Competitive Mario Maker: The Road To S-Plus!

what did you think was gonna happen Oh everybody's got the ninja what what does that mean I've never seen that before Mario maker now that is an A plus me right there I love that buff Santa Luigi okay okay let me go let me go please I don't deserve this game starts off and I'm immediately mistreated don't do it oh thank you you were a kind man I must get rid of the shell watch out toad there are many an enemy but mostly just me blocking your path you know how it'd be Cho don't worry I'll clear the path for you whoa dude that was so many enemies just then oh do the one-point whoa red S Plus is that how high it goes do you have to get S Plus and then get red s plus god I've got my work cut out for me sure thing Mario or whichever brother you are you can have the car but please don't run me over with it dude how did you complete the clear condition I don't even know where I'm going this is a ridiculous level oh I see them where are they going I want to go where they're going someone's gonna have to get this car out of the way or we're never gonna get in the door this isn't good no you can't have it stay away from me ow my face yes yes yes I couldn't do it no toad you don't understand we have to be kitty cats you're gonna give it right to him no he gave it right to him I knew it was gonna be this way you don't understand toad we had to beat kitty cats what a rollercoaster hello my honey hello my baby hello my 3d world get off my head all of you all of you never ever touch my noggin again yeah hello world I've been birthed it's gonna keep on keeping on brother I got my own plans of going to the right no matter how badly I'd like to investigate the stage the rule of thumb is go to the right it's a painful lesson that we've learned many many times throughout my Mario maker playing career also a lesson I've learned a polite thing to do in the competitive Mario maker scene is to wait when you get to the flag so that they lose as many gamer points and hey I can respect that when the opportunity presents itself I'm not gonna do it every single time but I'll try you know like I'm not trying to lose games because I waited that was a complete complete accident didn't know the flag was gonna be there I was just holding right I can't say that I'm a fan of the lag I have a feeling it might get me killed on a part such as this it did get everybody else killed though which is unfortunate for them but probably a good thing for me only for the time being though because you know you never know when the lag might turn and then become my enemy it's actually very hard to make these jumps with input lag because it might eat an input and then cause me to get hurt kind of like that Jesus it's really nerve-wracking when I'm not jumping exactly what I want to jump I was holding back wow I'm upset about that one that was really just out of my control entirely the goal is simple kill a Monty mole and reach the goal I don't really know where the Monty mole is but there's a lot of fire cool cool and I don't get to reach the flagpole at all so nice of them to wait it's a dog-eat-dog world out there I'm Green link because I'm Luigi this is awesome this is my first multiplayer level with links and I just throw a bomb at the bag of Mario's head careful with the bombs bro whoa you can block the bombs with the bomb shield with the regular shield how do you do the how do you do the run how do you do the fast run how do you run like a fast boy hey this is pretty sketch this is pretty sketch damn it shield doesn't really do anything against gigantic metal dogs now does it I feel like this level is going by so fast I don't have time to appreciate it it's actually really good but I'm also trying to win but it's also well made and I want to show it some respect I got a guy who reaches the flag first is the only guy who isn't linked not that that matters it's just interesting chicken fight chicken fight stuck in a room with the mad last typical Tuesday am i right Luigi you can't get rid of me that easily you simpleton oh I don't think toad got the checkpoint I kind of want to I kind of want to get him killed looks like he did that all on his own I fought the mad last in my day plenty of times don't destroy my platforms Luigi oh you're a tiny Luigi which means you're vulnerable haha I have struck when I needed to the most now Mario is vulnerable be my next victim me first idiot with my cat-like reflexes I have stolen the victory from you Mario you fool dang it I just want to show buddy Mario come back to life you got to go down the pipe quit playing dead there's no enemies we'll together we will be bones dry bones mr. president get down guess I won't be making a pilgrimage today let me make my pilgrimage floor I am Mario come on lava rise me up you and I are both gamers here I say you blocks dare stopped me on my quest for epicness my anger is palpable and my disappointment is immeasurable well I can't wait if I'm not the first one there so we can only pray at this point that our fellow brothers know toad not like this brother I will pray for you r.i.p luigi right can I get a spaghetti noodles in the chat fruit for Luigi can I get a Yahweh Zowie or Zowie wowie for Luigi whichever one it was I don't really care let's just give it to Luigi in the chat the meta has evolved so much that nobody even wants to hit the block first this win was completely justified and brought to you in part by complete random chance get yourself a carton of random chance at a supermarket near you here we go lads the race is about to start place your bets now who will win the always victorious Mario the spunky toadette the second-place best brother Luigi or toad the underdog oh and fold the head brothers it went from a solo race to this big hodgepodge of now we're all in the same area and I could not disapprove any more if I tried oh I mean now it's