on you see me at a restaurant opening a bottle of wine and it's me with my pillow the pillow's sitting opposite me has me followed by a private detective and he goes I got bad news for you he's seeing some on the side and then he she sees pictures of me with my pillow [Laughter] I take it to dinner a guy comes by with a violin and he's playing while we're I'm ordering the best champagne move it into an apartment yeah that's right I got you all set up in your own special place with an allowance now when I brought that jeep in last week I left only to find that Tracy Morgan that day a package arrived from him yes this was great I went home with the Joop which sounds it does sound like I the class I came home with the clap I went to this house of ill repute and I came home with the Juke ah that guy that guy's lousy with the Jew doctor you gotta help me I got the Jew uh so uh yeah Tracy sent me a bottle of Jupe and a handwritten note really lovely so you have dupe now at home and in the office yeah I've got my home Jupe and I got my work juice up yeah you're drooped up for Dave yeah oh I'm all set for Jupe although Tracy says to really do this properly you've got to use half a bottle with each application so I'm really good for four days when you think about it four years whoa all right well anyway again our thanks to Tracy Morgan for showing me this side of life I didn't know I think maybe I am a Cologne guy now and if anyone asks my cologne is dupe why because you can put it on once and it's there for life

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Length: 6min 0sec (360 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 15 2023