just about oh sure platforming skill uh over big bits and let me tell you brothers oh my god Toyota's gaining on me dude tonette is gaining hardcore it's very scary and I went in a circle oh no my body was pierced by the ice I was too young for such things to transpire okay we got another race thing oh no I accidentally brought Mario into my pod it didn't even matter we're all in exactly the same spot anyway Mario so what want from me that's what I'm talking about to brew there no no bounce me up stop it stop bouncing me up let me down you [ __ ] ah too many Springs Mario's pulling ahead why are there so many Springs this is obnoxious I hate you let me down let me down let me down all I want us to go downwards downward dog what Luigi I didn't even know he was a runner up in this race let alone the one in front I got pranked looks like I'm the only big one around here would you know what that means I'm out for blood Mario why don't you get your slow bootay out of my way I'm a man on a mission this is absolute madness how is this working out in my favor you know what I don't even want to question it I'm just gonna go on ahead and try to get me a W alright that was rude my victory is inevitable at this point you don't have to smack a wall in my face at the last second although did you guys know that there's a freakin clear condition oh wait nobody can jump on my head because I've got this shell on wait what what how does it still work that way I've got a helmet on we do you think I can't dodge a simpletons such as yourself you'll never jump on my head he jumped on my head ladies and gentlemen now it doesn't much make sense for me to let you go at this point Luigi all you've done is stand in the way of progress and I won't let you be rewarded for it I'll take that thank you oh my god that was the most savage play of all time we return to Ice Road Truckers as our main trucker toad slip on slides down to his demise back on Ice Road Truckers we found that toad as metamorphosized into a cat and has also lost the race smashed that box giggity and smashed that subscribe button while you're at it I love gold I want that clear condition [ __ ] I just got a supersonic go as fast as I possibly can No go go go go down again come on freakin Mario so this level is called fine to the right door and I'm gonna assume that it's not the first door that you can enter oh but it looks like I have found the right door what the door wasn't a door it was a pipe so remember children every time you eat an egg that egg was once in a bird's cloaca did you guys know that ice is slippery and ghosts kill you dang that's got a mess Luigi's chin up what's up guys mind if I slide into these DMS he could still mess it up he could still mess it up he didn't mess it up I'm going to die now worry not Mario for I mean you no harm see I promise I mean you no harm now that there's an obstacle I'm not quite sure how to get by together I'll just put you down nice and gentle look at all of them dude I suck so badly that happens way too much where everybody is at the goal and I'm just like often nowhere land because I'm terrible at the game you know you can dress it up any way you want but you're not fooling me this is just a water level in disguise and I don't appreciate it Oh big hammer bro big hammers lots of hammers oh I'm regretting not getting a powerup it doesn't look like they can reach me I'm out of there hammering range whoa people are actually quitting that's weird people don't usually quit in multiplayer versus if a level causes multiple people to quit you know you done did something wrong that was about as satisfying as getting into the shower and then having to hop out while wet to take a poop okay okay okay just go for it oh oh not good oh not good this is so dumb I hate this nutloaf okay I really don't like it not a fan this is every time I think I'm gonna die oh come on man come on just get on the Block Luigi okay wow I really saw that going just the worst way imaginable my fingers are definitely sweaty anyone got some of moms spaghetti around here [Music] what happened now I have got my self a turtle shell I am frightened for my own safety there's hammer bros and poison and jump and bouncy fish I could sacrifice the win and kill toadette that'd be funny you know or she could just fall off the edge what a nightmare that once I was so rough it made one dude quit a lot of people have been quitting today probably just cuz they see my name and they know that can't hack it with the s+ gamer oh wait I'm not as plus yet well I will be and then they'll be right to fear me toad you better watch yourself buddy you're gonna get hit by a Koopa shell one of these days get off my head you little rat bastard we have example 43 of everybody else making it to the flagpole well I made bad life choices you think I'm behind but like I said before I'm quite an expert at coming from behind Nintendo don't do this to me I just want to move let me play the video game that question mark Glock was a little fishy wasn't it mmm my cleverness overflows dealing with some 1940s Wi-Fi up in here I am swimming and mingling a lot because there is a lot of water I don't want to swim anymore because I hate the water hey it sucks big time and there's also lots of lag but I must deal with the because I want to win right Mario I'm putting a little bit of my faith into you obviously my faith was misplaced that's the biggest bamboozle of all time it says to go down that pipe but there's fire coming out of that pipe I feel like I'm climbing Tetris pieces right now just give me a W I'm so close I can feel it God can you imagine a time line where I fell even slightly to the left and got bodied by gravity [Music]

Channel: Desbug

Views: 1,045,205

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario, Nintendo Switch, Desbug

Id: B0ep86kQLcY

Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019